The Nostalgia Critic (In Order)

A complete list Of all the Reviews, Top 11, and raiders of the story done by Doug walker ''The Nostalgia Critic''

As of September 14th, 2012 Doug walker has officially huge up the tie and hat and will no longer make anymore NC reviews meaning that this list will no longer be Updating but don't worry this list will still remain for any of you who wants to Know what and when he reviewed any movie.

Update 2/10/13, The Nostalgia Critic will Continue Reviews as of 2013 so expect the list to continually increase :)
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Transformers (2007)
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An ancient struggle between two Cybertronian races, the heroic Autobots and the evil Decepticons, comes to Earth, with a clue to the ultimate power held by a teenager. (144 mins.)
Director: Michael Bay
“ The Critic speed-talks through a synopsis of Transformers (2007) before fainting from exhaustion at the end.
Note: This episode was originally posted on YouTube on July 2007. ” - Admiral-Kizaru
Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue (1990 Short Film)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
Many different cartoon stars like Bugs Bunny, the Muppet Babies and Garfield join forces to convince a teenager that drugs aren't cool. (30 mins.)
“ The Critic reviews Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue (1990). He criticizes the fact that the special's about drugs, the cartoon characters' mean spirited and overly preachy nature, and a very annoying musical number. This was the first episode do be done in the Nostalgia Critic's trademark style, whereas the previous later became the basis for Doug's Bum Reviews.

Note: This episode was originally posted on YouTube on July 2007. Also, this episode introduces the Critic's opening catchphrase ” - Admiral-Kizaru
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie (1995)
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A giant egg is unearthed at a construction site and soon opened, releasing the terrible Ivan Ooze, who wreaks vengeance on Zordon for imprisoning him millennia ago. With Zordon dying and their powers lost, the Rangers head to a distant planet to find the mystic warrior Dulcea. (95 mins.)
Director: Bryan Spicer
“ The Critic reviews Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie (1995). He exclaims that the plot is nonsensical, criticizes the movie for having a wasted budget, poor special effects and how the moral is to fight without powers, yet the Power Rangers get them back eventually ” - Admiral-Kizaru
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
Four teenage mutant ninja turtles emerge from the shadows to protect New York City from a gang of criminal ninjas. (93 mins.)
Director: Steve Barron
“ The Critic reviews Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze (1991) and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III (1993). Despite the flaws he found in all three movies, the critic enjoyed the first two but heavily criticizes the third installment after watching it for five minutes. He cries in his bathtub and tortures himself for a brief moment. ” - Admiral-Kizaru
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze (1991)
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The Turtles and the Shredder battle once again, this time for the last canister of the ooze that created the Turtles, with which Shredder wants to unleash an army of new mutants. (88 mins.)
“ look up ” - Admiral-Kizaru
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III (1993)
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The turtles find themselves transported back in time to ancient Japan. (96 mins.)
Director: Stuart Gillard
“ look up ” - Admiral-Kizaru
The Nostalgia Critic (2007 TV Series)
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The critic does his first top 11 list.
“ The Critic counts down the top 11 scariest Nostalgic moments. They are as follows:
11. The Wicked Witch of the West from The Wizard of Oz (1939)
10. Wonka's Messed-Up Tunnel of Hell in Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971)
9. The Villain's song in Care Bears in Wonderland (1987)
8. The Headless Horseman from Sleepy Hollow (1949)
7. The Snake from Beetlejuice
6. Ghostbusters (1984) and Ghostbusters II (1989)
5. The Child Catcher in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968)
4. Large Marge in Pee-wee's Big Adventure (1985)
3. Judge Doom in Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)
2. The Clown in Poltergeist (1982)
1. The Banshee in Darby O'Gill and the Little People (1960) ” - Admiral-Kizaru
Super Mario Bros. (1993)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.0/10 X  
Two Brooklyn plumbers, Mario and Luigi, must travel to another dimension to rescue a princess from the evil dictator King Koopa and stop him from taking over the world. (104 mins.)
“ The Critic reviews Super Mario Bros: The Movie (1993). He criticizes Mario and Luigi's last name (which the movie says is simply "Mario"), the story, Dennis Hopper's performance, and the fact that the movie has little to nothing to do with the video game which it is based on. ” - Admiral-Kizaru
Cloverfield (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.0/10 X  
A group of friends venture deep into the streets of New York on a rescue mission during a rampaging monster attack. (85 mins.)
Director: Matt Reeves
“ The Critic reviews Cloverfield (2008), stating that the movie was okay, expressing rage over The Monster and re-enacting the movie himself ” - Admiral-Kizaru
Street Fighter (1994)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.8/10 X  
Col. Guile and various other martial arts heroes fight against the tyranny of Dictator M. Bison and his cohorts. (102 mins.)
“ The Critic reviews Street Fighter (1994). He criticizes the large amount of action scenes, the confusing story, the huge cast, and Jean-Claude Van Damme's performance. However, he applauds the final performance of the late Raúl Juliá. ” - Admiral-Kizaru
Mortal Kombat (1995)
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Three unknowing martial artists are summoned to a mysterious island to compete in a tournament whose outcome will decide the fate of the world. (101 mins.)
Director: Paul Anderson
“ The Critic reviews Mortal Kombat (1995). He criticizes the PG-13 rating (means no blood-gushing violence like in the video game), Johnny Cage's one liners and some pointless fighting scenes. ” - Admiral-Kizaru
Space Jam (1996)
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In a desperate attempt to win a basketball match and earn their freedom, the Looney Tunes seek the aid of retired basketball champion, Michael Jordan. (88 mins.)
Director: Joe Pytka
“ The Critic reviews Space Jam (1996). He criticizes the film for being "nothing but commercials", the jokes for not being up to classic Looney Tunes, Michael Jordan's dull acting, and the sex appeal given to Lola Bunny. ” - Admiral-Kizaru
Pokémon: The First Movie - Mewtwo Strikes Back (1998)
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Scientists genetically create a new Pokémon, Mewtwo, but the results are horrific and disastrous. (96 mins.)
“ The Critic reviews Pokémon: The First Movie (1999). He complains that the film does not really explain the premise of Pokémon to the non-initiated, and considers the message of "fighting is wrong" as hypocritical. He also shows that he believes the Pokemon bringing Ash back to life with their tears to be stupid and cliche ” - Admiral-Kizaru
The Wizard (1989)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
A boy and his brother run away from home and hitch cross country with the help of a girl they meet to compete in the ultimate video game championship. (96 mins.)
Director: Todd Holland
“ The Critic reviews The Wizard (1989). He criticizes the incredibly poor acting, the fact that the kids act like adults and vice versa, the fact that the movie makes the character of Lucas seem like a god, and violent and suggestive themes. The episode ends with him yelling "Nerd!" in rage, assuming the kid who plays Jimmy grows up as the Angry Video Game Nerd. ” - Admiral-Kizaru
The Nostalgia Critic (2007 TV Series)
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The Critic praises Animaniacs for being written just as much for adults as for children, and cites examples.
