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Scott (Character)
from "Orphan Black" (2013)

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"Orphan Black: Community of Dreadful Fear and Hate (#3.7)" (2015)
Scott: [playing the board game Agricola] Instead of mending this fence, I'm going to take this clay oven.
Painmaker: Look at this guy! He's going to starve our kids.

[Scott discreetly shows Rachel that he has Duncan's copy of The Island of Dr. Moreau]
Rachel Duncan: [pointing to the game Scott was playing] A... gricola.
Delphine Cormier: What? What is it?
Scott: Uh, board game. Medieval farm building.
Delphine Cormier: Oh.
Rachel Duncan: [to Scott] Teach.
Delphine Cormier: [amused] Medieval farm building?
Rachel Duncan: I'm so... bored.

Scott: [teaching Rachel the board game Agricola as a cover for a discreet meeting] Okay, you're a medieval farmer. Each turn you get two choices to build your farm - one for you and one for your spouse. You can build fences, plant crops, have children.
Rachel Duncan: [bored] Not seriously.
Scott: Oh yes. This is how we do it, Rachel. Anyone comes in, we're farm building. Now, there are 14 game rounds in six stages, with a harvest at the end of each stage...

Scott: [explaining the game Agricola to Rachel] If you don't have any children you can only take two actions.
Rachel Duncan: You have my...
Scott: Book?
Rachel Duncan: Book.
Scott: No.
Rachel Duncan: Yes.
Scott: Not your book.
Rachel Duncan: My... my... my father... our... se-secret language.
Scott: He didn't leave it for you, did he?
Rachel Duncan: Who, then?

Scott: [produces for Rachel a page of Prof. Duncan's code] Show me.
[holds a sharp pencil out to her]

"Orphan Black: Ruthless in Purpose, and Insidious in Method (#3.8)" (2015)
Delphine Cormier: [to Rachel] You're improving.
Rachel Duncan: How unfortunate.
Scott: [motioning to the Agricola game he and Rachel are playing] Yeah, she's already got a house goat and milking stool.

[giving Shay a tour of her lab]
Cosima Niehaus: Chill zone, over here. Um, protein modelling server, over there, as I'm sure you're aware. Uh, fumigation hood, for
[motions smoking a joint]
Cosima Niehaus: a little of that.
[Scott enters]
Cosima Niehaus: Oh, and Scott.
Scott: Hi.
Shay: Hi, Scott.
Cosima Niehaus: He... he loves lesbians.
Shay: Oh, he does?
Scott: [stammering] Well, I... Can I sequence your genome?

Scott: [reading the code Rachel translated] In London town we all fell down...
Rachel Duncan: ...and Castor woke from slumber.

Scott: [calling to his cat] Denise? Denise, baby? I'm home.

"Orphan Black: Variable and Full of Perturbation (#2.8)" (2014)
Scott: Wow, girl fights are mean.

Cosima Niehaus: Scott, it's me. I'm 324B21.
Scott: [chuckles then turns somber] You?
Cosima Niehaus: Do you need me to beam you up, Scotty?
Scott: It's an honor, Cosima. An honor to be working with you.

Cosima Niehaus: [sees Scott and friends playing Rune Wars in the lab] Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Scott: Geez, I thought you went home for the night. We were going to play in the cafeteria but... Sorry.
Cosima Niehaus: Um, are you minding the dental pulp in the incubators?
Scott: Yeah, absolutely.
Cosima Niehaus: Cool. Then I don't care if you're making bathtub acid.

"Orphan Black: Formalized, Complex, and Costly (#3.3)" (2015)
Cosima Neihaus: [on Skype with Sarah and Felix] Oh, yeah. Here's Scott.
Scott: Hey.
Felix Dawkins: Hello, Lieutenant Scotty.
Scott: Don't call me that.
Cosima Neihaus: No. He's, like, barely a Trekkie - he only went to Comic Con like once.

Scott: [examining histopathology slides of Seth's brain] It's like Swiss cheese in here: Amyloid plaques, rampant cell death.
Cosima Neihaus: [joins him] Like Spongiform Encephalopathy?
Scott: Yes, like Creutzfeldt-Jakob Disease. He wouldn't have lasted a week.
Cosima Neihaus: No wonder they're so motivated.

"Orphan Black: Ipsa Scientia Potestas Est (#2.5)" (2014)
Cosima Niehaus: Scott, you're supposed to be my expert on genetic patents, here.
Scott: I just blog about it. Why can't I come work for you on the super-sensitive shit?
Cosima Niehaus: Delphine, why can't Scott come and work with us on the super-sensitive shit?
Delphine Cormier: Because we'd have to kill his family.

Scott: Back in the early '80s, genetics was like the Wild West. No one knew the science. The laws didn't exist, so they slapped provisional patents on everything.
Cosima Niehaus: Like pissing on a fencepost.

"Orphan Black: To Hound Nature in Her Wanderings (#2.6)" (2014)
Scott: I know about the clones.

