These actors make me not wanna watch movies with them!

by BlackholeTraveller | created - 10 Feb 2011 | updated - 12 Mar 2012 | Public

This list is a mixture of actors I really can't stand (of course there are exceptations that I'm going to mention) or I think they are really boring/bad actors. I could think of some more, but these are really the ones that make me run away screaming. And of course I can't judge a crappy actor by having seen 1 movie, but I try to avoid certain candidats. No particular order.

1. Megan Fox

Actress | Transformers

Megan Denise Fox was born in Rockwood, Tennessee, to Gloria Darlene (Cisson) and Franklin Thomas Fox, a parole officer. Megan began her training in drama and dance at age 5 and, at age 10, moved to St. Petersburg, Florida where she continued her training and finished school. Megan began acting and ...

And I of course forgot Madame Foxxx. No wait, I didn't really forget her, I just forgot that she existed, cos she's so unimportant. But now, here she is. Why is she allowed to call herself an actress? Why? I admit that her sexy performance on "Two And A Half Men" was kinda fun, but let's be honest? Any sexy girl could've cleaned a window, so, no real effort. She was boring and just bad in the first two "Transformers"-movies, that I unfortunately had to see (at least part 1 was halfway decent). Now I'm going to watch her in "Jennifer's Body" - though I'm not expecting anything at all, it'll be the perfect opportunity for me, to see both Foxxx and Seyfried in one and the same movie, that saves me a hell lot of time, and later I can say that the 2 girls really deserve beeing part of my nice list. It's kinda an honour I think. ;) And since I watched "Jennifer's Body" some minutes ago: She is the worst, untalented actress I know, that was nothing, she can't act, but she gets a lead role, how unfair is that? And I don't think she looks good. Now she's my number one, horrible.

2. Justin Long

Actor | Live Free or Die Hard

A likable, boyish-looking actor with thick eyebrows and a friendly smile, Justin Long is a native of Connecticut.

He was born and raised in Fairfield, the second of three sons. His father, R. James Long, is a Professor of Philosophy at Fairfield University, and his mother, Wendy Lesniak, is a former...

Who is she? What does he want? I don't like him, he's a boring actor, he has no presence, he has no skills. Maybe he's a nice guy, but that's not enough, cos I don't think he's funny. Do you remember him as the annoying technic-freak in "Live Free Or Die Hard"? The one who made fun of CCR? Oh, boi, don't get me started what I'm now wanna do to him. Just look through his filmographie and you won't find not one decent movie or a decent performance by him. Okay, I haven't seen them all, but "Idiocracy, "Die Hard...", "Herbie" and "Accepted" are enough negative examples. Only "Dodgeball" was a nice comedic-movie, Justin didn't disturb me cos there were so many people in the movie that I could concentrate on the rest of the actors. :D And he still looks like 25, though he's over 30. Creepy.

3. Shia LaBeouf

Actor | Transformers

Shia Saide LaBeouf was born in Los Angeles, California, to Shayna (Saide) and Jeffrey Craig LaBeouf, and is an only child. His mother is from an Ashkenazi Jewish family, while his father has Cajun (French) ancestry. His parents are divorced. He started his career by doing stand-up comedy around ...

Oh no. No no no. Please no. Not him. Not Shire LaBööf. He's no actor at all, he's the anti-actor, he a poser, he's just annoying. He's nothing. I won't even bother to remember how to spell his name correct, I'll always call him Shia LaDööf anyway (Doof = stupid). ;) He just had 2 scenes in "I, Robot" and I had to roll my eyes. And I've seen him in 2 parts of "Transformers", a thing I'm definitely not proud of, especially part 2 was a load of crap. And did I mention that Shia makes me aggressiv? Just to watch his picture makes me wanna hit him like the fan did just some weeks ago. Please not. And they call him the new generation of action actors? Pleeeese, Steven Segal has more emotion.

4. Adam Sandler

Actor | The Waterboy

Adam Richard Sandler was born September 9, 1966 in Brooklyn, New York, to Judith (Levine), a teacher at a nursery school, and Stanley Alan Sandler, an electrical engineer. He is of Russian Jewish descent. At 17, he took his first step towards becoming a stand-up comedian when he spontaneously took ...

No, he's not funny, he's just a mainstream monster that release low comedies for the stupid masses. That's what he is. Okay, not all his movies are bad, years ago there were some halfway decent ones like "Little Nicky", maybe "Mr. Deeds" and "Anger Management" was really nice in combination with Jack Nicholson of course, but since 2005 I can't watch more than a movie trailer, I'd kick the shit out of "Grown Ups" etc. At least he had one good movie, that was "Reign Over Me", he also played "himself" or his typical Sandler-role, but the tragic story was really intersting to watch, Don Cheadle was a good actor on his side, I own the DVD. But that doesn't save him at all. He still annoys the hell out of me, I won't even watch "Just Go With It", cos Sandler + Janniston = duo infernale.

