Favorite Cheese/trash/Genre/craptastic cinema

by Corpus_Vile | created - 21 Apr 2011 | updated - 06 Sep 2016 | Public

There's bad, there's awesomely bad and then there's these bad boys right here. Then there's the cheese, and then there's the awesome excessive genre flicks... The best beer or whatevs flicks out there...

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1. Raw Force (1982)

R | 86 min | Adventure, Horror, Action

5.5
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A group of martial arts students are en route to an island that supposedly is home to the ghosts of martial artists who have lost their honor. A Hitler lookalike and his gang are running a ... See full summary »

Director: Edward D. Murphy | Stars: Cameron Mitchell, Geoffrey Binney, Hope Holiday, Jillian Kesner

Votes: 952

Kung fu! A mysterious island and Hitler lookalike villain! A crew of badasses washed ashore! Honest to god ZOMBIE KUNG FU NINJAS! What more do ya want from a crap film?? 8/10 baby, You know you want to see this craptasterpiece..

2. Gymkata (1985)

R | 90 min | Action, Drama

4.2
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An American gymnast travels to a foreign country to compete in a deadly game not won by anyone other than a native in more than 900 years.

Director: Robert Clouse | Stars: Kurt Thomas, Tetchie Agbayani, Richard Norton, Edward Bell

Votes: 3,207 | Gross: $5.73M

What do you get when you cross the deadly art of... some martial art with an olympic gold medal winning gymnast?? Um, Gymkata apparently. Sent off to a secret mission to enter a deadly (and by that I mean consists mainly of jogging) tournament that no westerner has ever won in 800 years! Why is he sent to the fictitious country of Parmestan and why does everyone wear Fez hats there despite looking REALLY white and western? Who knows, this is one of the most ludicrously random flicks out there, and proof positive that shouting "Hey, I directed Enter The Dragon man!" will get your project greenlit, no matter how jaw droppingly ludicrous said project is. 8/10, Thank god for the excessive '80s!

3. Los violadores (1981)

77 min | Action, Thriller

5.4
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A man seeks revenge after a biker gang murders his family.

Director: Paul Grau | Stars: José Gras, Laura Premica, Andrea Albani, Peter John Saunders

Votes: 508

Spanish garishly attired lothario goes up against bikers from the village people fan club in revenge for them defiling his squeeze. Mucho shoddilly choreographed fight scenes and terrible dubbing ensues in this masterpiece of Eurocraptastic sleaze. 8/10, Viva Espana!

4. Act of Vengeance (1974)

R | 90 min | Crime, Drama, Horror

5.6
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Linda gets raped by a man in a hockey mask. She finds that a few other women have had the same treatment. Together they form a squad that starts looking for the man and also changes the mind of would-be rapists.

Director: Bob Kelljan | Stars: Jo Ann Harris, Peter Brown, Jennifer Lee Pryor, Lisa Moore

Votes: 552

Feminist exploitation cheese fest, in which a group of intrepid raped chicks come together to form a vigilante gang and the scourge of pervs everywhere. They go on like the gang from Scooby Doo, and hunt their rapist down, who fancies himself a mastermind while parading around in broad daylight, in a bright orange jumpsuit and a hockey mask. He's also totally evil and not only makes his victims say "thank you for choosing me, Mr rapist", he also makes them sing "Jingle Bells". During the rape. What a scumbag! 7/10 awesome sleaze

5. Deadly Prey (1987)

R | 88 min | Action, Thriller

5.7
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A group of sadistic mercenaries kidnap people off the streets and set them loose on the grounds of their secret camp, so the "students" at the camp can learn how to track down and kill their prey.

Director: David A. Prior | Stars: Cameron Mitchell, Troy Donahue, Ted Prior, Fritz Matthews

Votes: 1,768

Mulleted super heroic badass Mike Danton is kidnapped, dumped on an island and hunted like an animal by evil military mulleted types. However, Mike Danton is badass and offs everyone in elaborate ways. 7/10 Crap with style. Mullet style.

6. Tenement (1985)

X | 94 min | Action, Crime, Horror

5.7
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A drug selling and violent street-gang terrorize the renters of a big trashy apartment-house.

Director: Roberta Findlay | Stars: Joe Lynn, Mina Bern, Walter Bryant, Corinne Chateau

Votes: 510

Evil Gangbangers besiege honest residents of a horrible tenement block and lots of cut rate gore, rape and drug overdoses take place. 7/10, welcome to da jungle baby.

7. L'iguana dalla lingua di fuoco (1971)

92 min | Mystery, Thriller

5.3
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In Dublin, a young woman is brutally murdered in her home by a maniac that throws acid in her face and then slits her throat with a razor. Her mangled body is later discovered in the boot ... See full summary »

Director: Riccardo Freda | Stars: Luigi Pistilli, Dagmar Lassander, Anton Diffring, Arthur O'Sullivan

Votes: 331

Bad dubbing, Italian actors playing Oirish characters, nekkid schoolgirls, granny bashing and zoom ups on shifty sinister eyes. Win win win. 7/10 EVERYONE is sinister in this crapfest!

8. Eliminators (1986)

PG | 96 min | Action, Adventure, Fantasy

4.5
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A former pilot rebels against his creator, teaming up with the scientist responsible for android technology, her pet robot Spot, a rough-and-tumble riverboat guide, and a martial arts warrior.

