My Favorite Truly Awful Movies

Movies that are considered bad movies, and rightfully so, but I can't stop watching them. They're all total train-wrecks, and also very, very entertaining. I recommend these movies implicitly.
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1.
Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.0/10 X  
Aliens resurrect dead humans as zombies and vampires to stop humanity from creating the Solaranite (a sort of sun-driven bomb). (79 mins.)
 
2.
Mole Men Against the Son of Hercules (1961)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
Maciste arranges for himself and his new friend Bangor to be captured by a mysterious band of white-clad marauders and taken to an underground city... (90 mins.)
Director: Leonviola
 
3.
Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.9/10 X  
A family gets lost on the road and stumbles upon a hidden, underground, devil-worshiping cult led by the fearsome Master and his servant Torgo. (70 mins.)
 
4.
Rat Pfink a Boo Boo (1966)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.4/10 X  
It starts off seriously enough, with three thugs robbing an innocent young woman at night in the city... (72 mins.)
 
5.
Take Me Naked (1966)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
A troubled homeless man develops an unhealthy fixation on a comely young woman likes to walk around her apartment in the nude. (69 mins.)
 
6.
The Gruesome Twosome (1967)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
A demented, elderly woman has her mentally retarded son kill and scalp various young women to use their hair for her wig shop while a persistent coed tries to link various killings on a local Florida college campus to them. (72 mins.)
 
7.
Girl in Gold Boots (1968)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.1/10 X  
A girl tries to become the top star in the glamorous world of Go-Go Dancing. (94 mins.)
Director: Ted V. Mikels
 
8.
She Came on the Bus (1969)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
A gang of horny, sadistic juvenile delinquents looking for kicks invades the suburban home of a housewife... (63 mins.)
Director: Harry Vincent
 
9.
Guru, the Mad Monk (1970)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
A deranged 15th Century prison colony chaplain exploits his power to get money for his church including murder and grave robbing committed by his vampire mistress and one-eyed hunchback assistant. (62 mins.)
Director: Andy Milligan
 
10.
Dracula vs. Frankenstein (1971)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.1/10 X  
Dracula conspires with a mad doctor to resurrect the Frankenstein Monster. (90 mins.)
Director: Al Adamson
 
11.
Abby (1974)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
A possession film about a marriage counselor who becomes possessed by a Demon of Sexuality, when her father in law... (89 mins.)
Director: William Girdler
 
12.
Deadly Weapons (1974)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.3/10 X  
After the mob hits a guy with a list, one of the hoods keeps the list for himself to blackmail the people on it... (75 mins.)
Director: Doris Wishman
 
13.
Bloodsucking Freaks (1976)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
Sardu, master of the Theatre of the Macabre, and his assistant Ralphus run a show in which, under the guise of 'magic', they torture and murder people in front of their audience. But what the punters see as a trick is actually real. (84 mins.)
Director: Joel M. Reed
 
14.
Emanuelle and the Last Cannibals (1977)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
A reporter and an anthropologist traverse the amazon jungle to unearth the origins behind a mysterious woman, reputed to have been raised by a cannibal tribe. (85 mins.)
 
15.
Exorcist II: The Heretic (1977)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
A girl once possessed by a demon finds that it still lurks within her. Meanwhile, a priest investigates the death of the girl's exorcist. (118 mins.)
Director: John Boorman
 
16.
White Cannibal Queen (1980)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.1/10 X  
A man who lost an arm and his family to a tribe of cannibals returns ten years later to bring back his teenager daughter, only to find that she grew up into a beautiful blonde woman who became the cannibals' queen. (90 mins.)
 
17.
Windows (1980)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
Shire is the subject of a perverse obsession by a Lesbian neighbor, Andrea, who not only is in lust... (96 mins.)
Director: Gordon Willis
 
18.
Mommie Dearest (1981)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
Mommie Dearest, best-selling memoir turned motion picture, depicts the abusive and traumatic adoptive upbringing of Christina Crawford at the hands of her mother, screen queen Joan Crawford. (129 mins.)
Director: Frank Perry
 
19.
Fake-Out (1982)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
Gangster's girlfriend hangs out in a Las Vegas hotel with her cop protectors while she waits to testify. (96 mins.)
Director: Matt Cimber
 
20.
The Lonely Lady (1983)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.5/10 X  
A young screenwriter allows others to exploit her in the hopes of "making it" in Hollywood. (92 mins.)
Director: Peter Sasdy
 
21.
Yor, the Hunter from the Future (1983)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.2/10 X  
A warrior seeks his true origins in a seemingly prehistoric wasteland. (88 mins.)
 
22.
Sheena: Queen of the Jungle (1984)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
Sheena's white parents are killed while on Safari. She is raised by the mystical witch woman of an African tribe... (117 mins.)
Director: John Guillermin
 
23.
Voyage of the Rock Aliens (1984)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
Aliens land in the town of "Speelburgh" searching for the source of rock & roll. They find trouble with Dee Dee, Frankie and the pack. (97 mins.)
Director: James Fargo
 
24.
It's Alive III: Island of the Alive (1987)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
The mutant babies have been placed by court order on a deserted island. Appalled by the cycnicism and... (95 mins.)
Director: Larry Cohen
 
25.
Showgirls (1995)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
Nomi, a young drifter, arrives in Las Vegas to become a dancer and soon sets about clawing and pushing her way to become the top of the Vegas showgirls. (128 mins.)
Director: Paul Verhoeven