Renton, deeply immersed in the Edinburgh drug scene, tries to clean up and get out, despite the allure of the drugs and influence of friends. (94 mins.)
“ "NOBODY MOVE! Our lassie got glassed and no cunt leaves here till we find out what cunt did it" ” - WifeKillingBanker2
A snobbish investor and a wily street con artist find their positions reversed as part of a bet by two callous millionaires. (116 mins.)
“ "Hey, back off. I'll rip out your eyes and piss on your brain" ” - WifeKillingBanker2
A group of inept amateur superheroes must try to save the day when a supervillian threatens to destroy a major superhero and the city. (121 mins.)
“ "Want a little whipped cream Mr Cherry Top" ” - WifeKillingBanker2
The crew of the ship Serenity try to evade an assassin sent to recapture one of their members who is telepathic. (119 mins.)
“ "I aim to misbehave" ” - WifeKillingBanker2
Four policemen go undercover and infiltrate a gang of football hooligans hoping to root-out their leaders... (107 mins.)
“ "No more Gumbo. Fucking love you Gumbo" ” - WifeKillingBanker2
A rejected hockey player puts his skills to the golf course to save his grandmother's house. (92 mins.)
“ Shooter McGavin. "You're in big trouble though pal, I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast"
Happy Gilmore "You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?"
Shooter McGavin "No!" ” - WifeKillingBanker2
Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory
Charlie receives a golden ticket to a factory, his sweet tooth wants going into the lushing candy, it turns out there's an adventure in everything. (100 mins.)
“ "I've just decided to switch our Friday schedule to Monday. Which means that the test we take each Friday on what we learnt during the week will now take place on Monday before we've learned it. But since today is Tuesday it doesn't matter in the slightest" ” - WifeKillingBanker2
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
The comic 'Bluntman and Chronic' is based on real-life stoners Jay and Silent Bob, so when they get no profit from a big-screen adaptation they set out to wreck the movie. (104 mins.)
“ "Yo baby, you ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?" ” - WifeKillingBanker2
Three former parapsychology professors set up shop as a unique ghost removal service. (105 mins.)
“ "Listen! Do you smell something?" ” - WifeKillingBanker2
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back
After the rebels have been brutally overpowered by the Empire on their newly established base, Luke Skywalker takes advanced Jedi training with Master Yoda, while his friends are pursued by Darth Vader as part of his plan to capture Luke. (124 mins.)
“ Princess Leia "Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking, nerf herder!"
Han Solo "Who's scruffy-looking?" ” - WifeKillingBanker2
In order to ruin a western town, a corrupt politician appoints a black sheriff, who promptly becomes his most formidable adversary. (93 mins.)
“ "I've got to talk to you, come here. Have you gone beserk? Can't you see that that man is a ni. Hahaha, wrong person. Forgive me. No offense intended.
Have you gone beserk? Can't you see that that man is a ni." ” - WifeKillingBanker2
“ "Ok. You people sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning and if we're not back by dawn, call the president" ” - WifeKillingBanker2
When Jimmy Rabbitte wants to start a band, he has open auditions at his house. (118 mins.)
“ "The Irish are the blacks of Europe. And Dubliners are the blacks of Ireland. And the northside Dubliners are the blacks of Dublin. So say it once, say it loud, I'm black an' i'm proud!" ” - WifeKillingBanker2
See No Evil, Hear No Evil
Dave is deaf, and Wally is blind. They witness a murder, but it was Dave who was looking at her, and Wally who was listening. (103 mins.)
“ Person 1 "Alright no more bullshit! Was there or wasn't there a woman?
Dave Lyons "Are you serious?
P 1 "Yes i'm goddamn serious"
Dave Lyons "Fuzzy Wuzzy was a woman?" ” - WifeKillingBanker2
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
A group of misfits enter a Las Vegas dodgeball tournament in order to save their cherished local gym from the onslaught of a corporate health fitness chain. (92 mins.)
“ "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood. Nobody!" ” - WifeKillingBanker2
A listless and alienated teenager decides to help his new friend win the class presidency in their small western high school, while he must deal with his bizarre family life back home. (96 mins.)
“ "You got like three feet of air that time ” - WifeKillingBanker2