Worst Movies I've Seen Lately

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1.
Obsessed (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
A successful asset manager, who has just received a huge promotion, is blissfully happy in his career and in his marriage. But when a temp worker starts stalking him, all the things he's worked so hard for are placed in jeopardy. (108 mins.)
Director: Steve Shill
“ I have this at #9? Wait a second... that's better. ” - wunderdunder
 
2.
Motherhood (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
In Manhattan, a mother of two preparing for her daughter's sixth birthday party has no idea of the challenges she's about to face in order to pull off the event. (90 mins.)
“ This movie just depressed me. ” - wunderdunder
 
3.
The Box (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
A small wooden box arrives on the doorstep of a married couple, who know that opening it will grant them a million dollars and kill someone they don't know. (115 mins.)
Director: Richard Kelly
“ The first thirty minutes have you on the edge of your seat and the rest of it makes you wish you were on the edge of a cliff. ” - wunderdunder
 
4.
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
Sam Witwicky leaves the Autobots behind for a normal life. But when his mind is filled with cryptic symbols, the Decepticons target him and he is dragged back into the Transformers' war. (150 mins.)
Director: Michael Bay
“ It was just made to make money and offered nothing valuable in the way of entertainment or good movie making. Special effects is about all it has going for it. ” - wunderdunder
 
5.
The Holiday (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.9/10 X  
Two women troubled with guy-problems swap homes in each other's countries, where they each meet a local guy and fall in love. (138 mins.)
Director: Nancy Meyers
“ Nothing connected you to this movie and although it was supposed to be a romantic "comedy" it failed to be the latter. ” - wunderdunder
 
6.
The Expendables (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
A CIA operative hires a team of mercenaries to eliminate a Latin dictator and a renegade CIA agent. (103 mins.)
“ With the cast it had I guess I expected too much, but I just didn't like it, same overdone stuff that's in about every other action movie. ” - wunderdunder
 
7.
Get Him to the Greek (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
A record company intern is hired to accompany out-of-control British rock star Aldous Snow to a concert at L.A.'s Greek Theater. (109 mins.)
“ The only line I remember being funny in this movie is P-Diddy saying, "Do you know how many Air Jordan's six black kids wear?" ” - wunderdunder
 
8.
2 Fast 2 Furious (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
Former cop Brian O'Conner is called upon to bust a dangerous criminal and he recruits the help of a former childhood friend and street racer who has a chance to redeem himself. (107 mins.)
Director: John Singleton
“ If you've seen it I shouldn't have to explain why it's so bad. ” - wunderdunder
 
9.
Takers (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
A group of bank robbers find their multi-million dollar plan interrupted by a hard-boiled detective. (107 mins.)
Director: John Luessenhop
“ Copied every heist movie it could and even admitted to it. This movie was just money making trash with horrible acting throughout. ” - wunderdunder
 
10.
Cop Out (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
Jimmy's rare baseball card is robbed. Since it's his only hope to pay for his daughter's upcoming wedding, he recruits his cop partner Paul to track down the robber, a memorabilia-obsessed gangster. (107 mins.)
Director: Kevin Smith
“ Bruce Willis being bruce willis, Sean William Scott being himself, and Tracy Morgan does the same. ” - wunderdunder
 
11.
From Paris with Love (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
In Paris, a young employee in the office of the US Ambassador hooks up with an American spy looking to stop a terrorist attack in the city. (92 mins.)
Director: Pierre Morel
“ I think the only point of this movie was so John Travolta could see how many asians he could kill and f-bombs he could drop in less than 2 hrs. ” - wunderdunder
 
12.
Funny People (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
When seasoned comedian George Simmons learns of his terminal, inoperable health condition, his desire to form a genuine friendship causes him to take a relatively green performer under his wing as his opening act. (146 mins.)
Director: Judd Apatow
“ A movie about funny people that wasn't funny. ” - wunderdunder
 
13.
MacGruber (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
Former special operative MacGruber is called back into action to take down his arch-enemy, Dieter Von Cunth, who's in possession of a nuclear warhead and bent on destroying Washington, D.C. (90 mins.)
Director: Jorma Taccone
“ Made a good SNL skit, but a terrible feature length film. ” - wunderdunder
 
14.
Bedtime Stories (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
A hotel handyman's life changes when the lavish bedtime stories he tells his niece and nephew start to magically come true. (99 mins.)
Director: Adam Shankman
 
15.
Meet the Fockers (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
All hell breaks loose when the Byrnes family meets the Focker family for the first time. (115 mins.)
Director: Jay Roach
 
