Top 30 WORST Moviesby Piratespack | created - 17 Mar 2011 | updated - 12 Dec 2011 | Public
Worst Movies I have ever seen. I am sure there are even worse ones that may crack the Top 30 in the future.
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1. Hotel (2001)
R | 93 min | Comedy
While a British film crew are shooting a version of The Duchess Of Malfi in Venice, they in turn are being filmed by a sleasy documentary primadonna while the strange staff share meals ... See full summary »
Votes: 1,842 | Gross: $0.01M
Okay to good cast. TERRIBLE MOVIE. Starts out interesting and then there are multiple stories not so much connected and definitely going nowhere.
2. Masked and Anonymous (2003)
PG-13 | 112 min | Comedy, Drama, Music
A singer, whose career has gone on a downward spiral, is forced to make a comeback to the performance stage for a benefit concert.
Votes: 4,123 | Gross: $0.53M
With the music behind it this movie was promising. It turned out to be a Top 5 worst movie ever.
3. Couples Retreat (2009)
PG-13 | 113 min | Comedy
A comedy centered around four couples who settle into a tropical-island resort for a vacation. While one of the couples is there to work on the marriage, the others fail to realize that participation in the resort's therapy sessions is not optional.
Votes: 89,604 | Gross: $109.21M
It strained my brain, just trying to find one funny moment. Also to make it though the whole thing.
4. Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd (2003)
PG-13 | 85 min | Comedy
Set back in the 80s when Harry met Lloyd in high school where they cross paths with a mean principal and a bunch of other outcasts much like themselves.
Votes: 32,509 | Gross: $26.28M
The original was great. This was beyond bad. It was a struggle to just make it though the movie without turning it off.
5. Bottoms Up (2006 Video)
R | 89 min | Comedy, Romance
A Midwestern bartender ingratiates himself into the Hollywood system, finding love along the way.
Straight to video: Amazing, especially when you are able to score Paris Hilton in the leading role. Honestly this movie also represents all of the gems that Paris has been in. But I highlight Bottoms Up.
6. Fast Food Nation (2006)
R | 116 min | Comedy, Drama, Romance
An ensemble piece examining the health risks involved in the fast food industry and its environmental and social consequences as well.
Votes: 21,935 | Gross: $1.00M
The book is suppose to be great. I wish I had read the book instead of watching this garbage.
7. Reel Paradise (2005)
R | 110 min | Documentary
Former indie film "guru" John Pierson takes his family to Fiji for one year to run the world's most remote movie theater.
Votes: 437 | Gross: $0.03M
Sounds good, but instead you watch a spoiled American family act beyond inapproapriate in a foreign land. Wanted to turn off several times.
8. Bringing Out the Dead (1999)
R | 121 min | Drama, Thriller
Haunted by the patients he failed to save, an extremely burned-out Manhattan ambulance paramedic fights to maintain his sanity over three fraught and turbulent nights.
Votes: 56,517 | Gross: $16.64M
I know a lot of Cage's movies are over the top, but this one got some decent reviews. One of the hardest movies ever to get though. Little to no redeeming qualities. That being said it was mostly a bad movie, not bad acting.
9. Hollywood Homicide (2003)
PG-13 | 116 min | Action, Comedy, Crime
Two LAPD detectives who moonlight in other fields investigate the murder of an up-and-coming rap group.
Votes: 32,926 | Gross: $30.01M
Josh Hartnett has been in some great movies. This isn't one of them.
10. Orange County (2002)
PG-13 | 82 min | Comedy, Drama
A guidance counselor mistakenly sends out the wrong transcripts to Stanford University under the name of an over-achieving high schooler.
Votes: 43,488 | Gross: $41.03M
Really, really terrible. The actors in this movie aren't bad actors, but this movie is horrible.
11. Revenge of the Nerds II: Nerds in Paradise (1987)
PG-13 | 88 min | Comedy
The rising college nerds set out to a convention in Florida, but are not welcomed by the Alpha Beta representatives.
Votes: 11,676 | Gross: $30.06M
To be fair this is a rating for all Nerd sequels. The first movie is a classic in it's own way. The next 20 movies or so were NOT.
12. Smokin' Aces (2006)
R | 108 min | Action, Crime, Drama
When a Las Vegas performer-turned-snitch named Buddy Israel decides to turn state's evidence and testify against the mob, it seems that a whole lot of people would like to make sure he's no longer breathing.
Votes: 127,161 | Gross: $35.66M
Some people love this movie. I thought I would as well. But left very dissappointed afterward.
13. S.F.W. (1994)
R | 96 min | Comedy, Drama
An alienated and misanthropic teenager gains sudden and unwanted celebrity status after he's taken hostage by terrorists where his indifference to their threats to kill him makes news headlines.
Votes: 4,302 | Gross: $0.06M
The one time in my life I wished I was dyslexic. Maybe I would have bought Single White Female and then I would have not have waisted 95 minutes of my life.
14. Teen Wolf Too (1987)
PG | 95 min | Comedy, Fantasy
Todd Howard is a struggling teenager. Nothing seems to be going very well for him, until he turns into a wolf.
Votes: 9,039 | Gross: $7.89M
Makes the list despite the most athletic move ever seen in the movies. Not sure what it is than I would recommend checking out the frisbee seen!!!
