Worst Movies I saw in Theaters

I am a movie guy. These are the movies that I saw in theaters that were SO bad, I beat myself everyday to get rid of the awful memories of sitting in theater watching nonesence. Heres my list.
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1.
Jaws: The Revenge (1987)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.9/10 X  
Chief Brody's widow believes that her family is deliberately being targeted by another shark in search of revenge. (89 mins.)
Director: Joseph Sargent
“ Good Lord....worst movie ever in general! ” - TheSonomaDude
 
2.
Date Movie (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.7/10 X  
Spoof of romantic comedies which focuses on a man, his crush, his parents, and her father. (83 mins.)
Director: Aaron Seltzer
“ Walk-out! ” - TheSonomaDude
 
3.
Tornado! (1996 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.7/10 X  
An accountant sent to produce an evaluation of a tornado research project, and the scientist running the project pursue tornadoes and each other. (89 mins.)
Director: Noel Nosseck
“ Dont let the "tv movie" symbol fool you, this WAS theatrical! I swear! ” - TheSonomaDude
 
4.
Night of the Living Dead 3D (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.1/10 X  
Both an homage to and a re-imagining of the original 1968 film, this update follows a group of survivors trapped in a farmhouse battling a siege of undead zombies....in 3D! (80 mins.)
 
5.
The Last Airbender (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.2/10 X  
Follows the adventures of Aang, a young successor to a long line of Avatars, who must master all four elements and stop the Fire Nation from enslaving the Water Tribes and the Earth Kingdom. (103 mins.)
 
6.
Night of the Lepus (1972)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.0/10 X  
Giant mutant rabbits terrorize the southwest!! (88 mins.)
“ Its grown on me...barely ” - TheSonomaDude
 
7.
Winterbeast (1992 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
In a wintery kind of town somewhere, people are being killed off by possessed totem poles. (80 mins.)
“ Hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaahahaha ” - TheSonomaDude
 
8.
Marmaduke (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.2/10 X  
A suburban family moves to a new neighborhood with their large yet lovable Great Dane, who has a tendency to wreak havoc in his own oblivious way. (87 mins.)
Director: Tom Dey
 
9.
The Pebble and the Penguin (1995)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
A lovable but introverted penguin named Hubie plans to present his betrothal pebble to the bird of his dreams. (74 mins.)
“ Walk-out! ” - TheSonomaDude
 
10.
The Last Song (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
A rebellious girl is sent to a Southern beach town for the summer to stay with her father. Through their mutual love of music, the estranged duo learn to reconnect. (107 mins.)
“ Oh, the things I'll do to please my girlfriend...*sigh* ” - TheSonomaDude
 
11.
Quest for Camelot (1998)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
An adventurous girl, a young blind hermit and a goofy two headed dragon race to find the lost sword Excalibur to save King Arthur and Camelot from disaster. (86 mins.)
“ I had a huge urge to walk out, but didnt. ” - TheSonomaDude
 
12.
Mr. Nanny (1993)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
A former professional wrestler is hired to be the bodyguard/nanny for a couple of bratty kids whose inventor father is being stalked by a rival. (84 mins.)
 
13.
Jaws 3-D (1983)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
The sons of police chief Brody must protect civilians at a SeaWorld theme park after a 35-foot shark becomes trapped in the park with them. (99 mins.)
Director: Joe Alves
 
14.
Leprechaun 2 (1994)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.4/10 X  
On his one thousandth birthday, an evil leprechaun selects the descendant of one of his slaves to have as his bride, leaving it up to the girl's boyfriend to save her. (85 mins.)
Director: Rodman Flender
 
15.
A Sound of Thunder (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.2/10 X  
When a scientist sent back to the prehistoric era strays off the path he causes a chain of events that alters history in disastrous ways. (101 mins.)
Director: Peter Hyams
“ Walk-Out! ” - TheSonomaDude
 
16.
Valiant (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
Set in 1944, Valiant is a woodland pigeon who wants to become a great hero someday. When he hears they... (76 mins.)
Director: Gary Chapman
 
17.
Doogal (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.8/10 X  
This is the story of Doogal, an adorable candy-loving mutt who goes on a mission to save the world.... (85 mins.)
“ Poor British folk... ” - TheSonomaDude
 
18.
Lottery Ticket (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
Kevin Carson is a young man living in the projects who has to survive a three-day weekend after his opportunistic neighbors find out he's holding a winning lottery ticket worth $370 million. (99 mins.)
Director: Erik White
“ Never let a drunk black (hot) woman you met at a bar tell you what movie to go see. Trust me. ” - TheSonomaDude
 
