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Lord Fortnum of Alamein (Character)
from The Bed Sitting Room (1969)
Lord Fortnum of Alamein: [His top hat has a miniature radar on top] I tell you, it's the latest early warning hat. It gives you that extra four minutes in bed.
The BBC: I never wore a hat in bed. I've been a Catholic person for a long time now, and I wouldn't know where to begin.
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