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: [high-fives Achmed and accidentally knocks his skeleton hand loose and sends it flying down the road
] Sorry. Achmed
: No worries.
[takes out a huge "Captain Hook" prosthetic and snaps it onto his wrist in place of his hand
: We've got OBAMACARE!
: [in a low sneering growl of restrained fury and disgust
] Achmed! **Why** are you still ALIVE? Achmed
: [in cheerful imperturbability
] Nice talking to you, too! on-camera crowd
: [cheering on the trivia-quiz show on Hussan's TV in the background
] Wheel - - Of - - TORTURE! Hassan
: I should have heard a BIG BOOM by now! You have worked for us for T'REE YEA'S now, and you STILL haven't killed INFIDEL ONE! I swear - - you are da most useless suicide bomber in da ENTIRE WORLD! Achmed
: Not to worry, Hussan - - I will get it right this time. Hassan
: Achmed! You blundering EEMbecile! Are you forgetting that you BLEW UP OUR TRAINING CAMP? Da only t'ing left was da MONKEY BAHS! older of two observing chimps
: [contemptuously watching a line of terrorist-trainees awkwardly swinging themselves along by their hands from underneath the tubular metal framework
] Oh, puh-lease - - we are SO-O-O much better at this stuff than they are!
: [disgustedly, upon hearing Achmed say he wants to return to America and help the Wilsons
] I cannot believe that you would want to go back to that devil-filled country of INFIDELS! You are insane. I would pay more attention to the shrieks of a rabid WUTAH BUFFALO! Achmed
] Ah, yes - - and how is your wife?
[snickers heartily at his own joke
: Pithy American put-down humor! Hassan
: [fist-swipes Achmed across the head and knocks his sombrero off, then glowers fiercely at him
] For that insolence I should KEEL you until you are DEAD!
[abruptly relaxes his face into a casual considering expression as he calmly ponders Achmed's question
: But - - she is fine, thank you for asking... she has lost some weight... more COW than WUTAH BUFFALO these days, I'd say.