Films I won't see in 2011

These are the films I certainly won't see in 2011.
REMOVED:
Mr Popper's Penguins 12.08.2011
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1.
Justin Bieber: Never Say Never (2011 Documentary)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.6/10 X  
Follows Justin Bieber with some footage of performances from his 2010 concert tour. (105 mins.)
Director: Jon M. Chu
“ Hate Bieber and if I needed to know anything about him, I'll just search 'Justin Bieber' on Wikipedia, OK? Paramount Pictures have made the worst decision of their lives! ” - alexanderb27
 
2.
Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.4/10 X  
Malcolm Turner and his stepson Trent go undercover at an all-girls school to flush out a killer. (107 mins.)
Director: John Whitesell
“ Looks like a horrible unfunny "comedy". ” - alexanderb27
 
3.
The Dilemma (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
A man discovers that his best friend's wife is having an affair. (111 mins.)
Director: Ron Howard
“ A guy needs to decide whether or not to tell his friend his wife is having an affair. Will he say or not... ooo! The tension! One for the garbage can! ” - alexanderb27
 
4.
Mars Needs Moms (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
A young boy named Milo gains a deeper appreciation for his mom after Martians come to Earth to take her away. (88 mins.)
Director: Simon Wells
“ Are Disney really going to sink THIS low? ” - alexanderb27
 
5.
Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs. Evil (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
Red Riding Hood is training in the group of Sister Hoods, when she and the Wolf are called to examine the sudden mysterious disappearance of Hansel and Gretel. (86 mins.)
Director: Mike Disa
“ The first Hoodwinked was never really that good. Why should I see the sequel? ” - alexanderb27
 
6.
Bridesmaids (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.8/10 X  
Competition between the maid of honor and a bridesmaid, over who is the bride's best friend, threatens to upend the life of an out-of-work pastry chef. (125 mins.)
Director: Paul Feig
“ This is going to be just stupid. ” - alexanderb27
 
7.
Zookeeper (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
A group of zoo animals decide to break their code of silence in order to help their lovable zoo keeper find love -- without opting to leave his current job for something more illustrious. (102 mins.)
Director: Frank Coraci
“ Looks like a 'Furry Vengeance' movie. (Never heard of 'Furry Vengeance' - don't worry!) Only much worse... yeah... even worse... ” - alexanderb27
 
8.
Puss in Boots (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
The events leading up to the sword fighting cat's meeting with Shrek and his friends. (90 mins.)
Director: Chris Miller
“ WE DON'T NEED A STUPID SHREK SPIN-OFF! ” - alexanderb27
 
9.
Arthur Christmas (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.1/10 X  
Santa's clumsy son Arthur gets put on a mission with St. Nick's father to give out a present they misplaced to a young girl in less than 2 hours. (97 mins.)
“ Going to easily be the worst Christmas movie of 2011. ” - alexanderb27
 
10.
New Year's Eve (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
The lives of several couples and singles in New York intertwine over the course of New Year's Eve. (113 mins.)
Director: Garry Marshall
“ I can tell this will be popular among young adults, but they'll hate it. ” - alexanderb27
 
11.
Spy Kids: All the Time in the World in 4D (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
A retired spy is called back into action, and to bond with her new step-children, she invites them along for the adventure to stop the evil Timekeeper from taking over the world. (89 mins.)
“ Didn't see 1-3. ” - alexanderb27
 
12.
Hall Pass (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
Rick and Fred, two husbands who are having difficulty in their marriages, are given a Hall Pass by their wives: for one week, they can do whatever they want. (105 mins.)
“ Looks like a seriously wrong romcom. ” - alexanderb27
 
13.
Red Riding Hood (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
Set in a medieval village that is haunted by a werewolf, a young girl falls for an orphaned woodcutter, much to her family's displeasure. (100 mins.)
“ This will be a horrible adult version of a fairytale. 'Nuff said. ” - alexanderb27
 
14.
I Am Number Four (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
Aliens and their Guardians are hiding on Earth from intergalactic bounty hunters. They can only be killed in numerical order, and Number Four is next on the list. This is his story. (109 mins.)
Director: D.J. Caruso
“ Horrible action film with a stolen, yes "stolen" storyline. Don't object. There will be a twist (a kid has a necklace - whoopie!) but it will just be same old same old. ” - alexanderb27
 