“ The Critic notes the top 11 risqué phrases from Animaniacs:
11. "You expect us poor innocent children to... paint naked people all over a church? We'll do it!"
10. "Truth or Dare"
9. "I got the buns".
8. Bouncing in a car
7. "Yakko, can you conjugate?"
6. "I'll conjugate with you".
5. "Let me go to the board and show you".
4. "Give me the bird!"
3. "What else you got in there?"
2. "I'd say puberty was inordinately kind to you".
1. Mistaking "fingerprints" with "finger Prince" ” - Admiral-Kizaru
Batman & Robin (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
Batman and Robin try to keep their relationship together even as they must stop Mr. Freeze and Poison Ivy from freezing Gotham City. (125 mins.)
Director: Joel Schumacher
“ The Critic reviews Batman & Robin (1997). He heavily criticizes the colorful campy feel that resembles the 1960's Batman TV series, the major departure from the previous films which features a darker tone, the lame one-liners, cliché dialogue, and Mr. Freeze's ice puns. He also shows intense anger at the scene where Batman uses a "bat credit card" to buy Poison Ivy at the auction, actually flying into a furious rage. ” - Admiral-Kizaru
The Nostalgia Critic (2007 TV Series)
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The Critic recounts all the theme songs from his childhood that still get stuck in his head.
“ The Critic lists the top 11 catchiest nostalgic theme songs:
11. Sesame Street
10. Reading Rainbow
9. Where in the World Is Carmen Sandiego? and Where on Earth Is Carmen Sandiego?
8. ThunderCats
7. Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
6. G.I. Joe
5. The Transformers
4. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
3. Anything by the Richard Stone team
2. Inspector Gadget
1. DuckTales ” - Admiral-Kizaru
The Nostalgia Critic (2007 TV Series)
Episode: 90's Sports Montage (2008)
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The Critic tries to get to the bottom of why we keep watching sports movies when they all have the same plot.
“ The Critic reviews various 80s and 90s sports movies, including:
The Mighty Ducks
Little Giants
Little Big League
Angels in the Outfield
Cool Runnings
The Sandlot ” - Admiral-Kizaru
The Nostalgia Critic (2007 TV Series)
Episode: Top 11 Drug PSAs (2008)
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The Critic reviews the top eleven most memorable Anti-Drug ads, some of which made more sense than others.
“ The Critic lists the top 11 public service announcements involving drugs:
11. Be an Original.
10. If you don't teach your kids to say "no" to drugs, it's as good as saying "yes".
9. Drugs, drugs, drugs
8. C3PO and R2-D2 anti-smoking PSA
7. I'm always chasing rainbows.
6. You just better know what you're jumping into.
5. The drug-dealing Snake
4. I learned it by watching you!
3. This Is Your Brain on Drugs.
2. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ("I'm not a chicken, you're a turkey!")
1. Pee-wee Herman's anti-crack PSA ” - Admiral-Kizaru
Captain Planet and the Planeteers (1990 TV Series)
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A quintet of teenagers work together to encourage environmentally responsible behaviour and can summon a superhero to deal with ecological disasters. (23 mins.)
“ The Critic reviews Captain Planet and the Planeteers (1990–1996). He criticizes the overall premise, is annoyed by several of the main characters, and finds some themes (AIDS, gang violence) inappropriate for a children's show. ” - Admiral-Kizaru
Double Dare (1986 TV Series)
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One in a long-running series of game shows, where two-member teams of children compete to answer questions and complete stunts. (30 mins.)
“ The Critic positively reviews the game show Double Dare (1986–1993). Among his points, he praises the host, Marc Summers, for being able to "get into the game" despite having OCD ” - Admiral-Kizaru
3 Ninjas (1992)
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Each year, three brothers, Samuel, Jeffrey and Michael Douglas visit their grandfather, Mori Tanaka... (84 mins.)
Director: Jon Turteltaub
“ The Critic reviews 3 Ninjas (1992). He comments on the film's blatant attempts to cash in on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Home Alone, criticizing the plot, corny dialogue, annoying characters (especially Grandpa Mori), and weird traps. ” - Admiral-Kizaru
The Nostalgia Critic (2007 TV Series)
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The Critic counts down the sexiest animated women.
“ The Critic lists the top 11 attractive animated female characters:
11. Linka (Captain Planet and the Planeteers)
10. Baroness (G.I. Joe)
9. Sailor Moon
8. Harley Quinn (Batman)
7. Hello Nurse (Animaniacs)
6. Cheetara (ThunderCats)
5. Daphne (Scooby Doo)
4. April O'Neil (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)
3. Rogue (X-Men)
2. Ariel & Princess Jasmine (The Little Mermaid & Aladdin)
1. Jessica Rabbit (Who Framed Roger Rabbit) ” - Admiral-Kizaru
Masters of the Universe (1987)
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The heroic warrior He-Man battles against lord Skeletor and his armies of darkness for control of Castle Grayskull. (106 mins.)
Director: Gary Goddard
“ The Critic reviews Masters of the Universe (1987). He criticizes the film's title which does not include "He-Man" in it, numerous homoerotic overtones, Skeletor's dull portrayal, the subplot of the film involving Julie which he considers depressing, most of the plot has little to do with He-Man, and the moral, which he finds to be very unrealistic. ” - Admiral-Kizaru
Follow That Bird (1985)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
Big Bird is sent to live far from Sesame Street by a pesky social worker. Unhappy, Big Bird runs away from his foster home, prompting the rest of the Sesame Street gang to go on a cross-country journey to find him. (88 mins.)
Director: Ken Kwapis
“ The Critic reviews Follow That Bird (1985). Halfway through the review, he admits he is unable to properly criticize Sesame Street and walks out. Chester A. Bum finishes the review for $20. ” - Admiral-Kizaru
Saved by the Bell (1989 TV Series)
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A TV show centered on six students and their years at Bayside High School in Palisades, California. (30 mins.)
“ The Critic reviews Saved by the Bell (1989–1993). He comments on the absurd stories, dated fashions and sets, obnoxious canned laughter, and flat characters. However, he concludes that the show was relatively harmless. ” - Admiral-Kizaru
Tom and Jerry: The Movie (1992)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
Tom and Jerry must save a girl from her evil aunt. (84 mins.)
Director: Phil Roman
“ The Critic reviews Tom and Jerry: The Movie (1992). He is upset about Tom and Jerry being able to talk and reduced to secondary characters as the orphan girl Robyn Starling becomes the focus of the story, and also shows a strong distaste for the musical numbers ” - Admiral-Kizaru
The Nostalgia Critic (2007 TV Series)
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The Critic lists the movie and television scenes that still make him cry.
