Worst films I've ever seen!

In alphabetical order. This list contains films that are SO bad that they are worse than The Prince of Tides with Barbra Streisand!
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1.
A Christmas Story (1983)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
In the 1940s, a young boy named Ralphie attempts to convince his parents, his teacher, and Santa that a Red Ryder B.B. gun really is the perfect Christmas gift. (94 mins.)
Director: Bob Clark
“ A Christmas classic? No, tedious dirge! ” - saltcoatston
 
2.
Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.7/10 X  
Warring Alien and Predator races descend on a rural Colorado town, where unsuspecting residents must band together for any chance of survival. (94 mins.)
“ I despised Paul WS Anderson already... then he somehow managed to make me hate myself for watching this garbage! ” - saltcoatston
 
3.
Awaken the Dead (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.2/10 X  
When the DEAD walk the earth, there's no place for a man of peace. (102 mins.)
“ No, awaken the viewer! ” - saltcoatston
 
4.
Axe (1974)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
Three criminals on a murder spree arrives at a farmhouse, where a girl is living with her paralyzed grandfather. (65 mins.)
“ There's a rape and a cripple... need I say more? ” - saltcoatston
 
5.
B.T.K. (2008 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.1/10 X  
Inspired by the real-life serial killer, B.T.K is the gruesome story of Dennis L. Rader, a murderer... (90 mins.)
Director: Michael Feifer
“ Kane Hodder has a face I could punch all day! ” - saltcoatston
 
6.
Basket Case (1982)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
A young man carrying a big basket that contains his extremely deformed Siamese-twin brother seeks vengeance on the doctors who separated them against their will. (91 mins.)
“ A cult classic? No, it's just shi*te! ” - saltcoatston
 
7.
Black Sheep (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
An experiment in genetic engineering turns harmless sheep into bloodthirsty killers that terrorize a sprawling New Zealand farm. (87 mins.)
Director: Jonathan King
“ Not funny in the slightest... watch the Chris Farley film of the same name. You'll at least enjoy that! ” - saltcoatston
 
8.
The Blair Witch Project (1999)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
Three film students vanish after traveling into a Maryland forest to film a documentary on the local Blair Witch legend, leaving only their footage behind. (81 mins.)
“ My hatred of camcorders shows its first signs when I was 15! Only film I've ever walked out of; due to motion sickness! ” - saltcoatston
 
9.
Blood Deep (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.5/10 X  
A reunion of childhood friends turns deadly when one of the guests unwittingly admits to murder.
Director: Todd S. Kniss
“ Just go and watch paint dry... ” - saltcoatston
 
10.
Boogeyman (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.1/10 X  
A young man tries to deal with the childhood terror that has affected his life. (89 mins.)
Director: Stephen Kay
“ Boogeyman 2 was really good for a remake, but what on Earth was this. The laughter was from embarrassment, rather than being so bad it's good! ” - saltcoatston
 
11.
The Box (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
A small wooden box arrives on the doorstep of a married couple, who know that opening it will grant them a million dollars and kill someone they don't know. (115 mins.)
Director: Richard Kelly
“ Take a really bad idea, add the worst actress on the planet, have no positives whatsoever and you have one of the worst films ever made. ” - saltcoatston
 
12.
Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.3/10 X  
A high school prom faces a deadly threat: a flesh-eating virus that spreads via a popular brand of bottled water. (86 mins.)
Director: Ti West
“ The credits are by far the best thing about this crapfest; it didn't even end... ” - saltcoatston
 
13.
Cosmopolis (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
Riding across Manhattan in a stretch limo in order to get a haircut, a 28-year-old billionaire asset manager's day devolves into an odyssey with a cast of characters that start to tear his world apart. (109 mins.)
“ R Pat driving about in a limousine, for no reason at all. Then he meets Paul Giamatti. Nobody cares. Nothing happens. The End! ” - saltcoatston
 
14.
Crawlspace (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
A special forces unit sent, to infiltrate Pine Gap Australia's top secret underground military compound, come under attack from unknown forces. (86 mins.)
Director: Justin Dix
“ Scanners meets claustrophobia beneath the Australian outback. What? ” - saltcoatston
 
