Fiesta's 50 Worst

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1.
Get Rich or Die Tryin' (2005)
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A tale of an inner city drug dealer who turns away from crime to pursue his passion, rap music. (117 mins.)
Director: Jim Sheridan
 
2.
House of the Dead (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.0/10 X  
A group of college students travel to a mysterious island to attend a rave, which is soon taken over by bloodthirsty zombies. (90 mins.)
Director: Uwe Boll
 
3.
Drumline (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
A band director recruits a Harlem street drummer to play at a Southern university. (118 mins.)
 
4.
A Serious Man (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.0/10 X  
Larry Gopnik, a Midwestern physics teacher, watches his life unravel over multiple sudden incidents. Though seeking meaning and answers amidst his turmoils, he seems to keep sinking. (106 mins.)
 
5.
Twilight (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
A teenage girl risks everything when she falls in love with a vampire. (122 mins.)
 
6.
10,000 BC (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
A prehistoric epic that follows a young mammoth hunter's journey through uncharted territory to secure the future of his tribe. (109 mins.)
Director: Roland Emmerich
 
7.
Armored (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
A newbie guard for an armored truck company is coerced by his veteran coworkers to steal a truck containing $42 million. But a wrinkle in their supposedly foolproof plan divides the group, leading to a potentially deadly resolution. (88 mins.)
Director: Nimród Antal
 
8.
Dead Alive (1992)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.6/10 X  
A young man's mother is bitten by a Sumatran rat-monkey. She gets sick and dies, at which time she comes back to life, killing and eating dogs, nurses, friends, and neighbors. (104 mins.)
Director: Peter Jackson
 
9.
Alice in Wonderland (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
Nineteen-year-old Alice returns to the magical world from her childhood adventure, where she reunites with her old friends and learns of her true destiny: to end the Red Queen's reign of terror. (108 mins.)
Director: Tim Burton
 
10.
Epic Movie (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.3/10 X  
A comedic satire of films that are large in scope, reputation and popularity. (86 mins.)
 
11.
Fred Claus (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
Fred Claus, Santa's bitter older brother, is forced to move to the North Pole to help Santa and the elves prepare for Christmas in exchange for cash. (116 mins.)
Director: David Dobkin
 
12.
Ghost Rider (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
Stunt motorcyclist Johnny Blaze gives up his soul to become a hellblazing vigilante, to fight against power hungry Blackheart, the son of the devil himself. (114 mins.)
 
13.
Game of Death (1978)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
A martial arts movie star must fake his death to find the people who are trying to kill him. (85 mins.)
Director: Robert Clouse
 
14.
The Last Legion (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
As the Roman empire crumbles, young Romulus Augustus flees the city and embarks on a perilous voyage to Britain to track down a legion of supporters. (102 mins.)
Director: Doug Lefler
 
15.
The Unborn (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
A young woman fights the spirit that is slowly taking possession of her. (88 mins.)
Director: David S. Goyer
 
16.
The Wicker Man (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
A sheriff investigating the disappearance of a young girl from a small island discovers there's a larger mystery to solve among the island's secretive, neo-pagan community. (102 mins.)
Director: Neil Labute
 
17.
AVP: Alien vs. Predator (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
During an archaeological expedition on Bouvetøya Island in Antarctica, a team of archaeologists and other scientists find themselves caught up in a battle between the two legends. Soon, the team realize that only one species can win. (101 mins.)
 
18.
964 Pinocchio (1991)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
Pinocchio 964, lobotomised cyborg sex slave, is thrown out onto the street by his owners because of his inability to maintain an erection... (97 mins.)
Director: Shôjin Fukui
 
19.
Balls of Fury (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
Down-and-out former professional ping-pong phenom, Randy Daytona, is sucked into a maelstrom when FBI Agent Ernie Rodriguez recruits him for a secret mission. Randy is determined to bounce back and win, and to smoke out his father's killer -- arch-fiend Feng. (90 mins.)
 
20.
Bewitched (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
Thinking he can overshadow an unknown actress in the part, an egocentric actor unknowingly gets a witch cast in an upcoming television remake of the classic sitcom Bewitched. (102 mins.)
Director: Nora Ephron
 
21.
Basket Case (1982)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
A young man carrying a big basket that contains his extremely deformed Siamese-twin brother seeks vengeance on the doctors who separated them against their will. (91 mins.)
 
22.
Blood Diner (1987)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
Two cannibalistic brothers kill various young women to use their flesh in their new special dish at their rundown restaurant, while seeking blood sacrifices to awaken a dormant Egyptian goddess. (88 mins.)
Director: Jackie Kong
 
23.
2 Fast 2 Furious (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
Former cop Brian O'Conner is called upon to bust a dangerous criminal and he recruits the help of a former childhood friend and street racer who has a chance to redeem himself. (107 mins.)
Director: John Singleton
 
24.
Elektra (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
Elektra the warrior survives a near-death experience, becomes an assassin-for-hire, and tries to protect her two latest targets, a single father and his young daughter, from a group of supernatural assassins. (97 mins.)
Director: Rob Bowman
 
25.
Daredevil (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
A man blinded by toxic waste which also enhanced his remaining senses fights crime as an acrobatic martial arts superhero. (103 mins.)
 
