Bad Movie Fiends (BMFcast) Movies

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1.
The Wicker Man (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
A sheriff investigating the disappearance of a young girl from a small island discovers there's a larger mystery to solve among the island's secretive, neo-pagan community. (102 mins.)
Director: Neil LaBute
“ Episode 1! - 2001 A Bear Suit Odyssey ” - BMFcast
 
2.
Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky (1991)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.1/10 X  
A young man with superhuman strength is incarcerated at a prison run by corrupt officials and seeks to use his martial arts to clean up the system. (91 mins.)
Director: Simon Nam
“ Episode 2! - Oh Riki You Punch My Mind ” - BMFcast
 
3.
10,000 BC (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
A prehistoric epic that follows a young mammoth hunter's journey through uncharted territory to secure the future of his tribe. (109 mins.)
Director: Roland Emmerich
“ Episode 3! - Kicking it Old School ” - BMFcast
 
4.
The Fantastic Four (1994)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.9/10 X  
In this Marvel Comic adaption, four astronauts get bombarded with cosmic rays when an accident occurs... (90 mins.)
Director: Oley Sassone
“ Episode 4! - Fourtastic

Yup, see what we did there? ” - BMFcast
 
5.
Southland Tales (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
During a three day heat wave just before a huge 4th of July celebration, an action star stricken with amnesia meets up with a porn star who is developing her own reality TV project, and a policeman who holds the key to a vast conspiracy. (145 mins.)
Director: Richard Kelly
“ Episode 5! - Bringing Sexy Back For Store Credit ” - BMFcast
 
6.
Robot Jox (1989)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
It is post-World War III. War is outlawed. In its place, are matches between large Robots called Robot Jox... (85 mins.)
Director: Stuart Gordon
“ Episode 6! - Raising the B.A.R.
Episode 6HD! - Remastered with better sound and some "best of" clips in the second half!

Our favorite movie of all time and the basis for our positive rating system. ” - BMFcast
 
7.
Stealth (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
Deeply ensconced in a top-secret military program, three pilots struggle to bring an artificial intelligence program under control before it initiates the next world war. (121 mins.)
Director: Rob Cohen
“ Episode 7! - Welcome to Alaska! ” - BMFcast
 
8.
Hudson Hawk (1991)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
A cat burglar is forced to steal Da Vinci works of art for a world domination plot. (100 mins.)
Director: Michael Lehmann
“ Episode 8! - Outaken

Released out of sequence, after episode 12. Outtake bloopers were used for the second half. ” - BMFcast
 
9.
The Spirit (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
Rookie cop Denny Colt returns from the beyond as The Spirit, a hero whose mission is to fight against the bad forces in Central City. (103 mins.)
Director: Frank Miller
“ Episode 9! - The Search for 8 ” - BMFcast
 
10.
Navy Seals (1990)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
During a rescue mission, a Navy Seals team discover that a newly formed terrorist group have access to deadly US built Stinger missiles, and set out to locate and destroy them. (113 mins.)
Director: Lewis Teague
“ Episode 10! - Why the face? ” - BMFcast
 
11.
Cyborg (1989)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
A martial artist hunts a killer in a plague-infested urban dump of the future. (86 mins.)
Director: Albert Pyun
“ Episode 11! - Van Dammeborg ” - BMFcast
 
12.
Twilight (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
A teenage girl risks everything when she falls in love with a vampire. (122 mins.)
“ Episode 12! - Not So Fresh Feeling
Episode 12HD! - Remastered with better sound!

The basis for our negative rating system, Bags. Yup, it's short for what you think it's short for. ” - BMFcast
 
13.
Lone Wolf McQuade (1983)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
The archetypical renegade Texas Ranger wages war against a drug kingpin with automatic weapons, his... (107 mins.)
Director: Steve Carver
“ Episode 13! - Lone Wolves ” - BMFcast
 
14.
Fortress (1992)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
A futuristic prison movie. Protagonist and wife are nabbed at a future US emigration point with an illegal baby during population control... (95 mins.)
Director: Stuart Gordon
“ Episode 14! - Full House

Guest starring TStrel. ” - BMFcast
 
15.
Torque (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.0/10 X  
Biker Cary Ford is framed by an old rival and biker gang leader for the murder of another gang member who happens to be the brother of Trey (Ice Cube)... (84 mins.)
Director: Joseph Kahn
“ Episode 15! - D.O.X.

