The Worst Movies I Have Ever Seen

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1.
Nacho Libre (2006)
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Berated all his life by those around him, a monk follows his dream and dons a mask to moonlight as a Luchador (Mexican wrestler). (92 mins.)
Director: Jared Hess
 
2.
Hannah Montana: The Movie (2009)
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As Hannah Montana's popularity begins to take over her life, Miley Stewart, on the urging from her father takes a trip to her hometown of Crowley Corners, Tennessee to get some perspective on what matters in life the most. (102 mins.)
Director: Peter Chelsom
 
3.
Ghost Rider (2007)
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Stunt motorcyclist Johnny Blaze gives up his soul to become a hellblazing vigilante, to fight against power hungry Blackheart, the son of the devil himself. (114 mins.)
 
4.
Knowing (2009)
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M.I.T. professor John Koestler links a mysterious list of numbers from a time capsule to past and future disasters and sets out to prevent the ultimate catastrophe. (121 mins.)
Director: Alex Proyas
 
5.
Out Cold (2001)
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A snowboarder's plans for his own snowboard park go awry when an ex-girlfriend returns to town. (89 mins.)
 
6.
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
Sam Witwicky leaves the Autobots behind for a normal life. But when his mind is filled with cryptic symbols, the Decepticons target him and he is dragged back into the Transformers' war. (150 mins.)
Director: Michael Bay
 
7.
Clash of the Titans (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
Perseus demigod, son of Zeus, battles the minions of the underworld to stop them from conquering heaven and earth. (106 mins.)
Director: Louis Leterrier
 
8.
Lottery Ticket (2010)
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Kevin Carson is a young man living in the projects who has to survive a three-day weekend after his opportunistic neighbors find out he's holding a winning lottery ticket worth $370 million. (99 mins.)
Director: Erik White
 
9.
The Number 23 (2007)
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Walter Sparrow becomes obsessed with a novel that he believes was written about him. As his obsession increases, more and more similarities seem to arise. (101 mins.)
Director: Joel Schumacher
 
10.
The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009)
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Edward leaves Bella after an attack that nearly claimed her life, and in her depression she falls into yet another paranormal relationship - this time with werewolf Jacob Black. (130 mins.)
Director: Chris Weitz
 
11.
The Pink Panther 2 (2009)
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Insp. Jacques Clouseau teams up with a squad of International detectives who are just as bumbling as he is. Their mission: Stop a globe-trotting thief who specializes in stealing historical artifacts. (92 mins.)
Director: Harald Zwart
 
12.
The Men Who Stare at Goats (2009)
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A reporter in Iraq might just have the story of a lifetime when he meets Lyn Cassady, a guy who claims to be a former member of the U.S. Army's New Earth Army, a unit that employs paranormal powers in their missions. (94 mins.)
Director: Grant Heslov
 
13.
Did You Hear About the Morgans? (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.7/10 X  
In New York City, an estranged couple who witness a murder are relocated to small-town Wyoming as part of a witness-protection program. (103 mins.)
Director: Marc Lawrence
 
14.
The Stepfather (2009)
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Michael returns home from military school to find his mother happily in love and living with her new boyfriend. As the two men get to know each other, he becomes more and more suspicious of the man who is always there with a helpful hand. (101 mins.)
 
15.
Alvin and the Chipmunks (2007)
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A struggling songwriter named Dave Seville finds success when he comes across a trio of singing chipmunks: mischievous leader Alvin, brainy Simon, and chubby, impressionable Theodore. (92 mins.)
Director: Tim Hill
 
16.
G-Force (2009)
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A specially trained squad of guinea pigs is dispatched to stop a diabolical billionaire from taking over the world. (88 mins.)
 
17.
The Happening (2008)
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A science teacher, his wife, and a young girl struggle to survive a plague that causes those infected to commit suicide. (91 mins.)
 
18.
Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (2007)
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The Fantastic Four learn that they aren't the only super-powered beings in the universe when they square off against the powerful Silver Surfer and the planet-eating Galactus. (92 mins.)
Director: Tim Story
 
19.
Cop Out (2010)
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Jimmy's rare baseball card is robbed. Since it's his only hope to pay for his daughter's upcoming wedding, he recruits his cop partner Paul to track down the robber, a memorabilia-obsessed gangster. (107 mins.)
Director: Kevin Smith
 
20.
Shrek Forever After (2010)
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Rumpelstiltskin tricks a mid-life crisis burdened Shrek into allowing himself to be erased from existence and cast in a dark alternate timeline where Rumpel rules supreme. (93 mins.)
Director: Mike Mitchell
 
21.
Little Nicky (2000)
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After two of the devil's three sons escape Hell to wreak havoc on Earth, the devil must send his third son, the mild-mannered Nicky, to bring them back before it's too late. (90 mins.)
Director: Steven Brill
 
22.
Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.9/10 X  
A group of smart-talking toddlers find themselves at the center of a media mogul's experiment to crack the code to baby talk. The toddlers must race against time for the sake of babies everywhere. (88 mins.)
Director: Bob Clark
 
