AvsJoe's Top to Bottom Movies of 2009 (and ONLY 2009, none of that 2008 B.S.)

Unfinished list of 2009 movies ranked from best to worst. How many have you seen?
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1.
The Secret of Kells (2009)
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A young boy in a remote medieval outpost under siege from barbarian raids is beckoned to adventure when a celebrated master illuminator arrives with an ancient book, brimming with secret wisdom and powers. (75 mins.)
 
2.
Technotise: Edit & I (2009)
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Belgrade 2074. Edit is a student. After a few failed exams she decides to implant a memory chip... but, something strange starts happening to her. (100 mins.)
 
3.
The Cove (2009 Documentary)
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Using state-of-the-art equipment, a group of activists, led by renowned dolphin trainer Ric O'Barry, infiltrate a cove near Taijii, Japan to expose both a shocking instance of animal abuse and a serious threat to human health. (92 mins.)
Director: Louie Psihoyos
 
4.
Panic Attack! (2009 Short Film)
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Giant robots invade Montevideo. (5 mins.)
Director: Fede Alvarez
 
5.
Alma (2009 Short Film)
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Alma, a little girl, skips through the snow covered streets of a small town. Her attention is caught by a strange doll in an antique toy shop window. Fascinated, Alma decides to enter. (6 mins.)
Director: Rodrigo Blaas
 
6.
Miracle Fish (2009 Short Film)
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8 year old Joe has a Birthday he will never forget. After friends bully him, he sneaks off to the sick bay, wishing everyone in the world would go away. He wakes up to find his dream may have become a reality. (17 mins.)
Director: Luke Doolan
 
7.
Gabriel Iglesias: I'm Not Fat... I'm Fluffy (2009 TV Special)
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Gabriel Iglesias returns to the stage in this all-new comedy special where he performs in front of a... (60 mins.)
Director: Manny Rodriguez
 
8.
Meet the Spy (2009 Video)
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The BLU Spy warns the other mercenaries of the danger of the RED Spy after finding a dead colleague. (3 mins.)
Director: Robin Walker
 
9.
American: The Bill Hicks Story (2009 Documentary)
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Photo-animated feature documentary, uniquely narrated by the 10 people who knew Bill best. (102 mins.)
 
10.
Nemesis (2009 Short Film)
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The story of Arne, who is convinced he has superpowers. He just has not found them yet. So he decides to put up a wanted note for an archenemy, hoping that it will help him discover his true powers. (8 mins.)
Director: Stian Hafstad
 
11.
Shouting Fire: Stories from the Edge of Free Speech (2009 Documentary)
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First Amendment attorney Martin Garbus talks about the history and current state of free speech in America (75 mins.)
Director: Liz Garbus
 
12.
The Nine-Thirty (2009 Short Film)
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The nine-thirty appointment at a psychiatric halfway house leaves us wondering who's more in need of help -- the patient or the doctor. (13 mins.)
 
13.
Avatar (2009)
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A paraplegic marine dispatched to the moon Pandora on a unique mission becomes torn between following his orders and protecting the world he feels is his home. (162 mins.)
Director: James Cameron
 
14.
Coraline (2009)
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An adventurous girl finds another world that is a strangely idealized version of her frustrating home, but it has sinister secrets. (100 mins.)
Director: Henry Selick
 
15.
Exam (2009)
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The final eight candidates for a highly desirable corporate job are locked together in an exam room and given a test with one question. It seems simple yet confusing that soon, tensions begin to unravel. (101 mins.)
 
16.
Ed Byrne: Different Class (2009 Video)
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Lauded by critics and audiences alike, this blistering one man show takes in such diverse topics as WAGs, Goths, the class system and DVD piracy as well as frank and honest tales about Ed's upbringing, his parents and his recent nuptials. (107 mins.)
Director: Matt Askem
Stars: Ed Byrne
 
17.
The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day (2009)
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The MacManus brothers are living a quiet life in Ireland with their father, but when they learn that their beloved priest has been killed by mob forces, they go back to Boston to bring justice to those responsible and avenge the priest. (118 mins.)
Director: Troy Duffy
 
18.
Doghouse (2009)
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A group of men, heading to a remote village to help one of their friends get over his divorce, soon discover that all the women have been infected with a virus that makes them man-hating cannibals. (89 mins.)
Director: Jake West
 
19.
1939: Hollywood's Greatest Year (2009 Documentary)
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(69 mins.)
 