Guest starring TStrel. ” - BMFcast
 
16.
Vampyros Lesbos (1971)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
An erotic horror tale about a vixen vampiress seducing and killing women to appease her insatiable thirst for female blood. (89 mins.)
Director: Franco Manera
“ Episode 16! - Clowndo

Guest starring TStrel. ” - BMFcast
 
17.
I Come in Peace (1990)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
Jack Caine (Dolph Lundgren) is a Houston vice cop who's forgotten the rule book. His self-appointed... (91 mins.)
Director: Craig R. Baxley
“ Episode 17! - Radios Tuned to KILL

Our second unanimous 5 Jox movie. ” - BMFcast
 
18.
Weekend at Bernie's II (1993)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
Larry and Richard use a voodoo-revived corpse to track down hidden money to clear their names. (97 mins.)
Director: Robert Klane
“ Episode 18! - Dancing Zombie Shark Attack

Guest starring Tobias. ” - BMFcast
 
19.
Sinbad of the Seven Seas (1989)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.3/10 X  
Sinbad and his shipmates aid a young prince, who must battle an evil wizard to gain the hand of a beautiful princess. (93 mins.)
“ Episode 19! - Pungeon

Guest starring TStrel. ” - BMFcast
 
20.
Tyrone (1999)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.5/10 X  
Josh and Sam hit the road for one wild trip in this action-packed comedy. On the way from Washington... (92 mins.)
“ Episode 20! - Saab Story

Recommended to us by star Ethan Suplee. Guest starring TStrel. ” - BMFcast
 
21.
Raptor Island (2004 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.5/10 X  
A team of terrorist-fighting Naval officers in the South China Sea finds their struggle against the... (89 mins.)
Director: Stanley Isaacs
“ A movie so boring and forgettable that we recorded an entire podcast and ended up throwing it away since it ended up just about as boring and forgettable. ” - BMFcast
 
22.
Cobra (1986)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
A tough-on-crime street cop must protect the only surviving witness to a strange murderous cult with far reaching plans. (87 mins.)
“ Episode 21! - You Gotta Have Faith ” - BMFcast
 
23.
Ninja Terminator (1985)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
Three martial-arts students search for the Golden Ninja Warrior, a statue reputed to have magic powers. (88 mins.)
Director: Godfrey Ho
“ Episode 22! - Pirate This ” - BMFcast
 
24.
Cool as Ice (1991)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.8/10 X  
A rap-oriented remake of "The Wild One", with heavy emphasis on the fact that rap star Vanilla Ice has assumed the Marlon Brando role. (91 mins.)
Director: David Kellogg
“ Episode 23! - Straight Chillin ” - BMFcast
 
25.
The Quick and the Undead (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.7/10 X  
Eighty-two years ago a viral outbreak turned three quarters of the world population into the walking dead. Now, Bounty Hunters are humanity's only salvation. (80 mins.)
Director: Gerald Nott
“ Episode 24! - The Slow and the Unwatchable

Guest starring Zark. ” - BMFcast
 
26.
Black Dog (1998)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
An ex-con takes a job driving a truck cross country. What he doesn't know is that the truck is filled... (89 mins.)
Director: Kevin Hooks
“ Episode 25! - Swayzed

In honor of the man, the myth, the legend, the Swayze. ” - BMFcast
 
27.
Battlefield Earth (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.4/10 X  
After enslavement and near extermination by an alien race in the year 3000, humanity begins to fight back. (118 mins.)
Director: Roger Christian
“ Episode 26! - 6monthstravaganza

We celebrated 6 months of podcasting by watching... This. ” - BMFcast
 
28.
Final Voyage (1999)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.1/10 X  
This is the story of a modern day pirate mad man and his crew of 8, searching for fortune on a cruise ship but a small group of passengers fight back. (95 mins.)
Director: Jay Andrews
“ Episode 27! - On A B*** ” - BMFcast
 