Director: Peter Manoogian | Stars: Andrew Prine, Denise Crosby, Patrick Reynolds, Conan Lee

Votes: 1,463 | Gross: $4.60M

What do you do when you have a half way decent budget and no concept of originality? Throw in every off the wall concept you can think of, while ripping off other films like The Terminator and Indiana Jones! 8/10- Ninjas, time travel, cyborgs and cavemen combined with '80s score equals YESSS......

9. Bulletproof (1988)

R | 93 min | Action

5.0
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A group of dangerous terrorists succeeds to get hold of a tank of the army and all its crew.

Director: Steve Carver | Stars: Gary Busey, Darlanne Fluegel, Henry Silva, Thalmus Rasulala

Votes: 1,066 | Gross: $0.81M

AKA: McBain: The Movie. The inherent madness that is Gary Busey is Frank Bulletproof McBain, called so because he's been shot 37 times and is still saving the world from evil Russians. Now he has to get back a captured top secret tank from "Libyans, Niceraguans, Cubans and Ay-rabs". This film is hilarious. It has Busey going around calling everyone "Butthorn" and HENRY FRICKIN SILVA as an evil Libyan commander who sneers things like "In MY country, women speak with RESPECT!" That's the only reason you need to see it. 8/10. Films like this make me sad that the Cold War is over.

10. Death Wish 3 (1985)

R | 92 min | Action, Crime, Drama

5.9
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18 Metascore

Architect/vigilante Paul Kersey arrives back in New York City and is forcibly recruited by a crooked police chief to fight street crime caused by a large gang terrorizing the neighborhoods.

Director: Michael Winner | Stars: Charles Bronson, Deborah Raffin, Ed Lauter, Martin Balsam

Votes: 11,271 | Gross: $16.12M

Bronson goes buff in a leather jacket and kills around 2.5 million people, all of them filth. 7.5/10 do NOT annoy Charles Bronson...

11. Karate Killer (1976)

PG | 90 min | Action, Drama, Sport

5.2
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Two former ranking figures of the Axis powers schedule a deadly martial arts tournament in an isolated locale. The two rivals then race to assemble the top competitors from around the world... See full summary »

Director: Ivan Hall | Stars: James Ryan, Charlotte Michelle, Norman Coombes, Daniel DuPlessis

Votes: 276

Nazi super baddie! Who parades around on his Nazi island in which tournament is held due to bet made in war with Japanese superbaddie counterpart. Parades around in full nazi regalia, with a limo adorned with a Swastika on the hood AND.... a homicidal evil dwarf sidekick, who has an imaginary hand puppet friend he talks to whenever he feels down. Who can save us from this madness? James Ryan. Who's James Ryan? He's a Sith Ifrikan kung fu flared jeans wearing badass, that's who. 7.5/10, completely bizarre craptastic entertainment.

12. Kill and Kill Again (1981)

PG | 100 min | Action, Drama

5.4
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Dr. Horatio Kane has been kidnapped, and is being forced to create an army of martial artists who will help take over the world. His daughter, Kandy Kane, enlists the help of Steve Chase (... See full summary »

Director: Ivan Hall | Stars: James Ryan, Anneline Kriel, Michael Mayer, Marloe Scott Wilson

Votes: 367

James Ryan is beck and this time he wears a tuxedo! And kicks more ass! 7/10

13. Rats - Notte di terrore (1984)

Unrated | 97 min | Horror, Sci-Fi

4.5
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In a post-apocalyptic Earth, a group of punk friends find themselves against millions of bloodthirsty rats - but the weirdest it yet to come.

Directors: Bruno Mattei, Claudio Fragasso | Stars: Ottaviano Dell'Acqua, Geretta Geretta, Massimo Vanni, Gianni Franco

Votes: 1,757

The Godfather Of Crap, Bruno Mattei's awesome stab at the post apocalyptic genre, with coiffed bikers coming across a deserted town, only to be attacked by killer flesh eating rats, whose attacks appear to consist of some dude throwing them over the actors from offscreen. Best line: "If you're gonna fornicate like animals, do it outside!" 7.5/10, this is what crap cinema should be all about, people.

14. Bad Biology (2008)

Not Rated | 84 min | Comedy, Horror

4.7
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Driven by biological excess, a man and a woman search for sexual fulfillment, unaware of each other's existence. Unfortunately, they eventually meet, and the bonding of these two very unusual human beings ends in a god awful love story.

Director: Frank Henenlotter | Stars: Charlee Danielson, Anthony Sneed, Mark Wilson, John A. Thorburn

Votes: 3,460

I'm not even gonna attempt to describe this utterly insane Hennenlotter flick except to say... 8/10... Welcome back Frank, you've been away far too long.

15. Brain Damage (1988)

Unrated | 84 min | Comedy, Horror

6.7
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One morning, a young man wakes to find that a small, disgusting creature has attached itself to the base of his brain stem. The creature gives him a euphoric state of happiness but demands human victims in return.

Director: Frank Henenlotter | Stars: Rick Hearst, Gordon MacDonald, Jennifer Lowry, Theo Barnes

Votes: 7,051

Hennenlotter again, this time focusing on a luckless dude who quite literally hooks up with a suave, brain eating parasite called Aylmore. Has a detox scene which manages to be equally hilarious and horrifying. 8/10, vintage Hennenlotter- ropey FX, wild overacting and often brilliant.