15.
The Dead One (1961)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.2/10 X  
A voodoo priestess sends out zombies to bring back live victims for her sacrificial rituals. (71 mins.)
Director: Barry Mahon
“ 126 votes on IMDb in 53 years, think that says it all about the success of this film! ” - saltcoatston
 
16.
Demonium (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.2/10 X  
An elderly man is murdered in his lavish Italian castle. When his friends and family arrive there for the reading of his will, the murderer has plans to continue his gory killing spree. (85 mins.)
Director: Andreas Schnaas
“ I've blanked this from my memory... ” - saltcoatston
 
17.
Descendents (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.7/10 X  
In an unknown future, the earth has been destroyed by man and the air is polluted with a mysterious virus that turns humans into zombies. (74 mins.)
Director: Jorge Olguín
“ I now know why the Chilean minors buried themselves in the ground. It was due to watching this film. ” - saltcoatston
 
18.
Devil's Harvest (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.1/10 X  
It seems innocent enough. Struggling young artist Daniel King is invited by his childhood friend Natasha... (92 mins.)
Director: James Shanks
“ How can a film with the legendary Brian Blessed suck THIS much??? ” - saltcoatston
 
19.
Don't Go Breaking My Heart (1999)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
Well meaning friends try to persuade Suzanne, a beautiful widow, to remarry and the choice seems to be between Frank, a philandering dentist, and Tony, a sensitive, failing sports trainer who helps her son. (95 mins.)
Director: Willi Patterson
“ Can someone tell me why I've seen this? Anthony Edwards may be the only man who can challenge David Caruso for the worst actor in the world Oscar! ” - saltcoatston
 
20.
Dreamcatcher (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
Friends on a camping trip discover that the town they're vacationing in is being plagued in an unusual fashion by parasitic aliens from outer space. (136 mins.)
Director: Lawrence Kasdan
“ Morgan Freeman, what were you thinking? Worms that kill by invading the anal passage... and a random retard who can save the world, oh dear God! ” - saltcoatston
 
21.
Evilspeak (1981)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
An outcast military cadet taps into a way to summon demons and cast spells on his tormentors through his computer. (97 mins.)
Director: Eric Weston
“ Clint Howard, end of synopsis. ” - saltcoatston
 
22.
Freakshow (2007 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.3/10 X  
In a modern retelling of Tod Browning's "Freaks" (1932), "Freakshow" tells the story of a group of criminals... (85 mins.)
Director: Drew Bell
“ Basically a really bad remake of Browning's '31 classic Freaks! Avoid like the plague! ” - saltcoatston
 
23.
Frost (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
A young couple, physiologist Agla and filmmaker Gunnar wake up at a glacier camp to find the camp mysteriously abandoned and their co-workers gone. When searching for the lost team they realize they're up against an unknown deadly force. (79 mins.)
Director: Reynir Lyngdal
“ This is why Iceland has no real film industry. It's cold; people die. ” - saltcoatston
 
24.
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
After being mistaken for terrorists and thrown into Guantánamo Bay, stoners Harold and Kumar escape and return to the U.S., where they proceed to flee across the country with federal agents in hot pursuit. (104 mins.)
“ Racist, and rubbish! ” - saltcoatston
 
25.
Hellborn (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.5/10 X  
James Bishop is a young psychology resident, excited about his new job at St. Andrews Mental Hospital and the chance to help severely ill patients... (90 mins.)
Director: Philip J. Jones
“ When a film advertises itself as "from the special effects creators of Jeepers Creepers" you know you're not in for much!

Plus it has the WWF's Zeus in it for some reason! ” - saltcoatston
 
26.
Hell Penitentiary (1984)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.2/10 X  
Julia, a famous physician, infiltrates a prison in an attempt to find a witness to her sister's killing, but instead she becomes the victim of a sadistic warden's sexual brutality. (90 mins.)
Director: Willy Regant
“ Terrible Italian "horror", for horror read cheesy softcore porno. ” - saltcoatston
 
27.
The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence) (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.9/10 X  
Inspired by the fictional Dr. Heiter, disturbed loner Martin dreams of creating a 12-person centipede and sets out to realize his sick fantasy. (91 mins.)
Director: Tom Six
“ The worst film I've ever seen, a mentally retarded fool somehow manages to a) have a job involving lone working b) have a gun license in the UK which is near impossible c) lift people several stones heavier than them, especially when they are dead weight d) create a human centipede with tools he found in the kitchen e) get overpowered by the naked woman with four corpses sewn to her ass and have a centipede shoved up his...

