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Linus (Character)
from "How I Met Your Mother" (2005)

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"How I Met Your Mother: Bass Player Wanted (#9.13)" (2013)
Tracy McConnell: This is my band. I started it. And if anyone is getting fired here, it's you, Darren. So hit the bricks, s-skunk... junk.
[to Linus]
Tracy McConnell: Is that even a little bit intimidating?
Linus: Nope, and the knitting's not helping.
Tracy McConnell: I'm sorry, I just met this baby and he needs a hat.
Linus: What? You can't fire Darren. He gets how hilarious and adorable I am. Plus it is so inspiring how he overcame his mother being eaten by a barracuda.
Tracy McConnell: Gah! It's Finding Nemo. That's new. There's no defeating the devil. New plan. Linus, if at any point tonight you see me with an empty glass...
Linus: Kennedy package. It's a very popular choice this weekend.
[Hands Tracy her drink]
Tracy McConnell: Thank you, Linus.