5. Stephen Colletti

Actor | One Tree Hill

Stephen Colletti was born in Newport Beach, California. He spent much of his time at the beach, playing sports, and seeking adventures for him and his friends to embark on. Whether it was camping or snowboarding in the Sierra Nevada Mountains or visiting his grandparents, who lived off the coast of...

What the heck? Oh lord, have mercy on me! I've seen him for 3 season on One Tree Hill, though the cast consists not of the greatest actor, he is just weak. Oh come on, everybody could do a better job, he has no aura at all, no light in his brain, nothing. He couldn't hardly play a pillar, he can't show emotions, he's just boring to watch, what really scared me was this one scene in season 6, episode 15: He just simply had to put a glass of a Long Island Ice Tea on a table, but he did it without any emotions, it looked so boring, I couldn't believe my eyes. Please, Stephen, give it up, that's nothing, really, even Mr. Unemotional James Lafferty beats the crap out of you.

6. Kiele Sanchez

Actress | A Perfect Getaway

Kiele Sanchez was born on October 13, 1977 in Chicago, Illinois, USA as Kiele Michelle Sanchez. She is an actress, known for A Perfect Getaway (2009), The Purge: Anarchy (2014) and Lost (2004). She has been married to Zach Gilford since December 29, 2012. They have one child. She was previously ...

NO! She was part of and reason for the worst LOST episode ever, I didn't like her at that time, and now wikipedia wants to tell me she was in 14 episodes of LOST? Thank god I've forgotten 90 % of them. ;) And then I had to watch her in the last Glades episodes ever (hehe, if that was no reason to celebrate, I don't know...), cos Julie Gonzalo was guest starring. Kiele was not on screen for most of the time, but in the end - it just hurt. She's not pretty for me, she's not charismatic, she can't play any emotions, I didn't feel niente, nada, nothing, zero. No, no, no, not her, not for me!

7. Summer Glau

Actress | Serenity

Summer is a native of San Antonio, Texas. She's been a ballerina most of her life. Her debut was in various commercials and a guest appearance on the WB's Angel (1999). She has gone on to star on the TV series Firefly (2002) as well as its follow-up movie Serenity (2005) and the TV series ...

Okay, she's not ugly, but also not pretty. Her acting is not pretty, but ugly. Her acting skills are so limited, she can't show any emotions, she appears stiff and boring. Nah, I've no reason to watch anything when she plays a role.

8. Jennifer Aniston

Actress | Friends

Jennifer Aniston was born in Sherman Oaks, California, to actors John Aniston and Nancy Dow. Her father is Greek, and her mother was of English, Irish, Scottish, and Italian descent. Jennifer spent a year of her childhood living in Greece with her family. Her family then relocated to New York City ...

Absolute no go! I haven't seen her newest movies, cos she always plays the same boring uninspired role, so I can imagine how bad (okay, I've no idea how bad...) they will be. She's not funny, she's not emotional, she's not charismatic nor beautiful. She's just boring and untalented, but she'll appear in the next 50 RomComs, and will make million dollars after million dollars. "Life is unfair", really. That makes me even angrier!

9. Tara Reid

Actress | Alone in the Dark

Born in Wyckoff, New Jersey, USA on November 8, 1975. She got her career start at six, when she appeared on a children's game show called Child's Play (1982). Later, she appeared in commercials for Jell-O, McDonald's, and Crayola. She attended the Professional Children's School in New York City. Her...

LÖL. Just to look at her makes me laugh...about her. She looks just stupid. Her rough voices surely comes from smoking to much. Nah, she's no actress, no way, she can't play emotions in any way. She was annoying on scrubs and the rest I forgot.

10. Heather Locklear

Actress | Melrose Place

Heather Locklear was born on September 25, 1961 in Westwood, California, USA as Heather Deen Locklear. She is an actress and producer, known for Melrose Place (1992), The Perfect Man (2005) and The Return of Swamp Thing (1989). She was previously married to Richie Sambora and Tommy Lee.

Oh is she plastic or what? Is she bad or what? Don't I like her or what? Did she really drive me crazy on "Scrubs"? Please not.

11. Jennifer Lopez

Actress | Gigli

Jennifer Lynn Lopez was born in the Castle Hill section of The Bronx on July 24, 1969. She is the middle of three musically-inclined sisters, Leslie Lopez, a homemaker, and Lynda Lopez, a DJ on New York's WKTU, a VH1 VJ, and a morning news show correspondent on New York's Channel 11. Jennifer ...

She's really a phenomenon: She's a bad actress and an even worse singer with no voice at all (though she has some decent tunes), but she seems to be as huge as her ass, she's counting money, that's so unfair.

