Movies that keep me ROTFLMAOby nicolashauer | created - 21 May 2011 | updated - 09 Jul 2011 | Public
Not necessarily in that order, but yeah...
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1. Big Fat Liar (2002)
PG | 88 min | Adventure, Comedy, Family
After a young boy's school essay erroneously finds its way into the hands of a Hollywood producer who turns the idea into a hit film, the boy travels to Los Angeles to claim his credit.
Votes: 30,960 | Gross: $47.81M
"They told me to pick up a little blue car. They didn't say anything about a little blue man."
2. Blades of Glory (2007)
PG-13 | 93 min | Comedy, Sport
In 2002, two rival Olympic ice skaters were stripped of their gold medals and permanently banned from men's single competition. Presently, however, they've found a loophole that will allow them to qualify as a pairs team.
Votes: 139,236 | Gross: $118.59M
"I see you got fat." "I see you still look like a fifteen year old girl, but not hot."
3. Dirty Rotten Scoundrels (1988)
PG | 110 min | Comedy, Crime
Two con men try to settle their rivalry by betting on who can swindle a young American heiress out of $50,000 first.
Votes: 55,026 | Gross: $42.04M
"Oh, Lawrence! This is the happiest day of my life! I think my testicles are dropping!"
4. Dude, Where's My Car? (2000)
PG-13 | 83 min | Comedy, Mystery, Sci-Fi
Two potheads wake up after a night of partying and cannot remember where they parked their car.
Votes: 123,272 | Gross: $46.73M
"I refuse to play your Chinese food mind games!"
5. The Hangover (2009)
R | 100 min | Comedy
Three buddies wake up from a bachelor party in Las Vegas, with no memory of the previous night and the bachelor missing. They make their way around the city in order to find their friend before his wedding.
Votes: 631,512 | Gross: $277.32M
"Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That *beep* come back with you."
6. Hot Tub Time Machine (2010)
R | 101 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi
A malfunctioning time machine at a ski resort takes a man back to 1986 with his two friends and nephew, where they must relive a fateful night and not change anything to make sure the nephew is born.
Votes: 147,223 | Gross: $50.29M
"One little change has a ripple effect and it effects everything else. Like a butterfly floats its wings and Tokyo explodes or there's a tsunami, in like, you know, somewhere."
7. Joe Dirt (2001)
PG-13 | 91 min | Adventure, Comedy, Drama
After being abandoned by his parents at the Grand Canyon, Joe Dirt tells the story of his journey to find his parents.
Votes: 44,808 | Gross: $27.09M
"Well, I was born without the top of my skull and I guess a little bit of my brains was showin' and it was grossin' everybody out so my mom put this wig on me to cover it up and then the bones grew together and it got all infused and entwined. I mean I don't mean to get all scientific with you..."
8. Johnny English (2003)
PG | 87 min | Action, Adventure, Comedy
After a sudden attack on the MI5, Johnny English, Britain's most confident yet unintelligent spy, becomes Britain's only spy.
Votes: 123,107 | Gross: $28.08M
"Do you or do you not have tattooed on your bottom the words "Jesus is coming, look busy"?"
9. Kangaroo Jack (2003)
PG | 89 min | Action, Adventure, Comedy
Two childhood friends, a New York hairstylist and a would-be musician, get caught up with the mob and are forced to deliver $50,000 to Australia, but things go haywire when the money is lost to a wild kangaroo.
Votes: 25,422 | Gross: $66.93M
"I just got my ass kicked by a marsupial."
10. Mousehunt (1997)
PG | 98 min | Comedy, Family
Two stumblebum inheritors are determined to rid their antique house of a mouse who is equally determined to stay where he is.
Votes: 44,985 | Gross: $61.92M
"I don't think we're dealing with an ordinary mouse."
11. The New Guy (2002)
PG-13 | 88 min | Comedy
A high school senior branded uncool in the ninth grade gets himself expelled so he changes his image to cool kid at the town's other high school.
Votes: 30,335 | Gross: $28.97M
"High school is a lot like prison: Bad food, high fences; the sex you want, you ain't gettin', the sex you gettin', you don't want. I've seen terrible things."
12. The Nutty Professor (1996)
PG-13 | 95 min | Comedy, Romance, Sci-Fi
Grossly overweight yet good-hearted professor Sherman Klump takes a special chemical that turns him into the slim but obnoxious Buddy Love.
Votes: 94,322 | Gross: $128.81M
"Someone has to tend to Chunky Butt's sex life. Chunky Butt is extremely horny."
13. Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987)
R | 93 min | Comedy
A man must struggle to travel home for Thanksgiving with an obnoxious slob of a shower curtain ring salesman as his only companion.
Votes: 101,616 | Gross: $49.53M
"Where's your other hand?" "Between two pillows..." "Those aren't pillows!"
14. Rat Race (2001)
PG-13 | 112 min | Adventure, Comedy
A Las Vegas casino magnate, determined to find a new avenue for wagering, sets up a race for money.
Votes: 98,536 | Gross: $56.62M
"Because, Einstein, one of us has to be the victim, one of us has to be the witness. What kind of a witness would you make? I'm your own brother, I don't know what the hell you're saying."
15. Rush Hour (1998)
PG-13 | 98 min | Action, Comedy, Crime
A loyal and dedicated Hong Kong inspector teams up with a reckless and loudmouthed LAPD detective to rescue the Chinese Consul's kidnapped daughter, while trying to arrest a dangerous crime lord along the way.
Votes: 205,111 | Gross: $141.15M
"Mmm! Kinda good. Needs a little Hot sauce, but it's kinda good though."
16. Shallow Hal (2001)
PG-13 | 114 min | Comedy, Drama, Fantasy
A shallow man falls in love with a 300 pound woman because of her "inner beauty".
Votes: 115,972 | Gross: $70.84M
"You can't come back with a comeback after eight seconds. You got three seconds. Five, tops. It's called a quip, not a sloooowwwwp."
17. Tommy Boy (1995)
PG-13 | 97 min | Adventure, Comedy
An incompetent, immature, and dimwitted heir to an auto parts factory must save the business to keep it out of the hands of his new, con-artist relatives and big business.
Votes: 67,115 | Gross: $32.70M
"Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time."
18. Wedding Crashers (2005)
R | 119 min | Comedy, Romance
John Beckwith and Jeremy Grey, a pair of committed womanizers who sneak into weddings to take advantage of the romantic tinge in the air, find themselves at odds with one another when John meets and falls for Claire Cleary.
Votes: 299,196 | Gross: $209.22M
"Would you say you're completely full of *beep* or just 50%?" "I hope just 50 but who knows."
19. Without a Paddle (2004)
PG-13 | 95 min | Adventure, Comedy, Mystery
After their friend dies, three men decide to fulfill their childhood dream by going on a camping expedition for the lost D. B. Cooper bounty, with calamitous results.
Votes: 39,596 | Gross: $58.17M
"Abort the fetal position! It's not working!"