An Ever Expanding List of Atrocious Movies

Films that are disgraceful, poorly made, poorly acted, and just plain crappy. Movies that I didn't like, but understand to be good to others will not be on this list. Simply abominations.
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1.
The Cat in the Hat (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.8/10 X  
Two bored children have their lives turned upside down when a talking cat comes to visit them. (82 mins.)
Director: Bo Welch
 
2.
Dragonball: Evolution (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.6/10 X  
The young warrior Son Goku sets out on a quest, racing against time and the vengeful King Piccolo, to collect a set of seven magical orbs that will grant their wielder unlimited power. (85 mins.)
Director: James Wong
 
3.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
After picking up a traumatized young hitchhiker, five friends find themselves stalked and hunted by a deformed chainsaw-wielding killer and his family of equally psychopathic killers. (98 mins.)
Director: Marcus Nispel
 
4.
Troll 2 (1990)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.7/10 X  
A family vacationing in a small town discovers the entire town is inhabited by goblins in disguise as humans, who plan to eat them. (95 mins.)
Director: Drake Floyd
 
5.
From Justin to Kelly (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.1/10 X  
A waitress from Texas and a college student from Pennsylvania meet during spring break in Fort Lauderdale, Florida and come together through their shared love of singing. (81 mins.)
Director: Robert Iscove
 
6.
Gigli (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.4/10 X  
The violent story about how a criminal lesbian, a tough-guy hitman with a heart of gold, and a mentally challenged man came to be best friends through a hostage. (121 mins.)
Director: Martin Brest
 
7.
Catwoman (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.3/10 X  
A shy woman, endowed with the speed, reflexes, and senses of a cat, walks a thin line between criminal and hero, even as a detective doggedly pursues her, fascinated by both of her personas. (104 mins.)
Director: Pitof
 
8.
Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.0/10 X  
A group of smart-talking toddlers find themselves at the center of a media mogul's experiment to crack the code to baby talk. The toddlers must race against time for the sake of babies everywhere. (88 mins.)
Director: Bob Clark
 
9.
Disaster Movie (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.9/10 X  
Over the course of one evening, an unsuspecting group of twenty-somethings find themselves bombarded by a series of natural disasters and catastrophic events. (87 mins.)
 
10.
Going Overboard (1989)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.9/10 X  
A struggling young comedian takes a menial job on a cruise ship where he hopes for his big chance to make it in the world of cruise ship comedy. (99 mins.)
Director: Valerie Breiman
 
11.
Son of the Mask (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.2/10 X  
Tim Avery, an aspiring cartoonist, finds himself in a predicament when his dog stumbles upon the mask of Loki. Then after conceiving an infant son "born of the mask", he discovers just how looney child raising can be. (94 mins.)
 
12.
Epic Movie (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.3/10 X  
A comedic satire of films that are large in scope, reputation and popularity. (86 mins.)
 
13.
Meet the Spartans (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.7/10 X  
The heroic Spartan king Leonidas, armed with nothing but leather underwear and a cape, leads a ragtag... (86 mins.)
 
14.
Daddy Day Camp (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.9/10 X  
Seeking to offer his son the satisfying summer camp experience that eluded him as a child, the operator of a neighborhood daycare center opens his own camp, only to face financial hardship and stiff competition from a rival camp. (89 mins.)
Director: Fred Savage
 
15.
Cheaper by the Dozen 2 (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
The Bakers, while on vacation, find themselves competing with a rival family of eight children. (94 mins.)
Director: Adam Shankman
 
16.
All About Steve (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
Convinced that a CCN cameraman is her true love, an eccentric crossword puzzler trails him as he travels all over the country, hoping to convince him that they belong together. (99 mins.)
Director: Phil Traill
 
17.
Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.2/10 X  
A slovenly cable repairman becomes a big-city health inspector and is tasked with uncovering the source of a food poisoning epidemic. (89 mins.)
Director: Trent Cooper
 
