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: I hope nobody I know drives by and sees me standing in the yard staring at the house in my pajamas. Art
: If they know your dad, they won't think anything of it.
: You want to hurry this up, Clark? I'm freezing my baguettes off.
[after Clark fails at lighting all the exterior Christmas lights at the "lighting ceremony" in front of the entire family
: Talk about pissing your money away. I hope you kids see what a silly waste of resources this was. Audrey
: He worked really hard, Grandma. Art
: So do washing machines.
: It was an ugly tree anyway.
: The little lights... they aren't twinkling. Clark
: I know, Art. Thanks for noticing.
: [a messenger delivers Clark's envelope with his "bonus", the family looks questioningly
] What is it? A letter confirming your reservation at the nuthouse?
: [to Rocky
] You got a kiss for me? Eddie
: Better take a rain check on that, Art - he's got a lip fungus they ain't identified yet...
: [after Clark has flipped out
] You're goofy. Clark
: [Still flipped out
] Don't piss me off, Art.