16.
Bad Boys II (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
Two loose-cannon narcotics cops investigate the flow of Ecstasy into Florida from a Cuban drug cartel. (147 mins.)
Director: Michael Bay
“ I don't care what Danny Butterman says this movie sucked! ” - wunderdunder
 
17.
Julie & Julia (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.0/10 X  
Julia Child's story of her start in the cooking profession is intertwined with blogger Julie Powell's 2002 challenge to cook all the recipes in Child's first book. (118 mins.)
Director: Nora Ephron
 
18.
Transporter 2 (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
Mercenary Frank Martin, who specializes moving goods of all kinds, surfaces again this time in Miami, Florida when he's implicated in the kidnapping of the young son of a powerful USA official. (87 mins.)
Director: Louis Leterrier
“ Just too unrealistic for me. I enjoyed the first, but this one was just over the top. ” - wunderdunder
 
19.
Yours, Mine & Ours (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
A widowed Coast Guard Admiral and a widow handbag designer fall in love and marry, much to the dismay of her 10 and his 8 children. (88 mins.)
Director: Raja Gosnell
“ "We took care of them, FAMILY STYLE!" That line right there should do you in. If not how about this one, "My beautiful lighthouse keeper." ” - wunderdunder
 
20.
Sniper 2 (2002 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
A former Marine sniper is lured back in on a top-secret mission to take out a rogue general who is committing atrocities on the Muslim population... (91 mins.)
Director: Craig R. Baxley
“ I LOL everytime his "spotter" starts talking. ” - wunderdunder
 
21.
Planet of the Apes (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
An Air Force astronaut crash lands on a mysterious planet where evolved, talking apes dominate a race of primitive humans. (119 mins.)
Director: Tim Burton
 
22.
Year One (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
After being banished from their tribe, two hunter-gatherers encounter Biblical characters and eventually wind up in the city of Sodom. (97 mins.)
Director: Harold Ramis
 
23.
You Don't Mess with the Zohan (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
An Israeli Special Forces Soldier fakes his death so he can re-emerge in New York City as a hair stylist. (113 mins.)
Director: Dennis Dugan
“ Adam Sandler, fool me once shame on you! Fool me twice shame on me! By now I'm just a f*&%$#$ idiot for continuing to give you a chance. ” - wunderdunder
 
24.
The Back-up Plan (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
A woman conceives twins through artificial insemination, only to meet the man of her dreams on the very same day. (104 mins.)
Director: Alan Poul
 
25.
The Happening (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
A science teacher, his wife, and a young girl struggle to survive a plague that causes those infected to commit suicide. (91 mins.)
 
26.
Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
Security guard Larry Daley infiltrates the Smithsonian Institution in order to rescue Jedediah and Octavius, who have been shipped to the museum by mistake. (105 mins.)
Director: Shawn Levy
“ Ben Stiller, Peter Griffin was right. ” - wunderdunder
 
27.
The Marine (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.7/10 X  
A group of diamond thieves on the run kidnap the wife of a recently discharged marine who goes on a chase through the South Carolinian wilderness to retrieve her. (92 mins.)
Director: John Bonito
“ Does an action movie get more cheesey?
Oh wait... ” - wunderdunder
 
28.
Batman & Robin (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
Batman and Robin try to keep their relationship together even as they must stop Mr. Freeze and Poison Ivy from freezing Gotham City. (125 mins.)
Director: Joel Schumacher
“ Yes it does! ” - wunderdunder
 
29.
Tooth Fairy (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
A bad deed on the part of a tough minor-league hockey player results in an unusual sentence: He must serve one week as a real-life tooth fairy. (101 mins.)
Director: Michael Lembeck
“ Last time I rent a movie trying to please other people. ” - wunderdunder
 
30.
Meet the Spartans (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.7/10 X  
The heroic Spartan king Leonidas, armed with nothing but leather underwear and a cape, leads a ragtag... (86 mins.)
“ Of course it's on here. ” - wunderdunder
 
31.
Norbit (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.0/10 X  
A mild-mannered guy, who is married to a monstrous woman, meets the woman of his dreams, and schemes to find a way to be with her. (102 mins.)
Director: Brian Robbins
 
32.
The Family Stone (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
An uptight, conservative businesswoman accompanies her boyfriend to his eccentric and outgoing family's annual Christmas celebration and finds that she's a fish out of water in their free-spirited way of life. (103 mins.)
Director: Thomas Bezucha
 
33.
My Super Ex-Girlfriend (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
When a regular guy dumps a superhero for her neediness, she uses her powers to make his life a living hell. (95 mins.)
Director: Ivan Reitman