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Aynsley Norris (Character)
from "Orphan Black" (2013)

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"Orphan Black: Variations Under Domestication (#1.6)" (2013)
[the neighbor Aynsley asks Alison where her husband Donnie is]
Aynsley Norris: Where is Donnie?
Aynsley Norris: [Alison continues to walk away] Oh, my God. Why isn't he helping you with this?
Alison Hendrix: [Alison sluggishly replies] He's tied up.

[Felix greets both Aynsley and her husband Chad]
Felix Dawkins: Hello, neighbors! Your bartender's here. I'm just going to have a quick word with our hostess and then I'm going to be right back to, uh, top you up. Yeah? Let's go.
Chad Norris: [Felix walks Alison away] It's a gay bartender. That's awesome.
Aynsley Norris: Chad, shut your stupid mouth and feed the kids.

[Alison's neighbors arrive to her home early for their scheduled potluck party]
Aynsley Norris: Don't worry, we'll get this party started.
Alison Hendrix: Okay.
Chad Norris: What's up, Hendrix?
Alison Hendrix: Hello. Hi! Hi!
Meera Kumar: [the neighbor Meera sees Alison in her pajamas still] Is this a pajama party?

[Alison is greeted by Aynsley's husband Chad]
Chad Norris: Hey, ladies!
Aynsley Norris: Incoming.
Chad Norris: [to Alison] I am all over those sexy stretchies. You been working your glutes again? What's your program?
Alison Hendrix: [Alison's voice quickly snaps] Why is everybody asking me so many goddamn questions!

[the neighbor Aynsley sees Paul and Vic leave Alison's bedroom]
Aynsley Norris: Who was that?
Sarah Manning: [Sarah continues impersonating Sarah] Uh, wh-which one?
Aynsley Norris: The impossibly handsome one, obviously.
Sarah Manning: Oh, a friend from university. College.

[Aynsley notices the different shirt Sarah's wearing while impersonating Alison]
Aynsley Norris: You've changed your shirt since the party started.
Sarah Manning: Oh, one of the kids must've spilled something on it.
Aynsley Norris: [Aynsley smiles] One of the kids.
Sarah Manning: I should get back to the kitchen.
Aynsley Norris: You're acting very strange. I'm going to get to the bottom of it.

[Aynsley questions Sarah who impersonates Alison in the garage]
Aynsley Norris: Alison! I just c... did you fly down here?
Sarah Manning: What?
Aynsley Norris: I literally just put you to bed.
Sarah Manning: [Sarah smiles] I... I got up.


"Orphan Black: Endless Forms Most Beautiful (#1.10)" (2013)
[Aynsley tells Alison that she's moving away]
Alison Hendrix: You're moving.
Aynsley Norris: Yes. Chad got his own place with the dog and I got a very handsome offer on the house. It's the perfect opportunity to get the kids out of this toxic environment.
Alison Hendrix: Mm, that's priceless.
Aynsley Norris: Goodbye, Alison. I'm packing.

[Alison tells Aynsley that she met Dr. Leekie]
Aynsley Norris: Oh, Alison, get out!
Alison Hendrix: Admit it!
Aynsley Norris: Admit what! That I organized your intervention? My bad. Sorry I care.
Alison Hendrix: Dr. Leekie came to see me.
Aynsley Norris: Who? Cray-cray! If it's professional help, I'm all for it.

[Alison demands for Aynsley to tell her the truth]
Alison Hendrix: I want the truth, Aynsley!
Aynsley Norris: The truth?
Alison Hendrix: Mm-hmm.
Aynsley Norris: [Aynsley gets in Alison's face] Is that you screwed my husband and I'm moving because of you!

[Aynsley shows Alison the Christmas Angel gift she made for her in the past]
Aynsley Norris: Look at this! Yours! Gifts from my best friend! A felt Christmas angel.
Alison Hendrix: I made that!
Aynsley Norris: Yeah? Yes! Well, to hell with you and your Christmas angel.


"Orphan Black: Entangled Bank (#1.8)" (2013)
[Alison sees Aynsley and her husband Chad at the skating ring]
Chad Norris: [to Alison] Singlehood. Free at last, huh?
Alison Hendrix: [to Aynsley] What are you doing here, Aynsley?
Chad Norris: I know, right?
Aynsley Norris: Chad, go play with your dumbbells.
Aynsley Norris: [to Alison] I told you I've got this covered. You're in no condition to be coaching kids.
Chad Norris: Way to rub salt in the wounds, Ayns.

[Aynsley questions Alison about her divorce]
Aynsley Norris: Whew, divorce. You poor thing. Where are the kids?
Alison Hendrix: They're at my mother's.
Aynsley Norris: Do they know? Did you tell them?
Alison Hendrix: You're just full of questions, aren't you?
Aynsley Norris: Well, of course I am. I care about you. I knew you were unhappy, but...
Alison Hendrix: [Alison interrupts Aynsley] How did you know? By asking questions. Always asking, asking. Everything you know, you pried right out of me.

[Aynsley yells at Alison to get out of her van]
Aynsley Norris: Get out! Get out! Meera saw you screwing my husband! Everyone knows! You screwed my husband!
Alison Hendrix: [Alison rolls her window down] Well, maybe, if you paid more attention to him and less to me.
Aynsley Norris: Get out of the car, Alison! You have no idea who you're dealing with!
Alison Hendrix: No, I know exactly who you are. You're a sleazy watcher/spy.
Aynsley Norris: Sleazy? That's rich, coming from a backstabbing psycho slut!

[Aynsley and Alison have their first disagreement about 'me' time]
Aynsley Norris: Here's a thought... Why don't you let me coach figure skating tonight? The kids are with your mom. Have a night in, relax.
Alison Hendrix: No, you relax. Figure skating is on my schedule and whether my daughter is in attendance or not, I'll be there.
Aynsley Norris: Ally, I think you need some 'me' time.
Alison Hendrix: And I think you need to give me my house keys back.


"Orphan Black: Unconscious Selection (#1.9)" (2013)
Alison Hendrix: Aynsley, you brought us here today, didn't you?
Aynsley Norris: I care about you, sweetie.
Alison Hendrix: You called all these people and told them everything.
Aynsley Norris: I'm doing this to help you.
Alison Hendrix: And I thank you. For scrutinizing every detail of my life since the day I moved into this fishbowl. You have pried and snooped and gossiped about me like I was your own, personal laboratory subject!
[Group stares in stunned silence]
Alison Hendrix: How would you like it if I turned your life inside out? If I told all these people that Chad, your husband, slept with the spin-class instructor, long before me. Well maybe he acts that way because you *BLEW* the *roofer* at the cabin!


"Orphan Black: Variation Under Nature (#1.3)" (2013)
[Felix is questioned by the neighborhood watch while sitting in the car outside]
Aynsley Norris: You're not supposed to be parked here at night.
Felix Dawkins: I'm waiting for someone.
Aynsley Norris: Well, this is a neighborhood watch block, so...
Felix Dawkins: [the neighborhood watch girl points to her head and walks off, as Felix rolls up his window] Bitch that guards hell.