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: Can I get you guys a refill on the mead? Wolf #1
: [gestures to a chair
] What's your rush, kid? Sit down! Wolf #2
: Take a load off! Pour yourself a glass. Rick
] All right! Don't mind if I do. You know, that's the first time anybody asked me to sit down...
[puts feet up, accidentally kicks fork, drink flies across room and melts witch
] Wolf #1
: So, what's your name, kid? Rick
: Rick. Wolf #2
: So, are you a good guy, or a bad guy, or what kind? Rick
: Neither! I work in the kitchen. Wolf #1
: Let me give you some advice. Around here, you're either a good guy, or a bad guy. And between you and me, I don't see much future in being good. *Capiche*?
: What's goin' on? Mambo
: [watching Prince Humperdink storm the castle
] There's the dashing prince, he's charging, he's wielding his noble sword, with... with fiery determination, he's falling off, he's falling off the steed, he fell off... he's on the ground now, he's on the ground, he's lookin' for his noble sword... Rick
: I'm almost startin' to feel sorry for the guy! Mambo
: He's feeling around, is that, he has a stick,
: oh... ooh, they're kicking him now... and they're laughing, they're laughing at him, and they're, he, oh, he just... got... captured...
: Munk's the guy who looks at the glass as half-empty. Mambo's the guy who... Probably peed in the glass.
: Believe it or not, it gets worse.
: Are you sure about this? Rick
: No. Act cool. Rick
: [to Troll guards
] Hey I'm just tryin' to put money in your pocket playa. Yo. Munk
: Umm... Yo? Mambo
: Yo! We're cool. We're low. We're on the down low. The DL. Down low. Way down we're slowly rolly polly oly. Mambo
: [after Munk pulls him away from the guards
] Hey! What's wrong with you? I'm down!
: Uhh... happy music please.
: ...I'll give you the lowdown on Fairytale Land. Yeah, the name's kind of corny, but we had to call it something and "Canada" was already taken.
: Rick! I was dancing with the prince and my dress disappeared! Rick
: Ok, too much information, but thank you!
: Look, I say there's no time to find the prince! We gotta take Frieda out! Ourselves! Munk
: But she has the wizard's staff! Rick
: So, take it! Just create a distraction, sneak up on her, and jump her. Mambo
: Okay, good, we make a distraction, we do some sneaking, and then this 'jumping' thing thoUGH; I don't know, I have a bad back. Who's doin' the jumping?