That's not mentioning the squished baby and sandpaper/barbed wire onanism... ” - saltcoatston
 
28.
The Human Centipede III (Final Sequence) (2015)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.8/10 X  
Taking inspiration from The Human Centipede films, the warden of a notorious and troubled prison looks to create a 500-person human centipede as a solution to his problems. (102 mins.)
Director: Tom Six
“ Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse, they stitch hundreds of convicts together! ” - saltcoatston
 
29.
Journey to the Center of the Earth (2008 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.8/10 X  
A California research institute is performing a teleportation experiment to send their military research team to Stuttgart... (87 mins.)
“ When you say "no, not the Brendan Fraser one", you might think that was a good thing... not here!

Oh, and Dedee Pfeiffer as a scientist, talk about your believable casting! ” - saltcoatston
 
30.
Keith Lemon: The Film (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.6/10 X  
Keith Lemon (Leigh Francis) is preparing to take his invention, the securipole, which he has been attempting to lift off the ground for twenty years... (85 mins.)
Director: Paul Angunawela
“ This is actually worse than AIDS plus Hitler! ” - saltcoatston
 
31.
The Last Exorcism Part II (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.0/10 X  
As Nell Sweetzer tries to build a new life after the events of the first movie, the evil force that once possessed her returns with an even more horrific plan. (88 mins.)
“ The first one was bad, but this was just horrific! ” - saltcoatston
 
32.
Machine Head (2000 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.9/10 X  
A teenager creates a machine to raise the dead for a science experiment. Things go terribly wrong.... (79 mins.)
“ ZZZZZZZZZ... just don't even think about it! ” - saltcoatston
 
33.
The Mafu Cage (1978)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
Ellen has been taking care of her insane younger sister Cissy ever since their explorer father died. When Cissy's pet ape dies in their mansion's dungeon and Ellen finds a boyfriend, Cissy's incestuous desire for her sister turns deadly. (102 mins.)
Director: Karen Arthur
“ After watching this garbage I went down the pub to find someone called Matthew to punch. ” - saltcoatston
 
34.
Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.9/10 X  
A family gets lost on the road and stumbles upon a hidden, underground, devil-worshiping cult led by the fearsome Master and his servant Torgo. (70 mins.)
“ It truly is as bad as people make it out to be! ” - saltcoatston
 
35.
Movie 43 (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.3/10 X  
A series of interconnected short films follows a washed-up producer as he pitches insane story lines featuring some of the biggest stars in Hollywood. (94 mins.)
“ Who decided this was a good idea? Ruined the credibility of 20+ big name actors/actresses! ” - saltcoatston
 
36.
Museum of the Dead (2004 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.9/10 X  
(85 mins.)
“ Just utterly horrendous! ” - saltcoatston
 
37.
Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.9/10 X  
A listless and alienated teenager decides to help his new friend win the class presidency in their small western high school, while he must deal with his bizarre family life back home. (96 mins.)
Director: Jared Hess
“ When the main actor in a film reprises his role in the TV show 8 years later, you know his acting career has miserably failed. Mainly due to the *beep* of this film! ” - saltcoatston
 
38.
New Year's Eve (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
The lives of several couples and singles in New York City intertwine over the course of New Year's Eve. (113 mins.)
Director: Garry Marshall
“ Take bad romcom, after 20 minutes add Sarah Jessica Parker - throw DVD out the window! ” - saltcoatston
 
39.
Night of the Living Dead: Resurrection (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.7/10 X  
The deceased have risen with the instinct to feed on the living as a family is trapped during a zombie apocalypse. Wales. Based on George A. Romero's classic "Night of the Living Dead". (86 mins.)
Director: James Plumb
“ "Put them in the rape van and let's get moving..." What? ” - saltcoatston
 
40.
Night of the Living Dead 3D: Re-Animation (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.0/10 X  
After inheriting the family mortuary, a pyrophobic mortician accidentally exposes hundreds of un-cremated bodies to toxic medical waste... (88 mins.)
“ What the actual *beep* was that? Andrew Divoff is horrendous at the best of times but that was actually painful at times!