15.
Fright Night (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
A teenager suspects that his new neighbor is a vampire. (106 mins.)
Director: Craig Gillespie
“ A bad remake of something which was never wonderful anyway! ” - alexanderb27
 
16.
Paranormal Activity 3 (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
In 1988, young sisters Katie and Kristi befriend an invisible entity who resides in their home. (83 mins.)
“ Two reasons:
1) Never seen the first two.
2) I've got no idea what Paramount Pictures will bring out of the bag but there will be somebody possessed by the devil & they try to get rid of it. They do and it will go to someone else. The first two were OK. If there will be a Paranormal Activity 4 & 5, somebody will need to think up an ORIGINAL STORYLINE WHICH ISN'T JUST THE SAME AS THE FIRST TWO!!! (Or three by that point!) ” - alexanderb27
 
17.
What's Your Number? (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
A woman looks back at the past nineteen men she's had relationships with in her life and wonders if one of them might be her one true love. (106 mins.)
Director: Mark Mylod
“ 'The man who will be my true love is...'
I'll never find out because I won't see this! Looks bad and unoriginal! ” - alexanderb27
 
18.
Dolphin Tale (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.9/10 X  
A story centered on the friendship between a boy and a dolphin whose tail was lost in a crab trap. (113 mins.)
“ Going to be a cheesy drama. ” - alexanderb27
 
19.
The Roommate (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
When college freshman Sara arrives on campus for the first time, she befriends her roommate, Rebecca, unaware that the girl is becoming dangerously obsessed with her. (91 mins.)
“ How bad will this be?
'I like you... I really like you... I love you... I LOVE YOU!... I LLOOOVVEEEE YOOOUUUU!!! GAAAAAAHHHHHH! *lots of smashing of things*
You kind of get the idea with that... ” - alexanderb27
 
20.
Horrid Henry: The Movie (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
Horrid Henry finds himself doing things he never ever thought he'd do, and then some. (93 mins.)
Director: Nick Moore
“ Oh my god. So much stuff will be said about this movie. At least 70% of all of it bad. I won't see this for many reasons. Here are 5.
1. I'm over 10.
2. It will have things flying everywhere - there will be goo "flying at you" in 3D every 10 minutes.
3. The film will use really STUPID, yes STUPID 'comedy'.
4. The characters look so bad it's hard to believe they are from "Horrid Henry".
5. A TV SERIES WAS GOOD ENOUGH ” - alexanderb27
 
21.
Arthur (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
A drunken playboy stands to lose a wealthy inheritance when he falls for a woman his family doesn't like. (110 mins.)
Director: Jason Winer
“ Two reasons:
1. Russell Brand.
2. Horrible rom-com with an original but pointless storyline. ” - alexanderb27
 
22.
Happy Feet 2 (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
Mumble's son, Erik, is struggling to realize his talents in the Emperor Penguin world. Meanwhile, Mumble and his family and friends discover a new threat their home -- one that will take everyone working together to save them. (100 mins.)
“ There won't be much expansion from the original. ” - alexanderb27
 
23.
Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.4/10 X  
Playing around while aboard a cruise ship, the Chipmunks and Chipettes accidentally go overboard and end up marooned in a tropical paradise. They discover their new turf is not as deserted as it seems. (87 mins.)
Director: Mike Mitchell
“ ANOTHER CHIPMUNKS MOVIE? C'mon! ” - alexanderb27
 
24.
Abduction (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
A thriller centered on a young man who sets out to uncover the truth about his life after finding his baby photo on a missing persons website. (106 mins.)
Director: John Singleton
“ No. It's not a cheap sci-fi movie. It's about a guy who looks for a boy because he might be the key to his life... NEXT! ” - alexanderb27
 
25.
Prom (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
A group of teenagers get ready for their high school prom. (104 mins.)
Director: Joe Nussbaum
“ Oh, God. Looks SERIOUSLY bad. ” - alexanderb27