The Worst 25 Movies of 2007

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1.
The Haunted Casino (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.9/10 X  
After Matthew Dragna inherits a rundown old casino from his deceased uncle, Matthew, his loyal girlfriend JJ... (81 mins.)
Director: Charles Band
 
2.
Ed Gein: The Butcher of Plainfield (2007 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
Inspired by the true story of one of the most gruesome killers in American history. Now, years after inspiring "Psycho's" Norman Bates... (90 mins.)
Director: Michael Feifer
 
3.
Blood and Chocolate (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
A young teenage werewolf (Bruckner) is torn between honoring her family's secret and her love for a man (Dancy). (98 mins.)
 
4.
Epic Movie (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.3/10 X  
A comedic satire of films that are large in scope, reputation and popularity. (86 mins.)
 
5.
Nomad: The Warrior (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
An historical epic set in 18th-century Kazakhstan, where a young man is destined to unite the country's three warring tribes. (112 mins.)
 
6.
Cougar Club (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.2/10 X  
When Spence and Hogan graduate from college, life is bleak. They have to work for heinous divorce lawyers that torture them... (97 mins.)
 
7.
Silk (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
The story of a married silkworm merchant-turned-smuggler in 19th century France traveling to Japan for his town's supply of silkworms after a disease wipes out their African supply. During his stay in Japan, he becomes obsessed with the concubine of a local baron. (107 mins.)
 
8.
Hot Rod (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
Self-proclaimed stuntman Rod Kimble is preparing for the jump of his life - to clear fifteen buses to raise money for his abusive stepfather Frank's life-saving heart operation. (88 mins.)
Director: Akiva Schaffer
 
9.
Bug (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
An unhinged war veteran holes up with a lonely woman in a spooky Oklahoma motel room. The line between reality and delusion is blurred as they discover a bug infestation. (102 mins.)
 
10.
Wrong Turn 2: Dead End (2007 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
A group of reality show contestants find themselves fighting for their survival against a family of hideously deformed inbred cannibals who plan to ruthlessly butcher them all. (93 mins.)
Director: Joe Lynch
 
11.
Who's Your Caddy? (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.0/10 X  
When a rap mogul from Atlanta tries to join a conservative country club in the Carolinas he runs into fierce opposition from the board President- but it's nothing that he and his entourage can't handle. (93 mins.)
 
12.
Joshua (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
The arrival of a newborn girl causes the gradual disintegration of the Cairn family; particularly for 9-year-old Joshua (Kogan), an eccentric boy whose proper upbringing and refined tastes both take a sinister turn. (106 mins.)
Director: George Ratliff
 
13.
Arthur and the Invisibles (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
Ten-year-old Arthur, in a bid to save his grandfather's house from being demolished, goes looking for some much-fabled hidden treasure in the land of the Minimoys, a tiny people living in harmony with nature. (94 mins.)
Director: Luc Besson
 
14.
Firehouse Dog (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
Rexxx, Hollywood's top canine star, gets lost and is adopted into a shabby firehouse. He teams up with a young kid to get the station back on its feet. (111 mins.)
Director: Todd Holland
 
15.
Pathfinder (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
A Viking boy is left behind after his clan battles a Native American tribe. Raised within the tribe, he ultimately becomes their savior in a fight against the Norsemen. (99 mins.)
Director: Marcus Nispel
 
16.
Rush Hour 3 (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
After an attempted assassination on Ambassador Han, Lee and Carter head to Paris to protect a French woman with knowledge of the Triads' secret leaders. (91 mins.)
Director: Brett Ratner
 
17.
Balls of Fury (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
Down-and-out former professional ping-pong phenom, Randy Daytona, is sucked into a maelstrom when FBI Agent Ernie Rodriguez recruits him for a secret mission. Randy is determined to bounce back and win, and to smoke out his father's killer -- arch-fiend Feng. (90 mins.)
 
18.
Rise: Blood Hunter (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
A reporter wakes up in a morgue and finds herself a member of the undead, before vowing revenge against the sect which put her there. (97 mins.)
 
19.
Sex and Breakfast (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
Two young couples take a swing at handling their relationship problems through psychologist-prescribed partner-swapping. (81 mins.)
Director: Miles Brandman
 
20.
Death Sentence (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.8/10 X  
Nick Hume is a mild-mannered executive with a perfect life, until one gruesome night he witnesses something that changes him forever. Transformed by grief, Hume eventually comes to the disturbing conclusion that no length is too great when protecting his family. (105 mins.)
Director: James Wan
 
21.
Sunshine (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.3/10 X  
A team of international astronauts are sent on a dangerous mission to reignite the dying Sun with a nuclear fission bomb in 2057. (107 mins.)
Director: Danny Boyle
 
22.
28 Weeks Later (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.0/10 X  
Six months after the rage virus was inflicted on the population of Great Britain, the US Army helps to secure a small area of London for the survivors to repopulate and start again. But not everything goes to plan. (100 mins.)
 
23.
Perfume: The Story of a Murderer (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.5/10 X  
Jean-Baptiste Grenouille, born with a superior olfactory sense, creates the world's finest perfume. His work, however, takes a dark turn as he searches for the ultimate scent. (147 mins.)
Director: Tom Tykwer
 
24.
Alone with Her (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
A quiet but disturbed young man puts the life of a woman he's obsessed with under a virtual microscope when he installs hidden cameras throughout her house. (78 mins.)
Director: Eric Nicholas
 
25.
Primeval (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.7/10 X  
A news team is sent to Burundi to capture and bring home a legendary 25-foot crocodile. Their difficult task turns potentially deadly when a warlord targets them for death. (93 mins.)