Worst movies that i saw

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1.
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
Sam Witwicky leaves the Autobots behind for a normal life. But when his mind is filled with cryptic symbols, the Decepticons target him and he is dragged back into the Transformers' war. (150 mins.)
Director: Michael Bay
“ One of the most painful experiences that i had in a movie theater, the first one was just watchable (but that doesn't says much), but this one sucked bad. ” - Viva_Chiba
 
2.
Armageddon (1998)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
After discovering that an asteroid the size of Texas is going to impact Earth in less than a month, N.A.S.A. recruits a misfit team of deep core drillers to save the planet. (151 mins.)
Director: Michael Bay
“ Another piece of poo from Michael Bay ! ” - Viva_Chiba
 
3.
Pearl Harbor (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
A tale of war and romance mixed in with history. The story follows two lifelong friends and a beautiful nurse who are caught up in the horror of an infamous Sunday morning in 1941. (183 mins.)
Director: Michael Bay
“ What i have to say about this one ?
IT SUCKS ! ” - Viva_Chiba
 
4.
Terminator Salvation (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
In 2018, a mysterious new weapon in the war against the machines, half-human and half-machine, comes to John Connor on the eve of a resistance attack on Skynet. But whose side is he on, and can he be trusted? (115 mins.)
Director: McG
“ McG rapes 2 of my favorite childhood movies.
Basically, if Michael Bay made Terminator, this is how it would look like.
It makes Terminator 3 look like a masterpiece. ” - Viva_Chiba
 
5.
A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
The spectre of a dead child rapist haunts the children of the parents who murdered him, stalking and killing them in their dreams. (95 mins.)
Director: Samuel Bayer
“ There are many horror movies that get an undeserved "direct-to-dvd" realease, while this one get's a big theatrical realease.
This remake sucks, the CGI gore sucked balls and everything else sucks, damn you Platinum Dunes. ” - Viva_Chiba
 
6.
Inception (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.8/10 X  
A thief, who steals corporate secrets through use of dream-sharing technology, is given the inverse task of planting an idea into the mind of a CEO. (148 mins.)
“ Overrated, boring and predictable as hell. ” - Viva_Chiba
 
7.
The Dark Knight (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 9.0/10 X  
When the menace known as the Joker emerges from his mysterious past, he wreaks havoc and chaos on the people of Gotham, the Dark Knight must accept one of the greatest psychological and physical tests of his ability to fight injustice. (152 mins.)
“ Another Cristopher Nolan "Excellent movie", the Tim Burton movies where great, but Nolan manages to make a "ultra-realistic" batman.
Like Inception, this is overrated, predictable and boring as hell. ” - Viva_Chiba
 
8.
Batman & Robin (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
Batman and Robin try to keep their relationship together even as they must stop Mr. Freeze and Poison Ivy from freezing Gotham City. (125 mins.)
Director: Joel Schumacher
“ It's better than The Dark Knight for one reason: the runtime is shorter. ” - Viva_Chiba
 
9.
Daredevil (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
A man blinded by toxic waste which also enhanced his remaining senses fights crime as an acrobatic martial arts superhero. (103 mins.)
“ A badass comic book gets pussified by Fox ” - Viva_Chiba
 
10.
Ghost Rider (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
Stunt motorcyclist Johnny Blaze gives up his soul to become a hellblazing vigilante, to fight against power hungry Blackheart, the son of the devil himself. (114 mins.)
“ Another example of a badass comic book that gets transformed into a piece of poo. ” - Viva_Chiba
 
11.
Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
The Fantastic Four learn that they aren't the only super-powered beings in the universe when they square off against the powerful Silver Surfer and the planet-eating Galactus. (92 mins.)
Director: Tim Story
“ No opinion, just three letters: meh ” - Viva_Chiba
 
12.
Spider-Man 3 (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
A strange black entity from another world bonds with Peter Parker and causes inner turmoil as he contends with new villains, temptations, and revenge. (139 mins.)
Director: Sam Raimi
“ Boring, you can clearly see that the production rushed for make it hit the theaters as soon as possible. ” - Viva_Chiba
 
13.
Godzilla (1998)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
A giant, reptilian monster surfaces, leaving destruction in its wake. To stop the monster (and its babies), an earthworm scientist, his reporter ex-girlfriend, and other unlikely heroes team up to save their city. (139 mins.)
Director: Roland Emmerich
“ An excellent example of Hollywood americanizing great asian movies and turning them in Ca$h making feces, thank god that they didn't made a sequel. ” - Viva_Chiba
 
14.
Independence Day (1996)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.0/10 X  
The aliens are coming and their goal is to invade and destroy Earth. Fighting superior technology, mankind's best weapon is the will to survive. (145 mins.)
Director: Roland Emmerich
“ A movie made only for show a bunch of CGI.
Spoiler: something explodes. ” - Viva_Chiba
 
15.
2012 (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
A frustrated writer struggles to keep his family alive when a series of global catastrophes threatens to annihilate mankind. (158 mins.)
Director: Roland Emmerich
“ Spoiler: something starts falling apart. ” - Viva_Chiba
 
