The Worst Movies I've Ever Seen

These are by far, the absolute worst movies I've ever seen!
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1.
Battle Royale (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.7/10 X  
In the future, the Japanese government captures a class of ninth-grade students and forces them to kill each other under the revolutionary "Battle Royale" act. (114 mins.)
Director: Kinji Fukasaku
“ THIS IS THE WORST MOVIE I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. Everything is false, its mindless, tasteless, has no humanity, no soul. Everything is forgettable, the action is beyond idiotic, the deaths are so stupid and unbelieveable, and the entire plot is beyond horrible! The acting is lame, plot threads go nowhere, I have never felt so horrible after seeing a piece of trash like this! ” - Noarules5-2
 
2.
That's My Boy (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
While in his teens, Donny fathered a son, Todd, and raised him as a single parent up until Todd's 18th birthday. Now, after not seeing each other for years, Todd's world comes crashing down when Donny resurfaces just before Todd's wedding. (116 mins.)
Director: Sean Anders
“ The worst American movie I have ever seen in my life! Pedophilia and incest define this piece of $hit! Adam Sandler is a f'ing retard, Andy Samberg is a total idiot, and everyone else is just constantly sucking Adam Sander's 2 inch you know what in this, the plot is beyond horrible, 100% unfunny, you seriously will want to kill yourself after this. ” - Noarules5-2
 
3.
Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.8/10 X  
A horde of mutated birds descends upon the quiet town of Half Moon Bay, California. With the death toll rising, Two citizens manage to fight back, but will they survive Birdemic? (105 mins.)
Director: James Nguyen
“ Just look up some review on YouTube or some other way of previewing it, you'll see why its horrible... ” - Noarules5-2
 
4.
Catwoman (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.3/10 X  
A shy woman, endowed with the speed, reflexes, and senses of a cat, walks a thin line between criminal and hero, even as a detective doggedly pursues her, fascinated by both of her personas. (104 mins.)
Director: Pitof
“ Horrible plot, horrible characters, horrible acting, and completely boring!! Its two hours you'll never get back! ” - Noarules5-2
 
5.
Grown Ups (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
After their high school basketball coach passes away, five good friends and former teammates reunite for a Fourth of July holiday weekend. (102 mins.)
Director: Dennis Dugan
“ No plot, horribly written, horrible acting, horrible directing, gross and weird, and completely unfunny. ” - Noarules5-2
 
6.
Epic Movie (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.3/10 X  
A comedic satire of films that are large in scope, reputation and popularity. (86 mins.)
“ Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer. Every single movie these two make is cancer to the film business, but this is by far the worst work from them. ” - Noarules5-2
 
7.
Fifty Shades of Grey (2015)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.1/10 X  
Literature student Anastasia Steele's life changes forever when she meets handsome, yet tormented, billionaire Christian Grey. (125 mins.)
“ The characters are all stupid, the dialogue is horrific, subtly does not exist in this movie, the plot is beyond dumb and non-engaging. Its an over-hyped, overrated, dull dumb movie that should be avoided at all costs! ” - Noarules5-2
 
8.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze (1991)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
The Turtles and the Shredder battle once again, this time for the last canister of the ooze that created the Turtles, with which Shredder wants to unleash an army of new mutants. (88 mins.)
“ People say the third one was bad, they need to see this one. It has the most anti-climatic climax I've ever seen! The writting is poor, the voice acting is poor, its sorta campy, and I feel like they didn't even try with this one, they just said, "It's Ninja Turtles, everybody will go see it and like it, who cares what we do with it). ” - Noarules5-2
 
9.
Battleship (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
A fleet of ships is forced to do battle with an armada of unknown origins in order to discover and thwart their destructive goals. (131 mins.)
Director: Peter Berg
“ Its loud and obnoxious, the acting is awful, the dialouge is enough to make you vomit, its so cliche, long, and boring! ” - Noarules5-2
 
