20 Best Seinfeld episodes

These are some of my Seinfeld favorites. I know so many great ones are left off, and almost every episode has something brilliant in it, these are just the ones that stood out for me. Enjoy
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1.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Boyfriend: Part 1 (1992)
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In the first hour-long episode, Jerry hooks up with Keith Hernandez at the gym. He tries to meet with... (22 mins.)
“ In this classic two part episode featuring Keith Hernandez, Jerry finds himself in an awkward male friendship with the former Mets slugger. George does everything possible to keep his unemployment benefits, including using Jerry as a faux latex manufacturer, Elaine is wooed by Hernandez and a hilarious JFK reference recounts a spitacular day at the ballpark for Kramer and Newman. ” - dominic_1983
 
2.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Contest (1992)
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After George's mother catches him alone in a somewhat embarrassing situation, Jerry, George, Elaine... (22 mins.)
“ After George is caught masturbating by his mother, the four main characters devise a contest to see who can go the longest without pleasuring him/herself. Marla, Jerry's girlfriend, with whom he has yet to have sex, learns of the contest and is disgusted ” - dominic_1983
 
3.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Puffy Shirt (1993)
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Kramer and his soft-spoken friend Leslie start a new line of clothing and Jerry accidentally agrees to wear it on the Today show. (22 mins.)
“ Kramer and his soft-spoken friend Leslie start a new line of clothing and Jerry accidentally agrees to wear it on the Today show. ” - dominic_1983
 
4.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Soup Nazi (1995)
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A soup stand owner obsesses about his customers' ordering procedure, but his soup is so good that people line up down the block for it anyway. (22 mins.)
“ A soup stand owner obsesses about his customers' ordering procedure, but his soup is so good that people line up down the block for it anyway. Let's not forget the schmoopies! ” - dominic_1983
 
5.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Deal (1991)
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Jerry and Elaine believe that they have found a fool-proof way to start having sex again but still remain just friends, but they quickly start encountering problems. (22 mins.)
“ Jerry and Elaine believe that they have found a fool-proof way to start having sex again but still remain just friends, but they quickly start encountering problems. ” - dominic_1983
 
6.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Little Jerry (1997)
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Jerry bounces a check. Kramer buys a live chicken. George dates a female convict. Elaine dates a man who shaves his head. (22 mins.)
“ Kramer gets a pet rooster that he names after Jerry. Jerry bounces a check at the local liquor store but has difficulty paying it off. So much in fact, that his parents think that Jerry is strapped for cash. Marcelino, the owner of the liquor store, tells Jerry that there is money to be made in underground cockfighting rings. When Little Jerry wins his first fight, Marcelino wants to buy the bird, but Jerry and Kramer refuse to sell. Meanwhile, as part of his duties with the Foundation, George goes to a women's prison where they have just donated a generous sum of money. George dates one of the inmates and gets really turned on by the concept of "conjugal visit sex". When the prisoner escapes, George discovers something even better than conjugal visit sex - fugitive sex. Elaine dates a man who shaves his head, but when she convinces him to grow his hair in, he discovers that he's going bald and looks exactly like George. ” - dominic_1983
 
7.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Fusilli Jerry (1995)
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Kramer gets new license plates, but a DMV screw-up gives him a new vanity license plate - "ASS MAN"... (22 mins.)
“ Kramer gets new license plates, but a DMV screw-up gives him a new vanity license plate - "ASS MAN". George's mom gets plastic surgery. Kramer makes pasta sculptures of his friends, and makes one out of Jerry using Fusilli pasta. Jerry tells Puddy about his "move", which he proceeds to use on Elaine. He also tells George, but George screws it up, and his girlfriend gets freaked out when he uses crib notes. Kramer finally tracks down the Ass Man when Frank falls on the Fusilli Jerry and they have to take him to a proctologist. ” - dominic_1983
 
