These are the films I certainly won't see in 2011.
Mr Popper's Penguins 12.08.2011
“ Hate Bieber and if I needed to know anything about him, I'll just search 'Justin Bieber' on Wikipedia, OK? Paramount Pictures have made the worst decision of their lives! ” - alexanderb27
“ Looks like a horrible unfunny "comedy". ” - alexanderb27
A man discovers that his best friend's wife is having an affair. (111 mins.)
“ A guy needs to decide whether or not to tell his friend his wife is having an affair. Will he say or not... ooo! The tension! One for the garbage can! ” - alexanderb27
Mars Needs Moms
A young boy named Milo gains a deeper appreciation for his mom after Martians come to Earth to take her away. (88 mins.)
“ Are Disney really going to sink THIS low? ” - alexanderb27
Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs. Evil
Red Riding Hood is training in the group of Sister Hoods, when she and the Wolf are called to examine the sudden mysterious disappearance of Hansel and Gretel. (86 mins.)
“ The first Hoodwinked was never really that good. Why should I see the sequel? ” - alexanderb27
Competition between the maid of honor and a bridesmaid, over who is the bride's best friend, threatens to upend the life of an out-of-work pastry chef. (125 mins.)
“ This is going to be just stupid. ” - alexanderb27
A group of zoo animals decide to break their code of silence in order to help their lovable zoo keeper find love -- without opting to leave his current job for something more illustrious. (102 mins.)
“ Looks like a 'Furry Vengeance' movie. (Never heard of 'Furry Vengeance' - don't worry!) Only much worse... yeah... even worse... ” - alexanderb27
Puss in Boots
The events leading up to the sword fighting cat's meeting with Shrek and his friends. (90 mins.)
“ WE DON'T NEED A STUPID SHREK SPIN-OFF! ” - alexanderb27
Santa's clumsy son Arthur gets put on a mission with St. Nick's father to give out a present they misplaced to a young girl in less than 2 hours. (97 mins.)
“ Going to easily be the worst Christmas movie of 2011. ” - alexanderb27
New Year's Eve
The lives of several couples and singles in New York intertwine over the course of New Year's Eve. (113 mins.)
“ I can tell this will be popular among young adults, but they'll hate it. ” - alexanderb27
Spy Kids: All the Time in the World in 4D
A retired spy is called back into action, and to bond with her new step-children, she invites them along for the adventure to stop the evil Timekeeper from taking over the world. (89 mins.)
“ Didn't see 1-3. ” - alexanderb27
Rick and Fred, two husbands who are having difficulty in their marriages, are given a Hall Pass by their wives: for one week, they can do whatever they want. (105 mins.)
“ Looks like a seriously wrong romcom. ” - alexanderb27
Red Riding Hood
Set in a medieval village that is haunted by a werewolf, a young girl falls for an orphaned woodcutter, much to her family's displeasure. (100 mins.)
“ This will be a horrible adult version of a fairytale. 'Nuff said. ” - alexanderb27
I Am Number Four
Aliens and their Guardians are hiding on Earth from intergalactic bounty hunters. They can only be killed in numerical order, and Number Four is next on the list. This is his story. (109 mins.)
“ Horrible action film with a stolen, yes "stolen" storyline. Don't object. There will be a twist (a kid has a necklace - whoopie!) but it will just be same old same old. ” - alexanderb27
A teenager suspects that his new neighbor is a vampire. (106 mins.)
“ A bad remake of something which was never wonderful anyway! ” - alexanderb27
Paranormal Activity 3
In 1988, young sisters Katie and Kristi befriend an invisible entity who resides in their home. (83 mins.)
“ Two reasons:
1) Never seen the first two.
2) I've got no idea what Paramount Pictures will bring out of the bag but there will be somebody possessed by the devil & they try to get rid of it. They do and it will go to someone else. The first two were OK. If there will be a Paranormal Activity 4 & 5, somebody will need to think up an ORIGINAL STORYLINE WHICH ISN'T JUST THE SAME AS THE FIRST TWO!!! (Or three by that point!) ” - alexanderb27
What's Your Number?
A woman looks back at the past nineteen men she's had relationships with in her life and wonders if one of them might be her one true love. (106 mins.)
“ 'The man who will be my true love is...'
I'll never find out because I won't see this! Looks bad and unoriginal! ” - alexanderb27
A story centered on the friendship between a boy and a dolphin whose tail was lost in a crab trap. (113 mins.)
“ Going to be a cheesy drama. ” - alexanderb27
When college freshman Sara arrives on campus for the first time, she befriends her roommate, Rebecca, unaware that the girl is becoming dangerously obsessed with her. (91 mins.)
“ How bad will this be?
'I like you... I really like you... I love you... I LOVE YOU!... I LLOOOVVEEEE YOOOUUUU!!! GAAAAAAHHHHHH! *lots of smashing of things*
You kind of get the idea with that... ” - alexanderb27
Horrid Henry: The Movie
Horrid Henry finds himself doing things he never ever thought he'd do, and then some. (93 mins.)
“ Oh my god. So much stuff will be said about this movie. At least 70% of all of it bad. I won't see this for many reasons. Here are 5.
1. I'm over 10.
2. It will have things flying everywhere - there will be goo "flying at you" in 3D every 10 minutes.
3. The film will use really STUPID, yes STUPID 'comedy'.
4. The characters look so bad it's hard to believe they are from "Horrid Henry".
5. A TV SERIES WAS GOOD ENOUGH ” - alexanderb27
A drunken playboy stands to lose a wealthy inheritance when he falls for a woman his family doesn't like. (110 mins.)
“ Two reasons:
1. Russell Brand.
2. Horrible rom-com with an original but pointless storyline. ” - alexanderb27
Happy Feet 2
Mumble's son, Erik, is struggling to realize his talents in the Emperor Penguin world. Meanwhile, Mumble and his family and friends discover a new threat their home -- one that will take everyone working together to save them. (100 mins.)
“ There won't be much expansion from the original. ” - alexanderb27
Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked
Playing around while aboard a cruise ship, the Chipmunks and Chipettes accidentally go overboard and end up marooned in a tropical paradise. They discover their new turf is not as deserted as it seems. (87 mins.)
“ ANOTHER CHIPMUNKS MOVIE? C'mon! ” - alexanderb27
A thriller centered on a young man who sets out to uncover the truth about his life after finding his baby photo on a missing persons website. (106 mins.)
“ No. It's not a cheap sci-fi movie. It's about a guy who looks for a boy because he might be the key to his life... NEXT! ” - alexanderb27
A group of teenagers get ready for their high school prom. (104 mins.)
“ Oh, God. Looks SERIOUSLY bad. ” - alexanderb27