19.
Showgirls (1995)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.7/10 X  
Nomi, a young drifter, arrives in Las Vegas to become a dancer and soon sets about clawing and pushing her way to become the top of the Vegas showgirls. (128 mins.)
Director: Paul Verhoeven
 
20.
Monster (1980)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.8/10 X  
A rural Colombian village is attacked by a horrible sea serpent, aroused by industrial pollution of a nearby lake... (98 mins.)
Director: Kenneth Herts
“ hahaha "based on true story" my ass! ” - TheSonomaDude
 
21.
Solo (1996)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.9/10 X  
Mario Van Peebles stars as an android killing weapon designed by the military and utilized to enter into a Latin American war to destroy the rebels... (94 mins.)
Director: Norberto Barba
 
22.
Who's That Girl (1987)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.7/10 X  
The life of an uptight tax lawyer turns chaotic when he is asked to escort a young woman newly released from prison, who persuades him to help prove her innocence. (92 mins.)
Director: James Foley
“ Modanna looked like a dude. ” - TheSonomaDude
 
23.
Man-Thing (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.0/10 X  
Agents of an oil tycoon vanish while exploring a swamp marked for drilling. The local sheriff investigates and faces a Seminole legend come to life: Man-Thing, a shambling swamp-monster whose touch burns those who feel fear. (97 mins.)
Director: Brett Leonard
“ I would've walked out...if I didnt fall asleep! ” - TheSonomaDude
 
24.
Up from the Depths (1979)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.7/10 X  
A giant shark-like creature preys on a Hawaiian tourist community. (85 mins.)
 
25.
Jonah Hex (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.7/10 X  
The U.S. military makes a scarred bounty hunter with warrants on his own head an offer he cannot refuse: in exchange for his freedom, he must stop a terrorist who is ready to unleash Hell on Earth. (81 mins.)
Director: Jimmy Hayward
“ Walk-out! ” - TheSonomaDude
 
26.
Shrek the Third (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
When his new father-in-law, King Harold falls ill, Shrek is looked at as the heir to the land of Far, Far Away. Not one to give up his beloved swamp, Shrek recruits his friends Donkey and Puss in Boots to install the rebellious Artie as the new king. Princess Fiona, however, rallies a band of royal girlfriends to fend off a coup d'etat by the jilted Prince Charming. (93 mins.)
 
27.
Meet the Spartans (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.7/10 X  
The heroic Spartan king Leonidas, armed with nothing but leather underwear and a cape, leads a ragtag... (86 mins.)
 
28.
Yours, Mine & Ours (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
A widowed Coast Guard Admiral and a widow handbag designer fall in love and marry, much to the dismay of her 10 and his 8 children. (88 mins.)
Director: Raja Gosnell
“ Crappy remake at its worst ” - TheSonomaDude
 
29.
Dance Flick (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.5/10 X  
Street dancer Thomas Uncles is from the wrong side of the tracks, but his bond with the beautiful Megan White might help the duo realize their dreams as they enter in the mother of all dance battles. (83 mins.)
 
30.
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
Sam Witwicky leaves the Autobots behind for a normal life. But when his mind is filled with cryptic symbols, the Decepticons target him and he is dragged back into the Transformers' war. (150 mins.)
Director: Michael Bay
 
31.
Captain America (1990)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.3/10 X  
Frozen in the ice for decades, Captain America is freed to battle against arch-criminal, The Red Skull. (97 mins.)
Director: Albert Pyun
 
32.
Nanny McPhee Returns (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
Nanny McPhee arrives to help a harried young mother who is trying to run the family farm while her husband is away at war, though she uses her magic to teach the woman's children and their two spoiled cousins five new lessons. (109 mins.)
Director: Susanna White
“ I know this might be cruel, but the child actors were unbearably british! Uh-oww! ” - TheSonomaDude
 
33.
The Thief and the Cobbler (1993)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.1/10 X  
When Tack upsets Zigzag the Vizier, the wizard drags him off to the royal castle, where Princess Yum... (72 mins.)
“ It was called Arabian Knight when I saw it in theaters. ” - TheSonomaDude
 
34.
Cyborg (1989)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
A martial artist hunts a killer in a plague-infested urban dump of the future. (86 mins.)
Director: Albert Pyun
“ JCVD only says 19 lines of dialoge. ” - TheSonomaDude
 
35.
Alpha and Omega (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
Two young wolves at opposite ends of their pack's social order are thrown together into a foreign land and need each other to return home, but love complicates everything. (90 mins.)