The Ultimate Guide of Actors to Avoid

by Wayne_is_better_than_Eastwood | created - 11 Mar 2011 | updated - 28 Jan 2017 | Public

This is an ordered list of actors who have no business on the screen. There are a lot of bad actors out there, from Ethan Hawke to Scarlett Johansson, and I am here to ensure everyone is aware of them. This list is designed to protect the souls of innocent film-goers worldwide.

Simply put, these actors are harbingers of destruction, indirectly responsible for the deaths of millions worldwide. If you wish to live a long and fruitful life, it is of utmost importance that this guide be taken seriously.

Avoid the following ALL costs.

1. Daniel Day-Lewis

Actor | There Will Be Blood

Born in London, England, Daniel Michael Blake Day-Lewis is the second child of Nicholas Blake, Poet Laureate of the U.K., and his second wife, actress Jill Balcon. His maternal grandfather was Sir Michael Balcon, an important figure in the history of British cinema and head of the famous Ealing ...

I never liked this guy, who is utterly lacking in chameleon-like qualities, but it was his hammed up performance as Daniel Plainview in There Will Be Blood that drove him to number 1 on this list.

2. Gene Hackman

Actor | The French Connection

Eugene Allen Hackman was born in San Bernardino, California, the son of Anna Lyda Elizabeth (Gray) and Eugene Ezra Hackman, who operated a newspaper printing press. He is of Pennsylvania Dutch (German), English, and Scottish ancestry, partly by way of Canada, where his mother was born. After ...

Gene Hackman is just that, a hack. This man never forgets to bring a machete to work, which he uses to butcher every movie he's ever been in. After he got his start playing the patron in The Royal Tenenbaums, Hackman became the laughing stock of the century.

3. Robert De Niro

Actor | Raging Bull

One of the greatest actors of all time, Robert De Niro was born on August 17, 1943 in Manhattan, New York City, to artists Virginia (Admiral) and Robert De Niro Sr. His paternal grandfather was of Italian descent, and his other ancestry is English, Dutch, German, French and Irish. He was trained at...

How this guy ever became an actor in the first place remains one of the greatest enigmas in cinematic history. His Keanu Reeves-esque portrayal of Tony Montana in Scarface is simply the worst performance of all time.

4. Tom Cruise

Actor | Top Gun

In 1976, if you had told fourteen year-old Franciscan seminary student Thomas Cruise Mapother IV that one day in the not too distant future he would be Tom Cruise, one of the top 100 movie stars of all time, he would have probably grinned and told you that his ambition was to join the priesthood. ...

Turning Tom Cruise from pathetic wannabe to talented thespian really is Mission: Impossible. Lost and confused, Cruise doesn't know what he's doing.

5. Dustin Hoffman

Actor | Rain Man

Dustin Lee Hoffman was born in Los Angeles, California, to Lillian (Gold) and Harry Hoffman, who was a furniture salesman and prop supervisor for Columbia Pictures. He was raised in a Jewish family (from Ukraine, Russia-Poland, and Romania). Hoffman graduated from Los Angeles High School in 1955, ...

Talk about a lack of devotion to his craft. At 5 feet, Hoffman takes the crown as worst short-ass ever to grace the silver screen. This guy made a career out of playing short dumb-asses who would have benefited from being played by different short-asses like Jake Lloyd.

6. Jack Nicholson

Actor | Chinatown

Jack Nicholson, an American actor, producer, director and screenwriter, is a three-time Academy Award winner and twelve-time nominee. Nicholson is also notable for being one of two actors - the other being Michael Caine - who have received Oscar nomination in every decade from the 1960s through the...

Jack "can't act" Nicholson suffers from a complete and utter lack of screen presence. This, added to his pitiful 6 year old girl acting abilities, just makes for an embarrassingly pathetic display.

7. Ashton Kutcher

Actor | That '70s Show

Christopher Ashton Kutcher was born on February 7, 1978 in Cedar Rapids, Iowa, to Diane (Finnegan), who was employed at Procter & Gamble, and Larry Kutcher, a factory worker. He has a fraternal twin brother, Michael, and a sister, Tausha. He is of Czech (father) and Irish, German, and Czech (mother...

Kelso trying out for big boy roles huh? Don't think so. Kutcher is playing 7 feet retards.

8. Katharine Hepburn

Actress | The Lion in Winter

Born May 12, 1907 in Hartford, Connecticut, she was the daughter of a doctor and a suffragette, both of whom always encouraged her to speak her mind, develop it fully, and exercise her body to its full potential. An athletic tomboy as a child, she was also very close to her brother, Tom, and was ...

With a voice that sounds like a thousand screaming corpses, I'm surprised not everyone has gouged their ears out by now. Her hideous masculine face is enough to emotionally scar a man for life.

9. Al Pacino

Actor | Serpico

One of the greatest actors in all of film history, Al Pacino established himself during one of film's greatest decades, the 1970s, and has become an enduring and iconic figure in the world of American movies.

Alfredo James Pacino was born on April 25, 1940, in the Bronx, New York, to an ...

Despite my suspicions that he suffers from erectile dysfunction, limp dick Pacino should strap on some 2 feet lifts so his head actually reaches the camera. Talk about an amateur.

10. Meryl Streep

Actress | Out of Africa

Considered by many critics to be the greatest living actress, Meryl Streep has been nominated for the Academy Award an astonishing 21 times, and has won it three times. Meryl was born Mary Louise Streep in 1949 in Summit, New Jersey, to Mary Wolf (Wilkinson), a commercial artist, and Harry William ...

16 Oscar nominations? That has to be the biggest joke the Academy has ever pulled, and they've pulled a lot of fast ones. Eastwood acted circles around her in The Bridges of Madison County, and he's not exactly a guy who knows how to act.

11. Clint Eastwood

Actor | Gran Torino

Clint Eastwood was born May 31, 1930 in San Francisco, the son of Clinton Eastwood Sr., a manufacturing executive for Georgia-Pacific Corporation, and Ruth Wood, a housewife turned IBM operator. He had a comfortable, middle-class upbringing in nearby Piedmont. At school Clint took interest in music...

With a career spanning over 50 years, he's got to hold the record for most failures in a lifetime. Every movie he's ever made, from The Good The Bad and The Ugly to The Departed, has been an absolute crapfest. Does this dude realize he's the laughing stock of the world?

12. Marlon Brando

Actor | Apocalypse Now

Marlon Brando is widely considered the greatest movie actor of all time, rivaled only by the more theatrically oriented Laurence Olivier in terms of esteem. Unlike Olivier, who preferred the stage to the screen, Brando concentrated his talents on movies after bidding the Broadway stage adieu in ...

Tall, dark, and handsome...that's about all this so-called "actor" has going for him. His fat-ass performance in The Score is what really ended his career.