“ The Critic lists the top 11 saddest moments in nostalgic films:
11. "Saying Good Bye" (Muppets Take Manhattan)
10. "Blue Bird" (Follow That Bird)
9. Death of Little Foot's Mother (The Land Before Time)
8. An American Tail
7. The Ending of "What's Opera Doc?"
6. Snoopy's Going Away Party (Snoopy Come Home)
5. Drowning of Artax (The NeverEnding Story)
4. Death of Charlotte (Charlotte's Web)
3. Funeral Scene (My Girl)
2. Death of Spock (Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan)
1. "Every Single God Damn Disney Movie Ever Made!" (notably "The Lion King", "Old Yeller" and "Bambi") ” - Admiral-Kizaru
Surf Ninjas (1993)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
Two boys learn from a mysterious warrior that they are the heirs to the throne of Patusan and set out to overthrow the current monarchy. (87 mins.)
Director: Neal Israel
“ The Critic reviews Surf Ninjas (1993). He says he likes it, talking about obviously terrible elements, such as plot holes, terrible acting and jokes and adult humor and situations, as if they were genius, before waking up (Wizard of Oz style) to reveal that he in fact hates it. ” - Admiral-Kizaru
The Nostalgia Critic (2007 TV Series)
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The Critic recounts the top eleven cartoons from his childhood that he thinks still hold up today.
“ The Critic lists top 11 greatest animated shows of the 1980s and 1990s:
11. The Real Ghostbusters
10. Fox's Peter Pan and The Pirates
9. DuckTales
8. Ren and Stimpy
7. G.I. Joe
6. The Transformers
5. The Tick
4. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
3. X-Men
2. Animaniacs
1. Batman: The Animated Series ” - Admiral-Kizaru
Kazaam (1996)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.8/10 X  
A troubled kid inadvertently releases a genie, who must grant him any three wishes he requests. (93 mins.)
Director: Paul M. Glaser
“ The Critic reviews Kazaam (1996). He attacks Shaquille O'Neal's acting and rapping, and the film's plot, finding the idea of Kazaam being Max's genie to be similar to slavery. ” - Admiral-Kizaru
The Nostalgia Critic (2007 TV Series)
Episode: Drew Struzan Tribute (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
The Critic praises the work of Hollywood's most famous poster artist.
“ The Critic salutes Drew Struzan, painter and creator of well-known movie posters. He claims that Struzan denied him an interview and recalled this instance during a rare radio interview. ” - Admiral-Kizaru
The Nostalgia Critic (2007 TV Series)
Episode: Halloween '08 Special (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.7/10 X  
The Critic negatively reviews the Teddy Ruxpin doll. The doll doesn't like that.
“ The Critic negatively reviews the Teddy Ruxpin doll, calling it creepy. The doll later comes to life and vengefully attacks him. ” - Admiral-Kizaru
Double Dragon (1994)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
Two brothers have half of a powerful ancient Chinese talisman. An evil gang leader has the other half, and determines to get the brothers' half and have a complete medallion so he can gain absolute power. (96 mins.)
Director: James Yukich
“ The Critic reviews Double Dragon (1994). He criticizes the film's plot, which does not follow that of the game it is based on, and lack of character development ” - Admiral-Kizaru
The Nostalgia Critic (2007 TV Series)
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The Critic remembers some movies so we don't have to... but maybe we want to remember these ones.
“ The Critic lists the top 11 overlooked films:
11. The Rescuers Down Under (after noting that he did not like the first film)
10. Tiny Toon Adventures: How I Spent My Vacation
9. The Rocketeer
8. The Prince of Egypt
7. Explorers
6. The Iron Giant
5. Flight of the Navigator
4. Return to Oz
3. Babe: Pig in the City
2. Batman: Mask of the Phantasm
1. The Secret of NIMH ” - Admiral-Kizaru
Howard the Duck (1986)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
A sarcastic humanoid duck is pulled from his homeworld to Earth where he must stop an alien invader. (110 mins.)
Director: Willard Huyck
“ The Critic reviews Howard the Duck (1986). He finds the film's main problem to be that it was too dark, violent and sexual for a PG rating. He also criticizes the plot, implausibility, acting, and puns. Special criticism is reserved for a brief scene depicting a female anthropomorphic duck with realistic human breasts. ” - Admiral-Kizaru
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
A group of martial arts warriors have only six days to save the Earth from an extra-dimensional invasion. (95 mins.)
“ The Critic reviews Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997). He criticizes the film's plot as just exposition, poor special effects and presence of characters who had died in the original film, saying that despite still disliking the first Mortal Kombat, he considered it "a masterpiece" compared to the sequel ” - Admiral-Kizaru
Godzilla (1998)
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A giant, reptilian monster surfaces, leaving destruction in its wake. To stop the monster (and its babies), an earthworm scientist, his reporter ex-girlfriend, and other unlikely heroes team up to save their city. (139 mins.)
Director: Roland Emmerich
“ The Critic reviews Godzilla (1998). He confesses on disliking the director, Roland Emmerich, criticizes Mathew Broderick's awkward dialogue, the illogical script, and finds scenes similar to other films, such as Jurassic Park and Star Wars. ” - Admiral-Kizaru
The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! (1989 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
The Mario Brothers, Princess Toadstool, and Toad go on various adventures while battling the evil King Koopa. (30 mins.)
“ The Critic reviews Super Mario Brothers Super Show (1989). For its Mario cartoons, he criticizes the inconsistent plots, mostly bad parodies of popular films, dialogue being heavy on Italian food puns, and cheap animation. Regarding the Legend of Zelda segments, he bashes its blandness, portrayal of Link as smart-allecky and perverted and his dysfunctional relationship with Zelda. ” - Admiral-Kizaru
The Nostalgia Critic (2007 TV Series)
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The Critic recalls his top 12 favorite Christmas movies and specials. Why top 12? Because it's Christmas.
“ The Critic lists the top 12 films, episodes and television specials about Christmas:
12. Merry Christmas, Mr. Bean
11. South Park: Woodland Critter Christmas
10. Disney's The Little Match Girl
9. Home Alone
8. Miracle on 34th Street
7. The Small One
6. National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
5. It's a Wonderful Life
4. How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
3. A Charlie Brown Christmas
2. All adaptations of A Christmas Carol
1. A Christmas Story ” - Admiral-Kizaru
Jingle All the Way (1996)
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A father vows to get his son a Turbo Man action figure for Christmas, however, every store is sold out of them, and he must travel all over town and compete with everybody else in order to find one. (89 mins.)
