The 22 Films I wish I didn't see.

I personally think these films suck. Most of these will have very little descriptions as I tried to block these out of my memory.
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1.
The Hangover (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
Three buddies wake up from a bachelor party in Las Vegas, with no memory of the previous night and the bachelor missing. They make their way around the city in order to find their friend before his wedding. (100 mins.)
Director: Todd Phillips
“ for some reason I am the only person that remembers this movie featured a simulated infant masturbation scene. Child molestation and sexualization is anything but funny, and the people behind this movie should be in jail. Never should have been released. Never should have been awarded. plus it wasn't one bit funny. ” - DisturbedPixie
 
2.
Blood Dolls (1999)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.8/10 X  
Virgil, an eccentric freak billionaire, spends his days being a "biological inventor." The "blood dolls," his newest creation, aid him in getting revenge on those who betrayed him. (84 mins.)
Director: Charles Band
“ I remember a chick band being caged and forced to play, and evil dolls... It didn't make sense. ” - DisturbedPixie
 
3.
Diary of a Serial Killer (2008 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.0/10 X  
Tormented by the serial killer who took her mother's life, journalist LAURA NELSON investigates the only clue he ever leaves behind at his crime scenes: his diary pages. (85 mins.)
Director: Andy Hurst
“ didn't make any sense, and wasn't scary... ” - DisturbedPixie
 
4.
House of Wax (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
A group of unwitting teens are stranded near a strange wax museum and soon must fight to survive and keep from becoming the next exhibit. (108 mins.)
“ Paris Hilton's death scene doesn't make up for this horrible movie. The original is pretty bad too, so it's not like they ruined anything though. ” - DisturbedPixie
 
5.
The Condemned (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
Jack Conrad is awaiting the death penalty in a corrupt Central American prison. He is "purchased" by a wealthy television producer and taken to a desolate island where he must fight to the death against nine other condemned killers from all corners of the world, with freedom going to the sole survivor. (113 mins.)
Director: Scott Wiper
“ horrible excuse of a rip off of Battle Royale. The rape scenes were so distasteful and long, and there was no substance to back it up. Just terrible. I believe only WWE fans liked this film. I think that says enough. ” - DisturbedPixie
 
6.
From Hell It Came (1957)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.5/10 X  
A wrongfully accused South Seas prince is executed, and returns as a walking tree stump. (71 mins.)
Director: Dan Milner
“ i guess if you were watching it assuming it was funny, you might like it, but this is a really stupid movie. ” - DisturbedPixie
 
7.
Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
Freddy Krueger returns once again to haunt both the dreams of Springwood's last surviving teenager and a woman with a deep connection to him. (89 mins.)
Director: Rachel Talalay
“ one of those movies that is supposed to end the franchise but doesn't, and it was so poorly put together. I think this is the worse Freddy film. ” - DisturbedPixie
 
8.
Alone in the Dark (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.3/10 X  
Based on the video game, Alone in the Dark focuses on Edward Carnby, a detective of the paranormal, who slowly unravels mysterious events with deadly results. (96 mins.)
Director: Uwe Boll
“ Tara Reid plays a genius... moving on.. ” - DisturbedPixie
 
9.
They (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
A psychology student finds all her childhood fears and phobias becoming real after a traumatic event. (89 mins.)
Director: Robert Harmon
“ has one of the worst endings I've ever seen ” - DisturbedPixie
 
10.
White Noise (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
An architect's desire to speak with his wife from beyond the grave, becomes an obsession with supernatural repercussions. (101 mins.)
Director: Geoffrey Sax
“ this film actually has some very scary moments, but the ending IS the worst ending ever. With an alternative ending it could have been a very good film, too bad. ” - DisturbedPixie
 
11.
Psycho (1998)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
A young female embezzler arrives at the Bates Motel, which has terrible secrets of its own. (105 mins.)
Director: Gus Van Sant
“ a terrible remake of a classic staring horrible actor Vince Vaughn. What's so different than the original beside it being poorly acted and nearly a shot for shot remake in color? Vince portrays the classic character by masturbating while peeping. Didn't need to see that 10 seconds. ” - DisturbedPixie
 
12.
The Forsaken (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
A young man gets embroiled in a war against vampires. (90 mins.)
Director: J.S. Cardone
“ terrible vampire movie, with terrible acting ” - DisturbedPixie
 
13.
Mamma Mia! (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
The story of a bride-to-be trying to find her real father told using hit songs by the popular '70s group ABBA. (108 mins.)
Director: Phyllida Lloyd
“ I like ABBA's classics, but this film/story portrays people singing these songs and painfully and poorly connecting them to the storyline. And what a stupid story. This girl doesn't know which of these three dudes are her dad (cuz her mom's a whore) but want's one of these strangers to walk her down the aisle. Wow, she has problems. Her family should not continue to reproduce. ” - DisturbedPixie
 
14.
House of the Dead (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.0/10 X  
A group of college students travel to a mysterious island to attend a rave, which is soon taken over by bloodthirsty zombies. (90 mins.)
Director: Uwe Boll
“ the worst zombie film I ever have seen. This is supposed to be based on the video games, but why? The video games have a poor storyline to begin with. Sure they are pretty decent games, especially Overkill, but are not film worthy, sorry. ” - DisturbedPixie
 