29.
Robot Holocaust (1986)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.1/10 X  
A highly unlikely band of heroes traverses a post-apocalyptic wasteland to rescue a scientist from the tyrannical Dark One and his army of robots. (79 mins.)
Director: Tim Kincaid
“ Episode 28! - Boogaloo ” - BMFcast
 
30.
Prom Night (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.9/10 X  
Donna's senior prom is supposed to be the best night of her life, though a sadistic killer from her past has different plans for her and her friends. (88 mins.)
“ Episode 29, Part 1! - Completely Inappropriate

First half of our Halloween double-feature. Guest starring TStrel. ” - BMFcast
 
31.
Dumpster Baby (2000 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.5/10 X  
A strung out drug addict gives birth to a pre-mature crack baby and abandons it in a nearby alley. Left for dead, the baby begins a surreal journey as it encounters a wide array of bizarre characters. (80 mins.)
“ Episode 29, Part 2! - Completely Inappropriate

Second half of our Halloween double-feature. We will note, this is the first movie ever that we couldn't finish. Guest starring TStrel. ” - BMFcast
 
32.
Paranormal Activity (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
After moving into a suburban home, a couple becomes increasingly disturbed by a nightly demonic presence. (86 mins.)
Director: Oren Peli
“ SpoilCast Episode 1!

Subject of our first SpoilCast, where we discuss not-necessarily-bad movies still in the theater with heavy spoilers. ” - BMFcast
 
33.
Kull the Conqueror (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
An barbarian warrior becomes a king when he defeats a king in armed combat and the king's heir conspire to overthrow him and reclaim the throne by resurrecting an evil sorceress. (95 mins.)
Director: John Nicolella
“ Episode 30! - Sorbo

Recommended by listener Max. ” - BMFcast
 
34.
Beer for My Horses (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
"Beer for My Horses" tells the story of two best friends that work together as deputies in a small town. The two defy the Sheriff and head off on an outrageous road trip to save the protagonist's girlfriend from drug lord kidnappers. (86 mins.)
Director: Michael Salomon
“ Episode 31! - Twang

This movie has Ted Nugent! Yes! Recommended by listener Brandon. ” - BMFcast
 
35.
Undefeatable (1993)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.1/10 X  
Kristi Jones (Cynthia Rothrock) avenges her sister's death at the hands of a crazed martial arts rapist. (90 mins.)
Director: Godfrey Hall
“ Episode 32! - Nitro Kick

Recommended by listener Ed. ” - BMFcast
 
36.
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.5/10 X  
The Martians kidnap Santa Claus because there is nobody on Mars to give their children presents. (81 mins.)
“ Episode 33! - BMFcast Holiday Special

Our first annual Christmas Special. Obviously. This episode we also crown our 2009 Golden Jox winner and discuss our best of the 2000s! ” - BMFcast
 
37.
Infra-Man (1975)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
Princess Dragon Mom and her mutant army have arisen, and only Inframan can stop them! (88 mins.)
Director: Shan Hua
“ Episode 34! - Inframation ” - BMFcast
 
38.
Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus (2009 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.5/10 X  
The California coast is terrorized by two enormous prehistoric sea creatures as they battle each other for supremacy of the sea. (88 mins.)
Director: Ace Hannah
“ Episode 35! - Mega Wise Vs The Comedian

Recommended by Heather, Ed and Silent Jen. Includes the original Ensign (yes, we know he's actually a helmsman), for whom The Ensign Award is named. ” - BMFcast
 
39.
Starcrash (1978)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.0/10 X  
An outlaw smuggler and her alien companion are recruited by the Emperor of the Galaxy to rescue his son and destroy a secret weapon by the evil Count Zarth Arn. (92 mins.)
Director: Lewis Coates
“ Episode 36! - Stella!! ” - BMFcast
 
40.
Road House 2: Last Call (2006 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.4/10 X  
While he's deep undercover in New York, DEA agent Shane Tanner, the son of a legendary cooler named Dalton... (86 mins.)
Director: Scott Ziehl
“ Episode 37! - Schaech ‘n Jake ” - BMFcast
 