13. John Wayne

Actor | True Grit

John Wayne was born Marion Robert Morrison in Iowa, to Mary Alberta (Brown) and Clyde Leonard Morrison, a pharmacist. He was of English, Ulster-Scots, and Irish ancestry.

Clyde developed a lung condition that required him to move his family from Iowa to the warmer climate of southern California, ...

Wayne has fooled people into thinking he's the biggest star of the century, when in reality he's the biggest joke of the century. With a beer gut that has been indelibly ingrained into the minds of billions of helpless civilians, Wayne's face (and gut) can still be seen in every shopping mall today.

14. Christian Bale

Actor | The Dark Knight

Christian Charles Philip Bale was born in Pembrokeshire, Wales, UK on January 30, 1974, to English parents Jennifer "Jenny" (James) and David Charles Howard Bale. His mother was a circus performer and his father, who was born in South Africa, was a commercial pilot. The family lived in different ...

His indifference to his craft shows...horribly. The Balehead has ushered in a new era of half-ass actors who think their pretty boy faces are worthy of Oscars.

15. Keanu Reeves

Actor | The Matrix

Keanu Charles Reeves, whose first name means "cool breeze over the mountains" in Hawaiian, was born September 2, 1964 in Beirut, Lebanon. He is the son of Patricia Taylor, a showgirl and costume designer, and Samuel Nowlin Reeves, a geologist. Keanu's father was born in Hawaii, of British, ...

His ridiculously over-the-top performances and eccentric characterizations earn him the record of biggest dumb-ass in film history. Sorry Keanu, your unconventional good looks can't save you now.

16. Kate Winslet

Actress | Titanic

Ask Kate Winslet what she likes about any of her characters, and the word "ballsy" is bound to pop up at least once. The British actress has made a point of eschewing straightforward pretty-girl parts in favor of more devilish damsels; as a result, she's built an eclectic resume that runs the gamut...

She may have fooled the Academy, but she sure ain't foolin' me. Kate Winslet has become very proficient at disguising her lack of talent by playing in critically acclaimed melodramas.

17. Audrey Hepburn

Actress | Breakfast at Tiffany's

Audrey Hepburn was born on May 4, 1929 in Ixelles, Brussels, Belgium. She was a blue-blood and a cosmopolitan from birth. Her mother, Baroness Ella Van Heemstra, was of a Dutch descent, and her father, Joseph Victor Anthony Hepburn-Ruston, was born in Úzice, Bohemia, and of an English and Austrian ...

The moment her face appeared on screen, Hollywood instantaneously plummeted to unprecedented new lows. Although it has almost recovered from this Hepburn shock, Hollywood still struggles to eliminate any memory of Audrey.

18. Channing Tatum

Actor | 21 Jump Street

Channing Tatum was born in a small town, Cullman, Alabama, 50 miles north of Birmingham. He is the son of Kay (Faust), an airline worker, and Glenn Matthew Tatum, who worked in construction. Growing up, he was full of energy and somewhat troublesome, so his parents decided to enroll him in ...

His unique acting style and unconventional charm has made him one of the biggest stars of today. However, his nonconformist persona and eccentric antics may be his downfall - I hope.

19. Robert Duvall

Actor | The Apostle

Veteran actor and director Robert Selden Duvall was born on January 5, 1931, in San Diego, CA, to Mildred Virginia (Hart), an amateur actress, and William Howard Duvall, a career military officer who later became an admiral. Duvall majored in drama at Principia College (Elsah, IL), then served a ...

Among the worst of his generation, Duvall has lasted surprisingly long considering the amount of box office flops and critical disasters under his belt. A short-ass, Duvall sucks.

20. Laurence Olivier

Actor | Rebecca

Laurence Olivier could speak William Shakespeare's lines as naturally as if he were "actually thinking them", said English playwright Charles Bennett, who met Olivier in 1927.

Laurence Kerr Olivier was born in Dorking, Surrey, England, to Agnes Louise (Crookenden) and Gerard Kerr Olivier, a High ...

He may have invented method acting, but that's no excuse for butchering every role you've ever played. I hear he also drove his wife to insanity, but that's what I'd expect from someone who can't even play a wax doll of himself convincingly.

21. Humphrey Bogart

Actor | Casablanca

Humphrey DeForest Bogart was born in New York City, New York, to Maud Humphrey, a famed magazine illustrator and suffragette, and Belmont DeForest Bogart, a moderately wealthy surgeon (who was secretly addicted to opium). Bogart was educated at Trinity School, NYC, and was sent to Phillips Academy ...

Despite the fact that he's under 5'10", Bogart carved out a successful career for himself, much to the dismay of anyone who's ever watched one of his flicks. If I had never heard his name or seen his face, I would be a much happier man.

22. James Franco

Actor | 127 Hours

Known for his breakthrough starring role on Freaks and Geeks (1999), James Franco was born April 19, 1978 in Palo Alto, California, to Betsy Franco, a writer, artist, and actress, and Douglas Eugene "Doug" Franco, who ran a Silicon Valley business. His mother is Jewish and his father was of ...

Probably the single biggest loser Hollywood has dished up in the last 50 years, Franco lives in an eternal state of confusion, blissfully unaware that he is an object of hatred and scorn the world over. I honestly don't think he understands anything that goes on around him.

23. Spencer Tracy

Actor | Guess Who's Coming to Dinner

Spencer Tracy was born four years after his brother Carroll to truck salesman John Edward and Caroline Brown Tracy. He attended Marquette Academy along with Pat O'Brien and the two left school to enlist in the Navy at the start of World War I. He was still at Norfolk Navy Yard in Virginia at the ...

Was this man ever young? He looked about 70 years old from 1930 to 1970. Not that it matters, because his career had already hit rock-bottom from the moment his wrinkly mug first appeared on screen.

24. Johnny Depp

Actor | Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

Johnny Depp is perhaps one of the most versatile actors of his day and age in Hollywood.

He was born John Christopher Depp II in Owensboro, Kentucky, on June 9, 1963, to Betty Sue (Wells), who worked as a waitress, and John Christopher Depp, a civil engineer.

Depp was raised in Florida. He dropped ...

Depp can play one type of role - himself. From What's Eating Gilbert Grape to Pirates of the Caribbean, Depp has played the exact same character in every movie he's ever been in. It's no wonder he's box office poison.

25. Cary Grant

Actor | North by Northwest

Once told by an interviewer, "Everybody would like to be Cary Grant", Grant is said to have replied, "So would I."

Cary Grant was born Archibald Alexander Leach on January 18, 1904 in Horfield, Bristol, England, to Elsie Maria (Kingdon) and Elias James Leach, who worked in a factory. His early years...

Bond's father isn't as suave as he thinks, nor can he act. With a cleft chin that became the terror of the century, Grant was able to intimidate his way to success.

