The Worst 25 Movies of 2009

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1.
Extreme Movie (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.8/10 X  
A sketch comedy movie about the joys and embarrassments of teen sex. But mostly the embarrassments. (86 mins.)
 
2.
Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
When a teenager, Chun-Li witnesses the kidnapping of her father by wealthy crime lord M. Bison. When she grows up, she goes into a quest for vengeance and becomes the famous crime-fighter of the Street Fighter universe. (96 mins.)
 
3.
Madea Goes to Jail (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.2/10 X  
Mischievous grandma Madea lands in jail, where she meets a variety of mixed-up characters. (103 mins.)
Director: Tyler Perry
 
4.
Paranormal Entity (2009 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.4/10 X  
Prepare to see what is allegedly the "actual footage" of the supernatural events leading up to the 2008 murder of Samantha Finley... (88 mins.)
 
5.
I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
A guy tries to patch things up with his soon-to-be-married pal after botching things up at his bachelor party. (105 mins.)
Director: Bob Gosse
 
6.
The Telling (2009 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
In this horror anthology film, three girls pledge the most popular - and cruelest - sorority on campus... (84 mins.)
 
7.
Outlander (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
During the reign of the Vikings, Kainan, a man from a far-off world, crash lands on Earth, bringing with him an alien predator known as the Moorwen. Though both man and monster are seeking revenge for violence committed against them, Kainan leads the alliance to kill the Moorwen by fusing his advanced technology with the Viking's Iron Age weaponry. (115 mins.)
Director: Howard McCain
 
8.
Still Waiting... (2009 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
On the last night of the fiscal quarter, Dennis, Shenanigan's manager, will be promoted to district manager if they have a $9000 day... (88 mins.)
Director: Jeff Balis
 
9.
Grace (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
After losing her unborn child, Madeline Matheson insists on carrying the baby to term. Following the delivery, the child miraculously returns to life with an appetite for human blood. Madeline is faced with a mother's ultimate decision. (84 mins.)
Director: Paul Solet
 
10.
Psycho Ward (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.1/10 X  
While on a research outing, a group of urban explorers get more than they bargained for when the visit... (90 mins.)
 
11.
All About Steve (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
Convinced that a CCN cameraman is her true love, an eccentric crossword puzzler trails him as he travels all over the country, hoping to convince him that they belong together. (99 mins.)
Director: Phil Traill
 
12.
The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
Edward leaves Bella after an attack that nearly claimed her life, and in her depression she falls into yet another paranormal relationship - this time with werewolf Jacob Black. (130 mins.)
Director: Chris Weitz
 
13.
Imagine That (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
A financial executive who can't stop his career downspiral is invited into his daughter's imaginary world, where solutions to his problems await. (107 mins.)
 
14.
Old Dogs (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
Two friends and business partners find their lives turned upside down when strange circumstances lead them to be the temporary guardians of seven year-old twins. (88 mins.)
Director: Walt Becker
 
15.
Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.5/10 X  
The world famous singing pre-teen chipmunk trio return to contend with the pressures of school, celebrity, and a rival female music group known as The Chipettes. (88 mins.)
Director: Betty Thomas
 
16.
Year One (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
After being banished from their tribe, two hunter-gatherers encounter Biblical characters and eventually wind up in the city of Sodom. (97 mins.)
Director: Harold Ramis
 
17.
The Final Destination (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
After a young man's premonition of a deadly race-car crash helps saves the lives of his peers, Death sets out to collect those who evaded their end. (82 mins.)
Director: David R. Ellis
 
18.
Miss March (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
A young man awakens from a four-year coma to hear that his once virginal high-school sweetheart has... (90 mins.)
 
19.
Friday the 13th (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
A group of young adults discover a boarded up Camp Crystal Lake, where they soon encounter Jason Voorhees and his deadly intentions. (97 mins.)
Director: Marcus Nispel
 
20.
Race to Witch Mountain (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
A Las Vegas cabbie enlists the help of a UFO expert to protect two siblings with paranormal powers from the clutches of an organization that wants to use the kids for their nefarious plans. (98 mins.)
Director: Andy Fickman
 
21.
I Sell the Dead (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
A grave robber reflects on his life of crime. (85 mins.)
Director: Glenn McQuaid
 
22.
Mutant Chronicles (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
28th century soldier Mitch Hunter leads a fight against an army of underworld Mutants. (111 mins.)
Director: Simon Hunter
 
23.
Dance Flick (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.5/10 X  
Street dancer Thomas Uncles is from the wrong side of the tracks, but his bond with the beautiful Megan White might help the duo realize their dreams as they enter in the mother of all dance battles. (83 mins.)
 
24.
Wrong Turn 3: Left for Dead (2009 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
When their transfer bus crashes in a West Virginia forest, a group of convicts and a corrections officer meet a rafter who is on the run from cannibalistic hillbillies who have murdered her friends. (92 mins.)
Director: Declan O'Brien
 
25.
Saw VI (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
Agent Strahm is dead, and FBI agent Erickson draws nearer to Hoffman. Meanwhile, a pair of insurance executives find themselves in another game set by jigsaw. (90 mins.)
Director: Kevin Greutert