41.
Split Second (1992)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
In a futuristic London, the rising sea levels mean that large areas are under feet of water. Hauer plays... (90 mins.)
Director: Tony Maylam
“ Episode 38! - Special

Our one-year anniversary special! All first anniversaries should be celebrated with a Rutger Hauer. ” - BMFcast
 
42.
Hot Tub Time Machine (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
A malfunctioning time machine at a ski resort takes a man back to 1986 with his two friends and nephew, where they must relive a fateful night and not change anything to make sure the nephew is born. (101 mins.)
Director: Steve Pink
“ SpoilCast Episode 2!

Subject of our second SpoilCast, where we discuss not-necessarily-bad movies still in the theater with heavy spoilers. ” - BMFcast
 
43.
The Room (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.5/10 X  
Johnny is a successful banker who lives happily in a San Francisco townhouse with his fiancée, Lisa. One day, inexplicably, she gets bored of him and decides to seduce Johnny's best friend, Mark. From there, nothing will be the same again. (99 mins.)
Director: Tommy Wiseau
“ Episode 39! - Hubris

You are tearing me apart!!! ” - BMFcast
 
44.
Omega Cop (1990)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.4/10 X  
In the future, a cop goes after a gang of slave traders. (87 mins.)
Director: Paul Kyriazi
“ Episode 40! - Omega Doo Wop

Another 5-jox winner, though not entirely unanimous. It's a long story. Recommended by listener UberBuck. ” - BMFcast
 
45.
The Happening (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
A science teacher, his wife, and a young girl struggle to survive a plague that causes those infected to commit suicide. (91 mins.)
“ Episode 41! - What’s the Buzz? ” - BMFcast
 
46.
Night of the Comet (1984)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
A comet wipes out most of life on Earth, leaving two Valley Girls to fight the evil types who survive. (95 mins.)
Director: Thom Eberhardt
“ Episode 42! - The Answer ” - BMFcast
 
47.
Arena (1989)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
A human becomes an unlikely rising star in the biggest fighting tournament in the galaxy that's dominated by alien species. (115 mins.)
Director: Peter Manoogian
“ Episode 43! - Steve

Another unanimous 5-jox winner. ” - BMFcast
 
48.
Iron Man 2 (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.0/10 X  
With the world now aware of his identity as Iron Man, Tony Stark must contend with both his declining health and a vengeful mad man with ties to his father's legacy. (124 mins.)
Director: Jon Favreau
“ SpoilCast Episode 3!

Subject of our third SpoilCast, where we discuss not-necessarily-bad movies still in the theater with heavy spoilers. ” - BMFcast
 
49.
Transmorphers (2007 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.7/10 X  
About a race of alien robots that have conquered Earth and forced humanity underground. After 400 years, a small group of humans develop a plan to defeat the mechanical invaders in the ultimate battle between man and machine. (86 mins.)
Director: Leigh Scott
“ Episode 44! - Robo Steamer ” - BMFcast
 
50.
Action U.S.A. (1989)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
After her boyfriend is murdered by the gangsters whose diamonds he stole, a girl is protected by two FBI agents who plan to keep her from sharing the same fate. (89 mins.)
Director: John Stewart
“ Episode 45! - Gratuitous Explosions ” - BMFcast
 
51.
Super Mario Bros. (1993)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.0/10 X  
Two Brooklyn plumbers, Mario and Luigi, must travel to another dimension to rescue a princess from the evil dictator King Koopa and stop him from taking over the world. (104 mins.)
“ Episode 46! - A Jump in the Hopper

We watched this in honor of Dennis Hopper. ” - BMFcast
 
52.
Spice World (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.3/10 X  
World famous pop group The Spice Girls zip around London in their luxurious double decker tour bus having various adventures and performing for their fans. (93 mins.)
Director: Bob Spiers
“ Episode 47! - Inclined Horticulture ” - BMFcast
 
