the GREATEST WORST Movies of ALL TIME

Bad movies aren't usually planned as bad movies. The creators probably think they may be making a great movie and sometimes they were just one c!*?hair from a great movie. These are COLOSSALLY BAD.
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1.
Showgirls (1995)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
Nomi, a young drifter, arrives in Las Vegas to become a dancer and soon sets about clawing and pushing her way to become the top of the Vegas showgirls. (128 mins.)
Director: Paul Verhoeven
“ Every FRAME a disaster! ” - rickyoleer@yahoo.com
 
2.
Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.0/10 X  
Aliens resurrect dead humans as zombies and vampires to stop humanity from creating the Solaranite (a sort of sun-driven bomb). (79 mins.)
“ Defies description except everything you've heard is true! ” - rickyoleer@yahoo.com
 
3.
Beyond the Valley of the Dolls (1970)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
Three girls come to Hollywood to make it big, but find only sex, drugs and sleaze. (109 mins.)
Director: Russ Meyer
“ And the man that wrtoe this tells US what's good and what's bad?!? ” - rickyoleer@yahoo.com
 
4.
2012 (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
A frustrated writer struggles to keep his family alive when a series of global catastrophes threatens to annihilate mankind. (158 mins.)
Director: Roland Emmerich
“ An Irwin Allen-esque nightmare! Hooray! ” - rickyoleer@yahoo.com
 
5.
Swept Away (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
A snooty socialite is stranded on a Mediterranean island with a communist sailor. (89 mins.)
Director: Guy Ritchie
“ Unbelievable! ” - rickyoleer@yahoo.com
 
6.
The Conqueror (1956)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.4/10 X  
Mongol chief Temujin battles against Tartar armies and for the love of the Tartar princess Bortai. Temujin becomes the emperor Genghis Khan. (111 mins.)
Director: Dick Powell
“ John Wayne and Susan Hayward. A recipe for BAD! ” - rickyoleer@yahoo.com
 
7.
Song of Norway (1970)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.8/10 X  
Based on the life of Norways greatest composer Edvard Grieg and film in Norway where he lived. The soundtrack is all Edvard Grieg's music with added lyrics. (138 mins.)
Director: Andrew L. Stone
“ Pauline Kael said, about this film, 'Seems to have been made by Trolls'. She is SOOOO right. ” - rickyoleer@yahoo.com
 
8.
The Lonely Lady (1983)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.5/10 X  
A young screenwriter allows others to exploit her in the hopes of "making it" in Hollywood. (92 mins.)
Director: Peter Sasdy
“ Pia Zadora is to acting what Meryl Streep is to race car driving. ” - rickyoleer@yahoo.com
 
9.
54 (1998)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
Famous 70s NYC nightclub seen and told through the eyes of a young employee. (93 mins.)
“ Mike Myers being 'serious' as Steve Rubell....Seriously? ” - rickyoleer@yahoo.com
 
10.
Color of Night (1994)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
A color-blind psychiatrist Bill Capa is stalked by an unknown killer after taking over his murdered friend's therapy group, all of whom have a connection to a mysterious young woman that Capa begins having intense sexual encounters with. (121 mins.)
Director: Richard Rush
“ Anyone who has Bruce Willis as their therapist ought to have his head examined. ” - rickyoleer@yahoo.com
 
11.
Can't Stop the Music (1980)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.5/10 X  
This is a pseudo autobiography of disco's The Village People. (124 mins.)
Director: Nancy Walker
“ Quick. Who has a bigger IQ? The Village People or Steve Guttenberg and Valarie Perrine combined? ” - rickyoleer@yahoo.com
 
12.
Anaconda (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
A "National Geographic" film crew is taken hostage by an insane hunter, who takes them along on his quest to capture the world's largest - and deadliest - snake. (89 mins.)
Director: Luis Llosa
“ Jon Voight doing a frightening, non-descript accent and waterfalls falling up. Gotta love it. ” - rickyoleer@yahoo.com
 
13.
Me and Him (1988)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.2/10 X  
A man's enthusiastic penis starts talking to him, getting him into awkward situations and convincing everyone he tells that he's completely insane. (93 mins.)
Director: Doris Dörrie
“ Griffin Dunne listens to his penis. He should've listened to his dignity. ” - rickyoleer@yahoo.com
 