20.
Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs (2009)
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When Sid's attempt to adopt three dinosaur eggs gets him abducted by their real mother to an underground lost world, his friends attempt to rescue him. (94 mins.)
 
21.
Star Trek (2009)
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The brash James T. Kirk tries to live up to his father's legacy with Mr. Spock keeping him in check as a vengeful Romulan from the future creates black holes to destroy the Federation one planet at a time. (127 mins.)
Director: J.J. Abrams
 
22.
Invictus (2009)
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Nelson Mandela, in his first term as the South African President, initiates a unique venture to unite the apartheid-torn land: enlist the national rugby team on a mission to win the 1995 Rugby World Cup. (134 mins.)
Director: Clint Eastwood
 
23.
District 9 (2009)
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An extraterrestrial race forced to live in slum-like conditions on Earth suddenly finds a kindred spirit in a government agent who is exposed to their biotechnology. (112 mins.)
Director: Neill Blomkamp
 
24.
Splice (2009)
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Genetic engineers Clive Nicoli and Elsa Kast hope to achieve fame by successfully splicing together the DNA of different animals to create new hybrid animals for medical use. (104 mins.)
Director: Vincenzo Natali
 
25.
The Proposal (2009)
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A pushy boss forces her young assistant to marry her in order to keep her visa status in the U.S. and avoid deportation to Canada. (108 mins.)
Director: Anne Fletcher
 
26.
Up (2009)
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Seventy-eight year old Carl Fredricksen travels to Paradise Falls in his home equipped with balloons, inadvertently taking a young stowaway. (96 mins.)
 
27.
Watchmen (2009)
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In 1985 where former superheroes exist, the murder of a colleague sends active vigilante Rorschach into his own sprawling investigation, uncovering something that could completely change the course of history as we know it. (162 mins.)
Director: Zack Snyder
 
28.
The Lady and the Reaper (La dama y la muerte) (2009 Short Film)
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A sweet old lady is living alone in her farm, waiting for the arrival of death to meet her beloved husband again... (8 mins.)
 
29.
Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009)
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An urbane fox cannot resist returning to his farm raiding ways and then must help his community survive the farmers' retaliation. (87 mins.)
Director: Wes Anderson
 
30.
Defendor (2009)
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Arthur Poppington, a regular man who adopts a superhero persona, known as 'Defendor', combs the city streets at night, in search of his arch-enemy, Captain Industry. (101 mins.)
Director: Peter Stebbings
 
31.
Winnebago Man (2009 Documentary)
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Jack Rebney is the most famous man you've never heard of - after cursing his way through a Winnebago sales video... (85 mins.)
Director: Ben Steinbauer
 
32.
Antichrist (2009)
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A grieving couple retreat to their cabin in the woods, hoping to repair their broken hearts and troubled marriage. But nature takes its course and things go from bad to worse. (108 mins.)
Director: Lars von Trier
 
33.
The Crisis of Credit Visualized (2009 Short Film)
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Director: Jonathan Jarvis
 
34.
Grotesque (2009)
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An unnamed doctor has always had everything he's ever wanted, but that has only made him develop more extreme and depraved needs... (73 mins.)
Director: Kôji Shiraishi
 
35.
Afro Samurai: Resurrection (2009 TV Movie)
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When his father's body is stolen from its grave, Afro takes up his sword again to tear through an army of deadly foes led by a sadistic leader. (97 mins.)
Director: Fuminori Kizaki
 
36.
In the Loop (2009)
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A political satire about a group of skeptical American and British operatives attempting to prevent a war between two countries. (106 mins.)
 
37.
The Men Who Stare at Goats (2009)
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A reporter in Iraq might just have the story of a lifetime when he meets Lyn Cassady, a guy who claims to be a former member of the U.S. Army's New Earth Army, a unit that employs paranormal powers in their missions. (94 mins.)
Director: Grant Heslov
 
38.
Precious (2009)
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In New York City's Harlem circa 1987, an overweight, abused, illiterate teen who is pregnant with her second child is invited to enroll in an alternative school in hopes that her life can head in a new direction. (110 mins.)
Director: Lee Daniels
 
39.
Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian (2009)
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Security guard Larry Daley infiltrates the Smithsonian Institution in order to rescue Jedediah and Octavius, who have been shipped to the museum by mistake. (105 mins.)
Director: Shawn Levy
 
40.
Angel of Death (2009)
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A career assassin becomes haunted by one of her victims following a near fatal injury to her brain. Becoming a rogue assassin settling the score with her former mob employers, chaos and power struggles ensue. (77 mins.)
Director: Paul Etheredge
 
41.
Couples Retreat (2009)
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A comedy centered around four couples who settle into a tropical-island resort for a vacation. While one of the couples is there to work on the marriage, the others fail to realize that participation in the resort's therapy sessions is not optional. (113 mins.)
 