23.
Norbit (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.9/10 X  
A mild-mannered guy, who is engaged to a monstrous woman, meets the woman of his dreams, and schemes to find a way to be with her. (102 mins.)
Director: Brian Robbins
 
24.
Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
Mystery Inc. must save Coolsville from an attack of past unmasked monsters brought to life by an evil masked figure trying to "unmask" the gang. (93 mins.)
Director: Raja Gosnell
 
25.
Obsessed (2009)
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A successful asset manager, who has just received a huge promotion, is blissfully happy in his career and in his marriage. But when a temp worker starts stalking him, all the things he's worked so hard for are placed in jeopardy. (108 mins.)
Director: Steve Shill
 
26.
Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.1/10 X  
Carmen's caught in a virtual reality game designed by the Kids' new nemesis, the Toymaker (Stallone). It's up to Juni to save his sister, and ultimately the world. (84 mins.)
 
27.
Cheaper by the Dozen (2003)
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With his wife doing a book tour, a father of twelve must handle a new job and his unstable brood. (98 mins.)
Director: Shawn Levy
 
28.
Cheaper by the Dozen 2 (2005)
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The Bakers, while on vacation, find themselves competing with a rival family of eight children. (94 mins.)
Director: Adam Shankman
 
29.
Underdog (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
A Beagle must use his newly-bestowed superpowers to defend Capitol City from mad scientist Simon Barsinister. (84 mins.)
 
30.
Dragonball: Evolution (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.7/10 X  
The young warrior Son Goku sets out on a quest, racing against time and the vengeful King Piccolo, to collect a set of seven magical orbs that will grant their wielder unlimited power. (85 mins.)
Director: James Wong
 
31.
The Love Guru (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.8/10 X  
Pitka, an American raised outside of his country by gurus, returns to the States in order to break into the self-help business. His first challenge is to settle the romantic troubles and subsequent professional skid of a star hockey player whose wife left him for a rival athlete. (87 mins.)
Director: Marco Schnabel
 
32.
Dumb & Dumber (1994)
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The cross-country adventures of two good-hearted but incredibly stupid friends. (107 mins.)
Director: Peter Farrelly
 
33.
Scary Movie 2 (2001)
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Four teens are tricked by their professor into visiting a haunted house for a school project. (83 mins.)
 
34.
Meet the Spartans (2008)
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The heroic Spartan king Leonidas, armed with nothing but leather underwear and a cape, leads a ragtag... (86 mins.)
 
35.
MacGruber (2010)
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Former special operative MacGruber is called back into action to take down his arch-enemy, Dieter Von Cunth, who's in possession of a nuclear warhead and bent on destroying Washington, D.C. (90 mins.)
Director: Jorma Taccone
 
36.
Scooby-Doo (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
After an acrimonious break up, the Mystery Inc. gang are individually brought to an island resort to investigate strange goings on. (86 mins.)
Director: Raja Gosnell
 
37.
Catwoman (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.3/10 X  
A shy woman, endowed with the speed, reflexes, and senses of a cat, walks a thin line between criminal and hero, even as a detective doggedly pursues her, fascinated by both of her personas. (104 mins.)
Director: Pitof
 
38.
Beverly Hills Ninja (1997)
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A man tries to rescue a woman with a little help from his half brother. (88 mins.)
Director: Dennis Dugan
 
39.
Look Who's Talking (1989)
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After a single, career-minded woman is left on her own to give birth to the child of a married man, she finds a new romantic chance in a cab driver. Meanwhile, the point-of-view of the newborn boy is narrated through voice-over. (93 mins.)
Director: Amy Heckerling
 
40.
Look Who's Talking Too (1990)
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This time, a new baby is on the way, and it's a girl. Wrapped together with the standard conflict between mother and father, Mikey engages in a bit of sibling rivalry with his new sister. (81 mins.)
Director: Amy Heckerling
 
41.
Look Who's Talking Now (1993)
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In this, the third film, it's the pets who do the talking. The Ubriacco's find themselves the owners of two dogs... (96 mins.)
Director: Tom Ropelewski
 
42.
Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.5/10 X  
The world famous singing pre-teen chipmunk trio return to contend with the pressures of school, celebrity, and a rival female music group known as The Chipettes. (88 mins.)
Director: Betty Thomas
 
43.
Monster-in-Law (2005)
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The love life of Charlotte is reduced to an endless string of disastrous blind dates, until she meets the perfect man, Kevin. Unfortunately, his merciless mother will do anything to destroy their relationship. (101 mins.)
Director: Robert Luketic
 
44.
The Waterboy (1998)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
A waterboy for a college football team discovers he has a unique tackling ability and becomes a member of the team. (90 mins.)
Director: Frank Coraci
 
45.
Billy Madison (1995)
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In order to inherit his fed up father's hotel empire, an immature and lazy man must repeat grades 1-12 all over again. (89 mins.)
Director: Tamra Davis