Worst films I've ever seen!
In alphabetical order. This list contains films that are SO bad that they are worse than The Prince of Tides with Barbra Streisand!
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- DirectorBob ClarkStarsPeter BillingsleyMelinda DillonDarren McGavinIn the 1940s, a young boy named Ralphie Parker attempts to convince his parents, teacher, and Santa Claus that a Red Ryder Range 200 Shot BB gun really is the perfect Christmas gift.A Christmas classic? No, tedious dirge!
- DirectorColin StrauseGreg StrauseStarsReiko AylesworthSteven PasqualeShareeka EppsWarring Alien and Predator races descend on a rural Colorado town, where unsuspecting residents must band together for any chance of survival.I despised Paul WS Anderson already... then he somehow managed to make me hate myself for watching this garbage!
- DirectorJeff BrookshireStarsGary KohnLindsey MorrisNate WittyWhen the DEAD walk the earth, there's no place for a man of peace.No, awaken the viewer!
- DirectorFrederick R. FriedelStarsLeslie LeeJack CanonRay GreenThree criminals on a murder spree arrives at a farmhouse, where a girl is living with her paralyzed grandfather.There's a rape and a cripple... need I say more?
- DirectorMichael FeiferStarsKane HodderAmy LyndonOdessa RaeDennis L. Rader systematically tortured and killed innocent victims for over two decades, evading the police for over 30 years while living a seemingly normal life as a husband, father, security officer and church president.Kane Hodder has a face I could punch all day!
- DirectorFrank HenenlotterStarsKevin VanHentenryckTerri Susan SmithBeverly BonnerA young man carrying a big basket that contains his extremely deformed, formerly conjoined twin brother seeks vengeance on the doctors who separated them against their will.A cult classic? No, it's just shi*te!
- DirectorJonathan KingStarsOliver DriverNathan MeisterTammy DavisAn experiment in genetic engineering turns harmless sheep into bloodthirsty killers that terrorize a sprawling New Zealand farm.Not funny in the slightest... watch the Chris Farley film of the same name. You'll at least enjoy that!
- DirectorDaniel MyrickEduardo SánchezStarsHeather DonahueMichael C. WilliamsJoshua LeonardThree film students vanish after traveling into a Maryland forest to film a documentary on the local Blair Witch legend, leaving only their footage behind.My hatred of camcorders shows its first signs when I was 15! Only film I've ever walked out of; due to motion sickness!
- DirectorTodd S. KnissStarsJordan BelfiJeridan FryeFemi EmiolaWhen memories of her dead grandma are unearthed during a candlelit night of drinking, Katie gets trapped with her friends in an old house left wondering, who will survive the night.Just go and watch paint dry...
- DirectorStephen KayStarsBarry WatsonEmily DeschanelLucy LawlessA young man tries to deal with the childhood terror that has never stopped haunting him.Boogeyman 2 was really good for a remake, but what on Earth was this. The laughter was from embarrassment, rather than being so bad it's good!
- DirectorRichard KellyStarsCameron DiazJames MarsdenFrank LangellaWith the press of a button, a wooden box bestows riches and death.Take a really bad idea, add the worst actress on the planet, have no positives whatsoever and you have one of the worst films ever made.
- DirectorTi WestStarsRider StrongNoah SeganAlexi WasserA high school prom faces a deadly threat: a flesh-eating virus that spreads via a popular brand of bottled water.The credits are by far the best thing about this crapfest; it didn't even end...
- DirectorOlatunde OsunsanmiStarsSybil DarrowMustafa ShakirOgy DurhamIn a Asian desert, a team of explorers learn of a newly discovered cave system and set out to explore it. However as soon as they begin the descent, it becomes clear that this was a secret that should have remained below the surface.Called "The Cave" in the UK which makes more sense... why would anyone go into an underground cave?
- DirectorDavid CronenbergStarsRobert PattinsonJuliette BinocheSarah GadonRiding across Manhattan in a stretch limo in order to get a haircut, a 28-year-old billionaire asset manager's day devolves into an odyssey with a cast of characters that start to tear his world apart.R Pat driving about in a limousine, for no reason at all. Then he meets Paul Giamatti. Nobody cares. Nothing happens. The End!
- DirectorJustin DixStarsNicholas BellNgaire Dawn FairJohn BrumptonA special forces unit sent, to infiltrate Pine Gap Australia's top secret underground military compound, come under attack from unknown forces.Scanners meets claustrophobia beneath the Australian outback. What?