10.
The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water (2015)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
When a diabolical pirate above the sea steals the secret Krabby Patty formula, SpongeBob and his nemesis Plankton must team up in order to get it back. (92 mins.)
“ Everything about this movie is in your face and random. The jokes suck, the acting (voice-acting) suck, the plot is terrible, and the visuals are nightmarish. YOU WILL LOSE YOUR SOUL WATCHING THIS MOVIE! ” - Noarules5-2
 
11.
The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
Edward leaves Bella after an attack that nearly claimed her life, and in her depression she falls into yet another paranormal relationship - this time with werewolf Jacob Black. (130 mins.)
Director: Chris Weitz
“ This is the WORST Twilight film! The pace and length are both unbareable, Kristen Stewart is so BAD in this, acting wise and character wise, everything is bland, the songs used are just terrible, and the effects are just total junk. I SPIT ON THIS MOVIE! ” - Noarules5-2
 
12.
Felidae (1994)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.2/10 X  
A cat must investigate brutal murders of other cats in a neighborhood he has moved into with his owner. (82 mins.)
Director: Michael Schaack
“ This movie is very disturbing, the animation is a ripoff of Don Bluth, most of the characters are stupid. Stay away from this film, DO NOT WATCH! ” - Noarules5-2
 
13.
Real Steel (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.1/10 X  
In the near future, robot boxing is a top sport. A struggling promoter feels he's found a champion in a discarded robot. (127 mins.)
Director: Shawn Levy
“ The characters are all unlikeable, has stereotype characters, too long, RIP OFF of ALL THE ROCKY MOVIES with a little sprinkle of Transformers, awkward moments, and predictable plot. ” - Noarules5-2
 
14.
Parker (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
A thief with a unique code of professional ethics is double-crossed by his crew and left for dead. Assuming a new disguise and forming an unlikely alliance with a woman on the inside, he looks to hijack the score of the crew's latest heist. (118 mins.)
Director: Taylor Hackford
“ One of the worst action films and one of the worst excuses for a revenge film I've ever seen. The acting is terrible, the dialogue is horrific, and nothing about it is redeemable! ” - Noarules5-2
 
15.
The November Man (2014)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
An ex-CIA operative is brought back in on a very personal mission and finds himself pitted against his former pupil in a deadly game involving high level CIA officials and the Russian president-elect. (108 mins.)
Director: Roger Donaldson
“ So boring, generic, lost, horrible writing, horrible plot twists, confusing, and rushed. This movie has the dishonor of being the very first movie I've ever walked out of in theaters. ” - Noarules5-2
 
16.
The Room (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.5/10 X  
Johnny is a successful banker who lives happily in a San Francisco townhouse with his fiancée, Lisa. One day, inexplicably, she gets bored of him and decides to seduce Johnny's best friend, Mark. From there, nothing will be the same again. (99 mins.)
Director: Tommy Wiseau
“ Despite some parts being entertaining for being bad, this film gets progressively worse, the character development so incredibly bad, a lot of the scenes are useless and half don't make any sense. This is truly a movie you have to see to believe! ” - Noarules5-2
 
17.
Batman Forever (1995)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
Batman must battle Two-Face and The Riddler with help from an amorous psychologist and a young circus acrobat who becomes his sidekick, Robin. (121 mins.)
Director: Joel Schumacher
“ People say Batman & Robin is the worst film ever, but I see this one as being even worse. Its way too campy, it has bad acting, the costumes are a joke, and its boring! ” - Noarules5-2
 
18.
The Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
The Crocodile Hunter mistakes some CIA agents for poachers and sets out to stop them from capturing a wily croc which, unbeknownst to him, has swallowed a tracking drone. (90 mins.)
Director: John Stainton
“ A movie within a documentary within a lame movie. LAME LAME LAME. Completley boring! You are guarenteed to fall asleep or get so bored, you'll take the movie out and regret ever watching it. No offense to Steve Irwin, R.I.P.! ” - Noarules5-2
 