Director: Brian Levant
“ The Critic reviews Jingle All the Way (1996). In addition to mocking the actors, he criticizes the absurd and overly manic situations of the movie, especially the climax, and the seemingly materialistic message of the film. ” - Admiral-Kizaru
The Nostalgia Critic (2007 TV Series)
Episode: Nicktoons (2009)
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The Critic declares January Nickelodeon Month and reviews some of the channel's first original animated series.
“ The Critic reviews Nicktoons: The Ren & Stimpy Show (1991–96)
Rugrats (1991–2004)
Doug (1991–99)
Rocko's Modern Life (1993–96)
Aaahh!!! Real Monsters (1994–97)
Hey Arnold! (1996–2004)
He openly dislikes Doug, primarily because the unpopular title character shares the same first name as him. He reviews Hey Arnold! based on its intro, asking why Arnold wears a skirt (it was explained in the cartoon that it is actually a shirt, and episodes of Hey Arnold! even have Arnold shown while wearing the shirt without the sweater). He inaccurately assumes that Doug takes place in high school (it is clearly stated in at least one episode that Doug is eleven-and-a-half years old, and in the final episode is stated that he is going into junior high school). ” - Admiral-Kizaru
The Nostalgia Critic (2007 TV Series)
Episode: Nickcoms (2009)
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The Critic continues Nickelodeon month with a look at You Can't Do That on Television, Clarissa Explains it All...
“ The Critic reviews Nickcoms: You Can't Do That on Television (1979–90)
Clarissa Explains It All (1991–94)
Hey Dude (1989–91)
Salute Your Shorts (1991–92)
The Adventures of Pete & Pete (1993–96)
He admits that some of the shows are clever and creative (especially Pete & Pete, which he is a fan of for its surreal humor), but overall boring and unfunny (especially Hey Dude). ” - Admiral-Kizaru
The Nostalgia Critic (2007 TV Series)
Episode: Snick (2009)
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The Critic continues Nick Month with a look at the Snick lineup, including Roundhouse, Are You Afraid of the Dark?, All That, Prometheus and Bob, Action League Now!, and Kenan & Kel.
“ The Critic reviews SNICK shows: Roundhouse (1992–96)
Are You Afraid of the Dark? (1990–2000)
All That (1994–2005)
Kablam! (1996–2000)
Kenan & Kel (1996–2000), focusing mainly on the movie Two Heads Are Better Than None (2000)
He says that none of these shows are special, but pans only Roundhouse. ” - Admiral-Kizaru
Good Burger (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
Two dim-witted teenagers are forced to save the fast food restaurant they work at from going out of business, despite a new-and-improved burger joint opening across the street that want to be the "Top Dog" in the fast food industry. (103 mins.)
Director: Brian Robbins
“ The Critic reviews Good Burger (1997). He complains about the absurd situations, annoying characters and unfunny jokes, and questions Abe Vigoda's presence. Special criticism is reserved for a scene where Ed stuff grapes in his nose and chants "bloobity bloobity bloobity bloobity" ad nauseam. ” - Admiral-Kizaru
FernGully: The Last Rainforest (1992)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
The magical inhabitants of a rainforest fight to save their home, which is threatened by logging and a polluting force of destruction called Hexxus. (76 mins.)
Director: Bill Kroyer
“ The Critic and Nostalgia Chick review FernGully: The Last Rainforest (1992). They comment about the film's preachy attitude, uninspired characters and some scientific and geographical inaccuracies. The Chick also coins the term "Big-Lipped Alligator Moment" in this episode, used to describe a scene in a film that comes out of nowhere, has no bearing on the plot, is completely odd and over the top, and is never referred to again. In this case, the term is used for a random scene featuring a singing goanna, that is voice by Tone Loc, who wishes to eat the film's main character Zak. ” - Admiral-Kizaru
A Kid in King Arthur's Court (1995)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
A Little League player is sent back into medieval times where he is given the task of saving Camelot. (89 mins.)
“ The Critic reviews A Kid in King Arthur's Court (1995). He criticizes the absurd situations, amateur filmmaking techniques and historical/mythological inaccuracies. He is also shocked to find Kate Winslet and Daniel Craig beginning their careers in this film. ” - Admiral-Kizaru
The Good Son (1993)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
A young boy stays with his aunt and uncle, and befriends his cousin who's the same age. But his cousin begins showing increasing signs of violent behavior. (87 mins.)
Director: Joseph Ruben
“ The Critic reviews The Good Son (1993). Using cue cards and subtitles as Doug had lost his voice, his main complaint is the unrealistic characters and plot, particularly the character played by Macaulay Culkin, and the fact that the adults are too stupid to see that Culkin's character is evil. ” - Admiral-Kizaru
Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog (1993 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
Sonic and Tails are willing to save the planet Mobius from Dr. Robotnik and his robots which they plan to take over in these slapstick based adventures. (30 mins.)
“ The Critic reviews Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog (1993), and Sonic the Hedgehog (1993–1994). He criticizes the former as "crazy" and nothing more than "pure *beep* However, he praises the Saturday morning version for giving "Honest to God effort!", being dark and grim and having a remarkably developed storyline. ” - Admiral-Kizaru
The Nostalgia Critic (2007 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.2/10 X  
The Critic looks back at some of the weird stuff our childhood entertainment subjected us to.
“ The Critic lists the top 11 surreal moments from movies, TV shows and video games. (In a nod to their oddness, he numbers the list unconventionally).
11. Toontown from Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)
10. Cool World (1992)
9. Dragon's Lair II: Time Warp (1991)
8. The Paraphernalia Wagon from Halloween Is Grinch Night (1977)
7. Raggedy Ann & Andy: A Musical Adventure (1977)
6. The Opening to the Beetlejuice cartoon (1989-91)
5. Beavis' hallucination in Beavis and Butt-head Do America (1996)
4. The "Tunnel from Hell in" Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971)
3. "This Is Halloween" from The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)
2. "Pink Elephants on Parade from Dumbo (1941)
1. The Opening to Pee-wee's Playhouse (1987) ” - Admiral-Kizaru
Twister (1996)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
Bill and Jo Harding, advanced storm chasers on the brink of divorce, must join together to create an advanced weather alert system by putting themselves in the cross-hairs of extremely violent tornadoes. (113 mins.)
Director: Jan de Bont
“ The Critic reviews Twister (1996). Before the review, he pointed out that he gave credit to the wrong source of the collection of videos in the *beep* episode and addressed the correct one. In the review, the Critic criticizes the main characters (mainly dueto constant arguing) and the film's scientific inaccuracy, but enjoys the effects. Special criticism is reserved for a scene where several characters are all shown listening to different pieces of music, all at once. ” - Admiral-Kizaru
The Garbage Pail Kids Movie (1987)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.7/10 X  
Dodger must confront the struggles of life as he is visited by the Garbage Pail Kids and intimidated by some older bullies. (100 mins.)