16. An Eye for an Eye (1981)

R | 106 min | Action, Adventure, Crime

5.5
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Sean Kane is forced to resign from the San Francisco Police Department's Narcotics Division when he goes berserk after his partner is murdered. He decides to fight alone and follows a trail... See full summary »

Director: Steve Carver | Stars: Chuck Norris, Christopher Lee, Richard Roundtree, Matt Clark

Votes: 2,896 | Gross: $7.68M

Chuck Norris. Christopher Lee. Richard Roundtree (You're daaaamn right) and professor Tanaka. Enough said. 7.5/10

17. Lone Wolf McQuade (1983)

PG | 107 min | Action, Crime, Drama

6.3
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The archetypical renegade Texas Ranger wages war against a drug kingpin with automatic weapons, his wits and martial arts after a gun battle leaves his partner dead. All of this inevitably ... See full summary »

Director: Steve Carver | Stars: Chuck Norris, David Carradine, Barbara Carrera, Leon Isaac Kennedy

Votes: 8,829 | Gross: $12.23M

If you like Chuck Norris, evil dwarfs who spin their walls into secret rooms to escape Chuck's wrath and David Carradine in a red kara-tay suit, then Lone Wolf McQuaid is for you. 7/10

18. Demons (1985)

Unrated | 88 min | Horror

6.7
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A group of random people are invited to a screening of a mysterious movie, only to find themselves trapped in the theater with ravenous demons.

Director: Lamberto Bava | Stars: Urbano Barberini, Natasha Hovey, Karl Zinny, Fiore Argento

Votes: 16,202

Cheesefest that it is, it's still the one great film of Lamberto Bava I've seen. 8/10

19. Nightmare City (1980)

Not Rated | 88 min | Horror, Sci-Fi, Thriller

5.7
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An airplane exposed to radiation lands, and blood drinking zombies emerge armed with knives, guns and teeth! They go on a rampage slicing, dicing, and biting their way across the Italian countryside.

Director: Umberto Lenzi | Stars: Hugo Stiglitz, Laura Trotter, Maria Rosaria Omaggio, Francisco Rabal

Votes: 4,408

Fast zombies who use weapons and attack chicks doing yoga! Beardy hero must save the day! Sweet. 7/10

20. Patrick Still Lives (1980)

92 min | Horror

5.6
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A bedridden psycho is able to receive evil "vibrations" from hardened criminals and use them for his telekinetic powers.

Director: Mario Landi | Stars: Sacha Pitoëff, Gianni Dei, Mariangela Giordano, Carmen Russo

Votes: 445

Titular only sequel from those crazy Italians in which every chick gets butt nekkid and people die in icky grisly set piece ways. 7/10, trashtastic

21. Hell of the Living Dead (1980)

Unrated | 99 min | Horror, Sci-Fi, Thriller

4.9
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A tough female reporter and her cameraman boyfriend team up with a four-man commando unit in the New Guinea jungle who are fighting flesh-eating zombies.

Directors: Bruno Mattei, Claudio Fragasso | Stars: Margie Newton, Franco Garofalo, Selan Karay, José Gras

Votes: 3,667

How to make a zombie film by Bruno Mattei: Step #1 Have atrocious dubbing Step 2# Blatantly, shamelessly, and possibly sue-inducingly steal the score from Dawn Of The Dead Step #3 Have a ham fisted message to go with your rip off, thereby making at least SOME claim at originality Step #4 Throw in a bunch of cannibals in the finale, in case your audience gets bored with the zombies. The result: 7/10.Bruno may make crap but it's darned entertaining crap nonetheless.

22. Samurai Cop (1991)

Unrated | 96 min | Action, Crime, Thriller

4.7
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Joe Marshall and Frank Washington are two police detectives who must stop the ruthless activities of the Katana, a renegade Yakuza gang composed of violent and sadistic killers who want to lead the drug trade in Los Angeles

Director: Amir Shervan | Stars: Robert Z'Dar, Mathew Karedas, Janis Farley, Mark Frazer

Votes: 4,321

Mulleted hero cop kicks ass, chops off arms in a cheapo looking, bargain basement-style FX manner and goes up against Japanese villain, the not remotely Japanese in the slightest Robert Z'Dar. 6.5/10, passes the crap test

23. For Y'ur Height Only (1981)

88 min | Action, Adventure, Comedy

6.0
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Mr. Giant has kidnapped the brilliant Dr. Van Kohler and is planning to use the Doctor's invention, the N-bomb, to hold the world hostage. The only one who can foil Mr. Giant's evil scheme ... See full summary »

Director: Eddie Nicart | Stars: Weng Weng, Yehlen Catral, Carmi Martin, Anna Marie Gutierrez

Votes: 788

Weng-Weng is secret agent 00, a badass dwarf who kicks... um, shins. Has awesome dialogue such as "The forces of good are our sworn enemy" and "He must be exterminated and I mean lethally!" 6.5/10. Filipino secret agent dwarfs are dangerous.

24. Massacre in Dinosaur Valley (1985)

Unrated | 88 min | Action, Adventure, Horror

5.3
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A plane crashes in the Amazon jungle, and its passengers must battle their way through cannibals, slave traders, wild animals and murderous piranha fish to safety.