42.
Drag Me to Hell (2009)
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A loan officer who evicts an old woman from her home finds herself the recipient of a supernatural curse. Desperate, she turns to a seer to try and save her soul, while evil forces work to push her to a breaking point. (99 mins.)
Director: Sam Raimi
 
43.
Inglourious Basterds (2009)
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In Nazi-occupied France during World War II, a plan to assassinate Nazi leaders by a group of Jewish U.S. soldiers coincides with a theatre owner's vengeful plans for the same. (153 mins.)
 
44.
The Final Destination (2009)
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After a young man's premonition of a deadly race-car crash helps saves the lives of his peers, Death sets out to collect those who evaded their end. (82 mins.)
Director: David R. Ellis
 
45.
Observe and Report (2009)
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Bi-polar mall security guard Ronnie Barnhardt is called into action to stop a flasher from turning shopper's paradise into his personal peep show. But when Barnhardt can't bring the culprit to justice, a surly police detective is recruited to close the case. (86 mins.)
Director: Jody Hill
 
46.
Pigeon: Impossible (2009 Short Film)
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The tale of Walter, a rookie secret agent faced with a problem seldom covered in basic training: what to do when a curious pigeon gets trapped inside your multi-million dollar, government-issued nuclear briefcase. (6 mins.)
Director: Lucas Martell
 
47.
Reach (2009 Short Film)
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A tiny robot is given the gift of life with only one limitation, the length of his power cable. (7 mins.)
Director: Luke Randall
 
48.
The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard (2009)
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Used-car liquidator Don Ready is hired by a flailing auto dealership to turn their Fourth of July sale into a majorly profitable event. (89 mins.)
Director: Neal Brennan
 
49.
Comedy Central Roast of Larry the Cable Guy (2009 Documentary)
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Lisa Lampinelli hosts the Comedy Central Roast of Larry the Cable Guy with Toby Keith, Warren Sapp, Jeff Foxworthy, Greg Giraldo, Nick DiPaolo, Gary Busey, Jeff Ross and Maureen McCormack among others.
Director: Joel Gallen
 
50.
Seth & Alex's Almost Live Comedy Show (2009 Short Film)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
A commercial-free variety special starring Seth MacFarlane and his "Family Guy" co-star Alex Borstein... (30 mins.)
 
51.
The Maiden Heist (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
A comedy centered on three museum security guards who devise a plan to steal back the artworks to which they have become attached after they are transferred to another museum. (90 mins.)
Director: Peter Hewitt
 
52.
We Live in Public (2009 Documentary)
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A documentary focusing on the life of dot-com entrepreneur Josh Harris, and his exploits over the last decade. (91 mins.)
Director: Ondi Timoner
 
53.
The Blind Side (2009)
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The story of Michael Oher, a homeless and traumatized boy who became an All American football player and first round NFL draft pick with the help of a caring woman and her family. (129 mins.)
 
54.
Suck (2009)
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A comedy centered on a rock 'n' roll band that will do anything to become famous. (91 mins.)
Director: Rob Stefaniuk
 
55.
I Love You Phillip Morris (2009)
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A cop turns con man once he comes out of the closet. Once imprisoned, he meets the second love of his life, whom he'll stop at nothing to be with. (98 mins.)
 
56.
High Lane (2009)
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A group of friends on vacation decide to venture onto a trail high up in the mountains that has been closed for repairs... (90 mins.)
Director: Abel Ferry
 
57.
Duck Heart Teslacoil (2009 Short Film)
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A young duck learns how to deal with a bus stop bully through the use of high voltage weaponry. (6 mins.)
 
58.
Dead Snow (2009)
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A ski vacation turns horrific for a group of medical students, as they find themselves confronted by an unimaginable menace: Nazi zombies. (90 mins.)
Director: Tommy Wirkola
 
59.
Logorama (2009 Short Film)
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Police chase an armed criminal in a version of Los Angeles comprised entirely of corporate logos. (16 mins.)
 