Director: Rod Amateau
“ The Critic reviews The Garbage Pail Kids Movie (1987). He lambastes the film for having no plot or story, terrible characters, unfunny and disgusting humour, and poorly designed puppets. The episode ends with a parody of 2001: A Space Odyssey, where the film's horridness rips through time and space. He calls it the worst film he has ever reviewed, and sums it up as "pure evil". ” - Admiral-Kizaru
Rock-A-Doodle (1991)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
In order to defeat the Grand Duke of Owls, a young boy transformed into a cat teams up with a group of barnyard animals to find a rooster who can raise the sun. (77 mins.)
“ The Critic reviews Rock-a-Doodle (1991). He marks this as the start of Don Bluth's decline in animated films, even though he says the movie is not especially bad. He criticizes the very strange plot, annoying characters (especially the voice acting for Edmund) and frequent songs. He also makes a point of mentioning a particularly vexing plot hole in the film, when the sun rises once without the main character, Chanticleer crowing. And then it refuses to rise again after that, because he no longer crows. ” - Admiral-Kizaru
Titanic: The Legend Goes On... (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.2/10 X  
A Cinderella meets her Prince Charming on the ill-fated Titanic. Along for the ride are a rapping dog, other talking animals, and an assortment of wacky humans. (90 mins.)
Director: Camillo Teti
“ The Critic reviews Titanic: The Legend Goes On (2001). Among the poor quality and taste of the film, he criticizes the historical inaccuracies, nonsensical characters (especially the rapping dog), and how it blatantly rips off the blockbuster film, Titanic. He stated that the creator of the film "probably saw the James Cameron movie and didn't realize it was based on a true event; he probably just thought it was a fairy tale." ” - Admiral-Kizaru
The Pagemaster (1994)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
A cowardly boy who buries himself in accident statistics enters a library to escape a storm only to be transformed into an animated illustration by the Pagemaster. He has to work through obstacles from classic books to return to real life. (80 mins.)
“ The Critic reviews The Pagemaster (1994). He finds it to be dull and forgettable, with no memorable characters, and no opportunities to know the famous stories shown throughout. However, he does praise the pleasant-looking animation. ” - Admiral-Kizaru
Moonwalker (1988)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
Anthology movie by, and starring, Michael Jackson in his prime, combining a number of music videos from his bestselling "Bad" album with a fantasy tale of Michael's confrontation with a ruthless drug dealer known as Mr. Big (Joe Pesci). (93 mins.)
“ The Critic reviews Moonwalker (1988). He finds the movie to be nothing more than a massive ego-trip for Michael Jackson, and ridicules the often nonsensical segments of the film, though praises the "Smooth Criminal" music video in the middle of the film, referring to it as "the coolest *beep* thing I've ever seen".
Note: This review came out two months before the death of Michael Jackson. ” - Admiral-Kizaru
The Nostalgia Critic (2007 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
The Critic loves the Superman movies...well, two of them...but has to admit they have their fair share of stupidity.
“ The Critic compiles a list of the dumbest moments of the Superman films:
11. Casting Brandon Routh and Kate Bosworth in Superman Returns (2006)
10. The Dumb-Ass Kid at Niagara Falls from Superman II (1980)
9. Recreating the romantic flying scene from Superman in Superman IV: The Quest for Peace (1987)
8. The woman and the baby carriage from Superman II
7. The special effects of Superman IV
6. Clark Kent's glasses (1978-2006)
5. Nuclear Man's creation in Superman IV
4. The opening of Superman III (1983)
3. Superman's mind erasing kiss in Superman II
2. Richard Pryor in Superman III
1. Superman time-traveling by rotating the Earth backwards in Superman (1978) ” - Admiral-Kizaru
TMNT (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
When the world is threatened by an ancient evil, the four adolescent turtles must reunite and overcome their faults in order to stand against it. (87 mins.)
Director: Kevin Munroe
“ The Critic reviews TMNT (2007), after many requests by his fans. Though he criticizes Mako's performance, the confusing plot, undeveloped characters and likeness to a video game, he notes that it's not bad, let alone horrible, and even praises the film's CGI animation. His criticism of Mako's performance proved controversial, as he addresses in his next video. ” - Admiral-Kizaru
Red Sonja (1985)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
A vengeful woman sets out to retrieve a magic orb from an evil queen whom she vows vengeance upon after the evil queen slain her family and her loyal warriors raped her. (89 mins.)
“ The Critic reviews Red Sonja (1985). Before the review, he explains the life of Mako, and apologizes for criticizing his voice of Splinter from the TMNT review. He finds the film's story to be underdeveloped, and criticizes both Brigitte Nielsen and Arnold Schwarzenegger's performances as lackluster. ” - Admiral-Kizaru
Short Circuit (1986)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
Number 5 of a group of experimental robots in a lab is electrocuted, suddenly becomes intelligent, and escapes. (98 mins.)
Director: John Badham
“ The Critic reviews Short Circuit (1986) and Short Circuit 2 (1988). He concludes that while they technically are bad movies, criticizing both films' weird plots, poor acting and dialogue, and weak attempts at humor, both Johnny 5 and Benjamin are likable characters, despite the latter being highly offensive, and he calls the films "a guilty pleasure". ” - Admiral-Kizaru
Short Circuit 2 (1988)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
Robot Johnny Five comes to the city and gets manipulated by criminals who want him for their own purposes. (110 mins.)
Director: Kenneth Johnson
“ The Critic reviews Short Circuit (1986) and Short Circuit 2 (1988). He concludes that while they technically are bad movies, criticizing both films' weird plots, poor acting and dialogue, and weak attempts at humor, both Johnny 5 and Benjamin are likable characters, despite the latter being highly offensive, and he calls the films "a guilty pleasure". ” - Admiral-Kizaru
The Nostalgia Critic (2007 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.7/10 X  
The Critic compares two of his favorite movies: Tim Burton's Batman, and Christopher Nolan's The Dark Knight.
“ The Critic compares Batman (1989) with The Dark Knight (2008).
Best Batman: Michael Keaton
Best Joker: Heath Ledger
Best Supporting Cast: Batman
Best Action Scenes: The Dark Knight
Best Story: Batman
Batman wins over The Dark Knight: 3-2. ” - Admiral-Kizaru
Full House (1987 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
After the sudden death of his wife, a young father enlists the help of his brother-in-law and his childhood friend to help him raise his three daughters. (22 mins.)
“ The Critic reviews Full House (1987–95). He considers it the worst show ever, criticizing the show for being unfunny, boring, repetitive, and having faked happiness and no real conflict. ” - Admiral-Kizaru
North (1994)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.4/10 X  
Sick of the neglect he receives from his mom and dad, a young boy leaves home and travels the world in search of new parents. (87 mins.)