53.
Troll 2 (1990)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.7/10 X  
A family vacationing in a small town discovers the entire town is inhabited by goblins in disguise as humans, who plan to eat them. (95 mins.)
Director: Drake Floyd
“ Episode 48! - Nilbog ” - BMFcast
 
54.
Rock 'n' Roll Nightmare (1987)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.2/10 X  
At an old farmhouse, a family mysteriously dissapears at the hands of evil. Years later, hair metal band The Tritons comes to the farmhouse... (83 mins.)
Director: John Fasano
“ Episode 49! - Thor ” - BMFcast
 
55.
No Holds Barred (1989)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.2/10 X  
Rip is the World Wrestling Federation champion who is faithful to his fans and the network he wrestles for... (93 mins.)
“ Episode 50, Part 1! - Action Explosion

First half of our 50th episode actionstravaganza! ” - BMFcast
 
56.
Over the Top (1987)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
Tough trucker Lincoln Hawk is determined to reconcile with his estranged son and win the world arm wrestling championship. (93 mins.)
Director: Menahem Golan
“ Episode 50, Part 2! - Action Explosion

Second half of our 50th episode actionstravaganza! Mike Hawk! ” - BMFcast
 
57.
Gymkata (1985)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.1/10 X  
Johnathan Cabot is a champion gymnast. In the tiny, yet savage, country of Parmistan, there is a perfect spot for a "star wars" site... (90 mins.)
Director: Robert Clouse
“ Episode 51! - Fan Service ” - BMFcast
 
58.
Dragon Wars: D-War (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
Based on the Korean legend, unknown creatures will return and devastate the planet. Reporter Ethan Kendrick is called in to investigate the matter... (90 mins.)
Director: Hyung-rae Shim
“ Episode 52! - Here Be Dragons ” - BMFcast
 
59.
The Garbage Pail Kids Movie (1987)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.7/10 X  
Dodger must confront the struggles of life as he is visited by the Garbage Pail Kids and intimidated by some older bullies. (100 mins.)
Director: Rod Amateau
“ Episode 53! - Rubbish ” - BMFcast
 
60.
Leviathan (1989)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
An American deep-sea mining colony stumbles upon a sunken Soviet vessel hiding a horrific secret. (98 mins.)
“ Episode 54! - Decompression ” - BMFcast
 
61.
Death Bed: The Bed That Eats (1977)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.5/10 X  
A bed possessed by a demon spirit consumes its users alive. (77 mins.)
Director: George Barry
“ Episode 55! - Def Bed Jam

First entry in Accidental Horror Month 2010. ” - BMFcast
 
62.
Night of the Demons (1988)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
A group of teens party at an abandoned funeral parlor on Halloween night. When an evil force awakens, demonic spirits keep them from leaving and turn their party into a living hell. (90 mins.)
Director: Kevin S. Tenney
“ Episode 56! - Boob Mold

Second entry in Accidental Horror Month 2010. ” - BMFcast
 
63.
Scarecrows (1988)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
Criminals hijack a plane and force the pilot and his daughter to fly them to Mexico. However, an unexpected landing finds them in a cemetery inhabited by killer scarecrows. (83 mins.)
Director: William Wesley
“ Episode 57! - The Ensign Award

Third entry in Accidental Horror Month 2010. ” - BMFcast
 
64.
Shock Waves (1977)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
Visitors to a remote island discover that a reclusive Nazi commandant has been breeding a group of Zombie soldiers. (85 mins.)
Director: Ken Wiederhorn
“ Episode 58! - Nuthugger

Fourth entry in Accidental Horror Month 2010. ” - BMFcast
 
65.
Re-Animator (1985)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.2/10 X  
A dedicated student at a medical college and his girlfriend become involved in bizarre experiments centering around the re-animation of dead tissue when an odd new student arrives on campus. (104 mins.)
Director: Stuart Gordon
“ Episode 59! - Bowelasso

Fifth and final entry in Accidental Horror Month 2010. ” - BMFcast
 
66.
Yor, the Hunter from the Future (1983)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.2/10 X  
A warrior seeks his true origins in a seemingly prehistoric wasteland. (88 mins.)
“ Episode 60! - Wrecker of Civilizations ” - BMFcast
 