26. Peter O'Toole

Actor | Lawrence of Arabia

A leading man of prodigious talents, Peter O'Toole was raised in Leeds, Yorkshire, England, the son of Constance Jane Eliot (Ferguson), a Scottish nurse, and Patrick Joseph O'Toole, an Irish metal plater, football player and racecourse bookmaker. Upon leaving school, he decided to become a ...

Not giving him an Oscar is possibly the only smart thing the Academy has ever done. Ever since his laughable debut in Lawrence of Arabia, O'Toole has consistently given the audience exactly what they expect of him - crap.

27. Bette Davis

Actress | All About Eve

Ruth Elizabeth Davis was born April 5, 1908, in Lowell, Massachusetts, to Ruth Augusta (Favor) and Harlow Morrell Davis, a patent attorney. Her parents divorced when she was 10. She and her sister were raised by their mother. Her early interest was dance. To Bette, dancers led a glamorous life, but...

Eternally haggard, chain-smoker Davis built her career off of playing whiny bitches who forgot to stop at acting school. "Bette Davis Eyes" are possibly the most repulsive thing I've ever seen on screen.

28. Ethan Hawke

Actor | Training Day

Ethan Green Hawke was born on November 6, 1970 in Austin, Texas, to Leslie Carole (Green), a charity worker, and James Steven Hawke, an insurance actuary. His parents were students at the University of Texas at the time but divorced when Ethan was 5 years old. His mother raised him alone for the ...

B-movie master Hawke knows how to get roles in small insignificant movies that have been swished around in a pile of *beep* before being plastered on a piece of damaged celluloid and thrown onto the big screen, if he's lucky.

29. George Clooney

Actor | Up in the Air

George Timothy Clooney was born on May 6, 1961, in Lexington, Kentucky, to Nina Bruce (née Warren), a former beauty pageant queen, and Nick Clooney, a former anchorman and television host (who was also the brother of singer Rosemary Clooney). He has Irish, English, and German ancestry. Clooney ...

This pretentious, self-proclaimed acting god seems to have forgotten that he, in fact, cannot act. Possibly the biggest douche in modern cinema, Clooney fails.

30. Gary Oldman

Actor | Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy

Gary Oldman is a talented English movie star and character actor, renowned for his "big" acting style. One of the most celebrated thespians of his generation, with a diverse career encompassing theatre, film and television, he is known for his roles as Sid Vicious in Sid and Nancy (1986), Drexl in ...

Possibly the most recognizable man in the industry, Oldman is one actor that must be avoided at all costs. His constant refusal to accept anything less than top billing is ridiculous, considering he sucks.

31. Jack Lemmon

Actor | The Apartment

Jack Lemmon was born in Newton, Massachusetts, to Mildred Burgess LaRue (Noel) and John Uhler Lemmon, Jr., the president of a doughnut company. His ancestry included Irish (from his paternal grandmother) and English. Jack attended Ward Elementary near his Newton, MA home. At age 9 he was sent to ...

In the style of DiCaprio, Lemmon was an Oscar baiting moron in complete denial of his immensely limited acting abilities. This guy's done it all, from melodrama to action scifi to comedy, albeit with no success.

32. Leonardo DiCaprio

Actor | Inception

Few actors in the world have had a career quite as diverse as Leonardo DiCaprio's. DiCaprio has gone from relatively humble beginnings, as a supporting cast member of the sitcom Growing Pains (1985) and low budget horror movies, such as Critters 3 (1991), to a major teenage heartthrob in the 1990s,...

Squinty-eyed Romeo has brought Hollywood many memorable disasters, from What's Eating Gilbert Grape to The Reader, all in his ruthless quest for the Oscar, which he will never win.

33. Paul Newman

Actor | The Hustler

Screen legend, superstar, and the man with the most famous blue eyes in movie history, Paul Leonard Newman was born on January 26, 1925, in Cleveland, Ohio, the second son of Theresa (Fetsko) and Arthur Sigmund Newman. Paul's father was Jewish, the son of emigrants from Poland and Hungary; he owned...

Over the course of his long career, Newman has managed to garner an obsessive cult-like following, but anyone who's ever watched one of his films knows better. His ridiculous attempt at playing a troubled teen in Rebel Without a Cause was simply disastrous.

34. Cate Blanchett

Actress | Carol

Cate Blanchett was born on May 14, 1969 in Melbourne, Victoria, Australia, to June (Gamble), an Australian teacher and property developer, and Robert DeWitt Blanchett, Jr., an American advertising executive, originally from Texas. She has an older brother and a younger sister. When she was ten ...

This androgynous puke fest called Blanchett hit it big playing a dude, and spat all over the legendary Bob Dylan's legacy just to push her own career forward. I will never watch her again.

35. Adam Sandler

Actor | The Waterboy

Adam Richard Sandler was born September 9, 1966 in Brooklyn, New York, to Judith (Levine), a teacher at a nursery school, and Stanley Alan Sandler, an electrical engineer. He is of Russian Jewish descent. At 17, he took his first step towards becoming a stand-up comedian when he spontaneously took ...

The so-called "Master of Drama" chooses to flex his dramatic chops in an abysmal string of comedy roles? What a waste. His true potential was evident in American Beauty, where he deservingly took home an Oscar for his acclaimed portrayal of Lester Burnham.

36. Kevin Spacey

Actor | The Usual Suspects

Kevin Spacey Fowler, better known by his stage name Kevin Spacey, is an American actor of screen and stage, film director, producer, screenwriter and singer. He began his career as a stage actor during the 1980s before obtaining supporting roles in film and television. He gained critical acclaim in...

His horrid performance as Lester Burnham in American Beauty nearly drove me to insanity, and his subsequent Oscar win nearly drove me to suicide. Spacey's hack job in this film will forever be a black mark on the annals of Hollywood history.

37. Gary Cooper

Actor | High Noon

Born to Alice Cooper and Charles Cooper (not in film business). Gary attended school at Dunstable school England, Helena Montana and Iowa College, Grinnell, Iowa. His first stage experience was during high school and college. Afterwards, he worked as an extra for one year before getting a part in a...

Vertically challenged Coop's constant failure to draw in a crowd eventually ended his career. However, he managed to squeeze in several horrid performances before he croaked. Coop will go down in history, forgotten.

38. Sissy Spacek

Actress | Coal Miner's Daughter

As a kid, Sissy Spacek climbed trees, rode horses, swam, and played in the woods. She was born Mary Elizabeth Spacek on December 25, 1949, in Quitman, Texas, to Virginia Frances (Spilman) and Edwin Arnold Spacek, Sr., a county agricultural agent. Her father's family was of Czech and German origin.


After destroying her own career by playing in Terrence Malick's notoriously irreparable Badlands, Spacek immediately got to work destroying Hollywood's credibility with her roles in Carrie and Coal Miner's Daughter. After her nearly 40 year career, it remains debatable whether Hollywood will ever truly recover.