12. Halle Berry

Actress | Catwoman

Halle Berry was born in Cleveland, Ohio. Her father, Jerome Jesse Berry, was African-American, and worked as a hospital attendant. Her mother, Judith Ann (Hawkins), who is Caucasian, has English and German ancestry, and is a retired psychiatric nurse. Halle has an older sister, Heidi Berry. Halle ...

Okay, I have seen only 4 movies with her. 2 X-Men movies, can't tell if she was okay at all, then of course her retarted boob showing on "Swordfish". And she played the title role in my personal worst movie ever, that never-ever deserved one point for anything: Of course the lovely "Catwoman". Oh boi. That really seals the deal. I won't watch a movie by her again, unless I think the story could compensate her bad acting. Maybe she had some decent movies, but as long as nobody borrows me one of her movies, Halle and me are not friends.

13. Jay Baruchel

Actor | Goon

Jay Baruchel was born in Ottawa, Ontario, and was raised in Montreal, Quebec, Canada. He is the son of Robyne (Ropell), a freelance writer, and Serge Victor Baruchel, an antiques dealer. He has a younger sister who also acts. He started acting in 1995 when he made his first of three appearances on ...

Ah, this guy! Nah, don't like him! I really find his acting boring. Boring, boring and more boring. Sorry. He was boring in "I'm Reed Fish" and I regret that I bought "Nick and Norah...". And he was average in "Tropic Thunder". I would not say that he's a bad actor, but he's far from beeing a good one, his performances are so boring. I can't help myself. And did I mention the crappy "The Sorcerer's Apprentice?" For that he gets most of my negative energy. That was nothing, Mr. Baruchel, that was really nothing. The only thing I like about him is that his unique voice reallly fitted great for Hiccup in "How To Train Your Dragon" - yes, I didn't see him and I liked his voice, I could get used to that! So Jay, please go into voice-overs, and don't harass us on screen or let's better say: Don't make us fall asleep. ;)

14. David Boreanaz

Actor | Bones

David was born in Buffalo, New York and grew up in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. He is the son of Patti, a travel agent, and weatherman Dave Roberts (Boreanaz). His father is of Italian descent and his mother is of half Slovak ancestry. At the age of seven he decide to be an actor, which eventually ...

Because I'm having sooo much fun putting together a compact list with all the actors (nah, not all, but those who annoy me) I can't stand, I can't dare to leave out David Borealis, or was it Bonanza? I never knew! I saw him for 2 season in Buffy, and from the first moment we met, I asked myself how he got the role of Angel?! Not that I hated him, but his acting skills were so darn limited, expression of emotions - ever heard of that? No? Than take an acting lesson! I really laugh about the fact that he got the lead role in another show called "Bones" - maybe I should watch one random episode to make sure that his acting skills didn't improve over the years, cos then I'd have to delete him from this beautiful list. But as long as I didn't watch it, he can be the random #15 on the list of actors I can't stand, because they are bad, boring actors.

15. Chris Hemsworth

Actor | The Avengers

Chris Hemsworth was born in Melbourne, Australia, to Leonie (van Os), a teacher of English, and Craig Hemsworth, a social-services counselor. His brothers are actors Liam Hemsworth and Luke Hemsworth. He is of Dutch (from his immigrant maternal grandfather), Irish, English, Scottish, and German ...

Deserves to be on that list after watching the horrrible bad Thor. The movie was bad, but the worst thing (even below the 2 points I gave) was the acting of this guy here. Don't want to see him again anywhere, so please do some more movies that fit your acting.

16. Linda Fiorentino

Actress | Men in Black

Linda Fiorentino born March 9, 1958 or 1960 is an American actress. She has starred in the films Vision Quest (1985), Gotcha! (1985), After Hours (1985), Jade (1995), Men in Black (1997), and Dogma (1999). For her performance in the 1994 film The Last Seduction, she won the New York Film Critics ...

Huah, her bad, uncharistmatic, boring, unfunny performance on Dogma made me angry after the movie went on for a while. Glad if I don't have to see her again.

17. Ben Affleck

Producer | Argo

American actor and filmmaker Benjamin Géza Affleck-Boldt was born on August 15, 1972 in Berkeley, California, and was raised in Cambridge, Massachusetts. His mother, Chris Anne (née Boldt), is a school teacher, and his father, Timothy Byers Affleck, is a social worker; the two are divorced. Ben has...

He must be here, he's a nice guy, I'm sure, but his buddy Matt Damon kicked his ass on Dogma, Ben didn't deliver. Have to watch his The Town again (had to watch it dubbed in cinema), but all I can say is that he did fine behind the camera. Matt Damon is welcome anytime, Ben can do his thing behind camera, but that's it.

18. Selena Gomez

Actress | Spring Breakers

Actress and singer Selena Gomez was born on July 22, 1992 in Grand Prairie, Texas. She is the daughter of Mandy Teefey and Ricardo Gomez. Her mother is of part Italian ancestry, and her father is of Mexican descent. She was named after Tejano singer Selena, who died in 1995.

Her first acting role ...