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President William Haney
: [after driving off the tee
] You know, I've actually thought about playing professionally. Russell Kramer
: Well, gee, I don't know about that, Bill. I think the ladies' tour likes their players to be a little more masculine.
Vice President Ted Matthews
: [Speaking at a funeral
] Mrs. Sherman told me Charlie had a favorite song... President William Haney
: [Watching on the TV in the White House
] Please God, don't let him quote song lyrics. Vice President Ted Matthews
: ...and I can't think of anything more fitting than to share with you the words from that song. President William Haney
: Oh Christ. Vice President Ted Matthews
: "Muskrat Susie, Muskrat Sam. Do the jitter-bug in Muskrat- Land. And they shimmy...
] Vice President Ted Matthews
: and Sammy's so skinny." President William Haney