16.
AVP: Alien vs. Predator (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
During an archaeological expedition on Bouvetøya Island in Antarctica, a team of archaeologists and other scientists find themselves caught up in a battle between the two legends. Soon, the team realize that only one species can win. (101 mins.)
“ Take 2 characters of 2 violent movie series and turn them in a PG-13 movie. ” - Viva_Chiba
 
17.
Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.7/10 X  
Warring Alien and Predator races descend on a rural Colorado town, where unsuspecting residents must band together for any chance of survival. (94 mins.)
“ After the big failure of AVP, i had big expectations on AVP:R, because it would be darker, gorier and Rated-R, but unfortunately, it's even worse that the first one and the photography sucks too (the movie is too "dark", making it impossible to know what the hell is going on).
I don't even bother to watch Skyline (the last turd that the Strausse brothers shat out). ” - Viva_Chiba
 
18.
Son of the Mask (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.2/10 X  
Tim Avery, an aspiring cartoonist, finds himself in a predicament when his dog stumbles upon the mask of Loki. Then after conceiving an infant son "born of the mask", he discovers just how looney child raising can be. (94 mins.)
“ It's funny like a guy getting his testicles chopped by a juicer. ” - Viva_Chiba
 
19.
Meet the Spartans (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.7/10 X  
The heroic Spartan king Leonidas, armed with nothing but leather underwear and a cape, leads a ragtag... (86 mins.)
“ Same as above. ” - Viva_Chiba
 
20.
Epic Movie (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.3/10 X  
A comedic satire of films that are large in scope, reputation and popularity. (86 mins.)
“ Same here. ” - Viva_Chiba
 
21.
Max Payne (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
Coming together to solve a series of murders in New York City are a police detective whose family was slain as part of a conspiracy and an assassin out to avenge her sister's death. The duo will be hunted by the police, the mob, and a ruthless corporation. (100 mins.)
Director: John Moore
“ From a game like Max Payne, you could make an awesome movie in the vein of a John Woo movie (Hard Boiled, The Killer), but Fox and John Moore decided to follow the way of the Ca$h and make a *beep* movie.
Watch the short movie called "Max Payne: Hero", it's better than this piece of turd. ” - Viva_Chiba
 
22.
The Tuxedo (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
A hapless chauffeur must take a comatose secret agent's place using his special gadget-laden tuxedo. (98 mins.)
Director: Kevin Donovan
“ Worst Jackie Chan movie that i saw, what a drop of quality..... ” - Viva_Chiba
 
23.
End of Days (1999)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
At the end of the century, Satan visits New York in search of a bride. It's up to an ex-cop who now runs an elite security outfit to stop him. (121 mins.)
Director: Peter Hyams
“ Not only one of the worst movies that i saw, but also one of the worst films that Schwarzenegger starred and the worst movies that Peter Hyams directed. ” - Viva_Chiba
 
24.
War of the Worlds (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
As Earth is invaded by alien tripod fighting machines, one family fights for survival. (116 mins.)
“ *Boom boom booooooooooooom*

Spielberg at his worst. ” - Viva_Chiba
 
25.
The Day the Earth Stood Still (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
A remake of the 1951 classic science fiction film about an alien visitor and his giant robot counterpart who visit Earth. (104 mins.)
“ Lame remake filled with lame and boring CGI ” - Viva_Chiba
 
26.
Clash of the Titans (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
Perseus demigod, son of Zeus, battles the minions of the underworld to stop them from conquering heaven and earth. (106 mins.)
Director: Louis Leterrier
“ Another lame remake filled with lame and boring CGI, the "3D" sucked, it was barely 3D and it was just a marketing strategy for steal the money from poor movie goers ” - Viva_Chiba
 
27.
Live Free or Die Hard (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.2/10 X  
John McClane and a young hacker join forces to take down master cyber-terrorist Thomas Gabriel in Washington D.C. (128 mins.)
Director: Len Wiseman
“ Killed the Die Hard franchise.

I have no hope for a good Die Hard movie in future....i hate you Fox ! ” - Viva_Chiba
 
28.
The Ring Two (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
Six months after the incidents involving the lethal videotape, new clues prove that there is a new evil lurking in the darkness. (110 mins.)
Director: Hideo Nakata
“ Scary my ass ! ” - Viva_Chiba
 
29.
Paycheck (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
What seemed like a breezy idea for an engineer to net him millions of dollars, leaves him on the run for his life and piecing together why he's being chased. (119 mins.)
Director: John Woo
“ Boring, unimpressive and lame thriller. ” - Viva_Chiba
 
30.
RoboGeisha (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
After receiving robotic implants, two sisters compete as assassins. (102 mins.)
Director: Noboru Iguchi
“ I hoped to see a movie in the vein of The Machine Girl, but Robo-geisha sucked hard. ” - Viva_Chiba
 
