Greatest Television Characters

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“ It's called taking advantage, it's what gets you ahead in life. ” - IceTruckDexter
 
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“ You're not gonna believe this, he killed sixteen Czechoslovakians. Guy was an interior decorator. ” - IceTruckDexter
 
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“ I can kill a man, dismember his body, and be home in time for Letterman. But knowing what to say when my girlfriend's feeling insecure... I'm totally lost. ” - IceTruckDexter
 
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“ History began on July 4, 1776. Everything that happened before that was a mistake. ” - IceTruckDexter
 
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“ Baby, I am tied to a tree in the jungle of mystery. I've just got tortured by a damn spinal surgeon and a genuine Iraqi. Of course I'm serious. ” - IceTruckDexter
 
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“ This psychiatry sh_t. Apparently what you're feeling is not what you're feeling and what you're not feeling is your real agenda. ” - IceTruckDexter
 
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“ Because I cut the brakes! Wildcard, bitches! Yeeee-ha! ” - IceTruckDexter
 
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“ Hey look I never put my gun on no citizen. ” - IceTruckDexter
 
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“ If the only thing keeping a person decent is the expectation of divine reward, then brother that person is a piece of sh_t; and I'd like to get as many of them out in the open as possible. ” - IceTruckDexter
 
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“ I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run if you will, so I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. ” - IceTruckDexter
 
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Zapp Brannigan
Futurama (1999 TV Series), Billy West
“ Kif, I have made it with a woman. Inform the men. ” - IceTruckDexter
 
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Eric Cartman
South Park (1997 TV Series), Trey Parker
“ Screw you guys, I'm going home. ” - IceTruckDexter
 
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Jack Bauer
24 (2001 TV Series), Kiefer Sutherland
“ I have killed two people since midnight, I haven't slept in over 24 hours. So maybe… maybe you should be a little more afraid of me than you are right now. ” - IceTruckDexter
 
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“ I’ve learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead. ” - IceTruckDexter
 
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“ Mom volunteered me for the Army. Just because the fat man dared her to. ” - IceTruckDexter
 
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“ N_gga, is you taking notes on a criminal f_cking conspiracy? ” - IceTruckDexter
 
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“ Russian booboos, you go for some basic foreplay, they'll detail your car. ” - IceTruckDexter
 
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Lucas Hood
Banshee (2013 TV Series), Antony Starr
“ You can't make sense of it. Some things don't make sense. You just accept it at some point. ” - IceTruckDexter
 
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“ That's what she said. ” - IceTruckDexter
 
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“ I will eat your babies, bitch!! ” - IceTruckDexter
 
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“ Once I’m officially Regional Manager, my first order of business will be to demote Jim Halpert. So I will need a new number two. My ideal choice? Jack Bauer. But he is unavailable, fictional and overqualified. ” - IceTruckDexter
 
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Ari Gold
Entourage (2004 TV Series), Jeremy Piven
 
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Gambit
X-Men (1992 TV Series), Chris Potter
“ Gambit can't help but notice you saved him chère and not Wolverine, must be my way with women. ” - IceTruckDexter
 
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Mr. Garrison
South Park (1997 TV Series), Trey Parker
 
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“ Anderson, don't talk out loud. You lower the IQ of the whole street. ” - IceTruckDexter
 
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“ You think my life is some precious thing to me. That I'd trade my honor for a few more years of wha.....of what. You grew up with actors. You learned their craft and you learned it well. Well I grew up with soldiers. I learned how to die a long time ago. ” - IceTruckDexter
 
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“ There are parental roles that need to be filled here, right? Otherwise this kid roams the streets, having unprotected sex, with multiple partners, sharing needles and contracting the HIV virus, and its all your fault. Are you happy Dee? Is this what you wanted? You just gave this baby full-blown A.I.D.S. ” - IceTruckDexter
 
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“ I never asked for this no more than I asked to be king. We do not choose our destiny but we must do our duty, no? Great or small we must do our duty. ” - IceTruckDexter
 
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Desmond Hume
Lost (2004 TV Series), Henry Ian Cusick
 
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Al Swearengen
Deadwood (2004 TV Series), Ian McShane
 
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John Locke
Lost (2004 TV Series), Terry O'Quinn
 
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Andy Millman
Extras (2005 TV Series), Ricky Gervais
 
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“ When the time comes for you to spend the night, it won't be to protect me. ” - IceTruckDexter
 
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Troy Barnes
Community (2009 TV Series), Donald Glover
 
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Ben Linus
Lost (2004 TV Series), Michael Emerson
 
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“ There are no men like me, only me. ” - IceTruckDexter
 
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Don Draper
Mad Men (2007 TV Series), Jon Hamm
 
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Betty Francis
Mad Men (2007 TV Series), January Jones
 
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Sgt. James Doakes
Dexter (2006 TV Series), Erik King
 
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“ I'm not as dumb as I am. ” - IceTruckDexter
 
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“ The Bunk is strictly a suit and tie motherf_cka. ” - IceTruckDexter
 
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“ Tell your father I'm here and tell him the Lannisters aren't the only ones who pay their debts. ” - IceTruckDexter
 
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Kai Proctor
Banshee (2013 TV Series), Ulrich Thomsen
 
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Max Blum
Happy Endings (2011 TV Series), Adam Pally
 
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Jack Shephard
Lost (2004 TV Series), Matthew Fox
 
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John Casey
Chuck (2007 TV Series), Adam Baldwin
 
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Job
Banshee (2013 TV Series), Hoon Lee
 
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