18 bad ones.

These movies are all redeeming to watch, because in order to know what is good, it's important to see what isn't.
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Fantastic Four (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
A group of astronauts gain superpowers after a cosmic radiation exposure and must use them to oppose the plans of their enemy, Doctor Victor Von Doom. (106 mins.)
Director: Tim Story
“ A crapfest that capitalized well on comic book nostalgia and CGI to lure audiences. I can't believe there's a squeakquel. ” - sgusfie2
Alice in Wonderland (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
Nineteen-year-old Alice returns to the magical world from her childhood adventure, where she reunites with her old friends and learns of her true destiny: to end the Red Queen's reign of terror. (108 mins.)
Director: Tim Burton
“ Tim Burton's creative stagnation has never been more apparent. His formula: Helena Bonham Carter, Johnny Depp, similar sort of kooky visual style, and no effort to allow character development shine through scores of obnoxious CGI characters. The deus ex machina ending is enough to make anyone's eyes roll, feminist or not. ” - sgusfie2
RoboCop 3 (1993)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.0/10 X  
Robocop saves the day once more. This time the half man/half robot takes on ruthless developers who want to evict some people on "their" land. (104 mins.)
Director: Fred Dekker
“ I indulged heavily in RoboCop 1 and 2's ultra-violent tale of the eponymous man-made hero in a typical 80's dystopian future city, and it was too bad to see the sequels run their natural course into the gutter. Most movies don't need to have mindless violence, but this one did for its black humour and satire to have any bite. This film turned RoboCop into Iron Man. ” - sgusfie2
Going Overboard (1989)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.9/10 X  
A struggling young comedian takes a menial job on a cruise ship where he hopes for his big chance to make it in the world of cruise ship comedy. (99 mins.)
Director: Valerie Breiman
“ A lot of people say that Adam Sandler's older movies were better, but a lot of people have never seen Going Overboard. ” - sgusfie2
Planet 51 (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
An alien civilization is invaded by Astronaut Chuck Baker, who believes that the planet was uninhabited. Wanted by the military, Baker must get back to his ship before it goes into orbit without him. (91 mins.)
“ I hope this isn't the direction that kids' movies are heading. Typifying the overly referential, entirely derivative generation of humour in this decade, Planet 51 fails to produce natural characters or a sensible story arc. E.T. the Extraterrestrial was good because of how the child actors were used, not how many references to Alien they could pull out for the adults to not laugh at. ” - sgusfie2
Norbit (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.0/10 X  
A mild-mannered guy, who is married to a monstrous woman, meets the woman of his dreams, and schemes to find a way to be with her. (102 mins.)
Director: Brian Robbins
“ I just wanted to choose one Eddie Murphy movie to stand in for the rest. I liked The Nutty Professor, I'll admit it, but Eddie Murphy used to be SO good it's a shame to see him cash it in with these cheap comedies. I'd love to see him go back to his Eddie Murphy: Raw stand up, but that is an unrealistic expectation. ” - sgusfie2
Year One (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
After being banished from their tribe, two hunter-gatherers encounter Biblical characters and eventually wind up in the city of Sodom. (97 mins.)
Director: Harold Ramis
“ It is a trivial fact that Jack Black was in The Neverending Story 3, and he was easily the only redeeming feature of the movie. He was good in High Fidelity, too, where he again played a minor comedic role. It's a mistake to think he can lead in a film, especially alongside the quiet Michael Cera, who was also misused. It's not as if many actors could've done better with Harold Ramis' half-crazed pot dream of a story, but Jack Black being in this still bugs me. He was at his very best satirizing Rock and Roll in Tenacious D: The Pick of Destiny; he isn't an actor who can tackle many kinds of content, but he is so very good when he can use his musical talent in the right context. ” - sgusfie2
I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
Two straight, single Brooklyn firefighters pretend to be a gay couple in order to receive domestic partner benefits. (115 mins.)
Director: Dennis Dugan
“ I saw a 24 minute Drawn Together episode with a side plot about a fake gay marriage that was vastly superior. If the point was to promote a political message, Fred Phelps has done more for gay rights than this movie, and it fails utterly at being a comedy. ” - sgusfie2
Corpse Bride (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.4/10 X  
When a shy groom practices his wedding vows in the inadvertent presence of a deceased young woman, she rises from the grave assuming he has married her. (77 mins.)
“ This movie sticks out in my mind because it was so pretty. It was first rendered as a smooth vector animation, then painstakingly filmed with stop-motion to match every frame perfectly. Oh, but the story was just a boring re-hashed Tim Burton abortion where the spooky goth undead are ironically more 'alive' than the living! What a twist for the simpering, forgettable main characters to uncover. ” - sgusfie2
Queen of the Damned (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
The vampire Lestat becomes a rock star whose music wakes up the queen of all vampires. (101 mins.)
Director: Michael Rymer
“ Definitely the worst 'Sewper hawt vampirez' movie of all time. This makes me wish The Lost Boys was never made so this genre wouldn't exist. This makes Twilight look like Interview with the Vampire. ” - sgusfie2
BloodRayne (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.9/10 X  
In the 18th century, a vampire escapes from the freak show she once participated in and teams up with a group of vampire slayers to kill the man who raped her mother. (95 mins.)
Director: Uwe Boll
“ I could have picked any Uwe Boll movie, but this one will stand in for the rest. Exploiting German tax laws to make his theatrical disasters, Uwe Boll is a real life Max Bialystock. ” - sgusfie2
Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.5/10 X  
The world famous singing pre-teen chipmunk trio return to contend with the pressures of school, celebrity, and a rival female music group known as The Chipettes. (88 mins.)
Director: Betty Thomas
“ I would like to start using this portmanteau of 'squeak' and 'sequel' to apply to any sequel of a film that ought not have been made to begin with. For example:

