From Extreme Dating
I think you'd better tell me why you did it. Unless, of course, you think you can pick the lock with a pen. Say it.
I did it because I love you. I'm in love with you. Because you're the only one I want. The only one that understands me. The only one I ever, ever want to be with, you know? And besides, no one else would go out with me, so... Come here.
[He kisses her