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: Rich is good? Fox
: Rich is always good. Cat
: Poor is always bad. Pinocchio
: Isn't there anything in between? Fox
: Yes, aggravation.
: Come to think of it we, uh, we did see a little fella about so high. Cat
: Oh I think a little higher. Geppetto
: Where you see him? Fox
: Who's giving the reward? Geppetto
: You tell me where, I'll tell you who. Fox
: You tell us who, we'll tell you where. Geppetto
: I don't tell you who till you tell me where, and I tell you why. If I tell you who before you tell me where, you no tell me where. You'll go to who and tell him where. Cat
: If we tell you where before you tell us who, you'll go to who and tell him where. Geppetto
: I tell you what... Fox
: Just tell us who. Geppetto
: I'll tell you when I tell you who! I tell you who when you tell me where! Cat
: We tell you where when you tell us who!
: We'll pay you to tell us! Geppetto
: Alright how much? Fox
: Five gold coins.
[gives coins to Geppetto
: Now who's giving the reward? Geppetto
: Me. Cat
: You? Fox
: You're just a poor wood carver! Geppetto
: [smiles and drops coins in his pocket
] Not anymore.
: [noticing Pinocchio
] Look, Giddy, look! It's amazing, a live puppet without strings! A thing like that ought to be worth a fortune to someone. Now let me see...
[sees poster for Stromboli's puppet show
: That's it! Stromboli! Why, that old faker would give his... Listen. If we play our cards right, we'll be on easy street or my name isn't Honest John.
[Gideon nods "No"
: Quick, we'll head him off
[They follow Pinocchio and head him off near a brick wall
: Shhh! Now is our cha...
[Gideon takes out a mallet and gets ready to hit Pinocchio
: No, no, stupid!
: Don't be crude.
[hits him with the mallet
: [after drunkenly singing "Hi-Diddle-Dee-Dee"
] And the dummy fell for it.
: Hook, line and sinker!
: [Dips a smoke-ring in his beer and takes a bite
] Hiccup! Foulfellow
: And he still thinks we're his friends. And did Stromboli pay? Plenty!
[places a small bag of coins on the table
: That shows you how low Honest John will stoop, eh, Giddy? Gideon
: [nodding choking on his beer