25 most orgasmic Australian films.

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1.
Chopper (2000)
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Chopper tells the intense story of Mark "Chopper" Read, a legendary criminal who wrote his autobiography while serving a jail sentence in prison. His book, "From the Inside", upon which the film is based, was a best-seller. (94 mins.)
Director: Andrew Dominik
“ after seeing this film, brad pitt wanted eric bana cast in troy, and went on to work with the director in the assasination of jesse james by the coward robert ford. this film is the blackest and funniest comedy ive ever seen, ridiculously rewatchable........eric bana's best (even over munich). ” - adam jones
 
2.
Shine (1996)
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Pianist David Helfgott, driven by his father and teachers, has a breakdown. Years later he returns to the piano, to popular if not critical acclaim. (105 mins.)
Director: Scott Hicks
“ Three words: "Geoffrey Rush's Doodle" ” - adam jones
 
3.
Bad Boy Bubby (1993)
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Bubby has spent thirty years trapped in the same small room, tricked by his mother. One day, he manages to escape, and, deranged and naive in equal measures, his adventure into the modern and nihilistic life begins. (114 mins.)
Director: Rolf de Heer
“ this is both the worst and best film ive ever seen...........if you see it youll understand what i mean. ” - adam jones
 
4.
Not Quite Hollywood: The Wild, Untold Story of Ozploitation! (2008 Documentary)
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The story of the Australian exploitation genre cinema of 1970s and 80s. (103 mins.)
Director: Mark Hartley
“ awsome documentary with some awsome quenton tarantino time. ” - adam jones
 
5.
Ten Canoes (2006)
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A story within a story. In Australia's Northern Territory, a man tells us one of the stories of his people and his land... (90 mins.)
“ like apocalipto, but with aboriginals...........and without smelly mel gibson. ” - adam jones
 
6.
Animal Kingdom (2010)
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A seventeen year-old navigates his survival amongst an explosive criminal family and the detective who thinks he can save him. (113 mins.)
Director: David Michôd
“ an orgy of sweaty Australianism(My new favorite word) talent ” - adam jones
 
7.
Romper Stomper (1992)
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A group of skinheads become alarmed at the way their neighbourhood is changing. (94 mins.)
Director: Geoffrey Wright
“ if you thought Crowe was good at playing schizophrenic gladiators.....you haven't seen his Nazi, you see there's minimal acting required as Russel punches his way through the Vietnamese population of footscray,Melbourne..............a former residential address of your humble writer during a brief stint in 09. Though I do recall being woken up most mornings to the sound of 89 chinamen being assaulted by Russel Crowe. ” - adam jones
 
8.
The Road Warrior (1981)
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In the post-apocalyptic Australian wasteland, a cynical drifter agrees to help a small, gasoline rich, community escape a band of bandits. (95 mins.)
Director: George Miller
“ mel gibson, leather, more leather and titanium boomareng's (shotgun the band name 'titanium boomareng's) ” - adam jones
 
9.
Bondi Tsunami (2004 Documentary)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
Shark and Yuto are on a road trip around Autralia, surfing, smoking and drinking. They meet up with Kimiko and the mysterious Gunja Man before driving to many famous Australian landmarks. (88 mins.)
Director: Rachael Lucas
“ Please dont watch this movie sober whatever you do. ” - adam jones
 
10.
Samson & Delilah (2009)
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Samson and Delilah's world is small- an isolated community in the Central Australian desert. When tragedy... (100 mins.)
“ the closest film to my heart on this list, i grew up near hear, in a patch or earth no one knows anything about, even in Australia, this movie perfectly captures what it is to live in modern Northern Territory Australia. This film is an absolute undiscovered gem. ” - adam jones
 
11.
Candy (2006)
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A poet falls in love with an art student who gravitates to his bohemian lifestyle -- and his love of heroin. Hooked as much on one another as they are on the drug, their relationship alternates between states of oblivion, self-destruction, and despair. (116 mins.)
Director: Neil Armfield
“ i dont know about you guys but i'd watch Heath Ledger eat an egg sandwich if i could, did i mention geoffrey rush has a part?........mmmmm id really like to watch geoffrey rush and Heath Ledger share an egg sandwich, yeah. yeah that'd be all......all hot and guey. that'd be hot "your narrator pinches his right nipple" ” - adam jones
 
12.
The Proposition (2005)
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A lawman apprehends a notorious outlaw and gives him nine days to kill his older brother, or else they'll execute his younger brother. (104 mins.)
Director: John Hillcoat
“ the best example of an Australian Western, written by Nick Cave, and directed by John Hillcoat, who went on to direct Cormack McCarthy's The Road. Ray Winstone sweating like a christmas ham inside an oven is worth the price of admission. ” - adam jones
 
