The Worst Movies I Have Ever Watched

This is a ongoing list of the worst movies I have ever had the misfortune to sit through. Many of these movies are obvious clunkers but there are some movies here that might surprise you.
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1.
Saw II (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
A detective and his team must rescue eight people trapped in a factory by the twisted serial killer known as Jigsaw. (93 mins.)
 
2.
5ive Girls (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.5/10 X  
Five wayward teenage girls are sent to a reformatory and discover they possess unique powers to battle the ancient demon, Legion, which holds thrall over the sinister institution. (95 mins.)
 
3.
Spy Kids 2: Island of Lost Dreams (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
The Cortez siblings set out for a mysterious island, where they encounter a genetic scientist and a set of rival spy kids. (100 mins.)
 
4.
Wild Hogs (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
A group of suburban biker wannabes looking for adventure hit the open road, but get more than they bargained for when they encounter a New Mexico gang called the Del Fuegos. (100 mins.)
Director: Walt Becker
 
5.
A Night at the Roxbury (1998)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
Two dim-witted brothers dream of owning their own dance club or at least getting into the coolest and most exclusive club in town, The Roxbury. (82 mins.)
 
6.
Scary Movie (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
A year after disposing of the body of a man they accidentally killed, a group of dumb teenagers are stalked by a bumbling serial killer. (88 mins.)
 
7.
The Heartbreak Kid (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
A newly wed man who believes he's just gotten hitched to the perfect woman encounters another lady on his honeymoon. (116 mins.)
 
8.
Boat Trip (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
Two straight men mistakenly end up on a "gays only" cruise. (94 mins.)
Director: Mort Nathan
 
9.
Portnoy's Complaint (1972)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
The movie chronicles a young man's love and passion in his own kinky way. (101 mins.)
Director: Ernest Lehman
 
10.
Not Another Teen Movie (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
A sendup of all the teen movies that have accumulated in the past two decades. (89 mins.)
Director: Joel Gallen
 
11.
Band Camp (2005 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
Matt Stifler wants to be just like his big bro, making porn movies and having a good time in college. After sabotaging the school band, he gets sent to band camp where he really doesn't like it at first but then learns how to deal with the bandeez. (87 mins.)
Director: Steve Rash
 
12.
The Naked Mile (2006 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
When Erik Stifler gets a free pass to do whatever he wants from his girlfriend, he and his two best friends head to see his cousin Dwight for the Naked Mile and a weekend they will never forget. (97 mins.)
Director: Joe Nussbaum
 
13.
The Hot Chick (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
An attractive and popular teenager who is mean-spirited toward others finds herself in the body of an older man, and must find a way to get back to her original body. (104 mins.)
Director: Tom Brady
 
14.
The Village (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
A series of events tests the beliefs of a small isolated countryside village. (108 mins.)
 
15.
Brüno (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
Flamboyant and gay Austrian Brüno looks for new fame in America. (81 mins.)
Director: Larry Charles
 
16.
Chasing Christmas (2005 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
In a world where the holidays are run by the efficient Bureau of Yuletide Affairs, a bitter and burned-out Ghost of Christmas Past decides to go AWOL while on a "mission" and leave his "target" stranded in 1965. (120 mins.)
Director: Ron Oliver
 
17.
Beowulf (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
The warrior Beowulf must fight and defeat the monster Grendel who is terrorizing Denmark, and later, Grendel's mother, who begins killing out of revenge. (115 mins.)
Director: Robert Zemeckis
 
18.
Fast Food Nation (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
An ensemble piece examining the health risks involved in the fast food industry and its environmental and social consequences as well. (116 mins.)
 
19.
Serial Mom (1994)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
A sweet mother takes a little too much at heart for the defense of her family. (95 mins.)
Director: John Waters
 
20.
Snakes on a Plane (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
An FBI agent takes on a plane full of deadly and venomous snakes, deliberately released to kill a witness being flown from Honolulu to Los Angeles to testify against a mob boss. (105 mins.)
Director: David R. Ellis
 
21.
Herbie Fully Loaded (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
Maggie Peyton, the new owner of Number 53 - the free-wheelin' Volkswagen bug with a mind of its own - puts the car through its paces on the road to becoming a NASCAR competitor. (101 mins.)
Director: Angela Robinson
 
22.
Van Wilder (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
The most popular kid on campus meets a beautiful journalist who makes him realize that maybe he's afraid to graduate. (92 mins.)
Director: Walt Becker
 
23.
Le divorce (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
French vs. American social customs and behaviors are observed in a story about an American visiting her Frenchman-wed sister in Paris. (117 mins.)
Director: James Ivory
 
24.
Scary Movie 4 (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
Cindy finds out the house she lives in is haunted by a little boy and goes on a quest to find out who killed him and why. Also, Alien "Tr-iPods" are invading the world and she has to uncover the secret in order to stop them. (83 mins.)
Director: David Zucker
 