Director: Rob Reiner
“ The Critic reviews North (1994). He criticizes the random musical number, racist portrayals, unnecessary cameos, awful jokes, the bizarre Bruce Willis character, the overall ridiculous scenario, and the fact that the whole story turns out to be a dream. Special criticism is reserved for a scene where the main protagonist has a panic attack, especially when the father of the main character says, "Loosen his pants". ” - Admiral-Kizaru
Sidekicks (1992)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
A bullied teen who fantasizes about being Chuck Norris' sidekick trains in martial arts to fulfill his dreams. (101 mins.)
Director: Aaron Norris
“ The Critic reviews Sidekicks (1992). His main complaint is that the vast majority of the film is a self-indulgent plug for the director's brother Chuck Norris, criticizing his and Jonathan Brandis' performances, the bizarre plot, similarities to The Karate Kid, mean-spirited characters, and poor choreography of the action scenes. He also pretends not to dislike Mako Iwamatsu's bad acting due to the bad response about his comments during his Ninja Turtles movies review. ” - Admiral-Kizaru
Gargoyles (1994 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
A clan of heroic night creatures pledge to protect modern New York City as they did in Scotland long ago (30 mins.)
“ The Critic reviews Gargoyles (1994–1997). This episode is one of the few where he does not criticize, save for the unusual storyline and the third season, "The Goliath Chronicles". ” - Admiral-Kizaru
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
Sam Witwicky leaves the Autobots behind for a normal life. But when his mind is filled with cryptic symbols, the Decepticons target him and he is dragged back into the Transformers' war. (150 mins.)
Director: Michael Bay
“ The Critic reviews Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009), in the same style of his first episode. He considers it "adequately satisfying" despite a weak plot. ” - Admiral-Kizaru
Steel (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.8/10 X  
John Henry Irons designs weapons for the military. When his project to create weapons that harmlessly neutralize soldiers is sabotaged... (97 mins.)
Director: Kenneth Johnson
“ The Critic reviews Steel (1997). He criticizes the wooden acting of Shaquille O'Neal and bad dialogue, and considers Steel as the "worst superhero ever". He points out that the only good factors are Annabeth Gish's performance, her character's laser-shooting wheelchair, and the funny reaction of a man about to be blown away by a grenade. ” - Admiral-Kizaru
The Nostalgia Critic (2007 TV Series)
Episode: Top 11 Cereal Mascots (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
The Critic counts down the most memorable cereal mascots...except for The Flintstones.
“ The Critic lists the top 11 cereal mascots:
11. Toucan Sam from "Froot Loops" (1945-present)
10. Cookie Crook and Officer Crumb from "Cookie Crisp" (1981-97)
9. Buzz Bee from "Honey Nut Cheerios" (referred to as "The Honey Nut Cheerios Bee") (1979-present)
8. Wendell from "Cinnamon Toast Crunch" (1987-present)
7. Lucky from "Lucky Charms" (1962-present)
6. Cap'n "Horatio Magellan" Crunch from "Cap'n Crunch" (1963-present)
5. Count Chocula from "Count Chocula" (1971-present)
4. Sonny the Cuckoo Bird from "Cocoa Puffs" (1962-present)
3. Sugar Bear from "Golden Crisp" (1964-present)
2. The Trix Rabbit from "Trix" (1959-present)
1. Tony the Tiger from "Frosted Flakes" (1958-present) ” - Admiral-Kizaru
Barb Wire (1996)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.2/10 X  
Post-apocalyptic remake of Casablanca set in a sleazy nightclub. (98 mins.)
Director: David Hogan
“ The Critic reviews Barb Wire (1996). He claims this film was made solely for Pamela Anderson's figure, points out several blatant sexual overtones, criticizes the dialogue as bland and characters as hard to like, and concludes that the plot was ripping off Casablanca. ” - Admiral-Kizaru
The Nostalgia Critic (2007 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
The Critic compares Ralph Bakshi and Peter Jackson's adaptations of JRR Tolkien's classic.
“ The Critic compares The Lord of the Rings (1978) with the first two films of The Lord of the Rings film trilogy (2001–03, New Line).
Best Frodo Baggins: Animated Film
Best Supporting Cast: Live-Action Films
Best Villains: Animated Film
Best Action Scenes: Live-Action Films
Best Story: Live-Action Films
The live-action films win over the animated film: 3-2. ” - Admiral-Kizaru
Last Action Hero (1993)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
With the help of a magic ticket, a young film fan is transported into the fictional world of his favorite action film character. (130 mins.)
Director: John McTiernan
“ The Critic reviews Last Action Hero (1993). He criticizes the amount of dialogue compared to the action, the senseless celebrity cameos, and the lack of realism in the movie's "real world" segment. However, he admits that the ideas were creative and was interested in the villain's master plan to bring various antagonists from other films. ” - Admiral-Kizaru
Captain N: The Game Master (1989 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
Kevin Keene, a teenager from Northridge, California, is brought to another universe known as Videoland... (25 mins.)
“ The Critic reviews Captain N: The Game Master (1989–91). He finds the animation sloppy, and the show's characters to be irritating, undeveloped and barely resembling their video game designs. He especially shows a strong distaste for the butchering of Simon Belmont's character, who comes off as wimpy and foppish. ” - Admiral-Kizaru
We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story (1993)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
Captain New Eyes travels back in time and feeds dinosaurs his Brain Grain cereal, which makes them intelligent and nonviolent... (72 mins.)
“ In the guise of "Raoul Puke", the Critic reviews We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story (1993). Despite praising the animation style, he considers the film to be a "Big Lipped Alligator Movie," due to its many over-the-top and pointless moments. He also criticizes the poorly written script, weird close-ups, often scary visuals, annoying characters, and an overly long and random chase in the middle, as well as a particularly jarring scene depicting the fate of the film's villain. ” - Admiral-Kizaru
Warriors of Virtue (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
A young boy is whisked away to the mythical land of Tao where he becomes the center of a conflict between an evil lord and a group of animal warriors. (101 mins.)
Director: Ronny Yu
“ The Critic reviews Warriors of Virtue (1997). He criticizes the film's dullness, blurry fighting scenes and lack of character development, but gives credit to Angus Macfadyen's over-the-top performance. ” - Admiral-Kizaru
Captain America (1990)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.3/10 X  
Frozen in the ice for decades, Captain America is freed to battle against arch-criminal, The Red Skull. (97 mins.)
Director: Albert Pyun
“ The Critic reviews Captain America (1990). He criticizes the film for having a boring story, and considers Captain America in the film to be a boring and ineffective hero. Special criticism is reserved for the film constantly putting captions in a scene to show where the scene is located, such as putting the caption, "Rome" when the setting switches to Rome. ” - Admiral-Kizaru
The Nostalgia Critic (2007 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
Notorious Internet hater, Douchy McNitpick, returns with yet another top 11 list of all the mistakes the Critic has made.