15. Reno 911!: Miami (2007)
R | 84 min | Comedy, Crime
A rag-tag team of Reno cops are called in to save the day after a terrorist attack disrupts a national police convention in Miami Beach during spring break. Based on the Comedy Central series.
Votes: 24,740 | Gross: $20.34M
The TV show is great. The movie is not.
16. Saw III (2006)
R | 108 min | Horror
Jigsaw abducts a doctor in order to keep himself alive while he watches his new apprentice put an unlucky citizen named Jeff through a brutal test.
Votes: 157,393 | Gross: $80.24M
First one was great, the second was tolerable, the third was garbage. The rest of the series I gave up on.
17. Little Fockers (2010)
PG-13 | 98 min | Comedy, Romance
Family-patriarch Jack Byrnes wants to appoint a successor. Does his son-in-law, the male nurse Greg Focker, have what it takes?
Votes: 93,637 | Gross: $148.38M
I wish this movie had stopped at the first one.
18. Meet the Fockers (2004)
PG-13 | 115 min | Comedy, Romance
All hell breaks loose when the Byrnes family meets the Focker family for the first time.
Votes: 227,643 | Gross: $279.26M
To be fair this movie was slightly better than the 3rd movie. But seriously very slightly.
19. Alphabet City (1984)
R | 85 min | Crime, Drama, Thriller
A New York City drug dealer decides to get out of the business, but has to flee from mobsters.
The description is promising, the movie is not.
20. Leatherheads (2008)
PG-13 | 114 min | Comedy, Drama, Romance
In 1925, an enterprising pro football player convinces America's too-good-to-be-true college football hero to play for his team and keep the league from going under.
Votes: 29,074 | Gross: $31.20M
George Clooney has made himself into quite the star. Good thing it is not based on this movie.
21. American Wedding (2003)
R | 96 min | Comedy
It's the wedding of Jim and Michelle and the gathering of their families and friends, including Jim's old friends from high school and Michelle's little sister.
Votes: 174,379 | Gross: $104.57M
The first two movies were great. The third I understand why some of the actors refused to come back. However I will note at this time that it is funny 10+ years later the geeks (Michelle & Jim) are the best looking ones from the cast.
22. Gigli (2003)
R | 121 min | Comedy, Crime, Romance
The violent story about how a criminal lesbian, a tough-guy hitman with a heart of gold, and a mentally challenged man came to be best friends through a hostage.
Votes: 43,285 | Gross: $6.07M
Everyone said it was bad and it was, but I will give it credit. It wasn't the worst movie I have ever seen.
23. Accepted (2006)
PG-13 | 93 min | Comedy
A high school slacker who's rejected by every school he applies to opts to create his own institution of higher learning, the South Harmon Institute of Technology, on a rundown piece of property near his hometown.
Votes: 112,242 | Gross: $36.32M
Good cast, bad movie.
24. The Learning Curve (1999)
R | 113 min | Crime, Drama, Thriller
A pair of young amateur grifters in L.A. try to run a scam on a real pro. He owns a record label and has very ambitious aspirations. He ends up forcing them to do his dirty work and for awhile everything goes well.
A story that could be intriguing just never lived up to it.
25. Stealing Harvard (2002)
PG-13 | 85 min | Comedy, Crime
A middle-class man turns to a life of crime in order to finance his niece's first year at Harvard University.
Votes: 11,599 | Gross: $13.97M
It is my own fault for watching a movie starring Tom Green.
26. The Daytrippers (1996)
R | 87 min | Comedy, Drama
When a happily married woman discovers a love letter written by her husband to an unknown party, she enlists her dysfunctional family to discover the truth.
Votes: 3,607 | Gross: $2.08M
Some good reviews out there, but this movie just drags on. And the drab skies in the movie do not help at all.
27. Romance & Cigarettes (2005)
R | 105 min | Comedy, Musical, Romance
A down-and-dirty musical set in the world of working-class New York, tells a story of a husband's journey into infidelity and redemption when he must choose between his seductive mistress and his beleaguered wife.
Votes: 10,572 | Gross: $0.54M
To be fair I am not into musicals. But I thought this movie might change me a little. It didn't.
28. Showgirls (1995)
NC-17 | 128 min | Drama
Nomi, a young drifter, arrives in Las Vegas to become a dancer and soon sets about clawing and pushing her way to become the top of the Vegas showgirls.
Votes: 54,461 | Gross: $20.30M
Honestly the excessive unneccessary nudity actually distracts you enough from the acting to not make this the worse movie ever. But just barely.
29. The Cutting Edge (1992)
PG | 101 min | Drama, Romance, Sport
A temperamental figure skater and a former hockey player try to win Olympic gold as a figure skating pairs team.
Votes: 16,520 | Gross: $25.11M
Nothing says classic like hockey player turned ice skater. Classic.
30. The Good German (2006)
R | 105 min | Drama, Mystery, Thriller
While in post-war Berlin to cover the Potsdam Conference, an American military journalist is drawn into a murder investigation which involves his former mistress and his driver.
Votes: 22,477 | Gross: $1.31M
Bonus Movie: Recently saw this and thought: George Clooney and Tobey Maguire; can't go wrong. Yea you can. And this promising movie did...