Director: Michele Massimo Tarantini | Stars: Michael Sopkiw, Suzane Carvalho, Milton Rodríguez, Marta Anderson

Votes: 1,162

Within the first 15 minutes of this film, we're treated to a bar fight, Michael Sopkiw as a cool clean hero, full frontal nudity and a plane crash. It also has cannibals, quicksand and awesome Italian-style sound FX to go with each fight, and yes, the dubbing is crap too. These are reasons enough to see this film. 7/10.

25. Enemy Territory (1987)

R | 89 min | Action, Crime, Drama

6.5
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An insurance salesman inadvertently gets trapped after dark in an apartment building that is terrorized by a street gang called "The Vampires."

Director: Peter Manoogian | Stars: Gary Frank, Ray Parker Jr., Jan-Michael Vincent, Frances Foster

Votes: 581 | Gross: $0.20M

An insurance salesman making a sale at a tenement block runs afoul of vicious street gang The Vampires, led with relish by Tony Todd. Helped by Ray Parker Jnr and addled 'Nam vet jean Michael Vincent, it's a solid little genre flick in its own right.7/10

26. Turkey Shoot (1982)

R | 80 min | Drama, Horror, Sci-Fi

6.0
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Deviants are held at a rehabilitation fortress until they're set into a deadly game of survival, in the hopes of returning to world society.

Director: Brian Trenchard-Smith | Stars: Steve Railsback, Olivia Hussey, Michael Craig, Carmen Duncan

Votes: 2,322

Steve Railsback in a dystopian universe in a special prison gets hunted by rich elitist swine and an honest to god ogre in this bonkers show of randomness from Brian Trentchard-Smith 7.5/10, completely nuts film.

27. No Retreat, No Surrender 2 (1987)

R | 92 min | Adventure, Action

5.1
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In this sequel, Scott Wylde, an American kickboxer, must go to Cambodia to rescue his Vietnamese girlfriend from Russian and Vietnamese troops.

Director: Corey Yuen | Stars: Loren Avedon, Max Thayer, Cynthia Rothrock, Patra Wanthivanond

Votes: 1,237 | Gross: $0.11M

Mulletted good guy vs evil Russian bad guy commandant who throws bothersome capitalists into a pit of crocodiles he keeps handy. 7/10 Awesomely crap.

28. Skins (1994)

R | 86 min | Drama

3.6
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A married couple is separated because of the husband's drinking. They are reunited to seek justice when their homosexual son is murdered by Neo- Nazi skinheads.

Director: Wings Hauser | Stars: Wings Hauser, Linda Blair, Cole Hauser, Talbert Morton

Votes: 108

Wings Hauser! Linda Blair! Vs Nazi skins led by Cole Hauser, who have a swastika for a floor! With LOTS of montages! 7/10, great fun

29. Invasion U.S.A. (1985)

R | 107 min | Action, Thriller

5.4
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A one-man army comes to the rescue of the United States when a spy attempts an invasion.

Director: Joseph Zito | Stars: Chuck Norris, Richard Lynch, Melissa Prophet, Alexander Zale

Votes: 6,995 | Gross: $17.54M

Ole death face himself Richard Lynch is evil Russian Rostov, sent to conquer the US from within. His ONE obstacle... CHUCK NORRIS. 7/10 awesome trash.

30. The Raiders of Atlantis (1983)

Unrated | 98 min | Action, Sci-Fi

4.8
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A team of scientists working to raise a sunken Russian nuclear submarine on an ocean platform off the coast of Miami, Florida, unearth an ancient Atlantean relic from the sea floor and ... See full summary »

Director: Ruggero Deodato | Stars: Christopher Connelly, Gioia Scola, Tony King, Stefano Mingardo

Votes: 1,008

God bless those shameless Italians and their absolute willingness to throw in every genre concept imaginable in order to rip off other more popular films at the time. Ruggero Deodato rips off everything from Indiana Jones to Mad Max in this hilarious crapfest about marauding post apocalyptic-style bikers... FROM ATLANTIS!. 7.5/10, great fun from start to finish, with a cracking pace.

31. Sloane (1985)

94 min | Action, Comedy, Mystery

4.5
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The story opens with Richard Thursby's murder and the abduction of his wife, Janice. Former cop and martial arts expert, Philip Sloane, is retained by family and flies to Manila in search ... See full summary »

Directors: Dan Rosenthal, Richard Belding | Stars: Robert Resnick, Debra Blee, Raul Aragon, Vic Ordonez

Votes: 76

When his ex squeeze is kidnapped in the Phillipines by...um, bad guys for... some reason, then enter SLOANE, a total badass with a strangely high pitched voice and an awesome '80s 'do. This leads to confrontations with villainous overlords, mysterious jungles and cannibal pygmies! 7/10- win!

32. Cannibal Mercenary (1983)

104 min | Action, Adventure, Horror

5.8
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A Thai veteran of the Vietnam War and all around master of combat leads a group of men on a daring mission into the jungles of Vietnam to topple a dangerous drug lord and his cannibal army.

Director: Hong Lu Wong | Stars: Alan English, Paul John Stanners, Nian Watts, Harry Myles

Votes: 98

A team of mercenary badasses axe, eye-gouge, throat-slit and garrotte their way to an evil baddie in a remote jungle lair, in this Bonkers Thai exploitative cheese fest that delivers in spades, despite cheerfully stealing the score from Dawn Of The Dead. 7/10, another film that needs a dvd release for lovers of crap.

