Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Famed archaeologist/adventurer Dr. Henry "Indiana" Jones is called back into action when he becomes entangled in a Soviet plot to uncover the secret behind mysterious artifacts known as the Crystal Skulls. (122 mins.)
“ Of all the bad movies I saw, this one hurts the most.
Mutt Williams: I don't understand. Why the legend about the city of gold?
Indiana Jones: The Ugha word for gold translates as "treasure." But their treasure wasn't gold. It was knowledge. Knowledge was their treasure. ” - ssrj9628
Freddy Got Fingered
An unemployed cartoonist moves back in with his parents and younger brother Freddy. When his parents demand he leave, he begins to spread rumors that his father is sexually abusing Freddy. (87 mins.)
“ Could have been number one, if I cared about it at all, but its legendary awfulness puts it at a fitting number 2. ” - ssrj9628
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones
Ten years after initially meeting, Anakin Skywalker shares a forbidden romance with Padmé, while Obi-Wan investigates an assassination attempt on the Senator and discovers a secret clone army crafted for the Jedi. (142 mins.)
“ If I started ranting about the SW prequels I would never stop so I just going to say, BOO Lucas Boo.
Anakin: One day, I will become the greatest Jedi EVER. I will even learn how to stop people from dying.
Anakin: I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth. ” - ssrj9628
“ The subtitle says it all. ” - ssrj9628
I Know Who Killed Me
A young woman who was missing reappears, but she claims to be someone else entirely. (105 mins.)
“ The first of three Lindsey Lohan movies on this list. By far the worst.
Dakota Moss: Do I look like I'm in a f*#king coma? ” - ssrj9628
The big thing in 2005 is a violent sport which can have some pretty serious consequences... like dying. (98 mins.)
“ Chinese Sports Announcer: It's simple, about as simple as using a name-brand condom!
I wish I made that up. ” - ssrj9628
A shy woman, endowed with the speed, reflexes, and senses of a cat, walks a thin line between criminal and hero, even as a detective doggedly pursues her, fascinated by both of her personas. (104 mins.)
“ A common theme this decade was to win an Oscar and then make a horrible movie right after.
Laurel Hedare: Game over!
Catwoman: Guess what? It's overtime! ” - ssrj9628
Aeon Flux is a mysterious assassin working for the Monicans, a group of rebels trying to overthrow the government. When she is sent on a mission to kill the Chairman, a whole new mystery is found. (93 mins.)
“ See above.
Æon Flux: I know I came here to kill you...
Trevor Goodchild: That's why you're in a cell. ” - ssrj9628
All About Steve
Convinced that a CCN cameraman is her true love, an eccentric crossword puzzler trails him as he travels all over the country, hoping to convince him that they belong together. (99 mins.)
“ Not to be outdone, Sandra Bullock did them both in the same year.
Mary Horowitz: Mary, why do you wear those stupid red boots all the time? You wanna know why? Because it makes my toes feel like 10 friends on a camping trip, that's why ” - ssrj9628
The Last Airbender
Follows the adventures of Aang, a young successor to a long line of Avatars, who must master all four elements and stop the Fire Nation from enslaving the Water Tribes and the Earth Kingdom. (103 mins.)
“ This movie is just terrible. It give me another reason to wish the first nine movies on this list didn't exsit so I could put it at number 1. ” - ssrj9628
A man becomes increasingly jealous of his friend's newfound success. (99 mins.)
“ This movie should be VaPOOrized. ” - ssrj9628
Sex and the City 2
While wrestling with the pressures of life, love, and work in Manhattan, Carrie, Miranda, and Charlotte join Samantha for a trip to Abu Dhabi (United Arab Emirates), where Samantha's ex is filming a new movie. (146 mins.)
“ Everything in this movie is worse than you can imagine.
Samantha Jones: I'm having a hot flash.
Carrie Bradshaw: You're fine.
Samantha Jones: Seriously. They're starting.
Carrie Bradshaw: You're on a camel in the middle of the Arabian desert. If you're not having a hot flash, you're dead.
Mr. Big: [At Carrie's bewildered response to his putting a television in their bedroom] Don't you remember how great it was watching 'It Happened One Night' at the hotel?