18.
Big Momma's House 2 (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
An FBI agent reprises his disguise as a corpulent old lady and takes a job as a nanny in a crime suspect's house. (99 mins.)
Director: John Whitesell
 
19.
Big Momma's House (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
In order to protect a beautiful woman and her son from a robber, a male FBI agent disguises himself as a large grandmother. (99 mins.)
Director: Raja Gosnell
 
20.
The Hottie & the Nottie (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.9/10 X  
A woman agrees to go on a date with a man only if he finds a suitor for her unattractive best friend. (91 mins.)
Director: Tom Putnam
 
21.
Swept Away (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
A snooty socialite is stranded on a Mediterranean island with a communist sailor. (89 mins.)
Director: Guy Ritchie
 
22.
My Baby's Daddy (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.5/10 X  
A trio of young men (Griffin, Anderson, and Imperioli) are forced to grow up quick when their girlfriends all become pregnant around the same time. (86 mins.)
Director: Cheryl Dunye
 
23.
Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
When a teenager, Chun-Li witnesses the kidnapping of her father by wealthy crime lord M. Bison. When she grows up, she goes into a quest for vengeance and becomes the famous crime-fighter of the Street Fighter universe. (96 mins.)
 
24.
Delta Farce (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.5/10 X  
Three bumbling Army reservists bound for Iraq are accidentally dropped at Mexican village besieged by hostile forces. (90 mins.)
Director: CB Harding
 
25.
Witless Protection (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.2/10 X  
The story centers on a small-town sheriff who witnesses what he believes is a kidnapping and rushes to rescue a woman... (97 mins.)
 
26.
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
A rough-around-the-edges martial arts master seeks revenge for his parent's death. (81 mins.)
Director: Steve Oedekerk
 
27.
eXistenZ (1999)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.8/10 X  
A game designer on the run from assassins must play her latest virtual reality creation with a marketing trainee to determine if the game has been damaged. (97 mins.)
 
28.
C Me Dance (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.4/10 X  
A drama centered on a teenage girl who has trained her entire life to dance for the Pittsburgh Ballet. (89 mins.)
Director: Greg Robbins
 
29.
Tommy and the Cool Mule (2009 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.5/10 X  
Tommy Braxton's father goes to war and never returns, forcing Tommy to become the man of the house and support his mom and sister. (94 mins.)
Director: Andrew Stevens
 
30.
Pocket Ninjas (1997 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.5/10 X  
The evil Cobra Khan rises from the underworld and begins polluting the environment. The White Dragon tries to stop him but is injured so must pass the job onto his three teenage students. (80 mins.)
Director: Dave Eddy
 
31.
Crank: High Voltage (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
Chelios faces a Chinese mobster who has stolen his nearly indestructible heart and replaced it with a battery-powered ticker that requires regular jolts of electricity to keep working. (96 mins.)
Director: Neveldine, Taylor
 
32.
Vampires Suck (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.5/10 X  
A spoof of vampire-themed movies, where teenager Becca finds herself torn between two boys. As she and her friends wrestle with a number of different dramas, everything comes to a head at their prom. (82 mins.)
 
33.
Weekend at Bernie's II (1993)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
Larry and Richard use a voodoo-revived corpse to track down hidden money to clear their names. (97 mins.)
Director: Robert Klane
 
34.
Littleman (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.3/10 X  
A wannabe dad mistakes a vertically challenged criminal on the lam as his newly adopted son. (98 mins.)
 
35.
Superman III (1983)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
Synthetic kryptonite laced with tobacco tar splits Superman in two: good Clark Kent and bad Man of Steel. (125 mins.)
Director: Richard Lester
 
36.
Descent (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
A college co-ed is brutally raped and struggles alone to rebuild her life. (104 mins.)
Director: Talia Lugacy
 
37.
Tromeo and Juliet (1996)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
Tromeo, a filmmaker, falls in love with Juliet, the daughter of a former partner who tried to steal his business from him. (107 mins.)
Director: Lloyd Kaufman