- DirectorBarry MahonStarsJohn McKayLinda OrmondMonica DavisA voodoo priestess sends out zombies to bring back live victims for her sacrificial rituals.126 votes on IMDb in 53 years, think that says it all about the success of this film!
- DirectorAndreas SchnaasStarsAndrea BruschiClaudia AbbateGiuliano PolgarAn elderly man is murdered in his lavish Italian castle. When his friends and family arrive there for the reading of his will, the murderer has plans to continue his gory killing spree.I've blanked this from my memory...
- DirectorJorge OlguínStarsCamille LynchKarina PizarroCarolina AndradeIn an unknown future, the earth has been destroyed by man and the air is polluted with a mysterious virus that turns humans into zombies.I now know why the Chilean minors buried themselves in the ground. It was due to watching this film.
- DirectorJames ShanksStarsBrian BlessedJulie T. WallaceChris JohnEvil awaits artist Daniel when he accepts an invitation to return to his hometown. Soon Daniel's recurring nightmares return, disturbing events begin to occur, and his long-forgotten secret rides in on the coattails of a vengeful demon.How can a film with the legendary Brian Blessed suck THIS much???
- DirectorWilli PattersonStarsJenny SeagroveAnthony EdwardsCharles DanceWell meaning friends try to persuade Suzanne, a beautiful widow, to remarry and the choice seems to be between Frank, a philandering dentist, and Tony, a sensitive, failing sports trainer who helps her son.Can someone tell me why I've seen this? Anthony Edwards may be the only man who can challenge David Caruso for the worst actor in the world Oscar!
- DirectorLawrence KasdanStarsMorgan FreemanThomas JaneJason LeeFriends on a camping trip discover that the town they're vacationing in is being plagued in an unusual fashion by parasitic aliens from outer space.Morgan Freeman, what were you thinking? Worms that kill by invading the anal passage... and a random retard who can save the world, oh dear God!
- DirectorEric WestonStarsClint HowardR.G. ArmstrongJoe CorteseAn outcast military cadet taps into a way to summon demons and cast spells on his tormentors through his computer.Clint Howard, end of synopsis.
- DirectorDrew BellStarsChristopher AdamsonRebekah KochanDane RosselliIn a modern retelling of Tod Browning's "Freaks" (1932), "Freakshow" tells the story of a group of criminals who chose to hide out by working security at a traveling circus. At first, they plot with an insider to steal the ticket sales, but the wily Lucy has bigger plans. She convinces the gang to let her seduce and marry the aging circus owner, Lon, in order to secure the entire circus fortune after he "suffers an accident". "People die all the time," Lucy says. The freaks are on to their scheme, however, and when the youngest of them is caught by the ruthless gang, they show no mercy to ensure her silence. When the circus folk find the child's remains, they swear vengeance, and no one is safe from their fury--least of all, the wily Lucy.Basically a really bad remake of Browning's '31 classic Freaks! Avoid like the plague!
- DirectorReynir LyngdalStarsHelgi BjörnssonEinar DagbjartssonValur Freyr EinarssonA young couple, physiologist Agla and filmmaker Gunnar wake up at a glacier camp to find the camp mysteriously abandoned and their co-workers gone. When searching for the lost team they realize they're up against an unknown deadly force.This is why Iceland has no real film industry. It's cold; people die.
- DirectorJon HurwitzHayden SchlossbergStarsJohn ChoKal PennNeil Patrick HarrisAfter being mistaken for terrorists and thrown into Guantánamo Bay, stoners Harold and Kumar escape and return to the U.S., where they proceed to flee across the country with federal agents in hot pursuit.Racist, and rubbish!
- DirectorPhilip J. JonesStarsBruce PayneMatt StasiTracy ScogginsJames Bishop is a young psychology resident, excited about his new job at St. Andrews Mental Hospital and the chance to help severely ill patients. The excitement changes to puzzlement, concern and finally terror as some of those patients mysteriously die and James' efforts to find the cause results in increasingly strange behavior from the St. Andrews staff. Things begin to clarify when James finally encounters the Harvester...When a film advertises itself as "from the special effects creators of Jeepers Creepers" you know you're not in for much!
Plus it has the WWF's Zeus in it for some reason! - DirectorGianni SiragusaStarsAjita WilsonRita SilvaLinda JonesJulia, a medical student, infiltrates a prison to find the witness to what she believes was her sister's killing. In the midst of violent inmates and corrupt officials, her inquiry risks to end suddenly - by her own death.Terrible Italian "horror", for horror read cheesy softcore porno.