60.
Multiplayer (2009 Short Film)
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Three friends, who all look remarkably similar, spend a quiet evening discussing the merits of video games and pizza. (10 mins.)
 
61.
Cornered! (2009)
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During their nightly poker game a group of lowlifes are terrorized in their own convenience store by a masked killer. (87 mins.)
Director: Daniel Maze
 
62.
Case 39 (2009)
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A social worker fights to save a girl from her abusive parents, only to discover that the situation is more dangerous than she ever expected. (109 mins.)
 
63.
Cat's Meow (2009 Short Film)
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It's not easy being a pet owner, and it's definitely not easy being a pet! While taking an afternoon cat-nap...
Director: Jorge Garcia
 
64.
Flavor of the Day (2009 Video)
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One man...one cone...one goal...to reach the bench with his tower of ice cream. Its a test of grace, agility, and balance...to bad he has none of those skills. (2 mins.)
Director: Shaun Abernathy
 
65.
8-Bit Waterslide in Real Life! (2009 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.8/10 X  
Retro 8-BIT animated fun for the Nintendo generation! (1 mins.)
 
66.
Monsters vs. Aliens (2009)
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A woman transformed into a giant after she is struck by a meteorite on her wedding day becomes part of a team of monsters sent in by the U.S. government to defeat an alien mastermind trying to take over Earth. (94 mins.)
 
67.
Chloe (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
A doctor hires an escort to seduce her husband, whom she suspects of cheating, though unforeseen events put the marriage in danger. (96 mins.)
Director: Atom Egoyan
 
68.
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009)
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As Harry Potter begins his sixth year at Hogwarts, he discovers an old book marked as "the property of the Half-Blood Prince" and begins to learn more about Lord Voldemort's dark past. (153 mins.)
Director: David Yates
 
69.
Sherlock Holmes (2009)
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Detective Sherlock Holmes and his stalwart partner Watson engage in a battle of wits and brawn with a nemesis whose plot is a threat to all of England. (128 mins.)
Director: Guy Ritchie
 
70.
The Invention of Lying (2009)
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A comedy set in a world where no one has ever lied, until a writer seizes the opportunity for personal gain. (100 mins.)
 
71.
2012 (2009)
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A frustrated writer struggles to keep his family alive when a series of global catastrophes threatens to annihilate mankind. (158 mins.)
Director: Roland Emmerich
 
72.
A Perfect Getaway (2009)
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Two pairs of lovers on a Hawaiian vacation discover that psychopaths are stalking and murdering tourists on the islands. (98 mins.)
Director: David Twohy
 
73.
Iron Maiden: Flight 666 (2009 Documentary)
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A chronological account of the heavy metal band Iron Maiden's 2008 world tour through India, Australia, Japan, USA, Canada, Mexico and South America in a jet piloted by the band's front man, Bruce Dickinson. Features interviews with the musicians, their road crew and fans. (112 mins.)
 
74.
17 Again (2009)
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Mike O'Donnell is ungrateful for how his life turned out. He gets a chance to rewrite his life when he tried to save a janitor near a bridge and jumped after him into a time vortex. (102 mins.)
Director: Burr Steers
 
75.
Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs (2009)
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A local scientist is often regarded as a failure until he invents a machine that can make food fall from the sky. But little does he know, that things are about to take a turn for the worst. (90 mins.)
 
76.
Get Low (2009)
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A movie spun out of equal parts folk tale, fable and real-life legend about the mysterious, 1930s Tennessee hermit who famously threw his own rollicking funeral party... while he was still alive. (103 mins.)
Director: Aaron Schneider
 
77.
Harry Brown (2009)
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An elderly ex-serviceman and widower looks to avenge his best friend's murder by doling out his own form of justice. (103 mins.)
Director: Daniel Barber
 
78.
Best Worst Movie (2009 Documentary)
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A look at the making of the film Troll 2 and its journey from being crowned the "worst film of all time" to a cherished cult classic. (93 mins.)
 
79.
Tsunami: Caught on Camera (2009 Documentary)
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A minute-by-minute account of the Boxing Day 2004 Tsunami told through amateur video footage of people who were there. (90 mins.)
 