Carrie Bradshaw: Yes, that's because it's only happened one night, at a hotel.
Samantha Jones: [to Charlotte] Everyone knows you don't hire a hot nanny, it's the law!
Carrie Bradshaw: Yeah, Jude Law. ” - ssrj9628
When two married business executives having an affair are blackmailed by a violent criminal, the two must turn the tables on him to save their families. (108 mins.)
“ Uncomfortably bad, in all ways. ” - ssrj9628
Elektra the warrior survives a near-death experience, becomes an assassin-for-hire, and tries to protect her two latest targets, a single father and his young daughter, from a group of supernatural assassins. (97 mins.)
“ Disastrous spin-off. ” - ssrj9628
Herbie Fully Loaded
Maggie Peyton, the new owner of Number 53 - the free-wheelin' Volkswagen bug with a mind of its own - puts the car through its paces on the road to becoming a NASCAR competitor. (101 mins.)
“ The second Lindsey Lohan movie. Just about as bad as you imagine. ” - ssrj9628
The love life of Charlotte is reduced to an endless string of disastrous blind dates, until she meets the perfect man, Kevin. Unfortunately, his merciless mother will do anything to destroy their relationship. (101 mins.)
“ Jane Fonda should have stayed retired.
Viola Fields: The flower girls are drunk again! ” - ssrj9628
Good Luck Chuck
In order to keep the woman of his dreams from falling for another guy, Charlie Logan has to break the curse that has made him wildly popular with single women: Sleep with Charlie once, and the next man you meet will be your true love. (96 mins.)
“ Everything about this movie is disgusting. No one should even think about this movie. They should all be ashamed of themselves. ” - ssrj9628
I Am Legend
Years after a plague kills most of humanity and transforms the rest into monsters, the sole survivor in New York City struggles valiantly to find a cure. (101 mins.)
“ Neville: I'm not gonna let this happen.
If only. ” - ssrj9628
Just My Luck
Manhattanite Ashley is known to many as the luckiest woman around. After a chance encounter with a down-and-out young man, however, she realizes that she's swapped her fortune for his. (103 mins.)
“ This is a bad movie and it belongs on this list, but I have to say Chris Pine is really funny here. Maybe I am just biased for the new Captain Kirk.
Ashley Albright: Ever since this masquerade bash, it's like I'm the Anti-Midas, and everything I touch turns to crap. ” - ssrj9628
A young driver, Speed Racer, aspires to be champion of the racing world with the help of his family and his high-tech Mach 5 automobile. (135 mins.)
“ Go away Speed Racer, Go Away! ” - ssrj9628
The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day
The MacManus brothers are living a quiet life in Ireland with their father, but when they learn that their beloved priest has been killed by mob forces, they go back to Boston to bring justice to those responsible and avenge the priest. (118 mins.)
“ Eunice: A .22? Oh you've gotta be kidding me. That's like bringing a knife to a gunfight.
Detective Greenly: Yeah, or bringing a really small gun... to a gunfight. ” - ssrj9628
Did You Hear About the Morgans?
In New York City, an estranged couple who witness a murder are relocated to small-town Wyoming as part of a witness-protection program. (103 mins.)
“ It starts with one of the worst titles ever, then:
Meryl Morgan: I'm sorry, I don't mean to drag our personal problems into this, but at this exact moment, I can't commit to spending the rest of my life with my husband.
U.S. Marshal King: I know exactly how you feel.
And continues with:
Earl Granger: You're not getting smart with me, are you, tea-drinker?
Paul Morgan: You know what I did to the last man who called me that? I stole his crumpet. ” - ssrj9628
Next Day Air
Two inept criminals are mistakenly delivered a package of cocaine and think they've hit the jackpot, triggering a series of events that changes ten people's lives forever. (84 mins.)
“ Nothing to say but, BAD. ” - ssrj9628
The son of a virtual world designer goes looking for his father and ends up inside the digital world that his father designed. He meets his father's corrupted creation and a unique ally who was born inside the digital world. (125 mins.)
“ This is the Star Wars Prequels all over again. I will not be fooled!
Sam Flynn: This isn't happening!
That's what I said. ” - ssrj9628