33. Run Like Hell (1995)

80 min | Sci-Fi

4.2
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In the year of 2008, war and sickness have overtaken the planet. The deranged government declares single women a threat to the human race. Singles women are imprisoned. The corrupt warden ... See full summary »

Director: Robert Rundle | Stars: Robert Z'Dar, Dree Lange, Colleen Corrigan, Liz Davies

Votes: 57

Absolutely nuts and incredibly random post apocalyptic piece of crap that looks like it was shot on a budget of $50, it's nonetheless hella entertaining, obligingly throwing in a ridiculous plot, ninjas, cyborgs and chainsaw duels. 7/10, an almost willfully awful flick and for lovers of bad cinema only.

34. The Dark Angel: Psycho Kickboxer (1997 Video)

90 min | Action, Horror

5.0
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5-Time World Kickboxing Champion Curtis Bush plays Alex Hunter, an up-and-coming kickboxer whose fiancé and father are brutally murdered by the city's cold-blooded and sadistic crime boss, ... See full summary »

Directors: David Haycox, Mardy South | Stars: Jeff Bateman, Chad Bernhard, Curtis Bush, Rick Clark

Votes: 44

Angry vigilante beats the ever loving crap outa bad guys in a bargain basement and kinda neck snappy manner, all to a gonzo synthesizer score in this incredibly tacky (and surprisingly splattery) piece of trash, that's nevertheless a hoot throughout. 7/10 pure craptastic-ness!!

35. Wild beasts - Belve feroci (1984)

Unrated | 92 min | Horror

5.5
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The water supply for a large city zoo becomes contaminated with PCP, and the animals go crazy and get loose.

Director: Franco Prosperi | Stars: Lorraine De Selle, John Aldrich, Ugo Bologna, Louisa Lloyd

Votes: 595

Bonkers nuts killer animal flick from those crazy Italians which throws taste out the window and is a briskly paced hoot from start to finish. Want to see a teen get her face squished by an enraged elephant? You will if you watch this. 7.5/10 awesome fun.

36. Vivre pour survivre (1985)

101 min | Action, Drama, Thriller

4.3
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When Bo was a child, a mysterious stranger sadistically murdered his parents. Only Bo and his sister, Ingrid survived the bloodshed. Now, twenty years later... Bo and his sister are grown ... See full summary »

Director: Jean-Marie Pallardy | Stars: Robert Ginty, Fred Williamson, Belinda Mayne, Jess Hahn

Votes: 282

Jewel thieves, chainsaws, cool evil villain underground lairs and a BAFFLING and rather worrisome incestuous themed subplot, combined with a totally inappropriate 80s pop score to scenes of torture and Robert Ginty with a heroic fighter pilot moustache, not to mention Fred The Hammer Williamson as a vengeful pimp looking to reclaim his ho = WIN. 8/10, pure gold.

37. The Seventh Curse (1986)

78 min | Action, Horror

6.3
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A young heroic cop in the jungle of Thailand attempts to rescue a beautiful girl from being sacrificed to the "Worm Tribe" she belongs to. As a result, the cop is damned with seven "Blood ... See full summary »

Director: Ngai Choi Lam | Stars: Yun-Fat Chow, Siu-Ho Chin, Maggie Cheung, Ken Boyle

Votes: 663

Aka The Seventh Curse, this is a completely demented Indiana Jones knock off, only being a Hong Kong knock off, it obligingly throws in some hot nekkid chicks, chop socky and old style grue. 7.5/10 A jaw droppingly entertaining flick from start to finish.

38. Pieces (1982)

Unrated | 89 min | Horror, Mystery, Thriller

6.1
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Young co-eds are being dismembered by a mysterious murderer on a college campus. The killer is attempting to put together a human jigsaw puzzle made from body parts.

Director: Juan Piquer Simón | Stars: Christopher George, Lynda Day George, Frank Braña, Edmund Purdom

Votes: 6,238 | Gross: $2.03M

One of the most awesomely bad slashers ever made. 7.5/10, great fun.

39. Hong men jue e zhe (1985)

90 min | Action, Crime, Drama

6.5
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Sewage workers Jack and Charlie get involved in an international Asian gang war when Jack helps the boss of a Shanghai gang against one of his rebellious underlings. This underling then ... See full summary »

Director: Robert Tai | Stars: Alexander Rei Lo, Philip So, Hsueh-Erh Hu, Tae-jeong Kim

Votes: 251

Hilariously dubbed crapfest that nonetheless has some decent fights. 7/10

40. Behind Enemy Lines (1986)

R | 90 min | Action, War, Adventure

4.9
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Col. Carradine leads a group of American P.O.W.s, battling their way to freedom as Saigon falls to the Viet Cong.

Director: Gideon Amir | Stars: David Carradine, Charles R. Floyd, Mako, Steve James

Votes: 373 | Gross: $2.50M

David Carradine kills the entire NVA while draped in the stars & stripes... literally. And if that wasn't awesome enough it also stars Steve James. 7/10

41. The Pit (1981)

R | 96 min | Horror, Mystery

5.9
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A solitary and strange preteen boy wreaks revenge on his harassers when he makes a disturbing discovery in the depth of a forest.