19.
Child's Play 3 (1991)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
Chucky, the doll possessed by a serial killer, returns for revenge against Andy, the young boy who defeated him and who has since become a teenager. (90 mins.)
Director: Jack Bender
“ The beginning of this film makes no sense. Some of the actors can't act worth a dime, and it has anti-climactic scenes. Some of it is good though, it does have some creepy effects and Brad Dourif's voice acting is still awesome. ” - Noarules5-2
 
20.
Doom (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
Space Marines are sent to investigate strange events at a research facility on Mars but find themselves at the mercy of genetically enhanced killing machines. (105 mins.)
“ Really bad acting, horrible adaptation, bad effects, no good plot, its really lame. ” - Noarules5-2
 
21.
Jaws 3-D (1983)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
The sons of police chief Brody must protect civilians at a SeaWorld theme park after a 35-foot shark becomes trapped in the park with them. (99 mins.)
Director: Joe Alves
“ Horrible plot, really stupid effects, nothing redeemable. ” - Noarules5-2
 
22.
Alice in Wonderland (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
Nineteen-year-old Alice returns to the magical world from her childhood adventure, where she reunites with her old friends and learns of her true destiny: to end the Red Queen's reign of terror. (108 mins.)
Director: Tim Burton
“ Miserable experience, poor plot, its a visual nightmare. ” - Noarules5-2
 
23.
The Big Wedding (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
A long-divorced couple fakes being married as their family unites for a wedding. (89 mins.)
Director: Justin Zackham
“ Everything feels forced, the characters are terrible, the writing is awful, you just wish it would END! The only three people that work in this film are Robert De Niro, Robin Williams, and Susan Sarandon (but their character are still terrible). ” - Noarules5-2
 
24.
Dawn of the Dead (1978)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
Following an ever-growing epidemic of zombies that have risen from the dead, two Philadelphia S.W.A.T. team members, a traffic reporter, and his television executive girlfriend seek refuge in a secluded shopping mall. (127 mins.)
“ The direction is awful, the effects are lame, too long, the characters are unlikeable (with the exception of Ken Foree), the editing is a complete joke, and the "dark humor" is not funny. ” - Noarules5-2
 
25.
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.8/10 X  
Mere seconds before the Earth is to be demolished by an alien construction crew, journeyman Arthur Dent is swept off the planet by his friend Ford Prefect, a researcher penning a new edition of "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy." (109 mins.)
Director: Garth Jennings
“ It is UNGODLY boring, all the characters are unlikeable, the plot is entirely flat, what a waste of time! ” - Noarules5-2
 
26.
Jennifer's Body (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
A newly possessed high school cheerleader turns into a succubus who specializes in killing her male classmates. Can her best friend put an end to the horror? (102 mins.)
Director: Karyn Kusama
“ Badly written, horrible acting (especially from Amanda Seyfried), lame plot, its also a pretty miserable experience. ” - Noarules5-2
 
27.
The Game Plan (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
An NFL quarterback living the bachelor lifestyle discovers that he has an 8-year-old daughter from a previous relationship. (110 mins.)
Director: Andy Fickman
“ Really lame writing and acting. So boring, you wish it was over five minutes in. ” - Noarules5-2
 
28.
School for Scoundrels (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
A young guy short on luck, enrolls in a class to build confidence to help win over the girl of his dreams, which becomes complicated when his teacher has the same agenda. (100 mins.)
Director: Todd Phillips
“ Badly written, bad acting, and its so boring. ” - Noarules5-2
 
29.
The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
In the Far East, Alex O'Connell, the son of famed mummy fighters Rick and Evy O'Connell, unearths the mummy of the first Emperor of Qin -- a shape-shifting entity cursed by a witch centuries ago. (112 mins.)
Director: Rob Cohen
“ Stupid plot, lame characters, lame acting, and SO predictable. ” - Noarules5-2
 