14.
Change of Habit (1969)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
An incognito nun tries to help a doctor clean up an inner city ghetto, with the pair growing closer as time goes on. (93 mins.)
Director: William Graham
“ Mary Tyler Moore as an inner city nun with Elvis trying to get into her wimple. No wonder she drank. ” - rickyoleer@yahoo.com
 
15.
Glitter (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.1/10 X  
A young singer dates a disc jockey who helps her get into the music business, but their relationship become complicated as she ascends to super stardom. (104 mins.)
“ Mariah Carey. Actress. 'Nuff said. ” - rickyoleer@yahoo.com
 
16.
Ishtar (1987)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.2/10 X  
Two terrible lounge singers get booked to play a gig in a Moroccan hotel but somehow become pawns in an international power play between the CIA, the Emir of Ishtar, and the rebels trying to overthrow his regime. (107 mins.)
Director: Elaine May
“ AKA ' The Road to Hellin a Hand Cart'. ” - rickyoleer@yahoo.com
 
17.
Catwoman (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.3/10 X  
A shy woman, endowed with the speed, reflexes, and senses of a cat, walks a thin line between criminal and hero, even as a detective doggedly pursues her, fascinated by both of her personas. (104 mins.)
Director: Pitof
“ THIS is the performance worthy of Awards.... Razzies, Golden Turkeys etc. ” - rickyoleer@yahoo.com
 
18.
Lost Horizon (1973)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
This retelling of the classic tale of James Hilton's Utopian lost world plays out uneasily amid musical production numbers and Bacharach pop music... (150 mins.)
Director: Charles Jarrott
“ Doncha just love a Liv Ullman musical? ” - rickyoleer@yahoo.com
 
19.
Gigli (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.4/10 X  
The violent story about how a criminal lesbian, a tough-guy hit-man with a heart of gold, and a mentally challenged man came to be best friends through a hostage. (121 mins.)
Director: Martin Brest
“ Al Pacino tried to pay mega bucks to get taken out of this. Why, you may ask. Watch and find out. ” - rickyoleer@yahoo.com
 
20.
Wild in the Streets (1968)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
A young man gains significant political influence as the leader of a counterculture rock band with his rallying cry of voting rights for teenagers. (94 mins.)
Director: Barry Shear
“ Anyone can be groovy but not over 30. Just ask Shelley Winters. ” - rickyoleer@yahoo.com
 
21.
On the Line (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.1/10 X  
A shy advertising employee meets his dream girl on the El train, but doesn't remember to get her phone number, resulting in an all-out search for the mystery girl (85 mins.)
Director: Eric Bross
“ Watch this and wonder why it was necessary for Lance Bass to come out. ” - rickyoleer@yahoo.com
 
22.
Basic Instinct 2 (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.2/10 X  
Novelist Catherine Tramell is once again in trouble with the law, and Scotland Yard appoints psychiatrist Dr. Michael Glass to evaluate her. Though, like Detective Nick Curran before him, Glass is entranced by Tramell and lured into a seductive game. (114 mins.)
“ Only for the die hard masochists..... ” - rickyoleer@yahoo.com
 
23.
From Justin to Kelly (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.1/10 X  
A waitress from Texas and a college student from Pennsylvania meet during spring break in Fort Lauderdale, Florida and come together through their shared love of singing. (81 mins.)
Director: Robert Iscove
“ Guarini NEVER takes his shirt off. I'm guessing he has a twin growing out of his chest...who is a better actor. ” - rickyoleer@yahoo.com
 
24.
Driven (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.5/10 X  
A young hot shot driver is in the middle of a championship season and is coming apart at the seams. A former CART champion is called in to give him guidance. (116 mins.)
Director: Renny Harlin
“ ...To Drink. ” - rickyoleer@yahoo.com
 
25.
Battlefield Earth (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.4/10 X  
After enslavement and near extermination by an alien race in the year 3000, humanity begins to fight back. (118 mins.)
Director: Roger Christian
“ An L. Ron Hubbard travesty. Maybe if they had done it in the nude it would've been at least Grade D porn. Gay porn. Oh, sorry. ” - rickyoleer@yahoo.com