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: So you're interested in money, huh? Joe
: Aha. Made ten bucks just coming here.
[Uncle Joe frowns
: I get another twenty if I kiss ya.
: I'm thinkin' about it.
: You can go dance the hully gully for all I care!
: Where are my presents? I like presents, especially from people who love me. Joe
: And who would that be?
: [been lowered into a pool by a crane
] I feel like a goddamn teabag!
: How the hell do you lose twenty five million dollars? Uncle Joe
: It's easier than you think.
: Where's my special boy?Where's Uncle Joe's special boy?. Little Carl
: Here I am Uncle Joe. Uncle Joe
: Carl get in touch with reality.
: [referring to his doctor laid dead
] He used to brag to me how he got up every morning at five am to play racketball at 71 years old.You don't hear him bragging now.
: [challenging Daniel
] C'mon out here in the deep end,show that girlfriend of yours what you're made of. Daniel McTeague
: Oh definitely.I'm gonna beat up an elderly crippled man,and she's gonna say "my what a catch".
: You're not broke are you Uncle Joe? Uncle Joe
: I'm richer than shit.