26.
Fantastic Four (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
A group of astronauts gain superpowers after a cosmic radiation exposure and must use them to oppose the plans of their enemy, Doctor Victor Von Doom. (106 mins.)
Director: Tim Story
 
27.
In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.8/10 X  
A man named Farmer sets out to rescue his kidnapped wife and avenge the death of his son, two acts committed by the Krugs, a race of animal-warriors who are controlled by the evil Gallian. (127 mins.)
Director: Uwe Boll
 
28.
Hollywood Homicide (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
Two LAPD detectives who moonlight in other fields investigate the murder of an up-and-coming rap group. (116 mins.)
Director: Ron Shelton
 
29.
Supercross (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.1/10 X  
Faced with the suspicious death of their father, two brothers must motivate one another to get back on their bikes and take the Las Vegas Motocross Championships by storm. (80 mins.)
Director: Steve Boyum
 
30.
The Pest (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
A Miami con man agrees to be the human target for a Neo-Nazi manhunter, in order to collect $50,000 if he survives. (84 mins.)
Director: Paul Miller
 
31.
When a Stranger Calls (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
During a babysitting gig, a high-school student is harassed by an increasingly threatening prank caller. (87 mins.)
Director: Simon West
 
32.
Couples Retreat (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
A comedy centered around four couples who settle into a tropical-island resort for a vacation. While one of the couples is there to work on the marriage, the others fail to realize that participation in the resort's therapy sessions is not optional. (113 mins.)
 
33.
Cursed (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
A werewolf loose in Los Angeles changes the lives of three young adults who, after being mauled by the beast, learn they must kill it in order to avoid becoming werewolves themselves. (97 mins.)
Director: Wes Craven
 
34.
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
An elite military unit comprised of special operatives known as G.I. Joe, operating out of The Pit, takes on an evil organization led by a notorious arms dealer. (118 mins.)
Director: Stephen Sommers
 
35.
The Cherry Orchard (1999)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
Madame Ranevskaya (Rampling) is a spoiled aging aristocratic lady, who returns from a trip to Paris... (141 mins.)
 
36.
Rocky V (1990)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
Reluctantly retired from boxing, and back from riches to rags, Rocky takes on a new protege who betrays him, as the champ's son must adjust to his family's new life after bankruptcy. (104 mins.)
 
37.
School for Scoundrels (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
A young guy short on luck, enrolls in a class to build confidence to help win over the girl of his dreams, which becomes complicated when his teacher has the same agenda. (100 mins.)
Director: Todd Phillips
 
38.
Strange Wilderness (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
With the ratings dropping for a wilderness-themed TV show, two animal fans go to the Andes in search of Bigfoot. (87 mins.)
Director: Fred Wolf
 
39.
Brüno (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
Flamboyant and gay Austrian Brüno looks for new fame in America. (81 mins.)
Director: Larry Charles
 
40.
Do the Right Thing (1989)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
On the hottest day of the year on a street in the Bedford-Stuyvesant section of Brooklyn, everyone's hate and bigotry smolders and builds until it explodes into violence. (120 mins.)
Director: Spike Lee
 
41.
Sex and the City 2 (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.4/10 X  
While wrestling with the pressures of life, love, and work in Manhattan, Carrie, Miranda, and Charlotte join Samantha for a trip to Abu Dhabi (United Arab Emirates), where Samantha's ex is filming a new movie. (146 mins.)
 
42.
Notorious (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
The life and death story of Notorious B.I.G. (a.k.a. Christopher Wallace), who came straight out of Brooklyn to take the world of rap music by storm. (122 mins.)
 
43.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
A young boy wins a tour through the most magnificent chocolate factory in the world, led by the world's most unusual candy maker. (115 mins.)
Director: Tim Burton
 
44.
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.1/10 X  
Captain Barbossa, Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann must sail off the edge of the map, navigate treachery and betrayal, find Jack Sparrow, and make their final alliances for one last decisive battle. (169 mins.)
Director: Gore Verbinski
 
45.
Rent (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.0/10 X  
This is the film version of the Pulitzer and Tony Award winning musical about Bohemians in the East Village of New York City struggling with life, love and AIDS, and the impacts they have on America. (135 mins.)
Director: Chris Columbus
 
46.
The Santa Clause 2 (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
Scott Calvin has been a humble Santa Claus for nearly ten years, but it might come to an end if he doesn't find a Mrs. Claus. (104 mins.)
Director: Michael Lembeck
 
47.
Party Monster (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
Based on the true story of Michael Alig, a Club Kid party organizer whose life was sent spiraling down when he bragged on television about killing his drug dealer and roommate. (98 mins.)
 
48.
The Matrix Revolutions (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
The human city of Zion defends itself against the massive invasion of the machines as Neo fights to end the war at another front while also opposing the rogue Agent Smith. (129 mins.)
 
49.
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
Famed archaeologist and adventurer Dr. Henry "Indiana" Jones, Jr. is called back into action, when he becomes entangled in a Soviet plot to uncover the secret behind mysterious artifacts known as the Crystal Skulls. (122 mins.)
 
50.
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
Sam Witwicky leaves the Autobots behind for a normal life. But when his mind is filled with cryptic symbols, the Decepticons target him and he is dragged back into the Transformers' war. (150 mins.)
Director: Michael Bay