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just awful piece of crap, not what I call a movie
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1.
Transformers (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.1/10 X  
An ancient struggle between two Cybertronian races, the heroic Autobots and the evil Decepticons, comes to Earth, with a clue to the ultimate power held by a teenager. (144 mins.)
Director: Michael Bay
“ special effect and megan fox don't made a movie mister Bay ” - Olivier Raymond
 
2.
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
Sam Witwicky leaves the Autobots behind for a normal life. But when his mind is filled with cryptic symbols, the Decepticons target him and he is dragged back into the Transformers' war. (150 mins.)
Director: Michael Bay
“ worst than the first one ” - Olivier Raymond
 
3.
Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the Thirteenth (2000 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.9/10 X  
A reporter investigates a series of murders, dubbed the Spring Break Massacre, which leads to further mayhem. (86 mins.)
Director: John Blanchard
“ all the badness of the scary movie franchise but together ” - Olivier Raymond
 
4.
The Adventures of Pluto Nash (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.8/10 X  
In the future, a man struggles to keep his lunar nightclub out of the hands of the mafia. (95 mins.)
Director: Ron Underwood
“ people should be arrested for that ” - Olivier Raymond
 
5.
S. Darko (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
Donnie Darko's little sister, Samantha Darko, and her best friend Corey are on a country-cross road trip. They find themselves entangled in a dangerous glitch in the time-space continuum. (103 mins.)
Director: Chris Fisher
“ with the guy of one three hill twilight and gossip girl, what do you want more ” - Olivier Raymond
 
6.
The Wicker Man (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
A sheriff investigating the disappearance of a young girl from a small island discovers there's a larger mystery to solve among the island's secretive, neo-pagan community. (102 mins.)
Director: Neil LaBute
“ why? ” - Olivier Raymond
 
7.
Next (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
A Las Vegas magician who can see into the future is pursued by FBI agents seeking to use his abilities to prevent a nuclear terrorist attack. (96 mins.)
Director: Lee Tamahori
 
8.
Knowing (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
M.I.T. professor John Koestler links a mysterious list of numbers from a time capsule to past and future disasters and sets out to prevent the ultimate catastrophe. (121 mins.)
Director: Alex Proyas
“ please make him stop(nicolas cage) ” - Olivier Raymond
 
9.
Hoboken Hollow (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.8/10 X  
As Trevor drifts through Texas on collision course with a nightmare he is still haunted by the evils... (98 mins.)
Director: Glen Stephens
 
10.
Catwoman (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.3/10 X  
A shy woman, endowed with the speed, reflexes, and senses of a cat, walks a thin line between criminal and hero, even as a detective doggedly pursues her, fascinated by both of her personas. (104 mins.)
Director: Pitof
“ at least she is hot ” - Olivier Raymond
 
11.
Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
The Fantastic Four learn that they aren't the only super-powered beings in the universe when they square off against the powerful Silver Surfer and the planet-eating Galactus. (92 mins.)
Director: Tim Story
“ the silver surfer was kind of nice but all the rest was just painful ” - Olivier Raymond
 
12.
Batman & Robin (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
Batman and Robin try to keep their relationship together even as they must stop Mr. Freeze and Poison Ivy from freezing Gotham City. (125 mins.)
Director: Joel Schumacher
“ thank mister schumacher to put nipples on the bat suit he really need it.. ” - Olivier Raymond
 
13.
Alone in the Dark (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.3/10 X  
Based on the video game, Alone in the Dark focuses on Edward Carnby, a detective of the paranormal, who slowly unravels mysterious events with deadly results. (96 mins.)
Director: Uwe Boll
“ everyone know why ” - Olivier Raymond
 
14.
Cursed (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
A werewolf loose in Los Angeles changes the lives of three young adults, who, after being mauled by the beast, learn they must kill their attacker if they hope to change their fate to avoid becoming werewolves too. (97 mins.)
Director: Wes Craven
 
15.
The Fog (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
The inhabitants of Antonio Island, off the coast of Oregon, are about to unveil a statue honoring the four men (Castle... (100 mins.)
“ this director should stop ” - Olivier Raymond
 
16.
Battlefield Earth (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.4/10 X  
After enslavement and near extermination by an alien race in the year 3000, humanity begins to fight back. (118 mins.)
Director: Roger Christian
“ Only morron scientologist could love that movie ” - Olivier Raymond
 
17.
The Hills Have Eyes II (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
A group of National Guard trainees find themselves battling against a vicious group of mutants on their last day of training in the desert. (89 mins.)
Director: Martin Weisz
“ why?? the first remake was really good ” - Olivier Raymond
 
18.
It Waits (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
A lone female park ranger tries to track down a vicious creature killing various people and terrorizing her at a remote national park. (88 mins.)
 
19.
Bratz (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.8/10 X  
During their first year of high school, four best girlfriends face off against the domineering student body president who wants to split them up into different social cliques. (110 mins.)
Director: Sean McNamara
“ I weep for humanity ” - Olivier Raymond
 
20.
The Expendables (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
A CIA operative hires a team of mercenaries to eliminate a Latin dictator and a renegade CIA agent. (103 mins.)
“ movie for stupid moron ” - Olivier Raymond
 
21.
Bewitched (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
Thinking he can overshadow an unknown actress in the part, an egocentric actor unknowingly gets a witch cast in an upcoming television remake of the classic sitcom Bewitched. (102 mins.)
Director: Nora Ephron
“ nicole why?? ” - Olivier Raymond
 
22.
Decoys (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
Luke and Roger are just another couple of college guys trying to lose their virginity. But when Luke sees something unusual, he begins to suspect that the girls on campus aren't exactly human. (95 mins.)
Director: Matt Hastings
 
23.
Decoys 2: Alien Seduction (2007 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.7/10 X  
Sam, a college student in a small Northwestern town, reluctantly joins his roommates in a contest to see who can hook up with the most gorgeous co-eds by the end of the semester. But when men slowly start disappearing around town, he and his friends learn that when it comes to beautiful women, it's what's inside that really matters. (94 mins.)
Director: Jeffery Lando
“ who pay for the making of that crap? ” - Olivier Raymond