67.
Hell Comes to Frogtown (1988)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
'Hell' is the name of the hero of the story. He's a prisoner of the women who now run the USA after a nuclear/biological war... (86 mins.)
“ Episode 61! - Dance of the Three Snakes

Rowdy Roddy Piper's first BMFcast appearance. How it took 61 episodes is a mystery to us, too. ” - BMFcast
 
68.
Karate Cop (1991)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.7/10 X  
John Travis is the last honest cop in a future dominated by terroristic martial-arts gangs who fight gladiator-style in arenas. (90 mins.)
Director: Alan Roberts
“ Episode 62! - Summer Teeth

First time we watched a sequel to a previous BMFcast movie, Omega Cop. ” - BMFcast
 
69.
Firehead (1991)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.9/10 X  
A government agent assigns a scientist to help one of his agents track down a Russian defector who is a cyborg... (88 mins.)
Director: Peter Yuval
“ Episode 63! - In Soviet Russia ” - BMFcast
 
70.
The Wizard (1989)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
A boy and his brother run away from home and hitch cross country with the help of a girl they meet to compete in the ultimate video game championship. (96 mins.)
Director: Todd Holland
“ Episode 64!!! - OMG! ” - BMFcast
 
71.
Jack Frost (1998)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
A father, who can't keep his promises, dies in a car accident. One year later, he returns as a snowman, who has the final chance to put things right with his son before he is gone forever. (101 mins.)
Director: Troy Miller
“ Episode 65! - Michael Keaton’s Fishing Yacht

The Second Annual BMFcast Christmas episode. Also starting a "5" episode trend of using celebrity names. Maybe. ” - BMFcast
 
72.
Six-String Samurai (1998)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
In the post-apocalyptic world of 1960s Nevada, a rock 'n' roll samurai takes a young boy under his protection. (91 mins.)
Director: Lance Mungia
“ Episode 66! - Six

We also crown our best of 2010 Golden Jox winner this episode. ” - BMFcast
 
73.
Soldier (1998)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
A soldier is dumped on a waste disposal planet and lives among a community of crash survivors on the planet and takes it upon himself to defend his new home when genetic engineered soldiers are ordered to eliminate the crash survivors. (99 mins.)
Director: Paul Anderson
“ Episode 67! - 104 Words for Kill ” - BMFcast
 
74.
Xanadu (1980)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
The story of a girl who makes dreams come true. (96 mins.)
“ Episode 68! - A Muse’d

Recommended by too many listeners to properly list. Guest starring Zark. ” - BMFcast
 
75.
Showgirls (1995)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
Nomi, a young drifter, arrives in Las Vegas to become a dancer and soon sets about clawing and pushing her way to become the top of the Vegas showgirls. (128 mins.)
Director: Paul Verhoeven
“ Episode 69! - Angry Dancer

Yup, you see what we did there. ” - BMFcast
 
76.
Forbidden Zone (1980)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.9/10 X  
The bizarre and musical tale of a girl who travels to another dimension through the gateway found in her family's basement. (74 mins.)
Director: Richard Elfman
“ Episode 70! - Dickelf

This is our only film ever to score lower than Twilight. It created a new range of movies that we consider completely irredeemable and utterly unrecommendable: The Forbidden Zone. ” - BMFcast
 
77.
Deadly Prey (1987)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
A group of sadistic mercenaries kidnap people off the streets and set them loose on the grounds of their secret camp, so the "students" at the camp can learn how to track down and kill their prey. (88 mins.)
Director: David A. Prior
“ Episode 71! - 47 Little Indians ” - BMFcast
 
78.
Zone Troopers (1985)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
In Italy, during World War II some American soldiers find an alien UFO. (86 mins.)
Director: Danny Bilson
“ Episode 72! - Mandiballs ” - BMFcast
 
79.
The Wraith (1986)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
A mysterious figure suddenly appears to challenge a gang of motorhead thugs. (93 mins.)
Director: Mike Marvin
“ Episode 73! - Wiseau Winning