'Dracula: 2000 was pretty bad, but did you see Underworld?'
'No, but I heard they made a squeakquel that was even worse.' ” - sgusfie2
Inkheart (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
A young girl discovers her father has an amazing talent to bring characters out of their books and must try to stop a freed villain from destroying them all, with the help of her father, her aunt, and a storybook's hero. (106 mins.)
Director: Iain Softley
“ Stinkheart.

I knew it would suck (starring Brendan Fraser), I just wanted to indulge in seeing famous book characters come to life, but instead they invented a crummy book to summon crummy characters from. Failed to fail at mimicking The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen's appeal. ” - sgusfie2
A Christmas Carol (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.8/10 X  
An animated retelling of Charles Dickens' classic novel about a Victorian-era miser taken on a journey of self-redemption, courtesy of several mysterious Christmas apparitions. (96 mins.)
Director: Robert Zemeckis
“ Robert Zemeckis may be in love this motion-capture CGI effect, but it creates soulless and weird-looking humanoids. It renders every character un-relatable to, because they are not cartoons that make use of animation to emote, nor are they live action actors who can simply act. They are abominations in a movie that is not about the strange beings themselves, but rather their hackneyed portrayal of stories that they are unsuited to tell, such as The Polar Express, Beowulf, and now A Christmas Carol. This process would be ideal for an Edgar Allen Poe, Stephen King, or H.P. Lovecraft short story. ” - sgusfie2
Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
A young fugitive prince and princess must stop a villain who unknowingly threatens to destroy the world with a special dagger that enables the magic sand inside to reverse time. (116 mins.)
Director: Mike Newell
“ Jake Gyllenhaal is masculine and has range, but is not an action hero; that's why he was a good choice for the soldier in Jarhead, or closeted gay cowboy in Brokeback Mountain. He was so unconvincing as a 'badass' Persian swordsman that it was laughable, but he was only one member of this entirely unlikeable, two dimensional cast that was doomed from the start. After seeing this, I immediately wished I had the TimeDagger™ so I could go back 2 hours and see MacGruber instead. ” - sgusfie2
Super Size Me (2004 Documentary)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.2/10 X  
While examining the influence of the fast food industry, Morgan Spurlock personally explores the consequences on his health of a diet of solely McDonald's food for one month. (100 mins.)
Director: Morgan Spurlock
“ You don't need to lie about the poor nutritional value of McDonald's food or people's stupid habits of eating it 5 times a week to make fast food appear unhealthy, but you do need to lie to make an interesting propaga- I mean documentary about it. And, that's what this douche Morgan Spurlock did, revealing 'the truth' about fast food by making McDonald's appear far worse than it is. This should have been marketed as a fictional movie, and could have made the same statement, but now film-makers of every political, social, and religious background are going to pump out this schlock under the banner of Documentary Film-making fast enough to make Riefenstahl turn in her grave. I'm targeting this one specifically because using McDonald's as a target made it that much easier to make. ” - sgusfie2
Robin Hood (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
In 12th century England, Robin and his band of marauders confront corruption in a local village and lead an uprising against the crown that will forever alter the balance of world power. (140 mins.)
Director: Ridley Scott
“ So epic... so gritty and realistic... so starring Russel Crowe that it was just too much awesome for one movie... one long, boring movie. Kingdom of Heaven was its superior in subject matter, and I now see why most of the good Robin Hood adaptations, including the Disney one, exclude this backstory; it's unnecessary. My favorite scenes were the part with the old man fighting, and the end credits, because they used a very expressive watercolor technique to animate battle scenes while they displayed the director, editor, etc. ” - sgusfie2
The Black Cauldron (1985)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
A young boy and a bunch of misfit friends embark on a quest to find a dark magic item of ultimate power before a diabolical tyrant can. (80 mins.)
“ This movie had a long, fascinating, and ultimately tragic production period. The result was a visually solid, but unfocused film that was devoid of interesting, funny, or dynamic characters. It also has very frightening scenes for children; the ending could have been the end of a Metalocalypse episode without metal music thundering to a climax. So, that part's cool, but it's still awful, and the comedy relief makes Jar Jar Binks seem tolerable. ” - sgusfie2