8.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Non-Fat Yogurt (1993)
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Kramer invests in a new non-fat yogurt store. (22 mins.)
“ Kramer invests in a new new non-fat yogurt store, which becomes a hit in the city. Jerry and Elaine discover that they've been gaining weight and wonder if the yogurt really is non fat or not. Jerry tries to unravel this mystery while also dealing with a neighbor's kid who saw his act and the one rare instance where Jerry unleashes profanities on stage. Meanwhile, George runs into a former childhood acquaintance, Lloyd Braun, who is working on the mayoral campaign for incumbent Mayor Dinkins, but the campaign is quickly jeopardized when Elaine proposes a name tag system. The mayoral campaign is also jeopardized when Kramer dates one of the lab technicians and accidentally spills some of the yogurt into Giuliani's blood sample. ” - dominic_1983
 
9.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Opposite (1994)
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George decides to turn his life around by doing the exact opposite of what he would usually do. Elaine is having a lot of bad luck. Jerry keeps breaking even. Kramer gets the coffee table book published. (22 mins.)
“ A simple pick up line in the coffee shop proves Jerry's theory that every instinct George has is wrong. George decides to try the opposite, and that lands him an attractive girlfriend, a job offer with the New York Yankees, and an apartment that allows him to finally move out of his parent's house. Simultaneously, Elaine's mistake of stopping off for candy after learning her boyfriend was hospitalized causes her fortune to take a downturn. She gets kicked out of her apartment, breaks up with her boyfriend, and the candy causes a chain reaction that ultimately leads to the end of her longtime employer. Jerry sees the parallel between his two friends and realizes that he breaks even on just about everything. Kramer continues to take the book tour for his coffee table book, but Pendant Publishing's bankruptcy puts the book on the shelf. ” - dominic_1983
 
10.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Old Man (1993)
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Elaine gets the gang to volunteer at an old folks' home. She gets freaked out by hers, George gets fired by his guy... (22 mins.)
“ Elaine gets the gang to volunteer at an old folks' home. She gets freaked out by hers, George gets fired by his guy, and Jerry loses his. Kramer and Newman scheme to sell records to a vintage music store and steal the records from Jerry's old guy ” - dominic_1983
 
11.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Junior Mint (1993)
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Elaine's ex-boyfriend is recovering in the hospital and has surgery. The gang goes to visit. Kramer... (22 mins.)
“ Elaine's ex-boyfriend is recovering in the hospital and has surgery. The gang goes to visit. Kramer gets the idea to paint his apartment to simulate the feel of a ski lodge. While at the hospital, Kramer's concern about the operation gets him and Jerry in to watch. But when Kramer sneaks in candy and forces it on Jerry, Jerry starts a chain reaction that causes the Junior Mints to land in Elaine's ex-boyfriend. Jerry thinks he may have killed the guy while George, who learns that he has recently come into some money, decides to invest in the ex-boyfriend's artwork ” - dominic_1983
 
12.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Parking Garage (1991)
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The four get stuck in a parking garage for hours when they forget where they parked. (22 mins.)
“ The four get stuck in a parking garage for hours when they forget where they parked. Jerry and George run into "legal" trouble. ” - dominic_1983
 
13.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Red Dot (1991)
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George gets a job at Elaine's office and gets involved with the cleaning woman. Elaine's boyfriend is a recovering alcoholic who falls off the wagon because of Jerry's carelessness. George buys Elaine a marked-down cashmere sweater. (22 mins.)
“ George gets a job at Elaine's office and gets involved with the cleaning woman. Elaine's boyfriend is a recovering alcoholic who falls off the wagon because of Jerry's carelessness. George buys Elaine a marked-down cashmere sweater. ” - dominic_1983
 
14.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Jacket (1991)
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Jerry wears an expensive jacket when he meets Elaine's father, but an argument ensues when Jerry is reluctant to wear it outside during a snowfall. (22 mins.)
“ Jerry wears an expensive jacket when he meets Elaine's father, but an argument ensues when Jerry is reluctant to wear it outside during a snowfall. Lawrence Tierney as Elaine's dad is great. ” - dominic_1983
 