31.
Tom and Jerry: The Movie (1992)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
Tom and Jerry must save a girl from her evil aunt. (84 mins.)
Director: Phil Roman
“ Ugly adaptation of a masterpiece of cartoon violence. ” - Viva_Chiba
 
32.
Surrogates (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
Set in a futuristic world where humans live in isolation and interact through surrogate robots, a cop is forced to leave his home for the first time in years in order to investigate the murders of others' surrogates. (89 mins.)
Director: Jonathan Mostow
“ Terrible and boring actioner. ” - Viva_Chiba
 
33.
Madagascar (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.9/10 X  
Spoiled by their upbringing and unaware of what wildlife really is, four animals from the New York Central Zoo escape, unwittingly assisted by four absconding penguins, and find themselves in Madagascar. (86 mins.)
“ One of the worst and dumbest animated films ever made, not funny and not entertaining. ” - Viva_Chiba
 
34.
Resident Evil (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
A special military unit fights a powerful, out-of-control supercomputer and hundreds of scientists who have mutated into flesh-eating creatures after a laboratory accident. (100 mins.)
“ Bad adaptation from a great videogame, the sequels are better. ” - Viva_Chiba
 
35.
Snow Dogs (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
When a Miami dentist inherits a team of sled dogs, he's got to learn the trade or lose his pack to a crusty mountain man. (99 mins.)
Director: Brian Levant
“ Boring and unfunny comedy. ” - Viva_Chiba
 
36.
King Arthur (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
A demystified take on the tale of King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table. (126 mins.)
Director: Antoine Fuqua
“ Saw it in theaters and bored the hell out of me, probably, the directors cut looks much better than the piece of sh!t version that i saw in theaters. ” - Viva_Chiba
 
37.
Quarantine (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
A television reporter and her cameraman are trapped inside a building quarantined by the CDC, after the outbreak of a mysterious virus which turns humans into bloodthirsty killers. (89 mins.)
“ Shameless carbon copy remake of the spanish horror movie "Rec".
Watch Rec, avoid this junk. ” - Viva_Chiba
 
38.
Boogeyman (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.1/10 X  
A young man tries to deal with the childhood terror that has affected his life. (89 mins.)
Director: Stephen Kay
“ The most boring horror movie that i saw in my life.
Not even a 6 year old kid can get scared at this turd. ” - Viva_Chiba
 
39.
Halloween II (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
Laurie Strode struggles to come to terms with her brother Michael's deadly return to Haddonfield, Illinois; meanwhile, Michael prepares for another reunion with his sister. (105 mins.)
Director: Rob Zombie
“ Terrible sequel to a decent remake. ” - Viva_Chiba
 
40.
Babylon A.D. (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
Veteran-turned-mercenary Toorop takes the high-risk job of escorting a woman from Russia to America. Little does he know that she is host to an organism that a cult wants to harvest in order to produce a genetically modified Messiah. (101 mins.)
“ Even Mathieu Kassovitz (the director) said that this movie sucked. ” - Viva_Chiba
 
41.
Sucker Punch (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
A young girl is institutionalized by her abusive stepfather, retreating to an alternative reality as a coping strategy, envisioning a plan to help her escape. (110 mins.)
Director: Zack Snyder
“ Worst movie that Zack Snyder directed. ” - Viva_Chiba
 
42.
A Better Tomorrow III: Love and Death in Saigon (1989)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
A man travels from China to Vietnam, on the brink of war with America, to retrieve his uncle and cousin but find complications when he falls in love with a female gangster with a dangerous ex. (105 mins.)
Director: Hark Tsui
“ Bad sequel of one of my favorite movies, watch "Bullet in the head", skip this one. ” - Viva_Chiba
 
43.
Night of the Living Dead 3D (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.1/10 X  
Both an homage to and a re-imagining of the original 1968 film, this update follows a group of survivors trapped in a farmhouse battling a siege of undead zombies....in 3D! (80 mins.)
“ I have to admit, i thought that this one was going to be pretty cool but it's actually really lame. ” - Viva_Chiba
 
44.
Don't Be Afraid of the Dark (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
A young girl sent to live with her father and his new girlfriend believes that she has released creatures from a sealed ash pit in the basement of her new home. (99 mins.)
Director: Troy Nixey
“ I'm tired of remakes of horror films... ” - Viva_Chiba
 
45.
The Devil Inside (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.2/10 X  
In Italy, a woman becomes involved in a series of unauthorized exorcisms during her mission to discover what happened to her mother, who allegedly murdered three people during her own exorcism. (83 mins.)
“ ...as i am tired of these mockumentary horror films that tries to be the new The Blair witch Project/Paranormal Activity, geez, they can't think of something new in these days? ” - Viva_Chiba
 
46.
Antiviral (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
In a blackly satirical near future, a thriving industry sells celebrity illnesses to their obsessed fans. Employee Syd March's attempts to exploit the system backfire when they involve him in a potentially deadly mystery. (108 mins.)
“ It had potential, but in the end, it's a boring waste of time ” - Viva_Chiba