Movies I wish I'd never seen

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1.
Surf Nazis Must Die (1987)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.5/10 X  
When the son of a gun-wielding woman is murdered by neo-Nazi surf punks in the post-apocalyptic future... (83 mins.)
Director: Peter George
 
2.
Pride and Glory (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
A family's moral codes are tested when Ray Tierney investigates a case that reveals an incendiary police corruption scandal involving his own brother-in-law. For Ray, the truth is revelatory, a Pandora's Box that threatens to upend not only the Tierney legacy but the entire NYPD. (130 mins.)
Director: Gavin O'Connor
“ How many times can the F word be said in 1 movie? ” - emddaffodil
 
3.
Mr. Brooks (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.3/10 X  
A psychological thriller about a man who is sometimes controlled by his murder-and-mayhem-loving alter ego. (120 mins.)
Director: Bruce A. Evans
 
4.
Halloween (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
After being committed for 17 years, Michael Myers, now a grown man and still very dangerous, escapes from the mental institution and immediately returns to Haddonfield to find his baby sister, Laurie. (109 mins.)
Director: Rob Zombie
“ This re-make was atrocious and an insult to the original. ” - emddaffodil
 
5.
Psycho (1998)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
A young female embezzler arrives at the Bates Motel, which has terrible secrets of its own. (105 mins.)
Director: Gus Van Sant
“ Also an insult to the original ” - emddaffodil
 
6.
Assault on Precinct 13 (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
A police sergeant must rally the cops and prisoners together to protect themselves on New Year's Eve, just as corrupt policeman surround the station with the intent of killing all to keep their deception in the ranks. (109 mins.)
 
7.
Gamer (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
In a future mind-controlling game, death row convicts are forced to battle in a 'Doom'-type environment. Convict Kable, controlled by Simon, a skilled teenage gamer, must survive thirty sessions in order to be set free. Or won't he? (95 mins.)
Director: Neveldine, Taylor
“ Should have been rated X. Gross. ” - emddaffodil
 
8.
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
An all-out war looms when the discovery of a cure for mutations draws a line between the followers of Charles Xavier and those of Magneto. (104 mins.)
Director: Brett Ratner
“ Could they have killed off any more main characters? Seriously people.... ” - emddaffodil
 
9.
Batman & Robin (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
Batman and Robin try to keep their relationship together even as they must stop Mr. Freeze and Poison Ivy from freezing Gotham City. (125 mins.)
Director: Joel Schumacher
 
10.
Revolutionary Road (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.3/10 X  
A young couple living in a Connecticut suburb during the mid-1950s struggle to come to terms with their personal problems while trying to raise their two children. (119 mins.)
Director: Sam Mendes
“ Amazing acting but leaves you so depressed ” - emddaffodil
 
11.
Star Trek: Nemesis (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
The Enterprise is diverted to the Romulan homeworld Romulus, supposedly because they want to negotiate a peace treaty. (116 mins.)
Director: Stuart Baird
“ Too dark and depressing for Star Trek ” - emddaffodil
 
12.
Sommersby (1993)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
A farmer returns home from the Civil War, but his wife begins to suspect that the man is an impostor. (114 mins.)
Director: Jon Amiel
 
13.
My Best Friend's Wedding (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
When a woman's long-time friend reveals he's engaged, she realizes she loves him herself and sets out to get him, with only days before the wedding. (105 mins.)
Director: P.J. Hogan
 
14.
Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.7/10 X  
Kids all over America want Silver Shamrock masks for Halloween. Doctor Daniel Challis seeks to uncover a plot by Silver Shamrock owner Conal Cochran. (98 mins.)
 
15.
Goodfellas (1990)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.7/10 X  
The story of Henry Hill and his life through the teen years into the years of mafia, covering his relationship with his wife Karen Hill and his Mob partners Jimmy Conway and Tommy DeVito in the Italian-American crime syndicate. (146 mins.)
Director: Martin Scorsese
 
16.
Alone in the Dark (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.3/10 X  
Based on the video game, Alone in the Dark focuses on Edward Carnby, a detective of the paranormal, who slowly unravels mysterious events with deadly results. (96 mins.)
Director: Uwe Boll