We celebrate our 2nd Anniversary with some Charlie Sheen, just before his bubble burst. We also learn that a 2nd Anniversary is properly celebrated with a Wiseau. ” - BMFcast
 
80.
Blind Fury (1989)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
A blind Vietnam vet, trained as a swordfighter, comes to America and helps to rescue the son of a fellow soldier. (86 mins.)
Director: Phillip Noyce
“ Episode 74! - Helen Killer

Rutger Hauer returns! Recommended by listener Clint from Madison. ” - BMFcast
 
81.
Body Slam (1986)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
M. Harry Smilac is a down-on-his-luck music manager who is having a hard time attracting talent and booking gigs for his band... (89 mins.)
Director: Hal Needham
“ Episode 75! - Dirk Benedict’s Redeeming Moment

Continues our "5" tradition of celebrity name titles. Also Rowdy Roddy Piper's second BMFcast appearance. Tobias guest stars. Recommended by listener Jeff. ” - BMFcast
 
82.
Sucker Punch (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
A young girl is institutionalized by her abusive stepfather. Retreating to an alternative reality as a coping strategy, she envisions a plan which will help her escape from the mental facility. (110 mins.)
Director: Zack Snyder
“ SpoilCast Episode 4!

Subject of our fourth SpoilCast, where we discuss not-necessarily-bad movies still in the theater with heavy spoilers. ” - BMFcast
 
83.
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.8/10 X  
After the rebels have been brutally overpowered by the Empire on their newly established base, Luke Skywalker takes advanced Jedi training with Master Yoda, while his friends are pursued by Darth Vader as part of his plan to capture Luke. (124 mins.)
Director: Irvin Kershner
“ CineScrote787

Some very special guests sub in and give their take on what they claim is one of the most unnecessary sequels ever made. ” - BMFcast
 
84.
Source Code (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.5/10 X  
A soldier wakes up in someone else's body and discovers he's part of an experimental government program to find the bomber of a commuter train. A mission he has only 8 minutes to complete. (93 mins.)
Director: Duncan Jones
“ SpoilCast Episode 5!

Subject of our fifth SpoilCast, where we discuss not-necessarily-bad movies still in the theater with heavy spoilers. ” - BMFcast
 
85.
Dead Heat (1988)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
Two cops are brought back to life to chase down supernatural criminals. (86 mins.)
Director: Mark Goldblatt
“ Episode 76! - Piscopo’d

Recommended by listener Steven G. ” - BMFcast
 
86.
Speed Racer (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
A young driver, Speed Racer, aspires to be champion of the racing world with the help of his family and his high-tech Mach 5 automobile. (135 mins.)
“ Episode 77! - A.D.D. it Up ” - BMFcast
 
87.
Gun (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.8/10 X  
A drama set in the world of gun-running. (82 mins.)
Director: Jessy Terrero
“ Episode 78! - Half Dollar, Master Thespian ” - BMFcast
 
88.
Fast Five (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.3/10 X  
Dominic Toretto and his crew of street racers plan a massive heist to buy their freedom while in the sights of a powerful Brazilian drug lord and a dangerous federal agent. (131 mins.)
Director: Justin Lin
“ SpoilCast Episode 6!

Subject of our sixth SpoilCast, where we discuss not-necessarily-bad movies still in the theater with heavy spoilers.

WE LOVED THIS MOVIE. ” - BMFcast
 
89.
Dracula 3000 (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.0/10 X  
Count Dracula terrorizes the crew of a spaceship. (86 mins.)
“ Episode 79! - Spacula

Recommended by Christian. Guest starring Zark and Tobias! ” - BMFcast
 
90.
Totally Blonde (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.8/10 X  
Meg Peters just can't seem to find Mr. Right, she bleaches her hair blonde and we answer the age old question "Do blondes really have more fun?" (94 mins.)
Director: Andrew Van Slee
“ Episode 80! - Like, Totally

Recommended by Mystery Caller Aimee. ” - BMFcast
 
91.
The Last Chase (1981)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.7/10 X  
In a future United States, the only transport available to an individual is public transportation. Predicated... (101 mins.)
Director: Martyn Burke
“ Episode 81! - Land of Race Car Blah Blahs

