Best Arty farty Films That Made me Cum...

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1.
(1963)
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A harried movie director retreats into his memories and fantasies. (138 mins.)
“ Fellini the self indulgent pig at his very selfish best. ” - mifunesamurai
 
2.
Fanny and Alexander (1982)
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Two young Swedish children experience the many comedies and tragedies of their family, the Ekdahls. (188 mins.)
Director: Ingmar Bergman
“ Bergman's best which he saved for last. ” - mifunesamurai
 
3.
Danton (1983)
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Action opens in November of 1793, with Danton returning to Paris from his country retreat upon learning that the Committee for Public Safety... (136 mins.)
Director: Andrzej Wajda
“ Gérard Depardieu at his very best with Wajda at the helm. ” - mifunesamurai
 
4.
Powaqqatsi (1988 Documentary)
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An exploration of technologically developing nations and the effect the transition to Western-style modernization has had on them. (99 mins.)
Director: Godfrey Reggio
“ Who needs drugs? ” - mifunesamurai
 
5.
Come and See (1985)
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After finding an old rifle, a young boy joins the Soviet resistance movement against ruthless German forces and experiences the horrors of World War II. (142 mins.)
Director: E. Klimov
“ Most amazing anti-war film through the eyes of a child done the hard vodka Russian style. ” - mifunesamurai
 
6.
Man of Flowers (1983)
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An eccentric elderly man tries to enjoy the three things in life that he considers real beauty: collecting art, collecting flowers, and watching pretty women undress. (91 mins.)
Director: Paul Cox
“ The best of Aussie maverick, Paul Cox. ” - mifunesamurai
 
7.
Koyaanisqatsi (1982 Documentary)
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A collection of expertly photographed phenomena with no conventional plot. The footage focuses on nature, humanity and the relationship between them. (86 mins.)
Director: Godfrey Reggio
“ Worth overdosing too... ” - mifunesamurai
 
8.
Life on a String (1991)
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A blind man's master told him that after he has broken 1000 strings on his Banjo, he can open the Banjo to get a script for his eyes... (110 mins.)
Director: Kaige Chen
“ Don't know what it means but it's mesmerising. ” - mifunesamurai
 
9.
The Travelling Players (1975)
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Greece 1939 - 1952 Fascist, Nazi, Communist conflict as seen through a family of travelling provincial players (230 mins.)
“ 3 hour greek history in something like 20 amazing long shots... ” - mifunesamurai
 
10.
Man Facing Southeast (1986)
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A patient in a mental hospital claims to be an extraterrestial. Could he be right? (105 mins.)
Director: Eliseo Subiela
“ Eliseo Subiela's poetic alien movie! ” - mifunesamurai
 
11.
The Last Laugh (1924)
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An aging doorman, after being fired from his prestigious job at a luxurious Hotel is forced to face the scorn of his friends, neighbours and society. (77 mins.)
Director: F.W. Murnau
“ bestes silent film ever ” - mifunesamurai
 
12.
Jesus of Montreal (1989)
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A group of actors put on an unorthodox, but acclaimed Passion Play which incites the opposition of the Catholic Church while the actors' lives themselves begin to mirror the Passion itself. (118 mins.)
Director: Denys Arcand
“ There is a God... but a naughty one... ” - mifunesamurai
 
13.
The Rules of the Game (1939)
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A bourgeois life in France at the onset of World War II, as the rich and their poor servants meet up at a French chateau. (110 mins.)
Director: Jean Renoir
“ Renoir's classic taking the piss out of the rich. ” - mifunesamurai
 
14.
La belle noiseuse (1991)
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The former famous painter Frenhofer revisits an abandoned project using the girlfriend of a young visiting artist. Questions about truth, life, and artistic limits are explored. (238 mins.)
Director: Jacques Rivette
“ Art can be sexy. ” - mifunesamurai
 
15.
The Spirit of the Beehive (1973)
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In 1940, after watching and being traumatized by the movie Frankenstein, a sensitive seven year-old girl living in a small Spanish village drifts into her own fantasy world. (97 mins.)
Director: Víctor Erice
“ In the mind of a child. ” - mifunesamurai
 
16.
Viridiana (1961)
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Viridiana, a young nun about to take her final vows, pays a visit to her widowed uncle at the request of her Mother Superior. (90 mins.)
Director: Luis Buñuel
“ Cheeky Bunuel. ” - mifunesamurai
 
17.
The Conformist (1970)
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A weak-willed Italian man becomes a fascist flunky who goes abroad to arrange the assassination of his old teacher, now a political dissident. (113 mins.)
“ The best of Commie slime. ” - mifunesamurai
 
18.
Contempt (1963)
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Screenwriter Paul Javal's marriage to his wife Camille disintegrates during movie production as she spends time with the producer. Layered conflicts between art and business ensue. (103 mins.)
Director: Jean-Luc Godard
“ Can't leave Godard out of this list. ” - mifunesamurai
 
19.
The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover (1989)
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The wife of an abusive criminal finds solace in the arms of a kind regular guest in her husband's restaurant. (124 mins.)
Director: Peter Greenaway
“ For those who understand Greenaway. ” - mifunesamurai
 
20.
Underground (1995)
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A group of serbian socialists prepares for the war in a surreal underground filled by parties, tragedies, love and hate. (170 mins.)
Director: Emir Kusturica
“ The ugly magic of Emir Kusturica. ” - mifunesamurai