15.
The Mothman Prophecies (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
A reporter is drawn to a small West Virginia town to investigate a series of strange events, including psychic visions and the appearance of bizarre entities. (119 mins.)
Director: Mark Pellington
“ I was told this was going to be very scary, but then I watched it and it wasn't scary plus it didn't clearly present any sort of plot. Based on a real legion believed by simple people, this couldn't scare a 8 year old. ” - DisturbedPixie
 
16.
Beyond the Wall of Sleep (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.9/10 X  
Joe Slaader is a mysterious mountain man being held in the Ulster County Asylum after the brutal murder of his family... (84 mins.)
“ sorry, but I have no idea what this is about. I couldn't tell you right after I rented it. I don't have a clue, but I know the cinematography was something out of a bad music video. almost unwatchable. ” - DisturbedPixie
 
17.
The Hours (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.6/10 X  
The story of how the novel "Mrs. Dalloway" affects three generations of women, all of whom, in one way or another, have had to deal with suicide in their lives. (110 mins.)
Director: Stephen Daldry
“ bored the heck out of me and all my friends that dragged me there passed out out of boredom. I remember that the three main characters are very unlikeable, and made me a little angry. ” - DisturbedPixie
 
18.
Transformers (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.1/10 X  
An ancient struggle between two Cybertronian races, the heroic Autobots and the evil Decepticons, comes to Earth, with a clue to the ultimate power held by a teenager. (144 mins.)
Director: Michael Bay
“ I almost passed out while watching this one, and that is almost unheard of for me since I can't sleep while sitting up. The poor toddler sitting with his jerk mom infront of me was trying to get away too. I wish I was that smart, I just sat there and told my boyfriend afterward that if they make a sequel, he can't pay me to watch that with him. The climax was so horribly made that I had no idea what was going on, and Shia disappointed me with some poor acting, and the catch phrases that came from these robots were supposed to be memorable and they were just plain stupid. The voice of one of the robots, if I can remember right, was supposed to make him sound African American, which came off as offensive. It was just so bad. ” - DisturbedPixie
 
19.
Wicked Little Things (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
Karen, Sarah, and Emma Tunney are all moving to a small town in Pennsylvania where, unknown to them, in 1913, a horrid mine accident trapped dozens of children alive, underground. But there's a problem. They're still alive. (94 mins.)
Director: J.S. Cardone
“ the plot summary sounds scary enough, but this is anything but scary. One of the worst horrorfest films, certainly the worse I have seen. ” - DisturbedPixie
 
20.
The Big Lebowski (1998)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.2/10 X  
"The Dude" Lebowski, mistaken for a millionaire Lebowski, seeks restitution for his ruined rug and enlists his bowling buddies to help get it. (117 mins.)
Director: Joel Coen
“ It's pointless, and that seems to be the joke. The characters are annoying and unrealistic. The dialogue is fast paced but the story seems to go on and on. It's exhausting and therefor nauseating to sit through. The musical score is just old man western crap. And it has Tara Reid in it which has propelled her career-- That's just wrong. The dream sequences are as pointless as Conway Twitty on Family Guy. No characters are relatable, and the only one somewhat likeable character is The Dude, and he always makes the wrong choices and has crap friends. It's just so frustrating to watch. And who cares about your rug when someone shoves you head in a toilet? And why would you deliver money and not check to see if there was money in the suitcase? Friggin Idiot.
And why is this such highly rated? Go to the forum for it and look at the pointless nonsense SOME of the fans yammer on about. These people need to get the brain tumor removed because they are not coherent. I get how some parts are funny, but I can laugh more by watching a short YouTube video than waste my night on this.
And I'm pretty sure "Dude, Where's my Car?" is a tribute to this film. Nothing good comes of this film. ” - DisturbedPixie
 
21.
Repo! The Genetic Opera (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
A worldwide epidemic encourages a biotech company to launch an organ-financing program similar in nature to a standard car loan. The repossession clause is a killer, however. (98 mins.)
“ as a fan of the show Buffy, I was looking forward to watching this movie that has an interesting premise and the lead is Giles on Buffy. This film calls itself an opera, but I call it a musical with horrible whiny songs. The plot is so silly, that I cant take it seriously. And Repo Men, is not a remake, but a retelling of the same basic back story this film is based on. Watch Repo Men if you want to enjoy the sub plot. It's better than this. Personally, I'd like a horror movie based on repo organs, but whatha gonna do? All we have are these two movies. ” - DisturbedPixie
 
22.
Buried (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.0/10 X  
Paul is a U.S. truck driver working in Iraq. After an attack by a group of Iraqis he wakes to find he is buried alive inside a coffin. With only a lighter and a cell phone it's a race against time to escape this claustrophobic death trap. (95 mins.)
Director: Rodrigo Cortés
“ Not 1 redeeming quality! If you want a feeling of dread?--go on a free fall ride. Want to feel out of breathe? Go to the bottom of a swimming pool. Want to learn about the evils of war and bureaucracy? Watch a documentary and learn something! This film is NOT WORTH ANYBODY'S TIME! It's not thrilling, it's boring. Why would anybody buy the dvd of this and try to get someone to watch it with them a 2nd time? How is this enjoyable, at all? Ryan Reynolds, you bastard, this is probably the highest regarded film you have ever done, and it BLOWS! Anybody who recommends this film-You should feel ashamed of yourself for wanting to ruin 90 minutes of someone else life. ” - DisturbedPixie