39. Rock Hudson

Actor | Giant

Rock Hudson was born Roy Harold Scherer, Jr. in Winnetka, Illinois, to Katherine (Wood), a telephone operator, and Roy Harold Scherer, an auto mechanic. He was of German, Swiss-German, English, and Irish descent. His parents divorced when he was eight years old. He failed to obtain parts in school ...

Rock knew how to give audiences a show - with his shockingly abysmal acting. Whenever audiences thought his acting had hit rock bottom, it somehow carved its way through the rock, and then plummeted into an endless abyss. Now that's talent!

40. Brad Pitt

Actor | Mr. & Mrs. Smith

An actor and producer known as much for his versatility as he is for his handsome face, Golden Globe-winner Brad Pitt's most widely recognized role may be Tyler Durden in Fight Club (1999). However, his portrayals of Billy Beane in Moneyball (2011), and Rusty Ryan in the remake of Ocean's Eleven (...

The biggest star of today sucks. Aside from my beliefs that he barely scrapes 5 feet, Pitt manages to reap success off of unsuspecting innocent people who don't know any better. Pitt really sucks.

41. Charles Chaplin

Writer | The Great Dictator

Considered to be one of the most pivotal stars of the early days of Hollywood, Charlie Chaplin lived an interesting life both in his films and behind the camera. He is most recognized as an icon of the silent film era, often associated with his popular character, the Little Tramp; the man with the ...

Wayne may have been the joke of the century, but Chaplin was the joke of the silent era. With movies like Modern Times, The Gold Rush, and The General, Chaplin was able to carve out a successful career for himself - destroying everything he touched.

42. James Stewart

Actor | Vertigo

James Maitland Stewart was born on May 20, 1908 in Indiana, Pennsylvania, to Elizabeth Ruth (Johnson) and Alexander Maitland Stewart, who owned a hardware store. He was of Scottish, Ulster-Scots, and some English, descent. Stewart was educated at a local prep school, Mercersburg Academy, where he ...

It's A Wonderful Life, if you don't watch any Jimmy films. For nearly a century, James Stewart has annoyed audiences by consistently showing up on screen. This stocky dwarf-man is a twisted melding of no talent and no good movies.

43. Matt Damon

Actor | Good Will Hunting

Matthew Paige Damon was born on October 8, 1970, in Boston, Massachusetts, to Kent Damon, a stockbroker, realtor and tax preparer, and Nancy Carlsson-Paige, an early childhood education professor at Lesley University. Matt has an older brother, Kyle, a sculptor. His father was of English and ...

This irresistible charmer isn't nearly as bad as the other 91 blokes on my ordered list, simply because he is an extremely talented actor who consistently turns out quality work. Damon has yet to make a bad movie.

44. Henry Fonda

Actor | 12 Angry Men

Henry Jaynes Fonda was born in Grand Island, Nebraska, to Elma Herberta (Jaynes) and William Brace Fonda, who worked in advertising and printing. His recent ancestry included Dutch, English, and Scottish.

Fonda started his acting debut with the Omaha Community Playhouse, a local amateur theater ...

Really? Like for real? Whoever green-lighted this man's acting career needs to be shot...badly. Fonda has terrorized generations of audiences with his nightmarishly abysmal performances and awkward swagger. Considering he spawned two equally horrid offspring (Jane and Peter), it will still be a looooong time before any memory of the Fondas is purged from existence.

45. Mia Farrow

Actress | Rosemary's Baby

Mia Farrow is the daughter of the director John Farrow and the actress and Tarzan-girl Maureen O'Sullivan. She debuted at the movies in 1959 in very small roles. She was noticed for the first time in the film Rosemary's Baby (1968) by Roman Polanski. She showed her talent also on TV and at the ...

Her delightfully terrible performance in Rosemary's Baby has provided an eternal source of laughter and amusement for generations to come. The same can be said of her performance in Hannah and Her Sisters.

46. Marilyn Monroe

Actress | Some Like It Hot

Marilyn Monroe was an American actress, comedienne, singer, and model. She became one of the world's most enduring iconic figures and is remembered both for her winsome embodiment of the Hollywood sex symbol and her tragic personal and professional struggles within the film industry. Her life and ...

While certainly not as bad as the likes of Brando, De Niro, or Pacino, Marilyn could've greatly benefited from quitting acting before she even began. Her detestable curves have enchanted generations of ignorant film goers, but disgusted the more intellectual breed. This blonde delight is anything but.

47. Natalie Portman

Actress | Black Swan

Natalie Portman is the first person born in the 1980s to have won the Academy Award for Best Actress (for Black Swan (2010)).

Natalie was born Natalie Hershlag on June 9, 1981, in Jerusalem, Israel. She is the only child of Avner Hershlag, an Israeli-born doctor, and Shelley Stevens, an ...

I always thought Natalie was a reasonably decent actress - and then I saw Black Swan. This joke of a movie features Natalie actually growing black feathers out of her bosom - the Academy definitely pulled some fast ones this year. The fact that she was nominated for anything but a Razzie is simply out of this world.

48. Gregory Peck

Actor | To Kill a Mockingbird

Eldred Gregory Peck was born on April 5, 1916 in La Jolla, California, to Bernice Mary (Ayres) and Gregory Pearl Peck, a chemist and druggist in San Diego. He had Irish (from his paternal grandmother), English, and some German, ancestry. His parents divorced when he was five years old. An only ...

With a booming voice that led him to stardom (and destroyed every movie he was in), The Peckerhead is an experienced professional at reading scripts - and butchering them.

49. Will Smith

Music_department | The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

Willard Carroll "Will" Smith, Jr. (born September 25, 1968) is an American actor, comedian, producer, rapper, and songwriter. He has enjoyed success in television, film, and music. In April 2007, Newsweek called him "the most powerful actor in Hollywood". Smith has been nominated for five Golden ...

When watching Smith in films like The Pursuit of Happyness and Revolutionary Road, it's all too easy to mistake these tragic dramas for SNL skits, or even soap operas. With a taste for the theatrical, Smith does not know how to act.

50. Clark Gable

Actor | It Happened One Night

William Clark Gable was born on February 1, 1901 in Cadiz, Ohio, to Adeline (Hershelman) and William Henry Gable, an oil-well driller. He was of German, Irish, and Swiss-German descent. When he was seven months old, his mother died, and his father sent him to live with his maternal aunt and uncle ...

The King of Hollywood he is most certainly not. With performances that will rock your world (and ultimately destroy it), Gable has ruined the lives of millions, and while copies of his movies still exist, he will continue to do so.

51. Viggo Mortensen

Actor | The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

Since his screen debut as a young Amish Farmer in Peter Weir's Witness (1985), Viggo Mortensen's career has been marked by a steady string of well-rounded performances.

Mortensen was born in New York City, to Grace Gamble (Atkinson) and Viggo Peter Mortensen, Sr. His father was Danish, his mother was...

Possibly the greatest sex symbol ever conceived, Mort's comedic portrayal of Aragorn most probably turned Tolkien in his grave, and unless he is stopped, he will continue to ravage and piss all over everything he touches.

