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: Is your name Semi because you're the size of a huge Mack truck or because you're semi-retarded? Semi
: I don't know.
: Watch the oats! Watch the oats!
: [while Zack is recovering from running into a wooden pallet
] And if you pass out, you call 911!
: [after removing a gold "Employee Of The Month" star from a safe