From Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties
You chaps know me, I'm no snob, right? But this cat is too much.
That is an embarrassment to our whole way of life.
He's a disgrace to the furry race. "My pillow isn't soft enough, my TV remote won't work..."
Don't get your knickers in a twist. I know he's a pain in the neck but we just gotta keep him safe till Monday.
Yeah, my loyal and fragrant subjects. Please, thank you. Briefly, I hate Mondays. I hate 'em. Therefore I decree, from this day forward, there will be no more Mondays.