My 20 Worst Movies

In my opinion, these are the worst films of all time!
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1.
Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.0/10 X  
Aliens resurrect dead humans as zombies and vampires to stop humanity from creating the Solaranite (a sort of sun-driven bomb). (79 mins.)
 
2.
The Conqueror (1956)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.4/10 X  
Mongol chief Temujin battles against Tartar armies and for the love of the Tartar princess Bortai. Temujin becomes the emperor Genghis Khan. (111 mins.)
Director: Dick Powell
“ John Wayne & Susan Hayward as MONGOLS - give me a break! ” - wilson-bruce
 
3.
Jaws 3-D (1983)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
The sons of police chief Brody must protect civilians at a SeaWorld theme park after a 35-foot shark becomes trapped in the park with them. (99 mins.)
Director: Joe Alves
“ Excellent Talent Wasted ” - wilson-bruce
 
4.
Gor (1987)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.4/10 X  
American professor Tarl Cabot is transported via a magical ring to planet Gor, where he must help an oppressed country overthrow its evil king and his barbarian henchmen. (94 mins.)
Director: Fritz Kiersch
“ Totally irrelevant to a wonderful book by John Norman! ” - wilson-bruce
 
5.
Raise the Titanic (1980)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.7/10 X  
To obtain a supply of a rare mineral, a ship raising operation is conducted for the only known source, the Titanic. (115 mins.)
Director: Jerry Jameson
“ Richard Jordan is NOT Dirk Pitt - Matthew McConaughey IS! ” - wilson-bruce
 
6.
West Side Story (1961)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.6/10 X  
Two youngsters from rival New York City gangs fall in love, but tensions between their respective friends build toward tragedy. (152 mins.)
“ The only movie I ever walked out on! ” - wilson-bruce
 
7.
Yentl (1983)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
A Jewish girl disguises herself as a boy to enter religious training. (133 mins.)
“ A total waste of Streisand's time and talent! ” - wilson-bruce
 
8.
Walk Don't Run (1966)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
During the housing shortage of the Summer Olympic Games in 1964, two men and a woman share a small apartment in Tokyo, and the older man soon starts playing Cupid to the younger pair. (114 mins.)
Director: Charles Walters
“ A piss-poor swan song for Grant! ” - wilson-bruce
 
9.
The Green Berets (1968)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
Col. Mike Kirby picks two teams of crack Green Berets for a mission in South Vietnam. First off is to build and control a camp that is trying to be taken by the enemy the second mission is to kidnap a North Vietnamese General. (142 mins.)
“ Another Wayne clunker! ” - wilson-bruce
 
10.
Darkman (1990)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
A brilliant scientist left for dead returns to exact revenge on the people who burned him alive. (96 mins.)
Director: Sam Raimi
“ The one I hated to love, bad movie that was the 1st DVD I ever bought! ” - wilson-bruce
 
11.
Supergirl (1984)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.3/10 X  
After losing a powerful orb, Kara, Superman's cousin, comes to Earth to retrieve it and instead finds herself up against a wicked witch. (105 mins.)
Director: Jeannot Szwarc
“ A bad comic book adaptation, one of many! ” - wilson-bruce
 
12.
Grease 2 (1982)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.2/10 X  
An English student at a 1960s American high school has to prove himself to the leader of a girls' gang whose members can only date greasers. (115 mins.)
Director: Patricia Birch
“ At least Grease had characters you liked! This has NOTHING! ” - wilson-bruce
 
13.
Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
In November 1958, the American teenager Katey Miller moves with her parents and her younger sister to Havana... (86 mins.)
Director: Guy Ferland
“ Just TERRIBLE!! ” - wilson-bruce
 
14.
Rio Bravo (1959)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
A small-town sheriff in the American West enlists the help of a cripple, a drunk, and a young gunfighter in his efforts to hold in jail the brother of the local bad guy. (141 mins.)
Director: Howard Hawks
“ It ain't 'Eldorado' and Rick Nelson is no James Caan! ” - wilson-bruce
 
15.
Thunder Road (1958)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
A veteran comes home from the Korean War to the mountains and takes over the family moonshining business. He has to battle big-city gangsters who are trying to take over the business and the police who are trying to put him in prison. (92 mins.)
Director: Arthur Ripley
“ The only good thing about this movie, believe it or not, was Mitchum singing over the credits! ” - wilson-bruce
 
16.
Night Creatures (1962)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.9/10 X  
In 18th-century England, the Royal Crown sends Royal Navy Captain Collier and his crew to investigate reports of illegal smuggling and bootlegging in a coastal town where locals believe in Marsh Phantoms. (82 mins.)
“ Russell Thorndyke was turning over in his grave when Hammer made this travesty of the Reverend Dr Christopher Syn, alias 'the Scarecrow', alias Captain Clegg, the pirate!
See George Arliss's 'Doctor Syn' ” - wilson-bruce
 
17.
The Doors (1991)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.2/10 X  
The story of the famous and influential 1960s rock band The Doors and its lead singer and composer, Jim Morrison, from his days as a UCLA film student in Los Angeles, to his untimely death in Paris, France at age 27 in 1971. (140 mins.)
Director: Oliver Stone
“ Growing up in that era and seeing the Doors many times @ the 'Whiskey', who ever wrote this mess was never there! ” - wilson-bruce
 
18.
Five Million Years to Earth (1967)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.1/10 X  
A mysterious artifact is unearthed in London, and famous scientist Bernard Quatermass is called into to divine its origins and explain its strange effects on people. (97 mins.)
Director: Roy Ward Baker
“ Hammer's intellectual approach to Sci-Fi, just did not work! ” - wilson-bruce
 
19.
Fatal Beauty (1987)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
Rita Rizzoli is a narcotics police officer with a plethora of disguises. When a drug shipment is hijacked... (104 mins.)
Director: Tom Holland
“ Sam Elliott and Whoopi, come on!! ” - wilson-bruce
 
20.
My Mother the Car (1965 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.7/10 X  
The story of the relationship between a man and his mother, the latter having been reincarnated as a 1928 Porter automobile. (30 mins.)
“ The only TV Show on my list - it was bad! And I was in front of the TV every week! Wouldn't miss it!! ” - wilson-bruce