Romero must have been physically ill watching this! ” - saltcoatston
 
41.
Octopus 2: River of Fear (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.8/10 X  
A giant, man-eating octopus suddenly appears in the Hudson River during the Fourth of July weekend and begins to leave a trial of dead bodies behind it. (91 mins.)
Director: Yossi Wein
“ Octopus was bad... but what in the name of God is going on here? ” - saltcoatston
 
42.
Paranormal Activity (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
After moving into a suburban home, a couple becomes increasingly disturbed by a nightly demonic presence. (86 mins.)
Director: Oren Peli
“ Why did people think this was even remotely scary? Nothing happened on screen, how can that be scary? ” - saltcoatston
 
43.
Penetration Angst (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.2/10 X  
In the vein of Audition and Hostel. Helen finds herself having intimacy problems with men. Her private... (102 mins.)
Director: Wolfgang Büld
“ Teeth, but even more disturbingly terrible! ” - saltcoatston
 
44.
The Ruins (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
A group of friends whose leisurely Mexican holiday takes a turn for the worse when they, along with a fellow tourist, embark on a remote archaeological dig in the jungle where something evil lives among the ruins. (90 mins.)
Director: Carter Smith
“ Plants imitating phones... what?
Oh, you know what, let's go to a Mayan temple... has anything good EVER happened in a Mayan temple? ” - saltcoatston
 
45.
Shark Attack 2 (2000 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.0/10 X  
The mutant sharks from Dr. Craven's experiments in "Shark Attack 1" are back, this time choosing Cape Town... (98 mins.)
Director: David Worth
“ Shark Attack was bad... but at least it had a marine biologist that could kick the living hell out of army guys! ” - saltcoatston
 
46.
Skew (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.4/10 X  
When Simon, Rich, and Eva head out on an eagerly anticipated road trip, they bring along a video camera to record their journey... (83 mins.)
Director: Sevé Schelenz
“ Why do I keep watching horror films with camcorders in them? ” - saltcoatston
 
47.
Spawn (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
An elite mercenary is killed, but comes back from Hell as a reluctant soldier of the Devil. (96 mins.)
“ 90 minutes of John Leguizamo farting... how did this fail? ” - saltcoatston
 
48.
Street Fighter Alpha (1999 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
A dark power threatens to consume famed fighter Ryu, who is visited by a long-lost little brother. Meanwhile, a mad scientist wishes to harness this power for himself. (94 mins.)
“ Okay, it's a cartoon, but it's boring as hell! ” - saltcoatston
 
49.
Toe Tags (2003 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
The high rent district of Valley Creek apartments, seems to be a magnet for beautiful people....those who can afford to live there. But the rent has just gone up and it is costing residents their lives. (68 mins.)
Director: Darla Enlow
“ The creepy lady is the cop's mum? WTF? ” - saltcoatston
 
50.
Vampire's Kiss (1988)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
After an encounter with a neck-biter, a publishing executive thinks that he's turning into a vampire. (103 mins.)
Director: Robert Bierman
“ Why does this exist? Makes Twilight seem like a brilliant vampire film! ” - saltcoatston
 
51.
War of the Worlds 2: The Next Wave (2008 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.1/10 X  
Two years after the Martian invasion, George Herbert's worst fears are realized: The Aliens have returned... (87 mins.)
“ George Herbert's worst fears have been realised, yes they made a sequel to the video version of the already garbage Tom Cruise version! ” - saltcoatston
 
52.
The Cavern (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.9/10 X  
8 explorers trapped in a Russian cave system are hunted by an unknown presence. (95 mins.)
“ Called "The Cave" in the UK which makes more sense... why would anyone go into an underground cave? ” - saltcoatston