- DirectorTom SixStarsLaurence R. HarveyAshlynn YennieMaddi BlackInspired by the fictional Dr. Heiter, disturbed loner Martin dreams of creating a 12-person centipede and sets out to realize his sick fantasy.The worst film I've ever seen, a mentally retarded fool somehow manages to a) have a job involving lone working b) have a gun license in the UK which is near impossible c) lift people several stones heavier than them, especially when they are dead weight d) create a human centipede with tools he found in the kitchen e) get overpowered by the naked woman with four corpses sewn to her ass and have a centipede shoved up his...
That's not mentioning the squished baby and sandpaper/barbed wire onanism... - DirectorTom SixStarsDieter LaserLaurence R. HarveyEric RobertsTaking inspiration from The Human Centipede films, the warden of a notorious and troubled prison looks to create a 500-person human centipede as a solution to his problems.Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse, they stitch hundreds of convicts together!
- DirectorDavid JonesScott WheelerStarsGreg EviganDedee PfeifferJennifer DorogiFrom the Jules Verne classic, a hi-tech drilling rig must rescue a research team trapped deep below the Earth's surface. There they discover an exotic world -- rich with spectacular flora and fantastical creatures.When you say "no, not the Brendan Fraser one", you might think that was a good thing... not here!
Oh, and Dedee Pfeiffer as a scientist, talk about your believable casting! - DirectorMilko DavisThomas MartwickStarsMatt BlockCooper ElliottBen JohnsonA cracked scientist aligns with the Axis of Evil to bring down the US of A with EMP blasts, toxic zombification gas and an unleashing of the ultimate undead killing monstrosity -- the Z-REX. When a hot-wired militia squad and a crew of college hipsters are thrown together to do something about it, chaotic Predator-Thunder action runs amok.Radioactive dinosaurs. Take me to Chernobyl!
- DirectorPaul AngunawelaStarsLeigh FrancisKelly BrookLaura AikmanKeith Lemon (Leigh Francis) is preparing to take his invention, the securipole, which he has been attempting to lift off the ground for twenty years, to a business convention in London. Meanwhile, his girlfriend Rosie (Laura Aikman) has discovered that she is pregnant, but due to Keith being away, instead confides in his best friend, Dougie (Kevin Bishop). At the convention, the securipole fails to attract any big investor attention, and back at home, an order of 1,000,000 securipoles arrives, much to Rosie and Dougie's dismay. Realising that his invention may never be successful, and that he now owes Evil Steve (Leigh Francis) a ton of money for the securipoles, Lemon decides to stay in London, and takes the advice of fellow businessman Kushvinder (Harish Patel), and accepts the gift of a new style mobile phone that Kushvinder has invented. Attempting to turn the gift into his next money-making scheme, Lemon accepts an offer to appear on David Hasselhoff's prime time television chat show, after meeting up with his guardian angel, Archimedes (Verne Troyer). At first, the phone fails to impress, but after Lemon places a sticky Lemon sweet on the back, becomes an overnight sensation. Kelly Brook is impressed with the invention, and offers Lemon an invitation to go out on a date with her. Things are finally looking up - and Lemon decides to stick at his new life, while back home, Rosie is in serious danger after being kidnapped by Evil Steve. However, Lemon's world comes crashing down when the Lemon phone is discovered to have a major technical fault, which causes the owner's mouth to sag, giving them a speech impediment. Realising that he has no choice but to go back to his old life, Lemon accepts the advice of his best friend, Dougie, but will he be able to save Rosie from the clutches of Evil Steve, and escape the media backlash that he is facing?This is actually worse than AIDS plus Hitler!
- DirectorGiulio BerrutiStarsAnita EkbergAlida ValliMassimo SeratoLegendary Swedish sex bomb Anita Ekberg stars as Sister Gertrude, a cruel nun who discovers depraved pleasure in a frenzy of drug addiction, sexual degradation and sadistic murder.Remember The Devils; well this is nothing like that!
- DirectorEd Gass-DonnellyStarsAshley BellJulia GarnerSpencer Treat ClarkAs Nell Sweetzer tries to build a new life after the events of the first movie, the evil force that once possessed her returns with an even more horrific plan.The first one was bad, but this was just horrific!
- DirectorBrendan FoleyStarsVinnie JonesJason BarryNora-Jane NooneWhen a 'bog body' a 2000 year old murder victim preserved in a peat bog is disturbed by developers in rural Ireland, an archaeologist, a hunter and their helpers face the task of sending him back where he came from.Vinnie Jones is famous for being a crap footballer who assaults people. Now he assaults the world of film!