30.
10,000 BC (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
A prehistoric epic that follows a young mammoth hunter's journey through uncharted territory to secure the future of his tribe. (109 mins.)
Director: Roland Emmerich
“ So inaccurate, the characters suck, the plot is corny, the ending makes no sense, and cliche effects. ” - Noarules5-2
 
31.
Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
Mystery Inc. must save Coolsville from an attack of past unmasked monsters brought to life by an evil masked figure trying to "unmask" the gang. (93 mins.)
Director: Raja Gosnell
“ Just a bunch of bad crude jokes and it has a really lame and weird plot. ” - Noarules5-2
 
32.
Rugrats in Paris: The Movie (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
The Rugrats travel to Paris, France, where Chuckie hopes to find a new mother and keep his father from marrying an evil business woman. (78 mins.)
“ This is the kinda movie you punish yourself with when you watch it with your kids. The crude humor takes a major toll, its way too dark for kids, and its so badly voice acted. ” - Noarules5-2
 
33.
AVP: Alien vs. Predator (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
During an archaeological expedition on Bouvetøya Island in Antarctica, a team of archaeologists and other scientists find themselves caught up in a battle between the two legends. Soon, the team realize that only one species can win. (101 mins.)
“ One word: STUPID! ” - Noarules5-2
 
34.
Terminator Salvation (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
In 2018, a mysterious new weapon in the war against the machines, half-human and half-machine, comes to John Connor on the eve of a resistance attack on Skynet. But whose side is he on, and can he be trusted? (115 mins.)
Director: McG
“ Plot holes everywhere, horrible acting, stupid plot. Didn't anyone learn from that stupid show or Terminator 3? ” - Noarules5-2
 
35.
The Dukes of Hazzard (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
Cousins Bo and Luke Duke, with a little help from their cousin Daisy and Uncle Jesse, egg on the authorities of Hazzard County, Boss Hogg and Sheriff Coltrane. (104 mins.)
“ Lame acting, horrible plot, boring, unfunny. ” - Noarules5-2
 
36.
Mission: Impossible (1996)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.1/10 X  
An American agent, under false suspicion of disloyalty, must discover and expose the real spy without the help of his organization. (110 mins.)
Director: Brian De Palma
“ The plot makes no sense, the characters are lame and bland, the action is bull$hit, you can't hear ANY of the dialogue, and the whole first act is rushed! ” - Noarules5-2
 
37.
Wild Wild West (1999)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
The two best hired guns in the West must save President Grant from the clutches of a nineteenth-century inventor-villain. (106 mins.)
“ One of the worst adaptations ever. Some of it makes no sense, the acting is lame from several of the actors. And its really boring. ” - Noarules5-2
 
38.
The Hurt Locker (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.6/10 X  
During the Iraq War, a Sergeant recently assigned to an army bomb squad is put at odds with his squad mates due to his maverick way of handling his work. (131 mins.)
Director: Kathryn Bigelow
“ No plot, very slow pace, nothing is likeable, several scenes don't make sense and some scenes are stolen from other films. OVERRATED! ” - Noarules5-2
 
39.
WALL·E (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.4/10 X  
In the distant future, a small waste-collecting robot inadvertently embarks on a space journey that will ultimately decide the fate of mankind. (98 mins.)
Director: Andrew Stanton
“ OVERRATED TO THE FULLEST! Nothing works, everything is unlikeable, and it makes no sense in several scenes! ” - Noarules5-2
 
40.
Teenagers from Outer Space (1959)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
A young alien (David Love) falls for a pretty teenage Earth girl (Dawn Anderson) and they team up to try to stop the plans of his invading cohorts... (86 mins.)
Director: Tom Graeff
“ Laughable acting, horrible dialouge, horrible effects, lame characters. Its kinda entertaining just because of how bad it is. Its pretty much an honorable mention on this list. ” - Noarules5-2