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: [has just finished eating a pastry; part of a scheme to get free pastries
] I hate them. Baker in Kramer's Pastries
: Oh, I'm sorry; to each his own. There's another bakery shop down the block whose wares might be more to your liking. Thank you for coming in.
] Baker in Kramer's Pastries
: May I help you, sir? Arthur
: Yes, would you excuse me a moment? I'm sorry,
: I couldn't help but overhear, excuse me, sir, um, but may I say that your rudeness to this hard-working gentleman is uncalled for. Baker in Kramer's Pastries
: Please, sir Maurice
: I beg your pardon. Arthur
: No, I beg yours, sir. I happen to know that this gentleman
[refers to the baker
: is one of the finest pastry chefs on the Eastern seaboard. Baker in Kramer's Pastries
: Well, thank you. Arthur
: You're welcome. Baker in Kramer's Pastries
: Do I know you? Arthur
: Of course you do. Maurice
: What's your point? Arthur
: My point is, sir, that you would not know a good creampuff if it jumped up and licked you on the ass. Maurice
: Well... Baker in Kramer's Pastries
: Sir, it's just a difference in taste. Arthur
: No, no. this man is clearly an imbecile. Maurice
: Ah, an insult!
[quietly to Arthur
: I'm in-I'm insulted? Arthur
: Yes. Maurice
: I'm insulted! Well, I am! Arthur
: Oh, well good-good-good-good! Well, I'm glad you are! But I'm sure you're not as insulted as this gentleman! Baker in Kramer's Pastries
: Oh, I'm not insulted. Arthur
: Oh, yes you are! The man works all day like a mule to support his miserable family. Baker in Kramer's Pastries
: Well, here now, my family isn't miserable. We're all quite happy! Arthur
: No, you're not! You're miserable and pathetic, look at you!
[ignoring his protest
: All day, working like a lackey from rise to set sweating in the eye of Phoebus! Baker in Kramer's Pastries
: I love my work! Arthur
: No, you don't!
: What a fool you are! Baker in Kramer's Pastries
: I am *not* a fool! Arthur
: Oh, yes you are! Maurice
: Sir, you really sholdn't talk to this gentleman that way. You like the cream puffs. I *don't* like the cream puffs. Arthur
: FUCK THE CREAM PUFFS! THIS MAN IS A SLAVE AND AN IDIOT!