52. Buster Keaton

Actor | The General

Joseph Frank Keaton was born on October 4, 1895 in Piqua, Kansas, to Joe Keaton and Myra Keaton. Joe and Myra were Vaudevillian comedians with a popular, ever-changing variety act, giving Keaton an eclectic and interesting upbringing. In the earliest days on stage, they traveled with a medicine ...

Notorious for playing second fiddle to Chaplin in movies such as The General, The Great Dictator, and Sunset Boulevard, Keaton only served to perpetuate the atrocious quality of every film he was ever in. Completely horrid, he is not exactly my cup of tea.

53. Hugh Jackman

Actor | Les Misérables

Hugh Michael Jackman is an Australian actor, singer, multi-instrumentalist, dancer and producer. Jackman has won international recognition for his roles in major films, notably as superhero, period, and romance characters. He is best known for his long-running role as Wolverine in the X-Men film ...

Casting him as Wolverine is easily the dumbest thing Hollywood has ever done. A mindless brute, this goofy-looking ape has tried to shake off his savage persona by playing in overly complex art films that undoubtedly fly right over his head. What a joke.

54. James Cagney

Actor | Angels with Dirty Faces

One of Hollywood's preeminent male stars of all time, James Cagney was also an accomplished dancer and easily played light comedy. James Francis Cagney was born on the Lower East Side of Manhattan in New York City, to Carolyn (Nelson) and James Francis Cagney, Sr., who was a bartender and amateur ...

Cagney takes the crown as the second worst short-ass ever to grace the silver screen, second only to Hoffman himself. Short, dumb, and unable to act, Cagney needs to buy himself a swimming pool - and drown in it.

55. Michael Caine

Actor | The Prestige

Michael Caine was born Maurice Joseph Micklewhite in London, to Ellen Frances Marie (Burchell), a charlady, and Maurice Joseph Micklewhite, a fish-market porter. He left school at age 15 and took a series of working-class jobs before joining the British army and serving in Korea during the Korean ...

Caine could never act, yet 90 years after his cringe-worthy debut in Sleuth, he just keeps on coming. Now ancient, Caine is easily the most laughable actor to be born in the 19th century. From The Prestige to The Dark Knight, Caine has plagued cinema for nearly a millennium.

56. Cary Elwes

Actor | Saw

Cary Elwes was born in Westminster, London, England, the third son of interior designer/shipping heiress Tessa Georgina Kennedy and the late portrait painter Bede Evelyn Dominick Elwes. He is the brother of producer/agent Cassian Elwes and artist Damian Elwes. He was raised in London and attended ...

I really just don't see the point in him. We already have Omar Sharif, Jim Carrey, and Jack Davenport actively deteriorating cinema, why do we need this guy? Is he really necessary?

57. Sabu

Actor | Arabian Nights

Sabu Dastagir (or Selar Shaik Sabu, depending on your resource) was born on January 27, 1924, in the little town of Mysore, India, which is nestled in the jungles of Karapur. The son of an elephant driver (mahout) in service for the Maharajah of his town, the young stable boy learned responsibility...

After finally mustering up the courage to watch a movie starring a guy who calls himself "Sabu," I decided to give The Jungle Book a try. Boy was that a mistake. Since then, I've gone to unsuccessful measures to pretend he doesn't exist. May God have mercy on my soul.

58. Denzel Washington

Actor | Fences

Denzel Hayes Washington, Jr. was born on December 28, 1954 in Mount Vernon, New York. He is the middle of three children of a beautician mother, Lennis, from Georgia, and a Pentecostal minister father, Denzel Washington, Sr., from Virginia. After graduating from high school, Denzel enrolled at ...

This poor, misguided soul was sadly led to believe that he could act. Wrong. With flop after flop after flop, the fact that he's still in business truly is one of the wonders of the century. One can only cross their fingers and hope for the day his unparalleled failures will come crashing down on him.

59. Piers Morgan

Actor | Entourage

Piers Morgan was born on March 30, 1965 in Newick, East Sussex, England as Piers Stefan O'Meara. He is a producer and actor, known for Entourage (2015), Flight (2012) and The Campaign (2012). He has been married to Celia Walden since June 24, 2010. They have one child. He was previously married to ...

Everybody hates Piers Morgan.

60. Morgan Freeman

Actor | Se7en

With an authoritative voice and calm demeanor, this ever popular American actor has grown into one of the most respected figures in modern US cinema. Morgan was born on June 1, 1937 in Memphis, Tennessee, to Mayme Edna (Revere), a teacher, and Morgan Porterfield Freeman, a barber. The young Freeman...

After his so called "performance" in Batman Begins, it really isn't possible to take this guy seriously. A living fossil, Freeman has gone to great measures to ensure the destruction of his soul, and he has definitely earned it.

61. William Holden

Actor | Stalag 17

William Holden was born William Franklin Beedle, Jr. in O'Fallon, Illinois, to Mary Blanche (Ball), a schoolteacher, and William Franklin Beedle, Sr., an industrial chemist. He came from a wealthy family (the Beedles) that moved to Pasadena, California, when he was three. In 1937, while studying ...

With a knack for giving terrible performances in terrible movies, sub 6-footer Holden is the undisputed hack of the 50s. From the groundbreakingly awful Sabrina to the horrifying epic The Bridge on the River Kwai, Bill sure knows how to make a joke out of himself.

62. Bradley Cooper

Actor | Silver Linings Playbook

Bradley Charles Cooper was born on January 5, 1975 in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. His mother, Gloria (Campano), is of Italian descent, and worked for a local NBC station. His father, Charles John Cooper, who was of Irish descent, was a stockbroker. Immediately after Bradley graduated from the ...

Whoever let this speckled gecko through the gates of Hollywood should be shot. Not only is he a complete idiot, but his acting skills are comparable to a wounded iguana - just plain pathetic. If you like movies that aren't horrible, don't watch Bradley's movies. It's pretty simple.

63. Vivien Leigh

Actress | A Streetcar Named Desire

If a film were made of the life of Vivien Leigh, it would open in India just before World War I, where a successful British businessman could live like a prince. In the mountains above Calcutta, a little princess is born. Because of the outbreak of World War I, she is six years old the first time ...

This crackpot of an actress has become adept at emptying theaters the second she shows up on screen. Although light years ahead of hubby Olivier, Leigh is not to be taken seriously.

64. Martin Sheen

Actor | The Departed

Multiple Emmy- and Golden Globe-winner Martin Sheen is one of America's most celebrated, colorful, and accomplished actors. Moving flawlessly between artistic mediums, Sheen's acting range is striking.

Sheen was born Ramón Antonio Gerard Estevez in Dayton, Ohio, to Mary-Ann (Phelan), an Irish ...