“ The Critic counts down mistakes he has made in previous episodes:
11. Not understanding the reason why the African-American actor and Asian actress left from the cast of Power Rangers.
10. Placing the Banshee from Darby O'Gill and the Little People as #1 in "The Top 11 Scariest Nostalgic Moments".
9. Wearing eyeliner in The Top 11 Dumbest Superman Moments without notice. (It had been from his failed sketch "Melvin, Brother of the Joker")
8. Mistaking some of Steven Chorney's paintings for those of Drew Struzan. (The Critic pointed out that Chorney's style of painting is similar to Struzan's and that this mistake is really common among reviewers of his work).
7. Not giving a clear explanation of the secret passageway in the Bébé's Kids video game for SNES.
6. Mistaking a forklift for a bulldozer in Barb Wire.
5. Mistaking Robert Prosky for Art Carney in Last Action Hero.
4. Not realizing that some species of lizards can actually eat fish in Godzilla.
3. Insulting Mako in TMNT.
2. The constant spelling mistakes throughout the series (notably A Kid in King Arthur's Court and We're Back! A Dinosaur’s Story).
1. Leaving out the death of Optimus Prime from The Transformers: The Movie from "The Top 11 Saddest Nostalgic Moments". ” - Admiral-Kizaru
Alone in the Dark (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.3/10 X  
Based on the video game, Alone in the Dark focuses on Edward Carnby, a detective of the paranormal, who slowly unravels mysterious events with deadly results. (96 mins.)
Director: Uwe Boll
“ The Critic, speaking through a speech synthesis program as Doug had lost his voice, along with Spoony and Linkara review Alone in the Dark (2005). They criticize Uwe Boll's direction, the actors' horrible performances, plot holes, nonsensical story, and bearing no resemblance to the video game on which it was based. ” - Admiral-Kizaru
Blank Check (1994)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
A young boy inadvertently gains possession of a check for one million dollars, which he proceeds to spend, unaware that the gangsters it belongs to are in pursuit. (93 mins.)
“ The Critic reviews Blank Check (1994). He criticizes the film for taking an idea with a lot of potential and developing it into something that already occurred in several other films during the '90s, with a ridiculous plot, poor performances, an emphasis on materialism, and complete lack of humor. Special criticism is reserved for the relationship between the child hero and adult heroine. ” - Admiral-Kizaru
The Nostalgia Critic (2007 TV Series)
Episode: Old vs. New: Willy Wonka (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.6/10 X  
The Critic compares adaptations of Roald Dahl's "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory". He may be a bit biased, as he doesn't tend to care for Tim Burton's re-imaginings.
“ The Critic compares Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory with Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
Best Wonka: Gene Wilder
Best Supporting Cast: Willy Wonka
Best Music: Willy Wonka
Best Visuals: Charlie
Best Story: Willy Wonka
The original wins over the remake: 4-1. ” - Admiral-Kizaru
Cool as Ice (1991)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.8/10 X  
A rap-oriented remake of The Wild One, with heavy emphasis on the fact that Vanilla Ice has assumed the Marlon Brando role. (91 mins.)
Director: David Kellogg
“ The Critic reviews Cool as Ice (1991). He criticizes the lack of plot, bizarre sets and editing, Vanilla Ice's performance, and attempts at acting black, which only makes it seem whiter. ” - Admiral-Kizaru
Suburban Commando (1991)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.3/10 X  
An interstellar hero from a distant world visits earth and tries to fit in with a mundane yet kind suburban family. (90 mins.)
Director: Burt Kennedy
“ The Critic reviews Suburban Commando (1991). Though admitting a few jokes are funny, especially the line, "I was frozen today!" he finds the film to be stupid and unoriginal. Special criticism is reserved for a scene where Hogan's character and the child hero play a video game in an arcade, talking as though the game is a space alien game (Despite the fact the screen of the game clearly shows Sega's After Burner). ” - Admiral-Kizaru
The Next Karate Kid (1994)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.3/10 X  
Mr. Miyagi is back and he takes a new pupil under his wing; a troubled adolescent girl. (107 mins.)
“ The Critic reviews The Next Karate Kid (1994). He criticizes the film as a cash-in on the success of the first three films, with mean spirited characters, an over-exaggeration of school security, a weak script, and a confusing moral. ” - Admiral-Kizaru
Casper (1995)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
A paranormal expert and his daughter bunk in an abandoned house populated by three mischievous ghosts and one friendly one. (100 mins.)
Director: Brad Silberling
“ The Critic reviews Casper (1995). He criticizes the lame puns, pointless cameos, illogical nature of the plot, and nearly excessive use of vulgar language, despite being considered a family movie. However, he admits that the filmmakers at least "tried" to put effort in it. It finishes with him chasing an evil Casper, who had been annoying him during the review, throughout a GMX convention in Tennessee while dressed as a Ghostbuster. ” - Admiral-Kizaru
Superman IV: The Quest for Peace (1987)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
The Man of Steel crusades for nuclear disarmament and meets Lex Luthor's latest creation, Nuclear Man. (90 mins.)
Director: Sidney J. Furie
“ The Critic reviews Superman IV: The Quest for Peace (1987), along with Linkara. They criticize the film's inconsistencies, pointless side-stories, ludicrous morals, and cheap visual effects. ” - Admiral-Kizaru
Congo (1995)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
When an expedition to the African Congo ends in disaster, a new team is assembled to find out what went wrong. (109 mins.)
Director: Frank Marshall
“ The Critic reviews Congo (1995). He pokes fun at Tim Curry's Romanian accent in the film, criticizes the special effects for being silly (especially with the ape costumes having obvious fur mask gaps on the necks), the storyline for being laughable, and points out that the only good parts of this film are the Bruce Campbell cameo, Ernie Hudson's performance, and the laser gun. ” - Admiral-Kizaru
The Nostalgia Critic (2007 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.5/10 X  
The Critic pays homage to HIS favorite critics, Gene Siskel and Roger Ebert.
“ The Critic pays tribute to two of the most loved television film critics: Gene Siskel and Roger Ebert. He also discusses the show after Siskel's unfortunate death, the Richard Roeper era, claims that the two Bens were "douchebags", and the show as it is now with Michael Phillips and A. O. Scott is slightly better, but still not the same. ” - Admiral-Kizaru
Judge Dredd (1995)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
In a dystopian future, Joseph Dredd, the most famous Judge (a police officer with instant field judiciary powers), is convicted for a crime he did not commit and must face his murderous counterpart. (96 mins.)