13.
Two Hands (1999)
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A 19 year old (Heath Ledger) finds himself in debt to a local gangster (Bryan Brown) when some gang loot disappears and sets him on the run from thugs... (103 mins.)
Director: Gregor Jordan
“ long before batman killed him, a young heath ledger getting into trouble with Bryan Brown (you know....the guy who slit his throat because tom cruise didnt love him in 'cocktail'). ” - adam jones
 
14.
Dark City (1998)
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A man struggles with memories of his past, including a wife he cannot remember, in a nightmarish world with no sun. (100 mins.)
Director: Alex Proyas
“ the matrix stole heaps of this film's sets.....so thats good right? also featuring THE ONLY EVER APPEARANCE OF *drum rolll* : Rufus Sewell as a protagonist in any movie, as we all know if you ever see Rufus Sewell enter a scene in a movie it is only a matter of time before he tries to either murder or rape every other character in the film. Evil bastard. ” - adam jones
 
15.
The Year My Voice Broke (1987)
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In 1962, a prepubescent boy in rural Australia watches painfully as his best friend and first love, an older girl... (103 mins.)
Director: John Duigan
“ Noah Taylor the band manager from almost famous as a geeky 14 year old australian. ” - adam jones
 
16.
Ghosts... of the Civil Dead (1988)
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Prison gangs clash in a high-tech security jail where there are no rules. (93 mins.)
Director: John Hillcoat
“ if you never got that fix of prison rape out of your system from your box set of Oz, this movie is like......if halfway through shawshank redemption, tim Robbens didnt fight off those rapists, and they just raped himn like the entire movie, and flung feces at each other. Thats what this movies like. ” - adam jones
 
17.
Babe (1995)
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Babe, a pig raised by sheepdogs, learns to herd sheep with a little help from Farmer Hoggett. (91 mins.)
Director: Chris Noonan
“ and surprisingly considerably less feces in this movie than the former. ” - adam jones
 
18.
Wolf Creek (2005)
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Three backpackers stranded in the Australian outback are befriended by a local who turns out to be a sadistic psychopath and will plunge them into a hellish nightmare of insufferable torture. (99 mins.)
Director: Greg Mclean
“ Australian's find this movie slightly less creepy due to the fact the serial killer used too do the building segment on the lifestyle show "Better Homes and Gardens". Americans will find this movie awesomely horrifying and perhaps another reason not to visit Australia. ” - adam jones
 
19.
Look Both Ways (2005)
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During one unusually hot and tragic weekend, four people struggle after hearing some life-changing news, this in turn brings them together. (100 mins.)
Director: Sarah Watt
“ William Mcinnes.......the guy who could of been the next Javier Bardem.......only he doesnt want to be, which makes him wayyyyyy cooler. ” - adam jones
 
20.
Lantana (2001)
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The relationships of four couples unravel after the discovery of a young woman's body in Lantana bush in suburban Sydney. (121 mins.)
Director: Ray Lawrence
“ she takes me money...............when in in neeed.......... ” - adam jones
 
21.
Red Hill (2010)
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A young police officer must survive his first day's duty in a small country town. (95 mins.)
Director: Patrick Hughes
“ another respectable Australian Western. ” - adam jones
 
22.
The Castle (1997)
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A working-class family from Melbourne, Australia fights city hall after being told they must vacate their beloved family home to allow for infrastructural expansion. (85 mins.)
Director: Rob Sitch
“ fix any old sad bastards day up. ” - adam jones
 
23.
The Combination (2009)
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Set in the multi-racial suburbs of Sydney, Lebanese-Australian John is released from goal to find his younger brother Charlie caught in the very same world of crime that put him behind bars. (96 mins.)
Director: David Field
“ perfectly captures the lebanese community of Sydney ” - adam jones
 
24.
Quigley Down Under (1990)
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Sharpshooter Matt Quigley is hired from Wyoming by an Australian rancher paying a very high price. But when Quigley arrives Down Under, all is not as it seems. (119 mins.)
Director: Simon Wincer
“ if this list could use anything, id say the best thing would definately be tom sellecks moustache. and the final ingredient.......... ” - adam jones
 
25.
Harvie Krumpet (2003 Short Film)
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The odd biography of a man who has Tourette's Syndrome, chronic bad luck, menial jobs, nudist tendencies, and a book of "fakts" hung around his neck. (23 mins.)
Director: Adam Elliot
“ PPPPPPllllllllllaaaaaaaaaadddddddddddoooooooooooooooo ” - adam jones