The chief contributor to the horror fest that was Martin Sheen's career, Sheen has been officially hailed as the fruitcake of the century. James Dean 2.0 really has fooled himself if he thinks he can elevate from joke status to the level of true legend James Dean.

65. Rick Moranis

Actor | Spaceballs

Rick began his career as a radio DJ while he was still at high school which led to him writing, producing and being on air in his own show. He joined the Canadian TV series SCTV (1976) winning an Emmy for writing and portraying the character Bob McKenzie which became the basis for the film _Strange...

Constantly beat and tormented by his co-stars, Moranis just doesn't seem to take the hint. After enduring a gruesome beating by co-star John Candy on the set of Spaceballs, Moranis considered quitting. Sadly, he did not.

66. Alec Guinness

Actor | Star Wars

Alec Guinness was an English actor. He is known for his six collaborations with David Lean: Herbert Pocket in Great Expectations (1946), Fagin in Oliver Twist (1948), Col. Nicholson in The Bridge on the River Kwai (1957, for which he won the Academy Award for Best Actor), Prince Faisal in Lawrence ...

Luke's father seems to enjoy feeding crap to audiences. After witnessing his disgusting performance in Doctor Zhivago, I decided to devote my life to the destruction of Guinness's legacy, which isn't hard to do, considering he already did it himself.

67. Thomas Mitchell

Actor | Stagecoach

Thomas Mitchell was one of the great American character actors, whose credits read like a list of the greatest films of the 20th century: Lost Horizon (1937); Stagecoach (1939); The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1939); Mr. Smith Goes to Washington (1939); Gone with the Wind (1939); It's a Wonderful Life...

Known for destroying more classics than any other actor in history, Mitchell has left his piss scent on classics from Gone with the Wind to High Noon. Mitchell can sleep soundly knowing he was involved in more god-awful films than any other actor who ever lived.

68. Lauren Bacall

Actress | To Have and Have Not

Lauren Bacall was born Betty Joan Perske on September 16, 1924, in New York City. She is the daughter of Natalie Weinstein-Bacal, a Romanian Jewish immigrant, and William Perske, who was born in New Jersey, to Polish Jewish parents. Her family was middle-class, with her father working as a salesman...

Famous simply by association with Bogart, Miss Bacall has an unfortunate tendency to suck. With possibly the worst singing voice ever recorded, Bacall will go down in history as no more than Bogart's useless sidekick.

69. Robert Redford

Actor | All Is Lost

Charles Robert Redford, Jr. was born on August 18, 1936, in Santa Monica, California, to Martha (Hart), from Texas, and Charles Robert Redford, an accountant for Standard Oil, who was originally from Connecticut. He is of English, Scottish, Cornish, and Irish ancestry. Robert's mother died in 1955,...

While leagues above his unfortunate costar Paul Newman, Redford certainly has a thing or two to learn about acting. His impressive portfolio of horrid performances has been a constant reminder to fans as to why they avoid his movies - at all costs.

70. James Dean

Actor | East of Eden

James Byron Dean was born February 8, 1931 in Marion, Indiana, to Mildred Marie (Wilson) and Winton A. Dean, a farmer turned dental technician. His mother died when Dean was nine, and he was subsequently raised on a farm by his aunt and uncle in Fairmount, Indiana. After grade school, he moved to ...

B-acting legend James Dean, the notorious flop-master of the 50s, died of a car accident at the age of 24, preventing him from further damaging his legacy. Reeking of failure from all sides, Dean's unprecedented sexual erotica is not enough to redeem him.

71. Sidney Poitier

Actor | In the Heat of the Night

A native of Cat Island, The Bahamas (though born in Miami during a mainland visit by his parents), Poitier grew up in poverty as the son of farmers Evelyn (Outten) and Reginald James Poitier, who also drove a cab. He had little formal education and at the age of 15 was sent to Miami to live with ...

Poitier was the first African-American actor to win an Oscar - and among the most undeserving. His monotonous script recital in The Heat of the Night is enough to make a man question the meaning of the universe. He is probably the most talented actor ever - at fooling the Academy.

72. Russell Crowe

Actor | Les Misérables

Russell Ira Crowe was born in Wellington, New Zealand, to Jocelyn Yvonne (Wemyss) and John Alexander Crowe, both of whom catered movie sets. His maternal grandfather, Stanley Wemyss, was a cinematographer. Crowe's recent ancestry includes Welsh (where his paternal grandfather was born, in Wrexham),...

His performance in Gladiator was nothing short of a big Hollywood gag, and his Oscar for the role was simply a demonstration of the Academy's unyielding sense of humor.

73. Errol Flynn

Actor | The Adventures of Robin Hood

Errol Flynn was born to parents Theodore Flynn, a respected biologist, and Marrelle Young, an adventurous young woman. Young Flynn was a rambunctious child who could be counted on to find trouble. Errol managed to have himself thrown out of every school he was enrolled in. In his late teens he set ...

A clown, this joke in tights has spawned innumerable horrendous buffoons, such as Cary Elwes, Kevin Costner, and of course the infamous Russell Crowe. For a man who advocated stealing from the rich and giving to the poor, Flynn sure knew how to screw people out of their money.

74. Jodie Foster

Actress | The Silence of the Lambs

Alicia Christian Foster was born in Los Angeles on November 19, 1962. She is the daughter of Evelyn Ella "Brandy" (Almond) and Lucius Fisher Foster III, an Air Force lieutenant colonel and later real estate broker. Brandy had filed for divorce in 1959 after having three children with Lucius, but ...

Her career peaked with The Silence of the Lambs - possibly the most awful movie I have ever seen. Amazingly, after her mind-bendingly horrific debut in Taxi Driver, Foster still manages to sink to new lows, simply by continuing to appear in movies.

75. Jane Darwell

Actress | The Grapes of Wrath

Missouri-born Jane Darwell was the daughter of a railroad president and grew up on a ranch in Missouri. She nursed ambitions to be an opera singer, but put it off because of her father's disapproval (she eventually changed her name to Darwell from the family name of Woodward so as not to "sully" ...

Throughout her laughable career, Big Body Darwell insisted that her weight did not hamper her acting talents. One can never be certain, because she never lost any weight, and her acting never improved.

76. Grace Kelly

Actress | Rear Window

On November 12, 1929, Grace Patricia Kelly was born in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania to wealthy parents. Her girlhood was uneventful for the most part, but one of the things she desired was to become an actress which she had decided on at an early age. After her high school graduation in 1947, Grace ...

Grace Kelly was a smart lady. She knew when she had tormented audiences enough, and at a young age made a hasty escape to Monaco where she terrorized audiences in a more subtle manner, simply by the knowledge that she was out there. Beware of movies like Rear Window and High Noon, where her demented portrayals of the icy blonde are not for the faint of heart.