- DirectorMichael Patrick MurphyStarsJessica BartzGinger BlanchattRich CowdenA teenager creates a machine to raise the dead for a science experiment. Things go terribly wrong....ZZZZZZZZZ... just don't even think about it!
- DirectorKaren ArthurStarsLee GrantCarol KaneWill GeerEllen, a successful astronomer, cares for her mentally-ill sister, Cissy, who keeps a variety of primates in the home they inherited from their anthropologist father. When Ellen begins a romance, Cissy's jealousy proves deadly.After watching this garbage I went down the pub to find someone called Matthew to punch.
- DirectorHarold P. WarrenStarsTom NeymanJohn ReynoldsDiane AdelsonA family gets lost on the road and stumbles upon a hidden, underground, devil-worshiping cult led by the fearsome Master and his servant Torgo.It truly is as bad as people make it out to be!
- DirectorElizabeth BanksSteven BrillSteve CarrStarsEmma StoneStephen MerchantRichard GereA series of interconnected short films follows a washed-up producer as he pitches insane story lines featuring some of the biggest stars in Hollywood.Who decided this was a good idea? Ruined the credibility of 20+ big name actors/actresses!
- DirectorJames Glenn DudelsonStarsEssie ShureBen AidanNathaniel ArcandOnly once a year, in the Halloween night, the Museum of the Dead opens its doors. Friends Lisa and Jewel are one of the chosen ones who are allowed to visit this exhibition of absurdities. But instead of some horror and goose bumps that she expects, a group of starved zombies chase the visitors through an almost hopeless labyrinth.Just utterly horrendous!
- DirectorJared HessStarsJon HederEfren RamirezJon GriesA listless and alienated teenager decides to help his new friend win the class presidency in their small western high school, while he must deal with his bizarre family life back home.When the main actor in a film reprises his role in the TV show 8 years later, you know his acting career has miserably failed. Mainly due to the *beep* of this film!
- DirectorGarry MarshallStarsSarah Jessica ParkerJessica BielAshton KutcherThe lives of several couples and singles in New York City intertwine over the course of New Year's Eve.Take bad romcom, after 20 minutes add Sarah Jessica Parker - throw DVD out the window!
- DirectorJames PlumbStarsSule RimiKathy SaxondaleLee BaneThe deceased have risen with the instinct to feed on the living as a family is trapped during a zombie apocalypse. Wales. Based on George A. Romero's classic "Night of the Living Dead"."Put them in the rape van and let's get moving..." What?
- DirectorJeff BroadstreetStarsAndrew DivoffJeffrey CombsSarah LievingAfter inheriting the family mortuary, a pyrophobic mortician accidentally exposes hundreds of un-cremated bodies to toxic medical waste. As the corpses re-animate, the mortician's inheritance-seeking younger brother unexpectantly shows up, stumbling upon a full zombie outbreak!What the actual *beep* was that? Andrew Divoff is horrendous at the best of times but that was actually painful at times!
Romero must have been physically ill watching this! - DirectorW. Merle ConnellStarsHank HenryJoni DayBabe McDonnellHank Henry is more than a little frustrated at the lack of attention he is getting from his wife and starts dreaming up amorous escapades with sirens from the past.I wish I'd listened. The clue is right there in the title!
- DirectorYossi WeinStarsMichael Reilly BurkeMeredith MortonFredric LehneA giant, man-eating octopus suddenly appears in the Hudson River during the Fourth of July weekend and begins to leave a trail of dead bodies behind it.Octopus was bad... but what in the name of God is going on here?
- DirectorDavid B. Stewart IIIStarsThomas ReillyElissa MullenChristopher ConnollyA team of Army Special Forces is sent into a secluded, secret biological weapons facility, only to fall prey to the specimens of a Nazi experiment that was recreated by the Army Chemical Corps and the CIA after World War II. When the chain of command breaks, the soldiers find themselves trapped in a world of flesh eating zombies, Government assassins and the ultimate evil!There's no way a film with this title should have been a failure!
- DirectorOren PeliStarsKatie FeatherstonMicah SloatMark FredrichsAfter moving into a suburban home, a couple becomes increasingly disturbed by a nightly demonic presence.Why did people think this was even remotely scary? Nothing happened on screen, how can that be scary?