Director: Lew Lehman | Stars: Sammy Snyders, Jeannie Elias, Sonja Smits, Laura Hollingsworth

Votes: 1,735

One of the most bizarro nutty horrors ever made. 7.5/10

42. The Dead Pit (1989)

R | 95 min | Horror

5.5
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A renegade doctor is shot dead and entombed with his fiendish experiments in the basement of an abandoned wing of a mental hospital. Twenty years later, a mysterious woman is admitted with ... See full summary »

Director: Brett Leonard | Stars: Jeremy Slate, Cheryl Lawson, Stephen Gregory Foster, Danny Gochnauer

Votes: 1,380

A chick obligingly runs around in her undies for most of this cheesefest, which is good enough for me. 7/10

43. Snuff killer - La morte in diretta (2003 Video)

88 min | Horror, Thriller

3.6
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When the daughter of a politician suddenly disappears, her step-mother investigates the porno industry in search of her.

Director: Bruno Mattei | Stars: Carla Solaro, Gabriele Gori, Carlo Mucari, Federica Garuti

Votes: 217

Bruno Mattei's hilariously trashy 8MM knock off is equally cheese laden and actually rather disturbing in parts. 6.5/10

44. The Last Hunter (1980)

95 min | Drama, Thriller, War

6.1
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During the Vietnam war, an American soldier gets trapped behind enemy lines. A squad of his buddies sets out to rescue him.

Director: Antonio Margheriti | Stars: David Warbeck, Tisa Farrow, Tony King, Bobby Rhodes

Votes: 605

What do you do when The Deer Hunter reaps awards and makes Michael Camino boatloads of cash? If you're Antonio Margeriti, you call your flick The Last Hunter and then rip off Apocalypse Now. 6.5/10

45. Reason to Die (1990)

R | 87 min | Action, Crime, Thriller

4.9
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A cop sets up his girlfriend as a target in order to trap a serial killer.

Director: Tim Spring | Stars: Wings Hauser, Anneline Kriel, Arnold Vosloo, Norman Anstey

Votes: 41

Wings Hauser vs evil murderliser Arnold Voosloo... in Sith Ifrika! 6/10

46. Zombie Holocaust (1980)

R | 84 min | Horror

5.3
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An expedition in the East Indies, encounters not only the cannibals they were looking for, but also an evil scientist and his zombie army.

Director: Marino Girolami | Stars: Ian McCulloch, Alexandra Delli Colli, Sherry Buchanan, Peter O'Neal

Votes: 4,307

Awesome cheese with cannibals, zombies and mad doctors, it's a hoot from start to finish. 7/10

47. Like Father, Like Son (1974)

Unrated | 79 min | Crime, Drama, Thriller

6.2
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Mimi Miceli Jr. is, the son of a Mafia don who was exiled back to Sicily. He wants to get back into the family business and transplant it from New York to Hollywood. After the kidnapping ... See full summary »

Director: Duke Mitchell | Stars: Duke Mitchell, Vic Caesar, Lorenzo Dodo, Louis Zito

Votes: 568

Rather whackadoo Mafia flick with a kickass opening scene. 6/10

48. Death Before Dishonor (1987)

R | 91 min | Action, Drama

4.9
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Gunnery Sergeant Burns reports for duty to an American Embassy in the Middle East. However due to the 'enlightened' views of the Ambassador, the marine security detachment he is in charge ... See full summary »

Director: Terry Leonard | Stars: Fred Dryer, Brian Keith, Joseph Gian, Sasha Mitchell

Votes: 670 | Gross: $4.55M

Awesomely xenophobic actioner in which one badass marine kills lots and lots of bad guys in the terrorist haven (and decidedly fictitious) nation of Jemal. It also has some genuinely impressive stunts. 7/10

49. The Delta Force (1986)

R | 125 min | Action, Adventure, Drama

5.6
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After a plane is hijacked by terrorists, The Delta Force are sent in to resolve the crisis.

Director: Menahem Golan | Stars: Chuck Norris, Lee Marvin, Martin Balsam, Joey Bishop

Votes: 16,092 | Gross: $17.77M

Chuck Norris & Lee Marvin... gold. 7/10

50. Gunmen (1993)

R | 94 min | Action, Comedy, Crime

5.2
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400 million dollars are hidden in a boat in some harbor in South America, hidden by Dani Servigo's brother. When his brother gets killed, Dani is a wanted man - by undercover DEA agent Cole... See full summary »

Director: Deran Sarafian | Stars: Christopher Lambert, Mario Van Peebles, Denis Leary, Patrick Stewart

Votes: 2,896 | Gross: $3.41M

Stupid but really fun buddy actioner that's surprisingly well cast and well worth checking out. 7/10

51. Rambo (2008)

R | 92 min | Action, Thriller, War

7.0
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46 Metascore

In Thailand, John Rambo joins a group of mercenaries to venture into war-torn Burma, and rescue a group of Christian aid workers who were kidnapped by the ruthless local infantry unit.

Director: Sylvester Stallone | Stars: Sylvester Stallone, Julie Benz, Matthew Marsden, Graham McTavish

Votes: 192,006 | Gross: $42.75M

Against all odds, Sly belts out a brutal and gritty exploitative genre sequel and it delivers in spades. 8.5/10, if not for the CGI, it would have been rated even higher.

