My Least Favorite Films

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1.
A Serbian Film (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
An aging porn star agrees to participate in an "art film" in order to make a clean break from the business, only to discover that he has been drafted into making a pedophilia and necrophilia themed snuff film. (104 mins.)
 
2.
Let Me In (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.2/10 X  
A bullied young boy befriends a young female vampire who lives in secrecy with her guardian. (116 mins.)
Director: Matt Reeves
“ A remake made solely because people are too fucking stupid to read subtitles. The original is the best film I've ever seen and there's no reason for this piece of shit to exist. Characters are dumbed down to a retarded level along with terrible acting. ” - Tebay71
 
3.
Martyrs (2015)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.0/10 X  
A woman and her childhood friend seek out revenge on those who victimized and abused them. (86 mins.)
 
4.
Twilight (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
A teenage girl risks everything when she falls in love with a vampire. (122 mins.)
“ Saying this is a vampire movie like Let the Right One In, is like saying Lord of the Rings is like Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer because it has elves. Twilight and all the other bullshit sequels are just teen dramas with epically horrible acting. ” - Tebay71
 
5.
The Passion of the Christ (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.1/10 X  
Depicts the final twelve hours in the life of Jesus of Nazareth, on the day of his crucifixion in Jerusalem. (127 mins.)
Director: Mel Gibson
“ 2 hours of watching somebody get beat-up, and nothing else....no thanks. ” - Tebay71
 
6.
Insidious (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.8/10 X  
A family looks to prevent evil spirits from trapping their comatose child in a realm called The Further. (103 mins.)
Director: James Wan
 
7.
The Book of Eli (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.9/10 X  
A post-apocalyptic tale, in which a lone man fights his way across America in order to protect a sacred book that holds the secrets to saving humankind. (118 mins.)
“ Plot holes galore with no fulfillment in the end. ” - Tebay71
 
8.
Altitude (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
After a mysterious malfunction sends their small plane climbing out of control, a rookie pilot and her four teenage friends find themselves trapped in a deadly showdown with a supernatural force. (90 mins.)
Director: Kaare Andrews
“ Some of the worst dialogue from even worse and cliche characters. ” - Tebay71
 
9.
Poltergeist III (1988)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.5/10 X  
Carol Anne is staying with her aunt in a highrise building, and the supernatural forces that have haunted her previously follow her there. (98 mins.)
Director: Gary Sherman
“ The first one is one of my favorite movies, and this doesn't deserve to have the word "Poltergeist" in it's title. Everything about this movie is bad, most of all is that it doesn't even make sense from the original story. ” - Tebay71
 
10.
The Fog (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
The inhabitants of Antonio Island, off the coast of Oregon, are about to unveil a statue honoring the four men (Castle... (100 mins.)
“ Just another remake that wasn't called for. Nothing was good about this mockery. ” - Tebay71