- DirectorWolfgang BüldStarsPaul ConwayFiona HorseyPhilip HaydenHelen suffers from a psychotic dread of penetrative sex; her lovers are 'consumed' by a 'vaginal monster' that leaves only their clothes behind. Fleeing to London, she does well picking off sleazy punters until virginal Dennis finds her.Teeth, but even more disturbingly terrible!
- DirectorDarren AronofskyStarsSean GulletteMark MargolisBen ShenkmanA paranoid mathematician searches for a key number that will unlock the universal patterns found in nature.Some mathmeticians predicting stuff with the number 3.14; aye fascinating!
- DirectorAlfonso CuarónStarsYalitza AparicioMarina de TaviraDiego Cortina AutreyA year in the life of a middle-class family's maid in Mexico City in the early 1970s.Pretentious artsy black-and-white garbage. Nothing happens in first 80 minutes so switched it off.
- DirectorCarter SmithStarsShawn AshmoreJena MaloneJonathan TuckerA leisurely Mexican holiday takes a turn for the worse when a group of friends and a fellow tourist embark on a remote archaeological dig in the jungle, where something evil lives among the ruins.Plants imitating phones... what?
Oh, you know what, let's go to a Mayan temple... has anything good EVER happened in a Mayan temple? - DirectorGregory HatanakaStarsMathew KaredasMark FrazerBai LingIt's 25 years later, and police detective Frank Washington is forced to team up again with his long estranged partner Joe Marshall to investigate a series of assassinations, in a case with ingredients they could never have imagined.If vengeance isn't deadly is there really much point in holding on to that grudge?
- DirectorDavid WorthStarsThorsten KayeNikita AgerDan MetcalfeThe mutant sharks from Dr. Craven's experiments in "Shark Attack 1" are back, this time choosing Cape Town, South Africa as their hunting ground.Shark Attack was bad... but at least it had a marine biologist that could kick the living hell out of army guys!
- DirectorSevé SchelenzStarsRob ScattergoodAmber LewisRichard OlakWhen Simon, Rich, and Eva head out on an eagerly anticipated road trip, they bring along a video camera to record their journey. What starts out as a carefree adventure slowly becomes a descent into the ominous as unexplained events threaten to disrupt the balance between the three close friends. Each one of them must struggle with personal demons and paranoia as friendships are tested and gruesome realities are revealed...and recorded.Why do I keep watching horror films with camcorders in them?
- DirectorCrispian MillsStarsJassa AhluwaliaAsa ButterfieldJamie BlackleyAn illustrious British boarding school becomes a bloody battleground when a mysterious sinkhole appears at a nearby fracking site, unleashing unspeakable horror.Now my worst ever film of all time. This is utterly garbage!
- DirectorMark A.Z. DippéStarsMichael Jai WhiteJohn LeguizamoMartin SheenAn elite mercenary is killed, but comes back from Hell as a reluctant soldier of the Devil.90 minutes of John Leguizamo farting... how did this fail?
- DirectorShigeyasu YamauchiMasahiro HosodaJoe RomersaStarsKane KosugiKazuya IchijôYumi TômaA dark power threatens to consume famed fighter Ryu, who is visited by a long-lost little brother. Meanwhile, a mad scientist wishes to harness this power for himself.Okay, it's a cartoon, but it's boring as hell!
- DirectorDarla EnlowStarsJohn OverbeyDru CallisAlicia JenkinsThe high rent district of Valley Creek apartments, seems to be a magnet for beautiful people....those who can afford to live there. But the rent has just gone up and it is costing residents their lives.The creepy lady is the cop's mum? WTF?
- DirectorSarjit BainsStarsManish PatelDave CourtneyJass BassiBased on the novel The Stone Shiva by Manish Patel, the movie centres on the Holy Smokes crime syndicate and the real-life $6 million Heathrow Airport robbery, involving battles with the Chinese Triads, Jamaican Yardies and the English Firm to see who rules London.More self-deprecating racist nonsense!
- DirectorRobert BiermanStarsNicolas CageMaria Conchita AlonsoJennifer BealsAfter an encounter with a neck-biter, a publishing executive thinks that he's turning into a vampire.Why does this exist? Makes Twilight seem like a brilliant vampire film!
- DirectorC. Thomas HowellStarsC. Thomas HowellChristopher ReidKim LittleThe aliens return to complete their plan of human domination, launching a second wave of attacks that threaten to destroy what is left of humanity.George Herbert's worst fears have been realised, yes they made a sequel to the video version of the already garbage Tom Cruise version!