52. The Raid: Redemption (2011)

R | 101 min | Action, Crime, Thriller

7.6
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73 Metascore

A S.W.A.T. team becomes trapped in a tenement run by a ruthless mobster and his army of killers and thugs.

Director: Gareth Evans | Stars: Iko Uwais, Ananda George, Ray Sahetapy, Donny Alamsyah

Votes: 163,263 | Gross: $4.11M

Gareth Evans' second feature is even more jaw dropping than Merantau and is one of the best action genre flicks out there. 9/10 a must see film.

53. Merantau (2009)

R | 134 min | Action, Drama

6.8
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In Minangkabau, West Sumatera, Yuda a skilled practitioner of Silat Harimau is in the final preparations to begin his "Merantau" a century's old rites-of-passage to be carried out by the ... See full summary »

Director: Gareth Evans | Stars: Iko Uwais, Sisca Jessica, Christine Hakim, Mads Koudal

Votes: 8,371

Awesome martial arts flick that while being a shade leisurely in build up, absolutely kicks off in the second half and doesn't let up. 8/10

54. The Carrier (1988)

R | 99 min | Drama, Horror, Thriller

5.9
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The main character is stricken with a horrible disease, but it doesn't affect him. It spreads to every inamimate object that he touches, and then if another person touches the object, they ... See full summary »

Director: Nathan J. White | Stars: Gregory Fortescue, Stevie Lee, Steve Dixon, Paul Silverman

Votes: 286

Absolutely bonkers nuts horror that I'm not even gonna try and explain except to say see it. See it now. 7.5/10

55. The Carpenter (1988)

87 min | Horror, Thriller

4.7
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A young couple inhabit and hire a team of workers to repair a house that was once owned by Ed, an executed killer who's spirit has returned to finish the dreamhouse he once started

Director: David Wellington | Stars: Wings Hauser, Lynne Adams, Pierre Lenoir, Barbara Jones

Votes: 301

Nutty but original Canadian cheesefest with the Wingman in fine form. 7/10

56. City in Panic (1986)

85 min | Crime, Horror, Thriller

4.4
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A detective teams up with a talk-show host to take down a homophobic serial killer on the streets of Toronto.

Director: Robert Bouvier | Stars: David Christopher Adamson, Lee Ann Nestegard, Edward Chester, Peter Roberts

Votes: 134

Um... AIDSploitation slasher with glory hole castration anyone? Cuz I say... yay! 6.5/10

57. Superstition (1982)

Unrated | 85 min | Horror

5.8
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A witch put to death in 1692 swears vengeance on her persecutors and returns to the present day to punish their descendants.

Director: James W. Roberson | Stars: James Houghton, Albert Salmi, Lynn Carlin, Larry Pennell

Votes: 1,854

Random but surprisingly effective in parts cheesefest that's well worth seeing, with some nutty set piece kills. 7/10

58. Drive Angry (2011)

R | 104 min | Action, Fantasy, Thriller

5.4
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44 Metascore

A vengeful father escapes from hell and chases after the men who killed his daughter and kidnapped his granddaughter.

Director: Patrick Lussier | Stars: Nicolas Cage, Amber Heard, William Fichtner, Billy Burke

Votes: 86,277 | Gross: $10.71M

A far more heartfelt throwback flick than the likes of Machete and great fun from start to finish. 8/10

59. The Wicker Man (2006)

PG-13 | 102 min | Horror, Mystery, Thriller

3.7
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36 Metascore

A sheriff investigating the disappearance of a young girl from a small island discovers there's a larger mystery to solve among the island's secretive, neo-pagan community.

Director: Neil LaBute | Stars: Nicolas Cage, Ellen Burstyn, Leelee Sobieski, Kate Beahan

Votes: 56,876 | Gross: $23.64M

Utterly craptastic remake that's one of the most unintentionally hilarious contemporary horrors I've ever seen. 7/10, hilarious flick.

60. Yor, the Hunter from the Future (1983)

PG | 88 min | Action, Adventure, Fantasy

4.2
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A warrior seeks his true origins in a seemingly prehistoric wasteland.

Director: Antonio Margheriti | Stars: Reb Brown, Corinne Cléry, John Steiner, Carole André

Votes: 2,165 | Gross: $2.81M

Antonio Margeriti's bonkers fantasy-cum-postapocalyptic flick features Yor, a disturbingly aryan looking caveman who fights the bad guys, gets the chicks and gets into all sorts of random adventures, in this way entertaining crapfest. 7/10

61. Death Machines (1976)

R | 93 min | Action, Thriller

3.6
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An evil Oriental Dragon Lady injects three martial arts fighters with a serum that turns them into zombie-like assassins, and she sends them out against her enemies.

Director: Paul Kyriazi | Stars: Ronald L. Marchini, Michael Chong, Joshua Johnson, Mari Honjo

Votes: 384

Bonkers and way entertaining chop socky trash in which an evil lady overlord mind controls three kung fu killing machines. 7.5/10

62. Mother of Tears (2007)

R | 102 min | Horror

5.1
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52 Metascore

Part three of the "Three Mothers" trilogy which takes place in Rome and has to do with Mater Lachrymarum (The Third Mother).

Director: Dario Argento | Stars: Asia Argento, Cristian Solimeno, Adam James, Moran Atias

Votes: 7,799 | Gross: $0.06M

Completely demented conclusion to Dario's Three mothers trilogy, it's a craptastic and ott hoot in which something way cool happens every 15 minutes or so. 7.5/10, Eurotrash rarely gets more entertaining than this.