80.
Pax Americana and the Weaponization of Space (2009 Documentary)
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When a war starts in space, can anyone really win? (43 mins.)
Director: Denis Delestrac
 
81.
Rampage (2009)
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A man with a thirst for revenge builds a full body armor from Kevlar and goes on a killing spree. (85 mins.)
Director: Uwe Boll
 
82.
Vampire Killers (2009)
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Their women having been enslaved by the local pack of lesbian vampires thanks to an ancient curse, the remaining menfolk of a rural town send two hapless young lads out onto the moors as a sacrifice. (86 mins.)
Director: Phil Claydon
 
83.
Gamer (2009)
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In a future mind-controlling game, death row convicts are forced to battle in a 'Doom'-type environment. Convict Kable, controlled by Simon, a skilled teenage gamer, must survive thirty sessions in order to be set free. Or won't he? (95 mins.)
Director: Neveldine, Taylor
 
84.
9 (2009)
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A rag doll that awakens in a postapocalyptic future holds the key to humanity's salvation. (79 mins.)
Director: Shane Acker
 
85.
12 Rounds (2009)
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Detective Danny Fisher discovers his girlfriend has been kidnapped by a ex-con tied to Fisher's past, and he'll have to successfully complete 12 challenges in order to secure her safe release. (108 mins.)
Director: Renny Harlin
 
86.
Miss March (2009)
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A young man awakens from a four-year coma to hear that his once virginal high-school sweetheart has... (90 mins.)
 
87.
Duplicity (2009)
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Two ex-government agents turned rival industrial spies have to be at the top of their game when one of their companies prepares to launch a major product. However, they distract each other in more ways than one. (125 mins.)
Director: Tony Gilroy
 
88.
Life Blood (2009 Video)
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New Year's Eve, 1969: While driving on the Pearblossom Highway, a lesbian couple encounters the creator of the universe. Laid to rest for 40 years, the women wake up on New Year's Day as reborn creatures. (85 mins.)
Director: Ron Carlson
 
89.
Leaves of Grass (2009)
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An Ivy League professor is lured back to his Oklahoma hometown, where his twin brother, a small-time pot grower, has concocted a scheme to take down a local drug lord. (105 mins.)
 
90.
The Princess and the Frog (2009)
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A waitress, desperate to fulfill her dreams as a restaurant owner, is set on a journey to turn a frog prince back into a human being, but she has to face the same problem after she kisses him. (97 mins.)
 
91.
Daybreakers (2009)
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In the year 2019, a plague has transformed almost every human into vampires. Faced with a dwindling blood supply, the fractured dominant race plots their survival; meanwhile, a researcher works with a covert band of vamps on a way to save humankind. (98 mins.)
 
92.
Bill Engvall: Aged & Confused (2009 TV Special)
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(60 mins.)
Director: David Higby
 
93.
Hugh Hefner: Playboy, Activist and Rebel (2009 Documentary)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.0/10 X  
A look at the battles Hugh Hefner fought over the years against the U.S. government, the religious right, and militant feminists. (124 mins.)
Director: Brigitte Berman
 
94.
The Damned United (2009)
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The story of the controversial Brian Clough's 44-day reign as the coach of the English football club Leeds United. (98 mins.)
Director: Tom Hooper
 
95.
The Slammin' Salmon (2009)
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The owner of a Miami restaurant indebted to the mob institutes a contest to see what waiter can earn the most money in one night. (90 mins.)
Director: Kevin Heffernan
 
96.
Give 'em Hell Malone (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
A tough as nails private investigator (Malone) squares off with gangsters and their thugs to protect a valuable secret. Malone goes through hell to protect the information but he dishes some hell as well... (96 mins.)
Director: Russell Mulcahy
 
97.
After.Life (2009)
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After a car accident, a young woman who is caught between life and death, meets a funeral director who appears to have the gift of transitioning the dead into the afterlife. (104 mins.)
 
98.
The Last Truck: Closing of a GM Plant (2009 Documentary)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.0/10 X  
To the residents of Moraine, Ohio, General Motors was more than just a car company, it was the lifeblood of a community... (40 mins.)
 
99.
Dolan's Cadillac (2009)
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A young man attempts to seek to avenge his wife's death after she is murdered by a Las Vegas mobster. (89 mins.)
Director: Jeff Beesley
 
100.
The Art of Drowning (2009 Short Film)
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Ponders the possibilities of what awaits us at the end of our life. (2 mins.)
Director: Diego Maclean