77. Bill Murray

Actor | Lost in Translation

Bill Murray is an American actor, comedian, and writer. The fifth of nine children, he was born William James Murray in Wilmette, Illinois, to Lucille (Collins), a mailroom clerk, and Edward Joseph Murray II, who sold lumber. He is of Irish descent. Among his siblings are actors Brian Doyle-Murray, ...

With a mug that scarred a generation, the ugliest man in Hollywood has yet to realize he has no business on screen. It was his grotesque turns in Groundhog Day and Lost in Translation that kept me up at night when I was a child.

78. Liam Hemsworth

Actor | The Hunger Games

Liam Hemsworth was born on January 13, 1990, in Melbourne, Australia, and is the younger brother of actors Chris Hemsworth and Luke Hemsworth. He is the son of Leonie (van Os), a teacher of English, and Craig Hemsworth, a social-services counselor. He is of Dutch (from his immigrant maternal ...

Because God knows one wasn't enough, He decides to grace us with Brother Liam, a stumbling oaf who seems to be generally clueless. Steer clear.

79. Eddie Murphy

Actor | The Nutty Professor

Edward Regan Murphy was born April 3, 1961 in Brooklyn, New York, to Lillian (Laney), a telephone operator, and Charles Edward Murphy, a transit police officer who was also an amateur comedian and actor. After his father died, his mother married Vernon Lynch, a foreman at a Breyer's Ice Cream plant...

Murphy really dropped the ball with his failed attempt at playing an African-American hit-man in the sacrilegious catastrophe Beverly Hills Cop II. Since then, he has successfully maintained a career as a one-man wrecking crew until he died a sad and broken man at the age of 46. To everyone's dismay, the last part of that statement is not true.

80. Ingrid Bergman

Actress | Notorious

Ingrid Bergman was one of the greatest actresses from Hollywood's lamented Golden Era. Her natural and unpretentious beauty and her immense acting talent made her one of the most celebrated figures in the history of American cinema. Bergman is also one of the most Oscar-awarded actresses, tied with ...

When Ingrid hit the big screen as Ilsa in the embarrassing spectacle that was Casablanca, audiences really didn't know what they were in for. Lost and without direction, bewildered viewers were forced to scramble to safety in order to save themselves from the piercing horridness that was Bergman.

81. Lillian Gish

Actress | The Night of the Hunter

Lillian Diana Gish was born on October 14, 1893 in Springfield, Ohio. Her father James Lee Gish was an alcoholic who caroused around, was rarely at home and left the family to more or less to fend for themselves. To help make ends meet, Lillian, her sister Dorothy Gish and their mother Mary Gish ...

The predecessor to thousands of atrocious actresses to come, ill-fated Gish is the one that started it all. The so-called bane of the silent era, she resorted to witchcraft and sorcery in order to fool audiences into seeing her low-budget catastrophes.

82. Paul Bettany

Actor | Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World

Paul Bettany was born in Harlesden, London, England, into a theatre family. His father, Thane Bettany, died in 2015 but his mother, Anne Kettle, has retired from acting. His maternal grandmother, Olga Gwynne (her maiden and stage name), was a successful actress, while his maternal grandfather, ...

Paul who? Seriously, this guy should just stop. It's not like anybody knows who he is, let alone likes him.

83. Tom Hanks

Producer | Cast Away

Thomas Jeffrey Hanks was born in Concord, California, to Janet Marylyn (Frager), a hospital worker, and Amos Mefford Hanks, an itinerant cook. His mother's family, originally surnamed "Fraga", was entirely Portuguese, while his father was of mostly English ancestry. Tom grew up in what he has ...

This hapless poser has been running a muck in Hollywood for over two decades. Even today, the appearance of his producing credit at the end of a movie is a reminder to the viewer as to why what they just watched was an inexcusable disaster.

84. Scarlett Johansson

Actress | Her

Scarlett Johansson was born in New York City. Her mother, Melanie Sloan, is from a Jewish family from the Bronx, and her father, Karsten Johansson, is a Danish-born architect, from Copenhagen. She has a sister, Vanessa Johansson, who is also an actress, a brother, Adrian, a twin brother, Hunter ...

After her cataclysmic performance in Woody Allen's latest joke Vicky Christina Barcelona, I assumed she was done for. Turns out I was wrong. She is still actively wreaking havoc in Hollywood in sub-par films like The Prestige and Iron Man 2.

85. Javier Bardem

Actor | Skyfall

Javier Bardem is the youngest member of a family of actors that has been making films since the early days of Spanish cinema.

He was born in Las Palmas de Gran Canaria, Spain, to actress Pilar Bardem (María del Pilar Bardem Muñoz) and businessman José Carlos Encinas Doussinague. His maternal ...

This masculine man-joke isn't fooling anyone - except the Academy. From No Country for Old Men to Vicky Christina Barcelona, Bardem has been successful in nothing but failure.

86. John Candy

Actor | Planes, Trains & Automobiles

Candy was one of Canada's greatest and funniest character actors. His well-known role as the big hearted buffoon earned him classics in Uncle Buck (1989) and Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987). His career has handed him some dry spells but Candy always rebounded.

Born in Newmarket, Ontario, in ...

With enough screen presence to block out the camera, Candy was the fat-ass's Steve Martin. His insistence on appearing in movies may have been the biggest mistake made by anyone in the history of the world.

87. Chris Hemsworth

Actor | The Avengers

Chris Hemsworth was born in Melbourne, Australia, to Leonie (van Os), a teacher of English, and Craig Hemsworth, a social-services counselor. His brothers are actors Liam Hemsworth and Luke Hemsworth. He is of Dutch (from his immigrant maternal grandfather), Irish, English, Scottish, and German ...

The day this guy galloped into Hollywood was the day I stopped hoping for a brighter future for my kids. His ruthless Hollywood conquests and uncivilized baboonery is the stuff of nightmares.

88. Ben Stiller

Producer | Zoolander

Benjamin Edward Meara Stiller was born on November 30, 1965, in New York City, New York, to legendary comedians Jerry Stiller and Anne Meara. His father is of Austrian Jewish and Polish Jewish descent, and his mother was of Irish ancestry (she converted to Judaism).

It's not surprising that Ben has ...

The latest Hollywood prank, this cinematic monstrosity suffers from a severe shortage of height...and acting skills. Forever in his father's shadow, Ben Stillsucks actually is a wonderful comedian...because the whole world is laughing at him.

89. Shirley MacLaine

Actress | Terms of Endearment

Shirley MacLaine was born Shirley MacLean Beaty in Richmond, Virginia. Her mother, Kathlyn Corinne (MacLean), was a drama teacher from Nova Scotia, Canada, and her father, Ira Owens Beaty, a professor of psychology and real estate agent, was from Virginia. Her brother, Warren Beatty, was born on ...

My grandma loves Paul Newman, so I bought her Cat On A Hot Tin Roof for her birthday. However, as soon as MacLaine opened her yapper my poor grandma had a stroke and is now in critical condition.