63. Seven Women for Satan (1976)

82 min | Horror

4.5
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Michael plays a descendant of the original count Zaroff who leaves his Paris flat every weekend to hunt humans on his isolated estate.

Director: Michel Lemoine | Stars: Michel Lemoine, Nathalie Zeiger, Howard Vernon, Joëlle Coeur

Votes: 331

Gratuitous and hilariously crappy sleazefest in which a seriously addled count chases chicks all over his estate. 7/10, great fun.

64. Spookies (1986)

R | 85 min | Comedy, Horror

5.1
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A sorcerer tries to sacrifice a group of people inside his house with the intention of using their vitality to keep his wife alive.

Directors: Genie Joseph, Thomas Doran, Brendan Faulkner | Stars: Felix Ward, Maria Pechukas, Dan Scott, Alec Nemser

Votes: 1,467

Another demented flick in which a bunch of travelers are menaced by monsters in a haunted house. Equally craptastic and surprisingly inventive, it would make a damn fine Halloween night viewing. 7/10

65. Father's Day (I) (2011)

Not Rated | 99 min | Action, Comedy, Horror

6.0
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A murderer, a priest, and a delinquent try to bring down a father-killing madman.

Directors: Adam Brooks, Jeremy Gillespie, Matthew Kennedy, Steven Kostanski, Conor Sweeney | Stars: Adam Brooks, Matthew Kennedy, Conor Sweeney, Amy Groening

Votes: 2,240

One of the most demented things I've ever seen and probably will ever see. 8.5/10

66. Miami Connection (1987)

Not Rated | 83 min | Action, Crime, Thriller

5.9
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56 Metascore

A martial arts rock band goes up against a band of motorcycle ninjas who have tightened their grip on Florida's narcotics trade.

Directors: Woo-sang Park, Y.K. Kim | Stars: Y.K. Kim, Vincent Hirsch, Joseph Diamand, Maurice Smith

Votes: 3,206

Utterly hilarious crap in which a kung fu pop group fight drug lords! 7/10

67. Dredd (2012)

R | 95 min | Action, Crime, Sci-Fi

7.1
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59 Metascore

In a violent, futuristic city where the police have the authority to act as judge, jury and executioner, a cop teams with a trainee to take down a gang that deals the reality-altering drug, SLO-MO.

Director: Pete Travis | Stars: Karl Urban, Olivia Thirlby, Lena Headey, Rachel Wood

Votes: 221,325 | Gross: $13.41M

Kickass genre flick and as good an adaptation as fans could have hoped for and fans need not fear- Karl Urban IS Dredd. A strong 8/10

68. Roar (1981)

PG | 102 min | Adventure, Thriller

6.3
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65 Metascore

A family goes to Africa to meet their father who lives with wild lions.

Director: Noel Marshall | Stars: Tippi Hedren, Noel Marshall, Melanie Griffith, John Marshall

Votes: 1,821 | Gross: $2.00M

A film which led to 70 cast and crew members being mauled by lions, tigers, cheetahs and leopards, including a young Melanie Griffith and how nobody was killed is quite frankly a miracle. 7/10 a film which really needs to be seen to be believed.

69. Rawhead Rex (1986)

R | 89 min | Fantasy, Horror, Mystery

5.1
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Ireland will never be the same after Rawhead Rex, a particularly nasty demon, is released from his underground prison by an unwitting farmer. The film follows Rex's cross country rampage, while a man struggles to stop it.

Director: George Pavlou | Stars: David Dukes, Kelly Piper, Hugh O'Conor, Cora Venus Lunny

Votes: 3,476

70. Blood Delirium (1988)

90 min | Horror

4.4
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After his beloved wife dies, an unbalanced painter who believes himself to be the reincarnation of Vincent Van Gogh goes over the edge and digs up her corpse--with the help of his ... See full summary »

Director: Sergio Bergonzelli | Stars: John Phillip Law, Gordon Mitchell, Brigitte Christensen, Marco Di Stefano

Votes: 95

71. Anime perse (2006 Video)

94 min | Crime, Drama

4.9
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A group of women prisoners were brought to some Asian island where there is nothing but the colony. This colony run by a very cruel woman who practice torture, murder, torture, humiliation,... See full summary »

Director: Bruno Mattei | Stars: Yvette Yzon, Dyane Craystan, Amelie Pontailler, Jim Gaines

Votes: 100

72. Mondo Cannibal (2004 Video)

Not Rated | 91 min | Adventure, Horror

3.8
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The network where the famous anchorwoman Grace Forsyte works, is collapsing and she would do everything to regain the favour of the audience, therefore she convinces her professional team ... See full summary »

Director: Bruno Mattei | Stars: Helena Wagner, Claudio Morales, Cindy Jelic Matic, Antoine Reboul

Votes: 198

73. The Death Wheelers (1973)

PG | 85 min | Adventure, Horror

5.8
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A gang of young people call themselves the Living Dead. They terrorize the population from their small town. After an agreement with the devil, if they kill themselves firmly believing in ... See full summary »

Director: Don Sharp | Stars: George Sanders, Beryl Reid, Nicky Henson, Mary Larkin

Votes: 1,899