"Soon to Be a Disaster" Movies of 2011 (in One Users Opinion)

I was going to make one about the best, but I'm finding more bad than good. Doesn't bode well for the new year.
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1.
The Roommate (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
When college freshman Sara arrives on campus for the first time, she befriends her roommate, Rebecca, unaware that the girl is becoming dangerously obsessed with her. (91 mins.)
“ A movie about a killer roommate, gives me an "ugh" feeling. ” - giarcnalla
 
2.
Gnomeo & Juliet (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
The neighboring gardens of Montague and Capulet are at war, but the gnomes, Gnomeo and Juliet, are in love. (84 mins.)
Director: Kelly Asbury
“ Haven't we seen enough versions of this story already? After Romeo+Juliet, I can never see this work of Shakespear in the same way or again. ” - giarcnalla
 
3.
Justin Bieber: Never Say Never (2011 Documentary)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.6/10 X  
Follows Justin Bieber with some footage of performances from his 2010 concert tour. (105 mins.)
Director: Jon M. Chu
“ He was born in Canada, sang, put a camera in front of him, uploaded it to a website, and got annoyingly famous. I just saved you all 2 long hours on a nothing story. ” - giarcnalla
 
4.
I Am Number Four (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
Aliens and their Guardians are hiding on Earth from intergalactic bounty hunters. They can only be killed in numerical order, and Number Four is next on the list. This is his story. (109 mins.)
Director: D.J. Caruso
“ A movie with not a lot of big stars and a rookie director. This is a movie that may make stars or be a career ender. Risky and dangerous this movie may be. ” - giarcnalla
 
5.
Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.4/10 X  
Malcolm Turner and his stepson Trent go undercover at an all-girls school to flush out a killer. (107 mins.)
Director: John Whitesell
“ Was there a need for a third one? A second one? Oh let's face it there was no need for this franchise at all. ” - giarcnalla
 
6.
Rango (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.2/10 X  
Rango is an ordinary chameleon who accidentally winds up in the town of Dirt, a lawless outpost in the Wild West in desperate need of a new sheriff. (107 mins.)
Director: Gore Verbinski
“ Something about this movie I just don't like. Maybe it's a lack of supporting cast, but this will be judged in the next few trailers. ” - giarcnalla
 
7.
Battle Los Angeles (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
A squadron of U.S. Marines becomes the last line of defense against a global invasion. (116 mins.)
“ The failure to win in a legal battle with the creators of Skyline (who also did the visuals for this film) may not be the only loss this movie may face. With Skyline, a movie also about an alien invasion in Los Angeles already released to an average at best box office draw less then 6 months earlier, this movie is going to have to show that it is different despite the fact that it might be exactly the same. ” - giarcnalla
 
8.
Red Riding Hood (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
Set in a medieval village that is haunted by a werewolf, a young girl falls for an orphaned woodcutter, much to her family's displeasure. (100 mins.)
“ With dialog that doesn't fit the times along with what seems like its characters, the fact that it is being directed by the same person who directed Twilight may not be enough to save this film, and may very well spell the end for Amanda Seyfried starring career. ” - giarcnalla
 
9.
Sucker Punch (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
A young girl is institutionalized by her abusive stepfather, retreating to an alternative reality as a coping strategy, envisioning a plan to help her escape. (110 mins.)
Director: Zack Snyder
“ Audiences may not be able to grasp this incredibly unique story. Let's not forget how audiences felt about Scott Pilgrim. ” - giarcnalla
 
10.
Hop (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
E.B., the Easter Bunny's teenage son, heads to Hollywood, determined to become a drummer in a rock 'n' roll band. In LA, he's taken in by Fred after the out-of-work slacker hits E.B. with his car. (95 mins.)
Director: Tim Hill
“ Something about this movie doesn't work for me. Maybe it's the Brand bunny. ” - giarcnalla
 
11.
Rio (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.9/10 X  
When Blu, a domesticated macaw from small-town Minnesota, meets the fiercely independent Jewel, he takes off on an adventure to Rio de Janeiro with the bird of his dreams. (96 mins.)
Director: Carlos Saldanha
“ Animated movies I believe should be judged tougher than regular movies due to the fact that so many get so much critical acclaim. For that reason I see this newest animated movie being successful but not very good. ” - giarcnalla
 
12.
Cars 2 (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
Star race car Lightning McQueen and his pal Mater head overseas to compete in the World Grand Prix race. But the road to the championship becomes rocky as Mater gets caught up in an intriguing adventure of his own: international espionage. (106 mins.)
“ With Toy Story being the only franchise film in the Pixar history, trying to start a new one with what many might consider the worst of all it's great films is a risky move that may not pay off. ” - giarcnalla
 
13.
Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
The Autobots learn of a Cybertronian spacecraft hidden on the moon, and race against the Decepticons to reach it and to learn its secrets. (154 mins.)
Director: Michael Bay
“ No Megan Fox. A plot that Niel Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin moon landing was all about searching through the ruins of a ship. The bad title. All these lead to a 3rd times not the charm. People will probably still go see it for the boom booms that Bay will provide though. ” - giarcnalla
 
14.
Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.9/10 X  
Steve Rogers, a rejected military soldier transforms into Captain America after taking a dose of a "Super-Soldier serum". But being Captain America comes at a price as he attempts to take down a war monger and a terrorist organization. (124 mins.)
Director: Joe Johnston
“ Americans and superhero fans may enjoy this long awaited feature, but the American hatred that prevented this film from being made for so long may rear it's head to hurt this film in the all important international market, even with the likable Chris Evans and the helm. ” - giarcnalla
 
15.
Friends with Benefits (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
A young man and woman decide to take their friendship to the next level without becoming a couple, but soon discover that adding sex only leads to complications. (109 mins.)
Director: Will Gluck
“ With the storyline to be released 6 months prior starring her Black Swan co-star Natalie Portman, Mila Kunis may find herself in a Battle: Los Angeles type of situation even with Justin Timberlake, who is on a hot streak, starring along side. ” - giarcnalla
 
16.
Spy Kids: All the Time in the World in 4D (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
A retired spy is called back into action, and to bond with her new step-children, she invites them along for the adventure to stop the evil Timekeeper from taking over the world. (89 mins.)
“ There are some movies that make us wonder why they were ever released. This looks to be one of them. With a movie that may not even be about the kids anymore, a lot of us may be wondering why a movie like this was even brought into fruition. ” - giarcnalla