Director: Danny Cannon
“ The Critic reviews Judge Dredd (1995). He criticizes the film for being over-the-top and finds Rob Schneider annoying, but admits that the film has a certain comedic value and is a guilty pleasure. ” - Admiral-Kizaru
Tank Girl (1995)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
A girl is among the few survivors of a dystopian Earth. Riding a war tank, she fights against the tyranny of a mega-corporation that dominates the remaining potable water supply of the planet. (104 mins.)
Director: Rachel Talalay
“ The Critic reviews Tank Girl (1995). He finds the characters annoying and criticizes the incoherent plot, pointless scenes and the use of comic panels in place of scenes and segues. Special criticism is reserved for a random musical number where the cast performs "Let's Do It, Let's Fall in Love. ” - Admiral-Kizaru
Jack Frost (1998)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
A father, who can't keep his promises, dies in a car accident. One year later, he returns as a snowman, who has the final chance to put things right with his son before he is gone forever. (101 mins.)
Director: Troy Miller
“ To start off the holiday season, the Critic decides to review bad holiday-related movies. He begins by reviewing Jack Frost (1998), praising the film's looks and cinematography, and criticizing the lack of sense and creativity, snowman special effects, poor dialogue, and underdeveloped characters. ” - Admiral-Kizaru
He-Man and She-Ra: A Christmas Special (1985 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
He-Man and She-Ra join together to stop Horde Prime from ruining Christmas for some Earth children stranded on Eternia. (51 mins.)
“ The Critic reviews He-Man and She-Ra: A Christmas Special (1985). He notices (and counts) homosexual overtones, criticizes the musical number and notes the hypocrisy of a Christmas special involving animated violence. ” - Admiral-Kizaru
The Star Wars Holiday Special (1978 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.3/10 X  
Chewbacca and Han Solo try to get home to Chewie's family to celebrate Life Day, which includes various forms of entertainment. (97 mins.)
Director: Steve Binder
“ The Critic reviews The Star Wars Holiday Special (1978), despite his efforts to escape. He considers the worst Christmas special ever, criticizing the focus on the Wookiee family, the Star Wars cast only appearing in cameos, excessive filler, and the animation from the cartoon segments, but he does praise Bea Arthur's performance. Special criticism is reserved for the annoying roars of the Wookiees in general, let alone a tribe of them, causing one of his ears to bleed at one point. At the end of the review, "Santa Christ" (played by Rob Walker) destroys the holiday special, wipes the Critic's memory of the holiday special, gives the Critic a Sega Genesis, and cures the Critic's diabetes. ” - Admiral-Kizaru
The Nostalgia Critic (2007 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.3/10 X  
After counting down his twelve favorite Christmas specials the year before, the Critic returns with the next eleven on his list.
“ The Critic lists the next top 11 (runner-up) Christmas specials:
11. Elf
10. A Garfield Christmas Special
9. The Polar Express (but only in 3D)
8. Blackadder's Christmas Carol
7. Gremlins
6. The Nativity Story
5. A Pinky and the Brain Christmas
4. All in the Family: The Draft Dodger
3. Joyeux Noël
2. The Snowman
1. Die Hard ” - Admiral-Kizaru
Ernest Saves Christmas (1988)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
Ernest helps Santa Claus as he searches for his successor. (95 mins.)
Director: John Cherry
“ The Critic criticizes Ernest Saves Christmas (1988) for, like the other Ernest P. Worrell movies, silly humor and not making much sense, though he admits that he watches it every year, loves Douglas Seale's performance of Santa and considers it a guilty pleasure.
Note: During the review, the Critic made a comment about autism that he later found to be inappropriate and removed. This is currently the only joke ever removed from the show because Walker thought it was low, unfair, and didn't make much sense. ” - Admiral-Kizaru
Commando (1985)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
A retired elite Black Ops Commando launches a one man war against a group of South American criminals who have kidnapped his daughter. (90 mins.)
Director: Mark L. Lester
“ The Critic reviews Commando (1985). He states that he likes the movie, but considers it overtly stupid, with a few plotholes, an out of place music score and the usual Schwarzenegger cliches. ” - Admiral-Kizaru
Junior (1994)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
As part of a fertility research project, a male scientist agrees to carry a pregnancy in his own body. (109 mins.)
Director: Ivan Reitman
“ The Critic reviews Junior (1994). He considers the film boring, being more serious than it needed, finds Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito unfunny, and goes into a extensive vomiting session after seeing a CGI of Arnold's face in a baby. ” - Admiral-Kizaru
Conan the Barbarian (1982)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.9/10 X  
A barbarian warrior sets off to avenge his parents and his tribe whom were slain by an evil sorcerer and his henchmen when he was a boy. (129 mins.)
Director: John Milius
“ The Critic reviews Conan the Barbarian (1982). He states that the movie is silly, but enjoys it for its epic feel. ” - Admiral-Kizaru
Conan the Destroyer (1984)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
Conan leads a ragtag group of adventurers on a quest for a princess. (103 mins.)
“ The Critic reviews Conan the Destroyer (1984). He treats this movie more harshly than its predecessor, saying that it is overtly stupid and boring at times. ” - Admiral-Kizaru
End of Days (1999)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
At the end of the century, Satan visits New York in search of a bride. It's up to an ex-cop who now runs an elite security outfit to stop him. (121 mins.)
Director: Peter Hyams
“ The Critic reviews End of Days (1999). He criticizes the plethora of plot holes, lackluster action, lack of horror, over-the-top science, far-fetched mathematical clues, and considers that the premise of Schwarzenegger fighting Satan had more potential. ” - Admiral-Kizaru
Battlefield Earth (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.4/10 X  
After enslavement and near extermination by an alien race in the year 3000, humanity begins to fight back. (118 mins.)
Director: Roger Christian
“ The Critic reviews Battlefield Earth (2000) for his 100th episode, and heavily criticizes the plot, characters, constant use of angled camera shots and curtain wipes, John Travolta's over-the-top goofy acting, and overall stupidity. Special criticism is reserved for the villain's idea to beam a bomb to the Planet Psychlo and detonate it, which, due to the radioactive atmosphere of the planet, will cause the planet to blow up. This is supposedly found to be EXTREMELY inaccurate to the Critic, who finds it difficult to believe a race of violent people like this have never had an explosion necessary to blow up the planet. This leads the critic to initiate one of his biggest outbursts on the show. (It was later explained in his list of "Top 11 F*Ups: Part 3" that the atmosphere was not radiation, but a reactive gas, and radiation is what would set the bomb off. It is also explained that the bomb's explosion would be a NUCLEAR one, thus the terms of what would happen are legitimate. However, the Critic still finds it extremely unlikely that such a violent, supposedly advanced race would not have discovered nuclear power before humans, leading him to re-enact the exact same outburst from this episode. ” - Admiral-Kizaru