Our odyssey through the 1980s begins in '81... ” - BMFcast
 
92.
Class of 1984 (1982)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
A new teacher at a troubled inner-city high school soon ends up clashing with the delinquent leader of a punk posse that runs the school. (98 mins.)
Director: Mark Lester
“ Episode 82! - Rowdy Roddy McDowall

Our odyssey through the 1980s continues in 1982. Recommended by Chuck and Greencapt. ” - BMFcast
 
93.
Deathstalker (1983)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.4/10 X  
The warrior Deathstalker is tasked by an old witch lady to obtain and unite the three powers of creation - a chalice... (80 mins.)
Director: John Watson
“ Episode 83! - Raptus Violentiae

Our odyssey through the 1980s continues in 1983! Chuck guest stars and we crown another unanimous 5-jox movie. ” - BMFcast
 
94.
The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension (1984)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
Adventurer/surgeon/rock musician Buckaroo Banzai and his band of men, the Hong Kong Cavaliers, take on evil alien invaders from the eighth dimension. (103 mins.)
Director: W.D. Richter
“ Episode 84! - Polymath

Our odyssey through the 1980s continues in 1984. We qualify it as "bad" since it was a massive flop. ” - BMFcast
 
95.
Invasion U.S.A. (1985)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
A one-man army comes to the rescue of the United States when a spy attempts an invasion. (107 mins.)
Director: Joseph Zito
“ Episode 85! - Chuck Norris Takes the LAW Into His Own Hands

Our odyssey through the 1980s continues in 1985. Chuck Norris makes a triumphant return to celebrate AMERICA for the 4th of July weekend. Yes, the "5" naming trend continues. A unanimous 5-jox winner! ” - BMFcast
 
96.
Vicious Lips (1986)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
A band finally gets the opportunity for that breakthrough gig if they can make it to an "in" club on another planet in time... (84 mins.)
Director: Albert F. Pyun
“ Episode 86! - In Space

Our odyssey through the 1980s continues in 1986. IMDB says it's 1988 but it was originally released in '86. Trust us. Recommended by Trent. ” - BMFcast
 
97.
Captain America (1990)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.3/10 X  
Frozen in the ice for decades, Captain America is freed to battle against arch-criminal, The Red Skull. (97 mins.)
Director: Albert Pyun
“ Special Episode! - Super Soldier Special

1987 is put on hold for a dual episode covering 1990 and 2011 Captain Americas! The second half is a SpoilCast, where we discuss not-necessarily-bad movies still in the theater with heavy spoilers. Greencapt guest-stars for the second half. ” - BMFcast
 
98.
Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.9/10 X  
Steve Rogers, a rejected military soldier transforms into Captain America after taking a dose of a "Super-Soldier serum". But being Captain America comes at a price as he attempts to take down a war monger and a terrorist organization. (124 mins.)
Director: Joe Johnston
“ Special Episode! - Super Soldier Special

1987 is put on hold for a dual episode covering 1990 and 2011 Captain Americas! The second half is a SpoilCast, where we discuss not-necessarily-bad movies still in the theater with heavy spoilers. Greencapt guest-stars for the second half. ” - BMFcast
 
99.
The Order of the Black Eagle (1987)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.4/10 X  
A James Bondish spy and his female assistant infiltrate a group of South American Nazis who have kept Hitler alive until they take over the... using the ultimate weapon. In HD. (93 mins.)
Director: Worth Keeter
“ Episode 87! - Hitler on Ice

Our odyssey through the 1980s continues in 1987. More people need to see this crazy, insane movie. Another unanimous 5-jox winner. ” - BMFcast
 
100.
Bulletproof (1988)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
A group of dangerous terrorists succeeds to get hold of a tank of the army and all its crew. (93 mins.)
Director: Steve Carver
“ Episode 88! - Thunderblast from a Butthorn

Our odyssey through the 1980s continues in 1988. Gary Busey returns and Chuck becomes a regular cast member! ” - BMFcast