15.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Bizarro Jerry (1996)
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George uses Susan's death to pick up women. Elaine's new friend is Jerry's exact opposite. Jerry's new girlfriend has manly hands. Kramer pretends to work for an upscale firm. (22 mins.)
“ Elaine meets her new boyfriend's friends, and realizes the group of them are the exact opposites of Jerry and his friends. Jerry goes out with one of Elaine's friends who is extremely beautiful, but has off-putting "man hands". However, George uses a picture of her to get into the "forbidden city" where lots of beautiful women hang out. Kramer gets a new job when he uses a toilet in an office building. ” - dominic_1983
 
16.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Chicken Roaster (1996)
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Kenny Rogers' Roasters sets up shop across the street from Jerry and Kramer's apartment. Unfortunately... (22 mins.)
“ Kenny Rogers' Roasters sets up shop across the street from Jerry and Kramer's apartment. Unfortunately, their unusually large chicken sign causes problems for everybody. Kramer and Jerry wind up switching apartments because of it - and personalities. Jerry is freaked out by a wooden doll in Kramer's apartment and Newman gets Kramer hooked on Kenny Roger's chicken. Elaine gets comfortable in her position as president of the catalog but is quickly accused of abusing her company credit card benefits. Especially when Elaine buys George an expensive hat and George purposefully leaves it at his girlfriend's apartment in hopes that it will score another date. Meanwhile, Jerry's old college friend has lunch with him and winds up getting fired, and takes a new job at the Chicken Roaster's. ” - dominic_1983
 
17.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Sponge (1995)
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After learning that her prophylactic of choice is being discontinued, Elaine buys a case of Today sponges and scrutinizes her dates for their sponge-worthiness. (22 mins.)
“ After learning that her prophylactic of choice is being discontinued, Elaine buys a case of Today sponges and scrutinizes her dates for their sponge-worthiness. Jerry dates a good girl and Kramer does a walk for charity. ” - dominic_1983
 
18.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Wig Master (1996)
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Susan's friends are in town for the Broadway production of Joseph And The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat... (22 mins.)
“ Susan's friends are in town for the Broadway production of Joseph And The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. Kramer gets to wear the coat and is mistaken for a pimp in public when he accuses a local parking lot of running a prostitution ring out of his car. Jerry buys a jacket and later returns it for spite. Elaine tries to buy a dress from the same guy Jerry gets the jacket from, but is stunned to learn that he's holding it until Elaine sleeps with him. ” - dominic_1983
 
19.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Calzone (1996)
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George gets Steinbrenner hooked on eggplant calzones from a local Italian restaurant. But George gets... (22 mins.)
“ George gets Steinbrenner hooked on eggplant calzones from a local Italian restaurant. But George gets banned from the restaurant when he's accused of stealing from the tip jar. He then asks Kramer to pick up the calzones, but Kramer gets kicked out when he tries to pay with pennies. George's last resort in getting the calzones is Newman who wants a cut of every delivery. Meanwhile, Kramer will only wear clothing if it's straight from the dryer. ” - dominic_1983
 
20.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Smelly Car (1993)
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After dinner, Jerry gets his car back from the valet. He and Elaine get in the car and realize that the valet has really bad B.O.... (22 mins.)
“ After dinner, Jerry gets his car back from the valet. He and Elaine get in the car and realize that the valet has really bad B.O.. Jerry goes to great lengths to get the smell out of his car while Elaine goes to great lengths to get the smell out of her hair. Jerry soon realizes that the smell isn't just a mere odor, but an entity unto itself, and finally decides that he has to get rid of his car. Meanwhile, George gets reacquainted with Susan and discovers that he drove her to lesbianism, and Kramer dates Susan's girlfriend. ” - dominic_1983