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President William Haney (Character)
from My Fellow Americans (1996)

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My Fellow Americans (1996)
President William Haney: [after driving off the tee] You know, I've actually thought about playing professionally.
Russell Kramer: Well, gee, I don't know about that, Bill. I think the ladies' tour likes their players to be a little more masculine.

Vice President Ted Matthews: [Speaking at a funeral] Mrs. Sherman told me Charlie had a favorite song...
President William Haney: [Watching on the TV in the White House] Please God, don't let him quote song lyrics.
Vice President Ted Matthews: ...and I can't think of anything more fitting than to share with you the words from that song.
President William Haney: Oh Christ.
Vice President Ted Matthews: "Muskrat Susie, Muskrat Sam. Do the jitter-bug in Muskrat- Land. And they shimmy...
[emotionally]
Vice President Ted Matthews: and Sammy's so skinny."
President William Haney: Oy.