25.
Love Potion No. 9 (1992)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
Two scientists who are hopeless with the opposite sex invent a substance that makes them irresistible to anyone they speak to. (92 mins.)
Director: Dale Launer
 
26.
The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
Santa, aka Scott Calvin, is faced with double-duty: how to keep his new family happy, and how to stop Jack Frost from taking over Christmas. (97 mins.)
Director: Michael Lembeck
 
27.
Tuck Everlasting (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
A young woman meets and falls in love with a young man who is part of a family of immortals. (90 mins.)
Director: Jay Russell
 
28.
Starsky & Hutch (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
Two streetwise cops bust criminals in their red-and-white Ford Torino with the help of police snitch called Huggy Bear. (101 mins.)
Director: Todd Phillips
 
29.
Goodbye, Columbus (1969)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
A Jewish man and a Jewish woman meet and while attracted to each other, find that their worlds are very different... (102 mins.)
Director: Larry Peerce
 
30.
Home Fries (1998)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
Pregnant Sally unknowingly falls for the stepson of the deceased father of her baby and has to deal with his homicidal family. (91 mins.)
Director: Dean Parisot
 
31.
Romeo + Juliet (1996)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.8/10 X  
Shakespeare's famous play is updated to the hip modern suburb of Verona still retaining its original dialogue. (120 mins.)
Director: Baz Luhrmann
 
32.
The Last Mimzy (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
Two siblings begin to develop special talents after they find a mysterious box of toys. Soon the kids, their parents, and even their teacher are drawn into a strange new world and find a task ahead of them that is far more important than any of them could imagine! (90 mins.)
Director: Bob Shaye
 
33.
The Family Man (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
A fast-lane investment broker, offered the opportunity to see how the other half lives, wakes up to find that his sports car and girlfriend have become a mini-van and wife. (125 mins.)
Director: Brett Ratner
 
34.
The Mothman Prophecies (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
A reporter is drawn to a small West Virginia town to investigate a series of strange events, including psychic visions and the appearance of bizarre entities. (119 mins.)
Director: Mark Pellington
 
35.
Being There (1979)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
A simple, sheltered gardener becomes an unlikely trusted advisor to a powerful businessman and an insider in Washington politics. (130 mins.)
Director: Hal Ashby
“ People only like this boring movie because it has Peter Sellers. ” - schreim
 
36.
Renegade (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
Alledged wayward adolescent Louisiana gentleman Michael 'Mike' Blueberry is dumped by his family with a Wild West uncle... (124 mins.)
Director: Jan Kounen
 
37.
Enemies: A Love Story (1989)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.8/10 X  
A ghostwriter finds himself romantically involved with his current wife, a married woman and his long-vanished wife. (119 mins.)
Director: Paul Mazursky
 
38.
Funny People (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
When seasoned comedian George Simmons learns of his terminal, inoperable health condition, his desire to form a genuine friendship causes him to take a relatively green performer under his wing as his opening act. (146 mins.)
Director: Judd Apatow
“ It REALLY isn't funny ” - schreim
 
39.
House of Wax (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
A group of unwitting teens are stranded near a strange wax museum and soon must fight to survive and keep from becoming the next exhibit. (108 mins.)
“ I liked it when I was 14 years old.... so you KNOW it's bad ” - schreim
 
40.
Final Destination 3 (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
In this third installment of the Final Destination series, a student's premonition of a deadly rollercoaster ride saves her life and a lucky few, but not from death itself which seeks out those who escaped their fate. (93 mins.)
Director: James Wong
“ Miserable, awful movie ” - schreim
 
41.
I Have Found It (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.6/10 X  
An Indian adaptation of Jane Austen's "Sense and Sensibility" focusing on two sisters of opposing temperaments. (151 mins.)
Director: Rajiv Menon
“ One of those movies where you are like, "What the hell did I just watch?" Claims to be based off of Jane Austen's Sense and Sensibility.... but it's not. ” - schreim
 
42.
Next Stop, Greenwich Village (1976)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.0/10 X  
The portrayal of pretentiously bohemian youth. (111 mins.)
Director: Paul Mazursky
 
43.
Rent (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.0/10 X  
This is the film version of the Pulitzer and Tony Award winning musical about Bohemians in the East Village of New York City struggling with life, love and AIDS, and the impacts they have on America. (135 mins.)
Director: Chris Columbus
 
44.
The Ugly Truth (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
A romantically challenged morning show producer is reluctantly embroiled in a series of outrageous tests... (96 mins.)
Director: Robert Luketic
 
45.
Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
A teenage girl is convinced that her home city revolves around her until her family packs up and moves to the suburbs, where she finds herself competing for attention. (89 mins.)
Director: Sara Sugarman