Scott: A 36 base pair variation in identical samples? Didn't make sense. But then you guys started asking about genetic patents, so I was like, "Encoded marker tags". Duh.Anyway, uh, identical genomes with markers and embedded patents? Had to be clones. So, can I see one?
Cosima Niehaus: You want to see a clone?
Scott: Yeah.
Delphine Cormier: [Shares a look with Cosima] Let's take it one step at a time.

"Orphan Black: History Yet to Be Written (#3.10)" (2015)
Sarah Manning: Hey, how come my original looks nothing like me?
Scott: Yeah, that's one of the cool things about a Chimera.
Kendall Malone: I'm right bloody here!
Scott: Sorry. With two different cell lines in your body, they express differently in combination. But isolate the female genome and you get...
[gestures to Sarah]

[seated at a dinner table with Felix and Cosima]
Scott: Yeah, because in a Chimera, each cell line influences the phenotype of the whole.
Cosima Niehaus: The epigenetic implications themselves are just mind-blowing.
[Donnie pours them some wine]
Felix Dawkins: Donnie, you're a civilian. Would you please say something understandable.
Donnie Hendrix: The frickin' beef is the bomb.
Felix Dawkins: Thank you.

"Orphan Black: Conditions of Existence (#1.5)" (2013)
[Cosima asks for Scott's help running the sequence for Cytochrome C]
Scott: [Scott chuckles] What's in it for me?
Cosima Niehaus: Um, how about you get to have sex. With yourself?
Scott: [Scott awkwardly chuckles some more] Aw-awesome deal.

[Scott and Cosima go over the blood samples from Katja Obinger]
Cosima Niehaus: Yeah, blood looks fine. No infection.
Scott: What kind of symptoms are we talking about?
Cosima Niehaus: Um... Shortness of breath, coughing up blood, that sort of thing.
Scott: Who's the subject?
Cosima Niehaus: Uh, subjects. And, if I told you that, I'd have to kill you.

"Orphan Black: Certain Agony of the Battlefield (#3.6)" (2015)
Delphine Cormier: Now, tell me something. In all your fun sneaking around, did you notice this? The same mis-folded protein found in both subjects.
Cosima Neihaus: Oh, my god! How did this happen?
Scott: We studied them in isolation. We had no reason to compare.
Delphine Cormier: The unique protein found in both Gracie Johanssen and the brain of a dead Castor boy.

Felix Dawkins: I need your help with something, and it's really important so I don't want any quivering.
Scott: Okay.
Felix Dawkins: I want you to take me to Rachel.
Scott: What?
Felix Dawkins: If anybody knows about Castor, it's going to be her.
Scott: I'm not authorized. I'm not even supposed to know where she is.
Felix Dawkins: Yeah, but you do, don't you? Scott, my sister is missing. And I am really, really desperate. Okay? Now, nut up, and lead me to the Cyclops.

"Orphan Black: The Redesign of Natural Objects (#4.8)" (2016)
Scott: Rachel?
Rachel Duncan: Hello, Scott. How are you?
Scott: She stabbed us in the back. I'm not working with her. She even cheats at Agricola.

"Orphan Black: The Weight of This Combination (#3.1)" (2015)
Scott: How's your heart?
Cosima Neihaus: I'm done with the French.

"Orphan Black: Insolvent Phantom of Tomorrow (#3.9)" (2015)
Cosima Niehaus: Dude, this sucks. Is this all you have? Schnapps?
Scott: I don't really entertain much.

"Orphan Black: Unconscious Selection (#1.9)" (2013)
Scott: Over 4,000 base pairs from each sample, sequenced and analyzed.
Cosima Niehaus: Awesome! Awesome. Okay, what did you find?
Scott: Okay, what did you find? No markers for respiratory disease.
Scott: This sequence is anomalous for cytochrome C and then this piece
Scott: ... is distinct in each sample.
Cosima Niehaus: [Stunned] They're different?

"Orphan Black: The Scandal of Altruism (#4.6)" (2016)
Scott: Leekie's Alzheimer's bot is looking a little peakish. Suppose we should feed it some blood like "Little Shop of Horrors"?
Cosima Niehaus: Yeah, 'cause that ended well.

"Orphan Black: From Dancing Mice to Psychopaths (#4.10)" (2016)
[playing the board game "Dead of Winter"]
Krystal Goderitch: Okay, why am I giving away my gas cans and my food?
Scott: [smirking] We're cooperating to survive the zombie apocalypse.
Krystal Goderitch: Ugh, this is so boring! I don't care about the zombie apocalypse, I'm dressed like this to go on a real mission!

"Orphan Black: Things Which Have Never Yet Been Done (#2.9)" (2014)
Scott: Couldn't get my hands on a 6502 processor, but this one shares a chipset with 65C02.
Cosima Niehaus: He's a virgin, in case you couldn't tell.

"Orphan Black: By Means Which Have Never Yet Been Tried (#2.10)" (2014)
Scott: No one is more familiar with her illness than Delphine. We need her.
Martin Funt: Dr. Nealon has all of Dr. Cormier's records. She'll get the best possible care.
Scott: She had the best care! You took it away.