90. Samuel L. Jackson

Actor | Pulp Fiction

Samuel L. Jackson is an American producer and highly prolific actor, having appeared in over 100 films, including Die Hard with a Vengeance (1995), Unbreakable (2000), Shaft (2000), Formula 51 (2001), Black Snake Moan (2006), Snakes on a Plane (2006), and the Star Wars prequel trilogy (1999-2005), ...

Five-time winner of the Gay-Ass Film Festival Award, Happy Sam is the go-to guy for anyone who wants to turn a quality movie into a hopeless abomination. It is his movies, not Global Warming, that will ultimately bring about the destruction of the earth.

91. Richard Burton

Actor | Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?

Probably more frequently remembered for his turbulent personal life and multiple marriages, Richard Burton was nonetheless regarded as one of the great British actors of the post-WWII period.

Burton was born Richard Walter Jenkins in Pontrhydyfen, Wales, to Edith Maude (Thomas) and Richard Walter ...

Tearing down Hollywood movie by movie, Burton is the physical manifestation of everything that is wrong with film. He has mutilated dozens of movies in his quest for Hollywood destruction, and while any memory of him still exists, no movie will ever truly be safe.

92. Robert Mitchum

Actor | Out of the Past

Robert Mitchum was an underrated American leading man of enormous ability, who sublimated his talents beneath an air of disinterest. He was born in Bridgeport, Connecticut, to Ann Harriet (Gunderson), a Norwegian immigrant, and James Thomas Mitchum, a shipyard/railroad worker. His father died in a ...

Often mistaken for the real-life Frankenstein monster, it comes as no surprise that "Ugly Bobby" Mitchum found his greatest success playing unsightly villains in ridiculous Hollywood pranks like The Night of the Hunter and Cape Fear. The Hephaestus of Hollywood, it's quite apparent that Mitchum spent most of his life apologizing to costars for being so difficult to look at.

93. Rudolph Valentino

Actor | The Sheik

Hollywood's original Latin Lover, a term that was invented for Rudolph Valentino by Hollywood moguls. Alla Nazimova's friend,Natacha Rambova (nee Winifred Hudnut) became romantically involved with Rudy and they lived together in her bungalow, from 1921 (during the filming of Camille) until they ...

Annoying, untalented, and just plain wrong, Valentino seemed bent on destroying the credibility of the Arab race, as demonstrated by his twisted (and seemingly mute) portrayal of an Arab prince in the perverted nightmare known as "The Sheik." Almost as vulgar and obscene as the films he plays in, "Crude Rudy" isn't exactly a prude.

94. Robert Downey Jr.

Actor | Iron Man

Robert Downey Jr. has evolved into one of the most respected actors in Hollywood. With an amazing list of credits to his name, he has managed to stay new and fresh even after over four decades in the business.

Downey was born April 4, 1965 in Manhattan, New York, the son of writer, director and ...

Nothing and nobody is sacred to the angry and volatile Robert Downey Jr., who is responsible for mutilating the legacies of many once-beloved characters, including Iron Man, Sherlock Holmes, and of course the late and great Charles Chaplin. Unstable and overcompensating, Downey Jr. somehow manages to continue pulling in audiences despite his indecipherable speech patterns, distracting hairstyle, and unfortunate lack of height.

95. Mila Kunis

Actress | Black Swan

Mila Kunis was born Milena Markovna Kunis to a Jewish family in Chernivtsi, Ukraine, USSR (now independent Ukraine). Her mother, Elvira, is a physics teacher, her father, Mark Kunis, is a mechanical engineer, and she has an older brother named Michael. Her family moved to Los Angeles, California, ...

When Jackie Burkhart gets a role in Black Swan, you really lose hope for humanity. With a voice that sounds like a cheese grater on a chalkboard, this ditsy diva really needs to consider a career change.

96. Jennifer Lawrence

Actress | The Hunger Games

The highest-paid actress in the world, with her films grossing over $5.5 billion worldwide, Jennifer Lawrence is often cited as the most successful actor of her generation. She is thus far the only person born in the 1990s to have won an acting Oscar.

Jennifer Shrader Lawrence was born August 15, ...

Generally regarded to be the Anti-Christ, JLaw is proficient in giving confusingly bad performances in confusingly bad films, and then receiving Oscars for said performances. She is an enigma that will forever leave us questioning everything we think we know about the world.

97. Anne Hathaway

Actress | Les Misérables

Anne Jacqueline Hathaway was born in Brooklyn, New York, to Kate McCauley Hathaway, an actress, and Gerald T. Hathaway, a lawyer, both originally from Philadelphia. She is of mostly Irish descent, along with English, German, and French. Her first major role came in the short-lived television series ...

The happy-go-lucky Anne Hathaway really seems to enjoy testing the limits of society's tolerance. First by appearing on screen, then by continuing to appear in movies, and now by ravaging Nolan's severely overrated Batman films, Hathaway continues to aggravate and annoy the already frustrated movie-going audience, and it seems she will not stop until our breaking point is reached.

98. Kermit the Frog

Soundtrack | Paul Williams Still Alive

Kermit the Frog is an actor, known for Paul Williams Still Alive (2011), Happy Birthday, Bob! (1983) and Sam and Friends (1955).

I couldn't sit through his bizarre rendition of Bob Cratchit without my trusty gag bag, and after discovering that Disney is releasing an all-new muppets movie I nearly checked myself into a looney bin. Greener than my grandma's vegetable garden, this scrawny chunk of apple-flavored feces is long overdue for an early retirement.

99. Tyrone Power

Actor | Witness for the Prosecution

Tyrone Power was one of the great romantic swashbuckling stars of the mid-twentieth century, and the third Tyrone Power of four in a famed acting dynasty reaching back to the eighteenth century. His great-grandfather was the first Tyrone Power (1795-1841), a famed Irish comedian. His father, known ...

More commonly known as The Poor Man's Errol Flynn, Errol Flynn 2.0, The Shadow of Errol Flynn, Errol Flynn Beta, Errol Flynn Jr., The Flynn-twin, or simply Errol Flynn, the insignificant "Tyrone Power" serves as no more than an extension of...Errol Flynn. Not surprisingly, it comes as a shock to many when they find out that the original Zorro was in fact not Errol Flynn, but a whole different guy entirely (well, sort of).

100. Seth Rogen

Actor | This Is the End

An actor, comedian and writer, Seth Rogen has come a long way from doing stand-up comedy as a teen.

Rogen was born in Vancouver, British Columbia, to Sandy (Belogus), a social worker, and Mark Rogen, who worked for non-profits. His father is American-born and his mother is Canadian. He is of Russian...

The Quintessential dufus, Seth "Jewish" Rogen seems quite content in harassing audiences with his annoying Jew-fro, pointless horn-rimmed glasses and a maddening laugh that just makes you want to end it all. Unless we a as a people stand up and say "enough," we're most likely in for another 20 years of ridiculous Rogen hysterics.